The vest is still solid today

While waiting for the old man who came to be a friendly foreign aid to change his clothes, Du Xu took the time to glance at Penguin Trumpet. As expected, "Northern Darkness Youyu" didn't send him any messages.

He sighed regretfully, and prayed in his heart that after Zhou Yuyu knew that he recommended him to be the team manager, he would stop hitting him on the head with a mirror... It hurts to be hit by that thing, and the most important thing is to heal I couldn't exercise vigorously before.

He had to be forcibly fed by his own mother for a month of green vegetables to supplement vitamins, which was a tragedy in the world.

Du Xu had a lively afternoon, but Yu Yu lay in bed for most of the day, not even in the mood to pick up a paintbrush.

Before going to bed, he boarded the penguin again, and the chat with the "World's Number One Marshal" still stopped at the few messages at noon.

The word "good night" was deleted and typed, typed and deleted in the dialogue column. When he thought of pretending to be a passerby at noon and asking if he was in the same class, Yu Yu wanted to get up and jump off his balcony.

In the end, Yu Yu gave up on herself, closed her eyes and clicked send, then shove the phone under the pillow viciously.

On Monday morning, the pair of tablemates, who had survived the weekend in anxiety, chose to forget everything that happened last Saturday. Only their WeChat friends list proved the traces left by that day.

Du Xu secretly glanced at his deskmate.

The night before last, he was forced by his own mother to drink a glass of milk. When he received the bedtime greeting from Yu Yu, his hands shook and he almost dropped his phone into the glass.

"Fish in the North" will also say "good night" to himself routinely, that is to say, he has not been exposed.

Thinking of this, Du Xu immediately felt refreshed, wishing he could set off a hundred and eighty boxes of fireworks on the playground to celebrate.

The lunch break in No. [-] Middle School is not short, from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] in the afternoon.Because Du Xu said that Yu Yu wouldn't wake up in the morning, and he couldn't find anyone after school, Captain Wen planned to use his lunch break to talk to him about the school team manager.

Stepping into the teaching building of the East Campus, Captain Wen almost burst into tears the moment he saw the lovely school girls again.

Unexpectedly, Wen Hansan would come back one day!

He climbed up to the fifth floor, stood at the door of Class [-], Senior High School, and looked around. The uneasy psycho was waving at him enthusiastically in the first row, and his deskmate looked down at his book indifferently.

The psychopath pushed him at the same table: "At the same table, someone is looking for you."

His deskmate raised his head and met Captain Wen's gaze. Captain Wen suddenly had an illusion - Du Xu's deskmate might be the one who gets along best among the "four middle schools and three no matter".

"Who is that handsome guy? I've never seen him before!"

"It's senior Wen Chengwu from the third year of high school!"

"The captain of the school football team!"

"But why did he come back suddenly? Is there no class in the third year of high school this afternoon?"

"Are you looking for someone?"

Hearing a schoolgirl passing by discussing him, Wen Chengwu hadn't had time to feel complacent when he heard another girl say, "He almost passed 1.8 meters, it's a pity."

Captain Wen wanted to hit someone.

The phrase "almost 1.8 meters" has been with him since he stagnated at 1.7 meters when he was a sophomore in high school, and has been with him until today. However, they did not cultivate a deep revolutionary friendship, but unilaterally avoided it. less than.

Isn't it just one centimeter?

What's the big deal? !

Once the football shoes are put on, the effect of increasing the height by two centimeters is guaranteed!

But turning his head to look at Yu Yu, who was two or three centimeters shorter than him, Wen Chengwu immediately regained the confidence he had lost in Du Xu and Gao Qibin.

Yu Yu looked at him, and patiently waited for the captain of the school team who had nothing to do with him to speak first.Although he opened his eyes and looked innocent no matter what, Captain Wen inexplicably read the eight-character motto of "speak quickly, let go of fart" from his face.

Wen Chengwu cleared his throat: "Hello Yu Yu, I'm Wen Chengwu, the captain of the school football team. Well, I just want to ask if you are interested in being the school team manager."

"Team manager?" Yu Yu frowned, "Why are you looking for me?"

"Du Xu recommended you to me, saying that you are very suitable for this position." Wen Chengwu bought Du Xu without hesitation, pretending not to see Du Xu grinning at him behind Yu Yu.

Du Xu poked his head and took a look. Yu Yu was listening to Wen Chengwu with his back turned to him, so he couldn't see his face at all.He lay on the table for a while, and finally couldn't bear the anxiety in his heart, and turned on the penguin to harass his friendly foreign aid frantically.

[Marshal Du]: Brother!

[Dashuai Du]: Old Gao!

[Du Dashuai]: Mr. Gao!

[Du Dashuai]: Do you think my deskmate will throw me down from the fifth floor when I come back later?

[Your grandpa is a genius with both civil and military skills]: Then let me light some wax for you first? 【Smile.jpg】

Du Xu couldn't get comfort from Gao Qibin, so he went downstairs to harass Feng Zhuolin to run errands for him to buy drinks.

[Du Dashuai]: Zhuo Lin, I want to ask you something.

[Feng Zhuolin]: Brother, tell me!

[Du Dashuai]: Will my deskmate throw me out of the window to do a free fall experiment when I come back?

[Feng Zhuolin]: Why did he throw you out?

[Du Dashuai]: Because I recommended him to the Wen team, saying that he is very suitable to be the school team manager.

[Feng Zhuolin]: Brother!Brother, why are you so upset? !

[Du Dashuai]: Don't you know that the relationship between the team members and the team manager is the easiest to spark?So I think it's worth the risk.

Feng Zhuolin almost spit out a mouthful of grilled sausage.

Sparks?

What the hell are you trying to spark? !

[Feng Zhuolin]: ...Brother, don't say anything.Do you like paper money yellow or white?Bamboo incense paper for printing copper coins or big ingot folded from gold leaf paper?The little brother must have prepared everything for you, the old man, and made arrangements clearly.

Du Xu was depressed.

Why is this so?

Why do you all think my tablemate is so unfeeling?

Obviously I knew him first, I knew him before I was in high school...

But why do you act as if you know him better than I do?

When Yu Yu came back, his expression was normal, but Du Xu sensed a trace of irritability from his slightly frowning brows.Du Xu made a decisive decision. In order not to become a prop to test the truth of free fall, he decided to escape.

He hid in the toilet cubicle and secretly lit a cigarette, and took out his vibrating cell phone.

On the penguin, Captain Wen was furious.

[Captain Wen]: Du Xu, your sister!Do you know the virtues of your deskmate? !

[Captain Wen]: I introduced a lot of school team history to him, and my throat was smoked. Finally, I asked him if he wanted to be the school team manager. Your tablemate said "hmm", I thought he agreed!

[Captain Wen]: Then he said "I'm not suitable"!

[Captain Wen]: Inappropriate "um", what "um"? !

[Captain Wen]: Do you dare to finish the sentence at once? ! ! !

[Du Dashuai]: His "um" means that he has listened carefully to what you said, and then he will answer.

[Dashuai Du]: How is it?Is it serious and cute?

For a moment, Wen Chengwu really wanted to drop his phone. If he wasn't worried that the coach would not be able to contact him, his phone would have been a piece of scrap iron.

He felt that the "cute" he learned and the "cute" Du Xu learned were probably not the same word.

Wen Chengwu thought, what do I care about with a psychopath?That's a talent that even Director Xiaoqiang can't do anything about!

[Captain Wen]: The car is here, let's stop talking.

The last person who could be harassed by him also turned a corner and rejected him. Du Xu squatted in the toilet and mourned for a second for his popularity.He has been squatting in the men's toilet until his legs are numb, and the class bell rang before he dared to move back to the classroom a little bit.Maitreya Buddha was standing on the podium with the lesson plan and holding his precious water glass. Seeing that Du Xu came back late, he just lightly asked him to pay attention next time.

Yu Yu had already spread out the book to preview, and didn't even nod when he came back.

Really angry?Du Xu sat down tremblingly.

On the table was the drink that Feng Zhuolin had brought for him. He stuffed the bottle back on the table indiscriminately, watching Yu Yu's movements from the corner of his eyes secretly.

It seems that my life safety has been guaranteed!Sure enough, I know my deskmate better!A subtle sense of satisfaction rose in Du Xu's heart.

"Except for those who haven't come back, have they all come back?" Li Wei looked around and pointed to the door of the classroom: "Which classmate has such a long tail, go and close the door?"

The last one to come in was Du Xu. Amidst the laughter of the whole class, he pulled back his tail and ran to close the door.

"Before class, let me talk about something first." Li Wei put down the lesson plan, "The midterm exam for this semester, like last year, will be on October 20th and 21st, which means there is still one month—I I believe the students in our No. [-] Middle School must have been preparing for review very early."

This school only has three large-scale exams at the beginning, mid-term, and final of each semester. In the first semester of the second year of senior high school, the initial exam was canceled because of the division of arts and sciences.No monthly exam is a fine tradition of the No. [-] Middle School, and it is also one of the reasons why students work so hard to get in. At least twice a semester, they don’t have to think about how to show the report card to the parents who are staring at them. How beautiful this world is!

At this moment, no matter the students who are preparing to review or those who have forgotten to review are nodding desperately, only Du Xu, being an honest child, raised his hand and said: "Teacher, I haven't highlighted the key yet!"

Li smiled and asked: "Every exam has crossed the key points, but have you ever seen the key points in the exam?"

Collective silence.

"It seems that you already have the answer in your heart, so as a math teacher, I can tell you what the real test is." Li Wei said, picked up a piece of chalk, and wrote a series of formulas on the blackboard. son:

(Homework content ∪ key points drawn) ∩ Exam content =? (There is an empty set symbol here)

Even Du Xu was silent this time.

The basic knowledge of the first year of high school, even a player like him who has been working hard to lower the average score of mathematics all year round can understand it.

Teacher, count yourself as ruthless!

Maitreya rubbed his stomach, and smiled with compassion for all sentient beings: "But I am not a devil. As a class teacher, I also hope that my students will have good grades, so I can tell you a little bit. A little bit of information..."

Brush—the ears of the students stood up.

Under the expectant eyes of the whole class, Li Wei smiled and said: "Formula—have you taught it in class? So the content of the exam is what was taught in class, but it's just a little bit difficult."

No one spoke for half a minute.

Li Wei was very satisfied with the clearing effect: "Are there any problems? Are there any? Then we will start the class."

Du Xu had given up on finding a common language with his teacher in mathematics. He tore a blank piece of paper from his exercise book, wrote a few lines in the neatest handwriting he could, and passed the note to his deskmate.

Yu Yu originally planned to pretend not to see it as before, but the mathematical symbols on the paper attracted him, so he took the note for the first time.

Because, reviewing = not failing, not reviewing = failing;

Therefore, review + no review = no failure = failure;

Propose the common factor formula, (1+no) review = (1+no) fail;

Eliminate the common factor (1+not);

Yes, review = fail.

He couldn't help turning his head to look at Du Xu, who was looking at him with a "praise" expression on his face.

This is a fucking thing to boast about.

Yu Yu picked up a pen and wrote on the note: Yes, I have a solid foundation in elementary school mathematics.

Du Xu unilaterally thought it was a compliment to him.

His heart was a little excited.

first!This is the first time he has received a note from his deskmate!

In his fantasy, the pink progress bar on top of Yu Yu's head, expressing his affection for him, has increased a lot, and the shiny little hearts are flying in the air, celebrating the staged success of his revolution.

Hao Jia at the back table observed secretly, and felt that after a weekend, the relationship between the two seemed to be better than last week.

Is there some unknown PY transaction between them?

The author has something to say: Ms. Li: Monks are compassionate, Amitabha, so kind.

Classmate: If you don’t listen, don’t listen, Li Wei recites the scriptures!