My Teammates Are All Crazy

Jing Yu regretted it as soon as he finished posting the five words "non-brother, my husband".

What he thinks in his heart is "I'm not a brother, I'm a god". However, as a game anchor, he is brainwashed by various "goldfish, my husband" bullet screens every day, and accidentally...

Although he added a sentence in time, he was still a little nervous.

So, after waiting for a while and seeing no reply, I added another sentence apprehensively.

It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: Sorry, I was too excited just now, can you not tell Brother Fei?

It's a goldfish not a salted fish: I still want his autograph though!

asdf: ...

Qin Fei raised his hand to cover his face, not knowing what to say.

Sorry, I'm your husband... Bah, I'm Qin Fei.

——No, no, you can’t reply like that.It's better for him not to reveal his identity before recruiting this teammate with no risk of failure, otherwise this trumpet will not be available.

Signing is impossible, not in this lifetime.

——It doesn’t work either.If this sentence is sent out, if it irritates the opponent, it will not only lose a teammate, but also the future of PG.

So what should be the answer?

Qin Fei thought for a moment: "Yes."

asdf: Signature or something, when you come to PG, ask Brother Fei for it.

It's goldfish not salted fish: that's great.

asdf: Mind if I ask you a few questions?

Jing Yu hesitated for a moment.

When he saw the other party responding to PG, he lost his mind and his mind was full of Brother Fei's signature. Now, seeing that the signature is not so easy to get, his sanity finally came back, and he began to question——The other party is really a PG team of?No one is impersonating, right?

In terms of style, the fast-paced style of play of the four has indeed inherited PG's usual ferocity, but the possibility of deliberate imitation cannot be ruled out.

Jing Yu cherishes this opportunity brought to him very much, but he will not be led by the nose foolishly.

So his next reply became very cautious.

It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: Are you a member of the PG team?

asdf: Hmm.

It's goldfish not salted fish: how to prove it?

Qin Fei thought for a while, turned on another computer next to him, logged in to his account, kicked out a random friend, searched for the id "Is it a goldfish, not a salted fish", and sent him a friend request.

Jing Yu, who received the friend request, looked at the ID "PG-Sleep", shook his hand and accepted it, but didn't react for a long time.

Until asdf sent another message:

asdf: I asked Fei Ge to add you, it depends on the rank, the real person.

PG-Sleep went offline after sending out the friend application. Jing Yu clicked on the id's career data with an expression of disbelief, and the golden badge of the lord rank almost blinded his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes.

Looking at the winning rate, 69%, which is a full 57% higher than his 12%.

Not to mention, PG-Sleep played several times as many games as him, and the gold content of the winning percentage is completely different.

God! ! !Live! ! !

It's goldfish not salted fish: Oh my god nanshen plus nest reee! ! !

asdf: ?

asdf: Excited to speak incoherently?

It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: Let me join the team, boss!Play any position!You can use any monster!

asdf: ...

asdf: Brother, calm down.

Facts have proved that no matter how persistent you are, you are vulnerable to male gods.

However, Jing Yu just said this in order to express his love for Qin Fei. In his heart, he still hopes to use his favorite monster to participate in the professional league.

So he calmed down quickly.

It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: Boss, what did you want to ask just now?Just ask!

asdf: good.

asdf: First, what is your gender and age?

It's goldfish not salted fish: Male, 20 years old.I, like Brother Fei, are from City S!

Qin Fei secretly heaved a sigh of relief.Judging by the tone of the other party, he thought it was a woman.It's not bad for female players, but it's always inconvenient to live with a group of men.

asdf: Only play jungle?

It's goldfish not salted fish: Well, almost.

It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: If it's the top order... I can practice.

asdf: No need.

"Huh?" Jing Yu was puzzled. Isn't PG short of top orders?Could it be that the second team of PG wants him and wants him to be the jungler of the second team?

Before he had time to ask, he saw the other party's next question.

asdf: What do you usually use as a jungler?

It's goldfish, not salted fish: mainly Frozen Heart, Moon Shadow Spider, and Datura Petals.

asdf: You choose monsters based on their looks?

It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: Hey, I was discovered by you.

asdf: And they are all so unpopular.Will the usual demons do it?

It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: something like burying a sword?meeting.

asdf: What does this conference mean?

It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: I will bury the sword thief.

asdf: ...

It's a goldfish, not a salted fish: but my ice-snow heart is more slippery.

Okay, Qin Fei probably knows it, this is a person who is very confident in his jungle skills.

He wants to see if this person is really so slippery.

asdf: One-on-one?

asdf: They all use burial swords.

It's goldfish not salted fish: OK.

In fact, at this time, Jing Yu was already a little sleepy.However, when he thought that he would have the opportunity to fight side by side with Qin Fei in the future, he was so excited that he didn't know what to do.

One-on-one is just one-on-one, they all use the Burial Sword, no one can take advantage of the other, the technique used to test each other is the best.

So, very soon, Jing Yu received a request for discussion from ASDF and chose to accept it.

The two chose the Burial Sword, adjusted the Yuling and equipment, and clicked to prepare to enter the battlefield.

Burial Sword can play in the wild or walk up.

Because it was a one-on-one fight, neither of them took punishment, and planned to fight directly in the middle.

Jing Yu manipulated his burial sword to the first tower in the middle road, and soon saw ASDF's burial sword.

The start was very stable, and the two replenished their pawns without interfering with each other. Whether it was level or economy, they were steadily improving, and the gap between them was negligible.

After a period of time, both of them were promoted to level 6, and they had a big move.

Then ASDF's Burial Sword took the lead in attacking, holding his 40-meter long sword and rushing towards Jing Yu.

Jing Yu resolutely handed over his displacement skills, but he didn't go down the tower, but in the direction asdf rushed over.

Immediately after handing over the displacement, he used the harmful skill. He wanted to hit asdf by surprise, but unexpectedly, asdf also surrendered the displacement immediately, and appeared behind Jing Yu in an instant. While dodging his first skill, he surrendered his own skill.

Jing Yu quickly used defensive skills to resist the damage of asdf, and then tied a.

asdf didn't dodge or dodge, and the two exchanged a in a fair manner.

At this time, ASDF's Burial Sword had significantly less HP than Jing Yu's Burial Sword.However, neither Qin Fei nor Jing Yu dared to relax in the slightest, because they all knew that the other party's flash and healing hadn't been handed in yet!The big move is still there!

The same monsters, the same level and economy, and even the equipment that has been released so far are similar.

To win this battle, it depends on the calculation of damage by both sides.

Jing Yu opened his eyes wide, staring at the computer screen intently, for fear of missing any details.

He estimated the blood volume of asdf and the damage of the minions, and at the right time, he decisively expanded!

Almost at the same time, asdf used defense.

"Fuck!" Jing Yu couldn't help but exclaimed, apparently he didn't expect the opponent's defensive skills to be used until this time.

Although it can only resist part of the damage from the big move, it is enough for him to survive.

Sure enough, after Jing Yu's ult was released, there was still a layer of blood left on Asdf's Burial Sword, and he opened it without hesitation.

Jing Yu took the big move firmly, and quickly handed in the cure, then stared at the gap when asdf ran out of the big move, and used the displacement!

He wanted to use the newly refreshed movement skills to take away the residual blood of asdf, but he didn't expect asdf to turn in flash without hesitation after using up his ultimate move.

Jing Yu just wanted to catch up with the flash, but unexpectedly, asdf came back to him with another shift, and gave him a flat a.

[System] Bury the sword, one kill.

[System] Our Burial Sword has been killed.

Jing Yu was stunned for a moment, and then he realized what happened just now - flashing away and moving back, what kind of coquettish operation is this?

So the flash is to avoid his displacement?

At that last stroke, he should have used flash to avoid his displacement...

However, who would want to go back and take the other party's head when he has only single-digit bloodskins left and successfully escaped? !

[Enemy] asdf (Buried Sword): Are you a Burial Sword thief?

[Friendship] It's a goldfish, not a salted fish (burial sword): I will give you a head first, for fear that you will lose too badly later.

"Yo, you still talk trash?" Qin Fei chuckled.

[Enemy] asdf (burial sword): Come on, let's see when you can make me serious.

[Friendship] It's a goldfish, not a salted fish (buried sword): I'm coming.

Jing Yu manipulated the reborn Burial Sword and rushed towards Yita Tower, looking at the economies of both sides while rushing.Sure enough, the death just now caused him to lose a lot of money, and his level was also distanced.

Jing Yu frowned, not daring to make any more waves, and crouched under the tower to mend his soldiers wretchedly.

[Enemy] asdf (burial sword): You have the ability to replenish troops, and you have the ability to get out of the tower.

[Enemy] It's a goldfish, not a salted fish (buried sword): Hey, I don't want to, you come and hit me~

Qin Fei's face was full of black lines - why did he suddenly feel... so coquettish.

So, Qin Fei really used his Burial Sword to rush into the tower, and directly opened it!

Jing Yu's cure has already been handed in, and it is still cooling down.I wanted to press E to defend, but it was too late, and I forced a big move.It’s meaningless to press E after eating the big move, so I pressed Q, trying to cooperate with the defense tower to kill this desperate bastard, but I didn’t expect the opponent to use defense at this time, defending his skill damage and tower damage together .

As soon as the defensive shield was broken, Jing Yu and ASDF pressed the displacement button almost at the same time, one fled and the other chased, and the distance was still the same.

Then asdf used the damage technique, Jing Yu defended, the residual blood was still the same residual blood.

"It's too difficult!" Jing Yu roared and handed over the flash, but it was behind asdf.

In the next second, asdf's burial sword a was empty, and Jing Yu's burial sword was opened up, sacrificing a big move to take asdf's head.

1: 1 flat!