After taking off the vest, I became a god [e-sports]

Thank God, the children started surfing as soon as they became adults.

When He Wan and Yu Jing were not in China for more than a month, although there were many interviews, Lao Wang would only let Liuliu or Jia Cheng support the appearance if he really couldn't get rid of it.

As for the competition, Xia Zu will arrange the second team or the youth trainees to play, so in the entire base, the most idle team is the first team.

And the most idle person in the first team is naturally Xie Tian.

So free that I even had time to go home for my birthday.

His birthday is at the end of August, which is not a holiday. Although SUN is humane, it will not just give the players a holiday.Thank God, it was his father who called Wang Congming early in the morning to ask for a vacation for his precious son.

Father Xie, an iron-blooded man who has been in the shopping malls for more than 30 years and owns countless industries, missed work on his son's birthday and started cooking chicken soup at eight o'clock in the morning.

Hang it with ginseng, put wolfberry, red dates, shiitake mushrooms and seasonings, and stew for three hours. Then when the Didi car stopped in front of the villa, another pot was set up to cook the noodles.

After the noodles are cooked, serve them with chicken soup. When the son enters the door and the wife goes downstairs, he comes out with two bowls of noodles, "Happy birthday, baby!"

Then he turned affectionately to the housewife who had been putting on makeup for more than an hour, "Thank you, baby."

Xie Tian: "..." Am I going home for my birthday or to eat dog food?

Xie Tian's questions continued to the dinner table, and the birthday protagonist was ignored throughout the whole process. Xie's father smiled and asked Xie's mother for credit: "I cooked it all morning, and added ginseng and red dates to nourish the blood and nourish the eyes. Drink more, baby. "

Xie's mother's brain circuit was very strange, "So cute, you don't intend to ask me to give you another cub, do you?"

Father Xie immediately retorted: "How can it be! It's too much to suffer. If you want to have a baby, you have to go to Xiaotian, and bring it back for you to play with."

Xiao Tiantian shook her hands, calmly put down her chopsticks and looked at his parents, "I'm a man."

His father: "Oh...forgot."

"..."

"Then you can get married early."

Xie Tian: "...I just came of age today."

Embarrassment lingered in the air, and Xie's mother had an idea: "Baby, you are an adult, and you still don't have a date!"

Then she complained to her son in a weak voice: "It's fine if you don't have a boyfriend, but you don't even have a girlfriend."

Xie Tian: "..." Why do I eat dog food in the team and go home to eat dog food, and I have to face the life problem of urging marriage as an adult!

Xiao Tiantian was aggrieved, Xiao Tiantian didn't want to talk to his parents, so Xiao Tiantian went upstairs to sleep after eating.

In the end, when he woke up, he found that his father took Xie mother out on a date in order to condolences to his mother on the Good Friday 18 years ago.

Oh, you are true love, I am an accident.

Xie Tian suddenly felt that it was so interesting that he might as well go back to the base for training.Halfway back, I felt that it would be better to be lazy than to take a vacation anyway.

But where to be lazy, how do other people spend their adult birthdays?Call a bunch of friends to a bar?

Anyway, those people in his rich second-generation circle used to live like this. There was a party at home, and then they went to the bar in the middle of the night to hang out.

Xie Tian patted his thigh and decided, "Master, please stop at the nearest bar."

The driver master glanced at him through the rearview mirror: "Little friend, it's too late, and the elders in the family will be worried."

Xie Tian said solemnly: "I am an adult."

The master was silent, and told him when he got out of the car, "Even if he is an adult, boys should pay attention to safety when they go out."

Especially this child is white and tender, with a childish look on his face, and he is too hot. He comes out in shorts, and enters a place like a bar.

If a sheep enters the tiger's mouth, it will not be eaten, nor can it escape being stared at.

Xie Tian groped all the way from entering the door to the bar, and there were not ten or eight men who came up to strike up a conversation.

With a dazed look on his face, he ordered a glass of wine and asked the bartender, "Little brother, why are there no girls here?"

Chen Yan shook his hand and gave him a sympathetic look, "We are gay, baby." Then he handed him a martini.

Thank God: "...Oh."

There are two homosexuals in the team, and tons of dog food are sprinkled every day, so Xie Tian doesn't think there is anything wrong at all, and even looks at all kinds of people in the bar with interest.

It looks like a kid who came here for excitement.

This kind of chick is actually not the most sought-after in the circle, but the advantage is that it is clean, if it is well adjusted.Jiao is definitely a stunner, and many people are tempted.

After seeing him drink two glasses of wine, someone even sat over directly, asked the bartender for another glass of wine and handed it over, "Did the little brother come here alone?"

Xie Tian's drinking capacity is average, his vision is a little blurred, but he still obediently replied: "Well, alone."

The man moved his hand forward and touched his: "Are you an adult?"

Xie Tian pulled his hand away and patted his chest, "I'm an adult! Today...my birthday."

Chen Yan looked over in surprise, but the man was even more excited. After coaxing him to drink two more glasses of wine, he wanted to carry him away, but his movements stopped.

Chen Yan stopped him with one hand, and continued to mix the drink with the other hand, but only raised his eyes, "Sir, he is still young."

The man was a little annoyed: "I advise you not to meddle in your own business."

Xie Tian was already drunk, Chen Yan let go of that person.The man's face was overjoyed, and when he wanted to pull him away, Chen Yan pinched his wrist again, and twisted it skillfully to ensure that the wrist was dislocated, took out a wet towel to wipe his hands clean, and said with a smile: "I advise you not to be casual." Trouble, sir, welcome to visit next time."

After the man left in embarrassment, Chen Yan woke up Xie Tian helplessly, "Bring the phone."

He was overprotected since he was a child, and he was surrounded by kind people. Xie Tian had no sense of defense at all, and when he was drunk, he handed him over when he heard the words, and even took the initiative to unlock him.

Chen Yan almost burst out laughing, turned to the nearest contact and made a call, "Hey, the owner of this phone is drunk and in a bar, um, gay...Come and pick it up."

Xie Tian misty opened his eyes, "Who did you call?"

Chen Yan blinked, "Senior Hua." That phone call that he made a lot of times but always hung up as soon as he made the call.

"Oh, he won't come." Xie Tian said casually, changed his position and continued to sleep, "He thinks I'm stupid."

……

Twenty minutes later, the door of the bar was pushed open, and the man came in with a sullen expression, and walked over after seeing the bar clearly.

What's the matter?

Does SUN treat him as free labor?

The captain asked him to deliver the courier, and the manager asked him to lead the reporter. Now even one of their team members got drunk and called him.

If it wasn't for hearing that he was gay, Hua Mian wouldn't even bother with him.

Damn, this kid is underage, what excitement is he looking for in this kind of place!

Worried that something would happen to him, he even saved the time of calling Lao Wang, and directly sent the training match over, but the kid actually slept here.

He pushed people, "Thank God?"

Chen Yan raised his chin, "Senior Hua?"

Hua Mian hummed, and then said that Xie La got up and was about to leave. The little brother pointed at him casually, "If you go out, turn left."

Hua Mian's face is darkened, is it a one-stop service, is it appropriate to be so proficient in business?

Chen Yan didn't say much, he just approached Xie Tian with a smile when his eyes were open and confused, "Happy birthday baby~"

Xie Tian was slightly stunned, his mind was very confused, but he heard this sentence clearly, and after two seconds of reaction, a smile appeared on his lips, as sweet as if wrapped in honey, "Thank you!"

Oh shit!cute!How can you be stupid if you think about the day?

……

Hua Mian finally brought him into the hotel, looking at her shirt that was spat out all over her body, she really wanted to leave him alone.

He booked a big bed room, he threw him on the bed and dealt with the stains on his body casually before leaving, but Xie Tian threw him on the bed when the other party kindly came over to cover him with a quilt.

This child is actually not heavy at all, with a soft and weak body, and a handsome youthful appearance, it is not at all against the school to say that he is a high school student.

But at this moment, Hua Mian couldn't push him because he was pressing on him.

As soon as he pushed it a little, the man crawled up, grunting, pressed him firmly, and buried his head on his neck. I don't know if he used him as a mattress and fell asleep directly.

Hua Mian thought to press him down, and push him off when he fell asleep.

But who knew that the man hadn't fallen asleep yet, his ears were tickled by the short hair, he heard Xie Tian say: "Brother, you really came to pick me up, thank you, I'm very happy."

Even when he was drunk, he was very sincere when he said thank you, his eyes were shining like glass beads.

Hua Mian opened her mouth, wanting to teach him not to go to that kind of place, she opened her mouth and closed it again, there is no way to reason with a drunkard.

But Xie Tian put his eyes on his lips, "Brother, your mouth is so beautiful, it's like a cherry."

Hua Mian was so angry that she couldn't speak, how could she praise a man's mouth like a cherry?This fault of not speaking human language is all his mother learned from Yu Xue!

"Brother, you are not really made of flowers, are you? You smell so good."

"Brother, you look good." I thought it looked good the first time I saw it in the live broadcast software.

Obviously what he was carrying was the most rigid shotgun in the game.Gun, but the face is unexpectedly gentle, only a pair of eyes revealing the excitement of killing and killing.

Those are a pair of peach blossom tricks, and the soul is hooked at first glance.

Xie Tian leaned on him and moved up, the weight made Hua Mian unconsciously groan, light.The bare legs rubbed between his legs, but Xie Tian didn't notice it, and stretched out his fingers to caress those eyes.

"Brother, your eyes are so beautiful." There is spring and boundless tenderness hidden.

"Stop making trouble!" Hua Mian said in a low voice, stopping his movements just as his fingers were about to come down.

Xie Tian was taken aback, his fingers stopped.But after a while, he became muddled again, and moved his hand from top to bottom to his waist, consciously or subconsciously turning around the waist several times.

"Brother, you..."

Before she finished speaking, Hua Mian said in a low voice, "Thank God!"

He seriously felt that the child was about to tell him, 'Brother, your waist looks good too'.How old?Does boasting only know this word?ah?Didn't Old Dog Yu learn when he was raving about He Wan?

Xie Tian trembled when he heard the words, as if frightened, he didn't dare to move anymore, he grabbed him aggrievedly, buried his head in his chest and sobbed softly, but his hands were still turned on his side.

Hua Mian can't help it, he has never seen such a difficult child, and he doesn't like to coax children.

Didn't Lao Wang say that Xie Tian is the most obedient and sensible of their Sun?How the hell is this obedient and sensible? SUN is indeed a group of devils.

There were sobbing sounds in the room all the time, and even he wondered if he had done something to Xie Tian.Hua Mian froze, controlled herself to soften her expression, reached out and patted his back, "Don't cry, be good."

"...You are fierce to me." Xie Tian was aggrieved.

Hua Mian's patience was almost exhausted, but she still held back and asked, "How can I kill you?"

Xie Tian raised his head, his eyes were red, like a rabbit, not a single tear fell down, he looked as if he had been wronged, "You called my name."

Hua Mian: "?"

"They don't call me by my full name."

Hua Mian: "..."

Is the child three years old?Drunk at the age of three?Can you explain the truth?

Obviously not.

Hua Mian remained silent, gave up struggling, and the boy lying on top of him began to complain softly.While complaining, he rubbed his calf with his toes, as if coquettishly: "They only call my full name when they are angry. Brother, you just attacked me, are you angry?"

Hua Mian thought: I even want to knock you out, it's too noisy.

But he didn't say anything in the end, he sighed slightly, treated him like a child, and coaxed: "No, I'm not angry. Then what do you think I should call you?"

With his hands still on his back, he unconsciously coaxed him like a child. After patting for a while, Xie Tian's eyes flickered, and he said softly as if embarrassed: "Baby."

Hua Mian froze, frowning: "What?"

Xie Tian was terrified that he would get angry, but at this moment, he didn't know if it was driven by alcohol, so he raised his head boldly, "My parents call me baby!"

In the end is afraid.

After speaking, the voice became softer, and the last two words seemed to have lost their sound. Even the eyes that pretended to be calm and stared at him were still jumping with light, only the toes were still rubbing unconsciously.

But the light was jumping and jumping, and the person who fell in the eyes moved up holding him, leaned on the bed and raised his eyebrows, and drew a small arc from the lips that were pursed when they met, both mocking and joyful: "Baby? Am I your father or your mother?"

Xie Tian especially liked Hua Mian's face, so he was stunned when this person smiled. After a long time, he realized that his face was unreasonably hot, so he pressed himself to cool down, and whispered: "Brother..."

Feeling that something was wrong, from the end of his eyes to the tips of his ears and down to the base of his neck, everything was as red as a cherry that would bleed when he bites into it. He called softly, "...Dad."

The author has something to say:

Flower God: I picked someone up and adopted a son, fine.

Xiaotian: Dad... Dad, uh...