My Teammates Are All Crazy
Chapter 1 Chapter 1
Jing Yu checked the live broadcast equipment for the last time, and after confirming that there was no problem, he started the live broadcast at the moment the second hand jumped 6 o'clock.
[So punctual! 】
【So punctual every day! 】
[Can you see the big face of the goldfish today? 】
[It seems impossible. 】
Similar barrages were drawn across the screen of another computer countless times.
Jing Yu looked sideways and couldn't help chuckling: "Good evening, what do you want to see me play today?"
[The demon lord! 】
[Must be a demon lord! 】
[I want to see you rubbing your opponent on the ground with your heart of ice and snow! 】
Jing Yu shrugged his shoulders, not surprised by the barrage that appeared.
As a technical streaming game anchor, in recent months, what he has played most is "LordDevil", a popular MOBA online game, which is translated into "Demon Lord" in Chinese.
He mainly plays the jungler in this game, and the most played monster is Frozen Heart.
There are even bullet screens saying that he is the No. [-] Frozen Heart in the national server.
In fact, it is not wrong, because there is no one else who dares to play the monster Frozen Heart on the national server except him.
Jing Yu had logged into the game long before the live broadcast started.
He clicked on the list of monsters and found the heart of ice and snow.Its image is a "girl" with a pale complexion floating in the air. Why are there double quotation marks?Because it is clearly stated in the introduction that Frozen Heart has no gender.
However, its slender human form really makes people who see it at first sight think it should be a weak girl.
Frozen Heart has long snow-white hair, the same snow-white dress flutters in the wind, and a pair of slender legs are looming.
The entire body of this monster, except for a pair of charming purple eyes, is light and white, and there is a faint cold air all over its body, and there are fragments of snowflakes flying and falling.
In order to pursue visual effects, Jing Yu adjusted the fineness of the game screen and the complexity of the special effects to the maximum.
Therefore, seeing the heart of ice and snow on his game interface, the cuties guarding the live broadcast room not only lamented the superb modeling of "Demon Lord", but also were chilled by the gorgeous and realistic special effects—as if they could truly Feel the cold air emanating from Frozen Heart.
As the most handsome monster in "The Demon Lord", the image of Frozen Heart is undoubtedly sought after by people, which is one of the reasons why Jing Yu was keen to play it at the beginning.
However, it is one thing to look good, and quite another to be practical.
Is Frozen Heart practical?
Different people have different opinions.Anyway, there are really very few people playing it on the national server.
Jing Yu clicked on the ranking, and the match successfully entered the ban&pick mode.
After the two sides each banned two versions of powerful monsters, Jing Yu was lucky enough to become the first player to pick the monsters.
Without even thinking about it, he locked Frozen Heart in seconds.
Then his teammates exploded on the spot:
[Friendly side] XX: Heart of ice and snow? !
[Friendly] XX: Poisonous? !
Jing Yu, who had expected it for a long time, shrugged helplessly: "It seems that he doesn't know me."
After he said this, he immediately received a barrage of support and complaints.
[Wait for your teammates to slap you in the face! 】
[Goldfish's heart of ice and snow is invincible! 】
——The above is supported.
[It's not surprising that you don't know each other, don't you have a b-number for your popularity? 】
[Lock the heart of ice and snow in seconds after playing the ranking, you deserve to be ridiculed. 】
——The above is just a joke.
Whether it's support or complaints, Jing Yu is no stranger to it.
After all, this is not the first time he has ranked with Frozen Heart, nor is it the first time he has been ridiculed by his teammates.
The same thing has happened countless times in the past.
[It's all because your id doesn't look like a technical streaming game anchor at all. 】
Seeing this barrage suddenly, Jing Yu froze for a moment, then subconsciously glanced at his ID: it was a goldfish, not a salted fish.
"Where is it?" He argued, "It's obviously hot and recognizable!"
However, the barrage did not buy his account at all.
[It's really common. 】
[It's completely the id of an ordinary player. 】
[If I hadn't watched your live broadcast, who would have known that this id was an anchor? 】
Jing Yu couldn't laugh or cry.
[Change your id! 】
【Change id+1】
【Change id+ID card number】
Jing Yu didn't care much about his ID, so seeing the cuties insisted so much, he said indifferently: "Okay, what do you think I should change it to?"
【JJ Live-Goldfish】
【JJ Goldfish】
【JJ-GoldFish】
"GoldFish...you guys are enough!" Jing Yu couldn't laugh or cry, feeling that her cuties are really too cute, "How about I simplify it, how about GF?"
【Ok, Ok. 】
[Broad to. 】
[Suddenly promoted from a passerby player to a professional player. 】
[Hahaha yes, GF is not like a professional player but not an anchor! 】
Jing Yu glanced at the game interface. Both sides have already selected the monsters and entered the final adjustment stage.
The monsters chosen by his teammates are more commonly used. The player who taunted him locked Lilith, a Fatan, top laner.
Then their mid laner is Black Jiao, the shooter is Maha, and the support is Blood Carp.
emmm... Although they are all commonly used monsters, they can be put together...
The teammate with id XX exploded:
[Friendly] XX: Are you all poisonous? !
[Friendly] XX: The jungler is already a crispy skin that can even support in seconds, you still choose this
I pressed send before I could finish typing, because the countdown was over.
The screen jumps, and the two sides enter the battle preparation interface.
"We are so fragile." Jing Yu said so, but his tone was unreasonable.His voice was not deep enough, and it made people feel very uncomfortable.
[If you don't agree with each other, you start to mess around, I'm going to call the police! 】
[Goosebumps all over her body, call the police! 】
【Call the police!There are anchors who are making a fuss online! 】
Jing Yu turned a blind eye to these bullet screens, and said to himself: "It's over, it's over, we're going to lose this game~ The opponent's lineup is much more reasonable than ours, and they can rub us in the spring water!"
Those who don't know Jing Yu, even if they haven't heard what he said, will feel that they will definitely lose when they see this lineup, but Jing Yu's true love little angels are already familiar with this situation.
【Every time Goldfish says this, it means that the game is won. 】
[As soon as the goldfish despises the opponent, it starts to throw a fit. 】
[It's okay to talk about it, just don't really talk about it. 】
Jing Yu looked at the bullet screen happily for a while, and when he heard the system notification sound announcing the start of war, he immediately turned his gaze back to the game interface in front of him, and manipulated his ice and snow heart to float towards the wild monsters.
Frozen Heart is an assassin-type jungler. The biggest commonality of this type of jungler is crispy skin, that is, thin blood, and the blood volume of Frozen Heart is even more outrageously low.
Just now XX said that this jungler can even support in seconds. It is not an exaggeration, but when someone really played Frozen Heart to gank the bottom lane, he was killed by the opponent's support.
This is why Frozen Heart will be ridiculed by the crowd when it appears in qualifying. Its survivability is too weak to stand up in team battles. Moreover, it is easy to be opposed by the opponent - against the wild!
The so-called anti-jungle means that one's own wild area is invaded by the opposing jungler. This is a very common thing on the battlefield where there is a heart of ice and snow.
While fighting wild monsters, Jing Yu paid attention to the small map, checked the situation of the upper, middle and lower lanes, and calculated the time in his mind—the time when the opposing jungler came to catch him.
Feeling that the time was almost up, he handed over the punishment, killed the wild monsters and recovered more than half of the blood, and then hid in the nearby grass.
Sure enough, not long after, the opponent's jungler Zanjian rushed over with a 40-meter long sword in his hand. Seeing that the biggest wild monster was dead, he immediately guessed that Jing Yu was hiding nearby, and began to cut grass recklessly.
Frozen Heart with only 1 skill, and Burial Sword with only 1 skill are going head-to-head. However, Jing Yu likes to die: "Do you think I can kill him alone?"
He asked his little angel, but he couldn't distract himself from watching the barrage, so he didn't know how the barrage would respond.
But he doesn't care, because he is sure - can kill!
Patiently squatting in the grass for a while, waiting for the punishment to be refreshed in a few seconds, waiting for the Burial Sword holding a 40-meter long sword to approach him, and waiting for the most suitable time to make a move, Jing Yu instantly restrained all the injustice on his face According to the scriptures, use the heart of ice and snow to rush to the funeral sword!
The lethality of the first skill Ice and Snow Blade directly cut off one-third of the blood bar of Burial Sword, and at the same time, the blood-sucking effect raised his own blood line, and then Jing Yu's Heart of Ice and Snow directly hit Bury Sword's face, rushing to the ground. Behind him, Kankan dodged one of his skills, and gave him a flat a before he turned around.
Burying Sword turned around sharply, chasing Bingxue Xin and slashing wildly. Jing Yu concentrated all his attention, walked unhurriedly, dodged as much as possible, and fought back while dodging.
Even so, his blood line dropped to less than one-third first.
The title of No. [-] crispy skin is not just for fun, Frozen Heart is really well-deserved.
However, Jing Yu looked at the wild monsters getting closer and closer, and the corners of his lips raised involuntarily.At the moment when he only had 15 blood points left, and he could be reborn back to the spring of resurrection with a swipe of the Burial Sword, he hit the wild monster with a punishment, and under the effect of blood sucking, the blood returned to more than one-third, Then he rushed to Burial Sword, used a skill again, stabbed his blood to the critical value, and gave him a level a before he released the skill.
[System] Frozen Heart, one kill!
[System] The enemy Burial Sword has been killed!
[So punctual! 】
【So punctual every day! 】
[Can you see the big face of the goldfish today? 】
[It seems impossible. 】
Similar barrages were drawn across the screen of another computer countless times.
Jing Yu looked sideways and couldn't help chuckling: "Good evening, what do you want to see me play today?"
[The demon lord! 】
[Must be a demon lord! 】
[I want to see you rubbing your opponent on the ground with your heart of ice and snow! 】
Jing Yu shrugged his shoulders, not surprised by the barrage that appeared.
As a technical streaming game anchor, in recent months, what he has played most is "LordDevil", a popular MOBA online game, which is translated into "Demon Lord" in Chinese.
He mainly plays the jungler in this game, and the most played monster is Frozen Heart.
There are even bullet screens saying that he is the No. [-] Frozen Heart in the national server.
In fact, it is not wrong, because there is no one else who dares to play the monster Frozen Heart on the national server except him.
Jing Yu had logged into the game long before the live broadcast started.
He clicked on the list of monsters and found the heart of ice and snow.Its image is a "girl" with a pale complexion floating in the air. Why are there double quotation marks?Because it is clearly stated in the introduction that Frozen Heart has no gender.
However, its slender human form really makes people who see it at first sight think it should be a weak girl.
Frozen Heart has long snow-white hair, the same snow-white dress flutters in the wind, and a pair of slender legs are looming.
The entire body of this monster, except for a pair of charming purple eyes, is light and white, and there is a faint cold air all over its body, and there are fragments of snowflakes flying and falling.
In order to pursue visual effects, Jing Yu adjusted the fineness of the game screen and the complexity of the special effects to the maximum.
Therefore, seeing the heart of ice and snow on his game interface, the cuties guarding the live broadcast room not only lamented the superb modeling of "Demon Lord", but also were chilled by the gorgeous and realistic special effects—as if they could truly Feel the cold air emanating from Frozen Heart.
As the most handsome monster in "The Demon Lord", the image of Frozen Heart is undoubtedly sought after by people, which is one of the reasons why Jing Yu was keen to play it at the beginning.
However, it is one thing to look good, and quite another to be practical.
Is Frozen Heart practical?
Different people have different opinions.Anyway, there are really very few people playing it on the national server.
Jing Yu clicked on the ranking, and the match successfully entered the ban&pick mode.
After the two sides each banned two versions of powerful monsters, Jing Yu was lucky enough to become the first player to pick the monsters.
Without even thinking about it, he locked Frozen Heart in seconds.
Then his teammates exploded on the spot:
[Friendly side] XX: Heart of ice and snow? !
[Friendly] XX: Poisonous? !
Jing Yu, who had expected it for a long time, shrugged helplessly: "It seems that he doesn't know me."
After he said this, he immediately received a barrage of support and complaints.
[Wait for your teammates to slap you in the face! 】
[Goldfish's heart of ice and snow is invincible! 】
——The above is supported.
[It's not surprising that you don't know each other, don't you have a b-number for your popularity? 】
[Lock the heart of ice and snow in seconds after playing the ranking, you deserve to be ridiculed. 】
——The above is just a joke.
Whether it's support or complaints, Jing Yu is no stranger to it.
After all, this is not the first time he has ranked with Frozen Heart, nor is it the first time he has been ridiculed by his teammates.
The same thing has happened countless times in the past.
[It's all because your id doesn't look like a technical streaming game anchor at all. 】
Seeing this barrage suddenly, Jing Yu froze for a moment, then subconsciously glanced at his ID: it was a goldfish, not a salted fish.
"Where is it?" He argued, "It's obviously hot and recognizable!"
However, the barrage did not buy his account at all.
[It's really common. 】
[It's completely the id of an ordinary player. 】
[If I hadn't watched your live broadcast, who would have known that this id was an anchor? 】
Jing Yu couldn't laugh or cry.
[Change your id! 】
【Change id+1】
【Change id+ID card number】
Jing Yu didn't care much about his ID, so seeing the cuties insisted so much, he said indifferently: "Okay, what do you think I should change it to?"
【JJ Live-Goldfish】
【JJ Goldfish】
【JJ-GoldFish】
"GoldFish...you guys are enough!" Jing Yu couldn't laugh or cry, feeling that her cuties are really too cute, "How about I simplify it, how about GF?"
【Ok, Ok. 】
[Broad to. 】
[Suddenly promoted from a passerby player to a professional player. 】
[Hahaha yes, GF is not like a professional player but not an anchor! 】
Jing Yu glanced at the game interface. Both sides have already selected the monsters and entered the final adjustment stage.
The monsters chosen by his teammates are more commonly used. The player who taunted him locked Lilith, a Fatan, top laner.
Then their mid laner is Black Jiao, the shooter is Maha, and the support is Blood Carp.
emmm... Although they are all commonly used monsters, they can be put together...
The teammate with id XX exploded:
[Friendly] XX: Are you all poisonous? !
[Friendly] XX: The jungler is already a crispy skin that can even support in seconds, you still choose this
I pressed send before I could finish typing, because the countdown was over.
The screen jumps, and the two sides enter the battle preparation interface.
"We are so fragile." Jing Yu said so, but his tone was unreasonable.His voice was not deep enough, and it made people feel very uncomfortable.
[If you don't agree with each other, you start to mess around, I'm going to call the police! 】
[Goosebumps all over her body, call the police! 】
【Call the police!There are anchors who are making a fuss online! 】
Jing Yu turned a blind eye to these bullet screens, and said to himself: "It's over, it's over, we're going to lose this game~ The opponent's lineup is much more reasonable than ours, and they can rub us in the spring water!"
Those who don't know Jing Yu, even if they haven't heard what he said, will feel that they will definitely lose when they see this lineup, but Jing Yu's true love little angels are already familiar with this situation.
【Every time Goldfish says this, it means that the game is won. 】
[As soon as the goldfish despises the opponent, it starts to throw a fit. 】
[It's okay to talk about it, just don't really talk about it. 】
Jing Yu looked at the bullet screen happily for a while, and when he heard the system notification sound announcing the start of war, he immediately turned his gaze back to the game interface in front of him, and manipulated his ice and snow heart to float towards the wild monsters.
Frozen Heart is an assassin-type jungler. The biggest commonality of this type of jungler is crispy skin, that is, thin blood, and the blood volume of Frozen Heart is even more outrageously low.
Just now XX said that this jungler can even support in seconds. It is not an exaggeration, but when someone really played Frozen Heart to gank the bottom lane, he was killed by the opponent's support.
This is why Frozen Heart will be ridiculed by the crowd when it appears in qualifying. Its survivability is too weak to stand up in team battles. Moreover, it is easy to be opposed by the opponent - against the wild!
The so-called anti-jungle means that one's own wild area is invaded by the opposing jungler. This is a very common thing on the battlefield where there is a heart of ice and snow.
While fighting wild monsters, Jing Yu paid attention to the small map, checked the situation of the upper, middle and lower lanes, and calculated the time in his mind—the time when the opposing jungler came to catch him.
Feeling that the time was almost up, he handed over the punishment, killed the wild monsters and recovered more than half of the blood, and then hid in the nearby grass.
Sure enough, not long after, the opponent's jungler Zanjian rushed over with a 40-meter long sword in his hand. Seeing that the biggest wild monster was dead, he immediately guessed that Jing Yu was hiding nearby, and began to cut grass recklessly.
Frozen Heart with only 1 skill, and Burial Sword with only 1 skill are going head-to-head. However, Jing Yu likes to die: "Do you think I can kill him alone?"
He asked his little angel, but he couldn't distract himself from watching the barrage, so he didn't know how the barrage would respond.
But he doesn't care, because he is sure - can kill!
Patiently squatting in the grass for a while, waiting for the punishment to be refreshed in a few seconds, waiting for the Burial Sword holding a 40-meter long sword to approach him, and waiting for the most suitable time to make a move, Jing Yu instantly restrained all the injustice on his face According to the scriptures, use the heart of ice and snow to rush to the funeral sword!
The lethality of the first skill Ice and Snow Blade directly cut off one-third of the blood bar of Burial Sword, and at the same time, the blood-sucking effect raised his own blood line, and then Jing Yu's Heart of Ice and Snow directly hit Bury Sword's face, rushing to the ground. Behind him, Kankan dodged one of his skills, and gave him a flat a before he turned around.
Burying Sword turned around sharply, chasing Bingxue Xin and slashing wildly. Jing Yu concentrated all his attention, walked unhurriedly, dodged as much as possible, and fought back while dodging.
Even so, his blood line dropped to less than one-third first.
The title of No. [-] crispy skin is not just for fun, Frozen Heart is really well-deserved.
However, Jing Yu looked at the wild monsters getting closer and closer, and the corners of his lips raised involuntarily.At the moment when he only had 15 blood points left, and he could be reborn back to the spring of resurrection with a swipe of the Burial Sword, he hit the wild monster with a punishment, and under the effect of blood sucking, the blood returned to more than one-third, Then he rushed to Burial Sword, used a skill again, stabbed his blood to the critical value, and gave him a level a before he released the skill.
[System] Frozen Heart, one kill!
[System] The enemy Burial Sword has been killed!
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