After taking off the vest, I became a god [e-sports]

He Wan felt that Yu Jie came here to restrain himself, and that his career as an unknown TV anchor would end in his hands sooner or later.

He sighed secretly, thanked Yu Zhui for the gift and then glanced at the barrage.

[Fuck, fuck, fuck!Is Yu Shen missing a leg pendant? 】

[Hahahaha it's so expensive for us to play! ! ! ! 】

[Ah, ah, ah, I'm dead, this way of making an appointment is too ostentatious! 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo of fish balls today】

He Wan was stunned for a moment, and asked casually, "What is fish ball candy?"

The barrage began to flicker:

Brief description [It is a candy that looks like a fish ball]

Supplement 【in vain, sweet】

Summary [It's delicious! 】

He Wan, who finally came to his senses: I believe you bastard!

He laughed, and changed the topic: "Everyone, send 666. I'll pick up two water friends to play with. Yu Shen, is there any problem?"

Yu Jing had just joined the team, so he couldn't help laughing and said, "It doesn't matter."

This kind of benefit is like a pie in the world. One is a fan anchor and the other is a professional player. The audience present started calling their friends to come and participate in the lottery without saying a word.

Anyway, regardless of whether you can draw or not, it is always good to lower the winning rate.

He Wan is not a technical anchor, so the number of female fans is obviously more than that of male fans. In the end, two of the water friends drawn are actually young ladies.

Miss Sister's first ID is roubaobao, and her second ID is baoourou.When He Wan saw the two IDs, she laughed and asked, "Are you two together?"

Miss No. [-] turned on the microphone, "Well, we met in the live broadcast room." The voice was a neat and clean Yu Jie's voice, and the bullet screen exploded as soon as it came out.

[Miss Sister has a really nice voice. 】

【I can!fuck me! 】

[I took a screenshot, and the four on the screen will be my criteria for choosing a spouse from now on. 】

[Sisters have better eyesight, didn't you see the two pairs shining brightly on the screen? 】

He Wan glanced at the screen, there were four female figures, two of them were white shirts and skirts of different styles, he and Yu Jing; the other two were a whole set of yellow sportswear, which looked like couples' outfits.

He was very open about these things, and after asking his teammates, he opened the map and chose an island. It would take nearly three to ten minutes to play a round, and he happened to be able to ask some questions.

Miss No. [-] didn't turn on the mic until she entered the game, she said in a soft voice, "I'm very good at playing, don't dislike me."

Miss No. [-] replied very naturally: "Fatty, follow me closely, I won't let you die."

He Wan smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm also good at cooking, Yu Shen can take care of me."

But Yu Jiu said: "No, your technique is very good." The voice was still lazy and casual as usual, and even a little bit indulgent in it when listening carefully. He Wan felt an electric current flow through the ear piercing, and felt something was wrong. Scanned the barrage.

【yooooooooo~ The technology is very good~~】

[Technology~technique~very~good~~~]

[Is this an official seal? ! 】

He Wan was afraid of the wave of rhythm brought out by Yu Jing, and quickly denied it: "No, no, no, my skills are very poor!"

However, some things will not work by talking or acting.

Miss No. [-] said that her food was definitely not modest, and the four of them chose the island map. At the beginning, He Wan thought that it would be easier to fight with two girls, so she deliberately chose Gao Piao to go to Y City, which is far away from the route.

The housing area has always been suitable for offense and defense. As long as you stay in the right position, you can usually wait until several groups of people die before going out.But in the same way, once you are beaten to death in the housing area, it is difficult to wait until your teammates come to rescue and you may be killed.

When He Wan parachuted, he told his teammates how to press the button to fly high, but the two young ladies still didn't jump to the city, but landed in the wheat field, where they became poor and poor.

He didn't think much about it, and landed directly at the parking spot, which was a three-wheeled motorcycle. He thought for a while, and said on the microphone: "I'll pick up the young lady first, wait for me?"

Yu Jiu was originally following behind him, but he paused when he heard the words, turned around and went to the city, saying: "Okay, pay attention to safety."

His voice was a little low, and He Wan felt something was wrong, but he didn't care too much.When driving to the wheat field, the teammates had no weapons in their hands, and Miss No. [-] didn't even wear armor. She was wearing a yellow sportswear in the wheat field, and was almost beaten into a hornet's nest.

He Wan smiled, "Come up, you've lost half of your blood."

As soon as he finished speaking, several gunshots came from City Y. He Wan watched helplessly as the blood on the green icon of No. [-] changed from transparent to white, and it was about to turn red.

In PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, the full blood state of the character is transparent, and the blood will turn white when the blood is lost. After all, the blood bar drops slowly, and the blue kill notice in the upper right corner has not been released. It seems that he is fighting with someone, but he How could it take so long to kill each other?

He Wan had doubts in his heart, but he didn't have time to think about it. As soon as his teammates got in the car, they immediately accelerated towards the city.

And the barrage directly discussed:

【Well, I think Yu Shen's blood loss is a bit strange. 】

[The minister seconded. 】

[Wanwan just said that the young lady lost blood, and Yu Shen was beaten? 】

【Yu Shen just got beaten up, so he hurried to the city after Wanwan? 】

[Yu Shen: The competition for favor was successful. 】

On the other side, while manipulating the character to slowly show his head from the window, Yu Jing watched He Wan's teammate icon driving towards him, and by the way, distractedly glanced at the barrage, and couldn't help smiling.

Compete for favor?

No, he just didn't see anyone in the opposite house.

When the teammate icon finally reached his downstairs, he hooked his lips, pointed his gun at his head, killed the man opposite him with a few shots, and heard the expected voice, "Is there anyone else? You spray the medicine first."

Yu Jiu said: "He still has teammates, I'll go over and make up for it, you and I will get the equipment later."

Subconsciously, He Wan wanted to agree, turned around and saw two teammates covered in poor characters, and immediately said, "You can share it with the young lady first, and I will search by myself."

Yu Zhu: "..."

【Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yu Shen failed to compete for favor】

[I'm just playing, I only have eyes for weak, pitiful and helpless young ladies. 】

The bullet screens were posted quickly, and He Wan only saw the last one, and said with a slight smile, "Miss and sister are all lovely species, of course they should be protected."

[aaaawsl, how can Wan Wan be so gentle. 】

【So, isn't a powerful man like Yu Shen worthy of protection? ? ?Hahaha I laughed my head off. 】

He Wan: "It's almost enough for you Yu Shen to protect me, how can I have the ability to protect him?"

City Y is far away from the route of this round, and the number of people arriving and landing in the entire city does not exceed double digits. After searching for two rifles, He Wan arrived next to the two young ladies.

However, this whole round was played extremely mysteriously.

Miss No. [-] was crazy, and Miss No. [-] was very helpless, "Baobao, you don't need to make me a human body armor."

The voice of Miss No. [-] is very soft, like the voice of a girl from the south of the Yangtze River, and when she called No. [-] Baobao, it sounded like she was calling a baby.Coupled with the contrast in the voices of the two, it was a wave of dog food attacks.

He Wan was hungry all day, eating dog food happily, and conscientiously followed behind the two water friends to help beat people and pull teammates, until two kill announcements appeared in the upper right corner at the same time.

【? ? ? 】

[What just happened?Why did Yu Shen fall down? 】

[Yu Shen's cause of death: dog food. 】

[The relationship between the two young ladies is really good, I admire it. 】

[Now Wanwan is facing an age-old problem: Miss Sister and Yu Shen fall down at the same time, who do you save? 】

He Wan was also muttering in his heart, but after beating the nearest enemy to death naturally, he said with a smile, "Of course I'm saving you, Miss Sister will be saved by Miss Sister."

As he spoke, he arrived at the place where Yu Jiu fell to the ground, and after beating the enemy to death, he smiled and said, "Are you trying to prove to my fans that I can protect you?"

Yu Jing: "No, I want to prove that your technique is very good."

As soon as the word technology came out, the bullet screen was bursts of yoooo and rippling tildes.He Wan endured it, but couldn't hold back, and yelled at him: "Yu Shen, with your skills, how will you play in the invitational tournament after a while?"

Yu Jing obviously missed the point, "Are you going to the invitational tournament?"

[What invitational tournament? 】

[Ah, is it the Asian qualifiers for the international competition next month! ? 】

[I have lemons!I want to see the scene woo woo woo! 】

He Wan was startled, and directly denied: "No, the ticket is too expensive."

Yu Jing persevered: "I can give you a ticket, and I can get a VIP seat."

Nonsense, of course he can get it.It's just that he took this face and Yu Zhu's ticket to watch the game, and it was really exciting to drop two tiers of Marco at once.

Just as He Wan was thinking about how to refuse, Miss No. [-] turned on the microphone, "Just for fun, I have a quadruple lens here, do you want it?"

The lady is an angel.

When He Wan played m4, he liked to play quadruple. The viewers who watched his live broadcast for a long time knew this. The young lady spoke softly, and she was so intimidating when she shouted.He unconsciously softened his voice, "Well, yes, thank you, Miss."

But when he was halfway there, Yu Jing suddenly turned on mic cue No. [-]: "Miss, do you have a boyfriend?"

No. [-] was taken aback for a moment, and said, "No."

When the bullet screen was swiped with question marks and thought that Yu Jiu was going to flirt with his sister, he asked, "Miss, do you have a girlfriend?"

No. [-] mic blinked, and No. [-] turned on the mic before saying anything, "Yes, me."

He Wan had guessed this a long time ago, and looked at the barrage with a little worry, but fortunately, there was no rhythm other than blessings.When he frowned and didn't know what Yu Jing wanted to do, he asked again, "Did you meet through online dating?"

[Hahaha, Yushen suddenly became a blind date aunt of the neighborhood committee]

Miss No. [-] shyly said, "Hmm...um."

Yu Shen gave a meaningful oh, and sighed, "That's pretty good."

[? ? ?What's good?Yu Shen, please speak clearly! 】

[I feel that Yu Shen is holding back and waiting for us. 】

Yu Jing smiled, "I'm just holding back, no, I'm going to get the car."

He Wan thought about it later, at that time he must have had a cold and had a fever and fainted, so he actually asked, "Then what do you ask this for?"

A chuckle came from over there, "You want to know?"

Ding--!

The alarm bell rang.

Do not!I do not want!

As soon as He Wan said a word, No. [-] wheat lighted up, and Yu Jiu said, "I'm a bit full of dog food, do you want to ask my little brother about online dating?"

Bang!

He Wan was expressionless.

He Wan was unmoved.

He Wan was a little bit self-conscious.

He Wan glanced at the barrage of CP fans who had already started to celebrate the new year, squeezed the palm of his hand, and said, "I'm a decent person."

Yu Zhu: "Huh?"

With a smile on her face and a gentle tone, He Wan gritted her teeth and said, "I'm not a fan. I suggest that my little brother ask someone else."

The author has something to say: Yu Zhu: Is my little brother dating online? (laugh)

He Wan: I'm not a fan.

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Pull it apart - the fish balls are real! ! ! ! (shock)