The vest is still solid today

Early in the morning, the cell phone that was casually left by the bed rang non-stop. Yu Yu dazedly reached out and turned it upside down. The alarm finally vibrated twice to show her dissatisfaction with the lazy master, and she obediently shut her mouth.

Its owner buried his face in the soft pillow, rubbed it vigorously, and fell into a dark and sweet dream again.

Yu Yu didn't wake up until mid-sun. He stretched out his hand from under the quilt, touched the pillow for a long time, and accidentally pulled the phone to the ground.The metal casing was in close contact with the wooden floor, and a loud "bang" scared Yu Yu completely awake.

He propped himself up, picked up the phone with one hand drooping by the bed, and the moment he turned on the screen, his not-so-young heart was frightened again—damn! It's 10:30!

late!

As soon as Yu Yu lifted the quilt, she rushed to the bathroom before she could find her slippers, squeezed the toothpaste at an inhuman speed, and stuffed the toothbrush into her mouth.The sound of the wooden door colliding with the door frame alarmed the old man who was watching TV in the living room. Mr. Yu knocked on the bathroom door: "Xiao Yu, what are you doing? Ding ding bang bang."

"Grandpa, it's almost eleven o'clock, why don't you call me?" Yu Yu held a toothbrush in her mouth, wanting to cry, "Did the teacher call our family?"

Mr. Yu pointed to the calendar hanging on the wall, "What are you calling? Isn't it Saturday today?"

Yu Yu rubbed her eyes, stared at the calendar for half a minute, then rushed back to the bed and picked up her phone, staring at the word "Saturday".

... He probably fell into a daze at school.

Sitting up in shock while dying, I suddenly heard that today is the weekend.

Old Master Yu shook his head helplessly, and said to Yu Yu, "There are sesame seed cakes and soy milk on the table, which are still warm. After brushing your teeth, eat something quickly. You don't always eat in the morning. It's not good for your stomach after a long time."

Yu Yu nodded with a mouth full of toothpaste foam.

Seeing his grandson eating a serious meal honestly, old man Yu felt relieved to go out to meet his poker friends.Yu Yu passed by the living room, picked up a small handful of blueberries from the fruit plate on the coffee table, and was going to go back to the house to continue the unfinished work of painting last night.

While waiting for the computer to turn on, he turned on the phone Penguin as usual, and replied to the messages of friends and fans one by one.

"The World's No. [-] Marshal" seems to have been guarding the penguin. He just sent it here, and the other side responded in seconds.

[The world's number one handsome man]: Ma'am!happy weekend!

[Fish in the Northern Darkness]: Let's have fun together~

The two chatted for a few words before getting to the point.

[The world's number one handsome man]: Ma'am, I want to ask you something about my friend. He said that he always doesn't get along well with his deskmate recently.

coming!My friend is me!

Yu Yu's expression froze.

He has long doubted whether this "world's number one handsome man" is someone he knows and knows him in reality, and the "My friend is me" series is undoubtedly the best standard for testing conjectures.

He remembered that on the first day of school, "The World's No. [-] Shuaibi" told him on Penguin that he was assigned to Class Nine.

Senior three will not be divided into classes, it can be ruled out, the rest is senior one and senior two—not to mention the possibility that there will be students in senior one who are at the same table as him from daily life to brain damage, just this Someone clearly pointed out the blue mathematics in the "S City No. [-] Middle School Summer Homework" series that tortured the no-math students in the No. [-] Middle School. Yu Yu felt that he was probably a sophomore in high school//nine times out of ten.

After all, the Colorful Nightmare was just launched this summer, so the chances of being recognized by freshmen in high school are really low. Even if some freshmen have learned about it from the forum, but they can recognize it from a corner, most of them still look at it and hate it. The sophomore dog for the holidays.

Yu Yu squinted her eyes, watching the "World's No. [-] Marshal" at the other end of the network cable narrating his daily relationship with his deskmate from a third perspective, and felt that she could accurately locate her classmates.

I don’t need to dream of losing my horse. The other party can find out immediately by looking at the head portrait and the penguin, but if he didn’t find him directly in the three-dimensional, it means that the other party didn’t want him to know the vest of “the world’s number one handsome man” Who is below.

This time he didn't make the mistake of putting himself out of the way of others. He wants to be a person with a broad vision, and he won't think that everyone in the world doesn't know how to use a trumpet just because he doesn't have a trumpet.

So he decided to explore further.

[Beiming Youyu]: I am very familiar with the person my little brother mentioned. There are two students like this in my class. We are not in the same class, are we?Do you want to face base?

I don't know if it was a hit, but the "world's number one coach" didn't send any more messages.This netizen who was clamoring for a face-to-face interview before school started never mentioned it again after the sophomore class in high school.

It took a while for Yu Yu's phone to beep, and the icon that lit up in the notification bar was not the penguin, but WeChat.

[Grandpa]: Xiaoyu, I just remembered that the bean paste at home is finished, you can buy another bag, and you need the old brand.

Yu Yu seldom opens WeChat. Even if there is a message notification, the receipt of the message is often delayed.Mr. Yu posted it after eleven o'clock, and it was already half past noon when he saw it.

It's so easy to accept WeChat, but don't like penguins, and the elderly are really a strange group.

He quickly replied "Yes", then changed his clothes and put on his shoes. As soon as he took the key, he prepared to go downstairs without turning off the computer.

The convenience store at the gate of the community sells Doubanjiang, but there is no brand designated by Mr. Yu, so Yu Yu can only take a few steps to buy it at the general market two streets away.

The noon sun was a little scorching, and it was warm on the body. The wild cats on the side of the road were lying on the bottom of the wall, and when someone passed by, they just raised their eyelids lazily and licked their paws.

While waiting for the signal light, another message came from Penguin.Yu Yu turned on the phone, turned the brightness to the maximum, and it was a little dark under the sun. He stretched out his hand to cover the light, and barely read the words on it.

[The world's number one handsome man]: I'll go!My mom just sent me downstairs to buy shallots!And you said that my only usefulness is running errands? !Is this still my mother? ! ! !

[Beiming Youyu]: I was also sent by my grandfather to buy sauce, it must be the designated brand, and I have to cross a road.

[The world's number one handsome man]: My mother told me, don't go home if you can't buy green onions... I must have picked it up in her trash can!

The comprehensive market on weekends is simply a carnival for aunts.

This group of women over half a century old had cloth pockets in their left hands and vegetable baskets in their right, and each of them was as excited as a fighting cock that was about to peck at each other. They couldn't see their "weakness" when they usually needed someone to give up their seats on the bus.

Yu Yu struggled to get to a stall for buying seasonings, quickly selected the brand he wanted to buy from two rows of various sauces, and took out his mobile phone to prepare to pay.At this time, another message came from "the world's number one coach".

[The world's number one handsome ratio]: Our market has been dominated by aunts... Who says women are inferior to men?Look at Chinese housewives!Better than Mulan!

Yu Yu was pushed unsteadily in the crowd of aunts, and couldn't help laughing when she saw this.

A middle-aged woman in her 50s also squeezed in front of the booth. With a wave of her thick arm, she happened to scrape Yu Yu's cell phone.The mobile phone wrapped in a dark blue rubber case spun twice on the dusty concrete floor and stopped when it hit the shelf.

The aunt didn't notice that she had knocked off other people's things, and was focused on picking bones and haggling with the stall owner; Yu Yu didn't have time to argue with her, he was busy squeezing between two bulky women to pick up his mobile phone.

Before he successfully arrived, a slender hand picked up the phone, patted the dust on it, and handed it back: "Is this yours? Be careful next time... Yu, Yu Yu ?!"

Du Xu almost bit his tongue.He maintained the posture of typing with one hand and handing over the mobile phone with the other hand, and he became a new era "picture of picking up gold".He saw the bag of X-brand Doubanjiang in Yu Yu's hand, and shook his hand, trying to delete the typed words, but accidentally clicked send, and hurriedly retracted.

Yu Yu took the phone, her eyes turned around the sentence "the other party withdrew a message", and fell on the basket of green onions beside Du Xu.

What did "the world's number one coach" just say?

Seems like his mother sent him to buy shallots?

If he could only be sure that this "world's number one coach" was his classmate before, now he is very sure and certain that this person has a very high chance of being his deskmate.

This "very large probability" is infinitely close to [-]%, and the remaining error is almost negligible.

Besides, this name is really Du Xu's style, he can't believe that there is a second person in his class who would give his trumpet such a silly name.

Yu Yu's whole body is not well.

No wonder the netizen who was keen on face-to-face never mentions this again... They are "face-to-face" every day, okay? !

The two held a mobile phone each, and stared at the booth in front of the booth.

Fuck!I have only seen such things as falling off a horse on the spot in novels!Does this world dare to be more mysterious? !

Du Xu silently closed the penguin interface, and when he looked up again, Yu Yu's familiar smile greeted him: "Yu Yu, good afternoon."

Concealed movements, firm eyes, full marks.

So he shouldn't have noticed it?

I'm not good at all!I have only seen such things as grabbing bags on the spot in novels!Is it true that art comes from life? !

Yu Yu has good eyesight, so she couldn't miss Du Xu's small movements so close.Well, now that little bit of error is gone, and the "very high probability" has successfully advanced to "[-]% certainty".

But they are all old drivers who are as stable as dogs on the surface, who can't fool people anymore?

Yu Yu switched the phone interface to WeChat and replied, "Good afternoon."

The transition is smooth, the attitude is natural, full marks.

So he probably didn't find out that I found out, right?

The stall owner's impatient urging interrupted their stare, which seemed to last for eternity: "You two, buy it or not? If you don't buy it, don't stand in the way of others."

"Oh, buy, buy, buy." Du Xu hurriedly picked up the bundle of green onions he picked, took the bean paste in Yu Yu's hand, and handed it over together, "We are together... Uncle, please divide it into two bags chant."

"A total of 11 yuan and seven." The stall owner tore out two plastic bags, put green onions and bean paste into them separately, and muttered in a low voice: "What qualities do children have today?"

Du Xu swallowed the bag and scanned WeChat, feeling aggrieved: It's actually a male cashier, no wonder his attitude is so bad!Next time I should go to the big sister next door to buy!

He moved so fast that Yu Yu didn't even have time to refuse.

When the two finally returned to the bright sunshine from among the zombie-possessed aunts, he took the initiative to tug on Du Xu's sleeve: "Add a WeChat."

Du Xu was overwhelmed by the sudden happiness. He added Yu Yu as a friend without even asking, and then looked at the transfer of [-] yuan with a dazed expression on his face.

Yu Yu put away her mobile phone: "Penguin didn't bind the card. Pay you back."

"No need, just treat it as my treat..." Du Xu choked on himself before finishing his sentence.

Who the hell treats people to eat miso? !

It's so out of taste!

Fortunately, Yu Yu was not at peace and didn't pay attention to his slip of the tongue for a while.

Two people who were singing and anxious at the same time, one carrying a bag of bean paste, the other holding a bundle of green onions, stood at the entrance of the market and looked at each other. Such homey props and background boards made the tablemate who looked up and looked down at school every day All seem a little strange.

"Then, see you the day after tomorrow?"

"See you the day after tomorrow."

Yu Yu originally thought that the two of them would go their separate ways, and then each calm down the stormy waves in their hearts. When they went to school on Monday, they pretended nothing happened and said "good morning" to each other.

However, the ideal is very full, and the reality is very skinny.

Walking to the gate of the community, Du Xu behind him still followed him like a ghost.

"...Why are you still following me?"

Du Xu was even more wronged than Dou E: "I'm going in this direction too, it's really just a side trip! Believe me again at the same table!"

To be on the same road with the person I most want to get closer to but also most want to avoid at the same time...

Real pain and joy fly together.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: Falling off a horse too fast is like a tornado, and it is too late to escape without leaving the storm circle.

Yu Yu: He must not know that I know that he knows, he must not know that I know that he knows, he must not know that I know that he knows...