The vest is still solid today

Crossing the threshold of Lixia, the temperature suddenly rises several levels, which is not comparable to the warm spring breeze in April, as if jumping from the bottom of the Mariana Trench to the top of Mount Everest.

Unfortunately, the West Campus of No. [-] Middle School was caught up with the maintenance of the old circuit. There was a large-scale power outage on the campus, and the air conditioner completely stopped working.

The palm-sized electric fan blows all the hot air. The girls’ dormitory is more reserved, but the painting style of the boys’ dormitory is more magical—the boys in the whole dormitory building are so hot that they want to take off their underwear and run naked. , everywhere in the corridor, two shirtless people can be seen smiling at each other, just a little bit of Peppa Pig tattooed on his body, evolving from a student dog to a social person.

Du Xu did well in the three-model test, but this kind of test, which is purely for improving the self-confidence of senior high school dogs, has good results in the city, especially Yu Yu squeezed out the previous city's No. 730 with a score of [-] points. In front of this inhuman score, Du Xu's improvement of [-] to [-] points was hardly noticed except to get praise from his boyfriend and class teacher.

But that couldn't stop him from continuing to groan.

The matter of Du Xu and Feng Zhuolin changing dormitories is almost a secret that can't be told on this floor. Even the dormitory uncle turns a blind eye and only reminds them when the "living Hades" comes to patrol.

At this moment, Marshal Du is dragging his boyfriend along, strolling around the corridors like the emperor and the empress on a private visit.

There are a lot of people in the corridor, the marble floor tiles absorb heat, but it is cooler than the room, and it is actually a bit cold after dark, and there are rows of students memorizing vocabulary sitting on the stairs, which makes it even more contrasting to the two people who have nothing to do and give out dog food More and more hateful.

Finally, before arousing public outrage, Du Xu picked a dormitory and went in to "consolate", ending the abuse of single dogs in the hallway.

As soon as Yu Yu entered the door, she was taken aback by the huge ball bulging from the upper bunk——

Feng Zhuolin sat on the upper bunk wrapped in a big quilt, not even showing his head. Li Nan, Zhuang He and Gao Qibin looked at the bulge affectionately, and only bowed to it with each stick of incense.

"What is this for?" Such an unconventional magical operation naturally aroused the interest of a classmate surnamed Du who also loves to make trouble.

"Shh, don't make noise." Zhuang He raised a finger, "Probably some mysterious ceremony is going on."

Just when several people were discussing whether this kid was hot and stupid, Feng Zhuolin suddenly lifted the quilt with pride written all over his face: "Look, after covering the quilt like this for a while, it will feel very cool when you lift it off again!"

I'm afraid I'm not really fooled by the heat.

Gao Qibin glanced at him sympathetically, then turned to Du Xu: "As expected of your little brother, this IQ is so fresh and refined."

Li Nan applauded and echoed: "Out of the mud but not stained."

Zhuang He answered the words skillfully: "Zhuo Qinglian is not a monster."

Yu Yu concluded: "It can be seen from a distance but not played with."

Feng Zhuolin: "..."

Cooperating with you to bully honest people?

The ten-digit countdown to the college entrance examination on the blackboard changed from three to two, and then from two to one without knowing it.

The provincial competition and divisional competition of the National Youth Football League ended in March and May. The No. [-] middle school successfully qualified. The other three teams selected at the same time will represent the Northeast Division to participate in the finals in late June.

And there is only half a month left before the college entrance examination. Except for the first and second graders in the fourth middle school, there is still a lot of discussion about it. The senior seniors have already turned off the forum, disconnected their mobile phones from the Internet, and entered the comprehensive review mode, trying to memorize one more than others every minute. English words.

The students in Class Nine were busy writing and writing. The chemistry teacher was walking around in the classroom. When he walked to the last row, he glanced at the message notes posted by the students on the blackboard. When his eyes glanced at the crooked handwriting of a primary school student, he staggered. .

He was silent for a moment, and read out the contents of the note: "I love you, just like silicon dioxide and diabolism dissolve in you."

The whole class stopped writing at the same time, turned their heads, and looked at the chemistry teacher.

"Which scumbag wrote this? What about you and other strong bases!" The chemistry teacher knocked on the blackboard and laughed angrily, "Who wrote it? Stand up! Don't go back tonight, come to my office to make up lessons! "

All Class Nine was silent, and secretly glanced at Yu Yu from the corner of their eyes.

Yu Yu was silent.

Isn't this talking about his unlucky partner who was called to the head teacher's office?

Du Xu didn't even know the results of the single-entry exam. Every day, the Sand Sculpture Boy happily enlivened the increasingly dull atmosphere due to the college entrance examination. It wasn't until Li Wei called him to the office that he learned the great news.

"I don't need to take the college entrance examination!"

——This was Du Xu's first thought.

"Promise!" Wu Xiaoqiang knocked on his forehead angrily.

After hearing the news, he hurried back from the new campus to watch Du Xu's grades in Li Wei's office with Yan Luo.

"Major number one, not bad." Li Wei was very satisfied, "But your culture class is a bit behind you, politics..."

"Science students' disadvantages, teacher, you understand." Du Xu can be regarded as a model of no ambition, and he said with a smile while covering his troubled and most handsome forehead, "It doesn't matter if the score is high, just pass it. Long live the passing grades - if there are too many, you can't sell them for money!"

After two years, Wu Xiaoqiang was considered immune to him, but it was the first time Yan Luo saw this "rebellious" argument, and he was so angry that his liver hurt on the spot.

"If the teacher is okay, I'll go back first." Du Xu was shivering from the cold of the "Living Hades", and shed a drop of cold sweat in the scorching summer, "I still have to tell my baby the news..."

The two paparazzi who caught puppy love as a side job and were delayed by education became alert at the same time: "Male and female?"

Du Xu was at a loss: "A man? It's my deskmate."

The two teaching directors were dumbfounded at the same time.

And Mr. Li, who looks calm on the outside but sees through everything, took a sip of Coca-Cola ginger tea, and it was none of his business.

Wu Xiaoqiang is fine, after all, he is a man who has been brainwashed by "Princess" at the New Year's Eve party, and Director Yan is not so calm: "You guys... are you all so nasty now?"

Du Xu looked back at him innocently: "Director Yan, don't you know? Now the greetings between boys and girls are 'Good morning, XX baby', while the greetings between boys and girls are 'Are you late again? Silly X'."

Yan Luo: "..."

Should we follow the principle of equality between men and women when we catch puppy love in the future?

Someone who passed the college entrance examination early was sent back to the class and received the highest standard of courtesy and envy and hatred. Hao Jia sighed bitterly, only hating why she didn't go to learn physical education in the first place.

In the end, Gao Qibin couldn't stand it anymore, and chose to debut as an idol to save the hearts of his classmates. He raised his head from the sea of ​​questions, gritted his teeth and smiled at Du Xu: "So besides showing off, do you have anything else to do?"

"Yes, yes! I will cheer you on in June!" Du Xu raised his hands in surrender, "Also, I thought of two new review methods on the way back just now, and I want to share them with my classmates."

Yu Yu couldn't believe that he had time to think of new review methods.

According to this person's urine, if he knows that he doesn't need the college entrance examination, shouldn't he be overwhelmed by yellow waste in his head, with no end in sight?

"Baby, don't look at me like that, brother occasionally thinks about something serious." Du Xu sat up on the table with his feet up, and hooked his fingers to the people around him, "First, regret the review method-first Give yourself a few hours to play games on your mobile phone, and it’s best to eat two chickens, so that after a few hours, you will naturally fall into deep regret, and then you will unexpectedly gain a motivation to review.”

Yu Yu turned her head indifferently, put away the finished paper, and took out a detective novel from the drawer.

He knew that he shouldn't expect anything from sand sculptures.

"What about the second one?" Feng Zhuolin put his last hope on his elder brother, trying to convince himself to give them a chance.

"The second one is the flashback review method!"

Onlookers: "...?"

Du Xu said triumphantly: "Prepare the three-foot white silk to hang himself before the exam. It is said that people will recall their whole life when they are about to die. When you recall the knowledge point, you will break free immediately or ask your roommate to help you break free. Achieve the effect of remembering all the textbook content before the exam!"

"Let's go." Zheng Miao, who was pulled by Tian Jinxin to join in the fun, said flatly, "How can someone who doesn't need to take an exam come up with a constructive review method?"

"How could he be so cheap?" Gao Qibin expressed the feelings of all the students. He stood up and approached Du Xu with a grim smile. Under his leadership, the whole class formed a siege and prepared to encircle.

Du Xu ran away: "The above review method has been strictly certified by an authoritative educational institution, it is absolutely useless! If there are comrades who insist on this method at risk, I would like to express my most sincere condolences and blessings to you on behalf of all the students in the No. [-] Middle School!"

"Chase!"

It was the first time that Li Nan, the class monitor, responded to every call and led all the boys in the class to catch up, but unexpectedly met the "Living King" at the corner, and beside him was Director Xiaoqiang who hadn't seen him for nearly a year.

Director Yan was furious on the spot: "Don't say that the college entrance examination is about to come - the weekend is the coming-of-age ceremony, what are you all doing?! Elementary school students are not as good at making trouble as you are!"

"I'm sorry, Director! Let's go back to study immediately!"

Li Nan's ability to actively admit his mistakes and flatter him at any time and under any circumstances saved their lives, and by the way, he delayed Du Xuling hundreds of times in his heart.

That guy didn't know how to escape from birth and escape from the capture of the two directors, but he didn't give them any hints, which indirectly caused a group of weak and helpless little white rabbits to run into the vicious big bad wolf head-on.

The coming-of-age ceremony was held on the playground of the old campus, and it was scheduled together with the graduation photo shoot on the first weekend in June, just in time for Children's Day.

Du Xu asked sadly: "Does it mean that we will miss one festival from now on?"

"Wake up." Yu Yu couldn't bear it anymore, "You have grown up for a year."

"It's been a year, so fast!" Du Xu stretched his waist, "We're going to graduate soon... baby, do you want to go somewhere?"

"Is there a need to ask?" Feng Zhuolin flattered frantically, "Anyway, among those schools in City B, with our Yushen's grades, which one can we want to go to? Tsinghua University, Peking University, those principals have to break their heads for our Yushen!"

"It must be, my boyfriend must be popular!" Du Xu said seriously, "If they don't break their heads, I will press their heads and let them break their heads!"

Yu Yu let out a "puchi" laugh.

Yan Luo and Wu Xiaoqiang were not as stern as usual, wishing that every strand of hair had "serious" written on it. This was the first time they saw such a kind expression on the face of the "Living King of Hades", which scared Class Nine. He catches the "Ghostbusters" of the night tour and nearly falls down the steps.

"Stand up, it's time to take a picture!" The photographer hurriedly gestured for them to stand up straight and stop staggering.

The photographer raised the camera and looked at a group of teenagers and girls from the viewfinder, as well as Li Wei and the two teaching directors surrounded by students.

"Three, two, one—"

"eggplant!"

Class [-] students stood in two rows in front of the landscape stone engraved with the school motto, and the eight golden characters of "Honest morality and lofty aspirations" carried their youth and shone brightly in the sun.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: My boyfriend is the best in the world!I don't allow anyone not to like him!