long live god at sixty

Lu Mingxuan had never been in contact with these things, so he was very curious. He glanced at Xue Yunbai and Qian Xiaoguang who were muttering to the side, and then asked Officer Qian in a low voice, "Uncle, what is this for?"

Cadre Qian glanced at him and looked around, "It's just...it's worn when you marry a wife and don't want to have children. Just wear it there..." He stretched out his fingers and gestured, "Understood?"

Lu Mingxuan only felt his brain explode, and then his face turned red, "Uncle...this..."

"Don't be embarrassed." Officer Qian patted him on the shoulder and gave him a look that any man could understand, "Are you eighteen this year? It's time to marry a wife when you're eighteen. I think your uncle and I will marry a wife when I'm seventeen that day." ah."

When he talked about the distant memory, he seemed to still have nostalgia, turned his eyes to Lu Mingxuan's face and said with a smile, "You will need it when you get married, and this thing can be reused, wash it and dry it, then use it again." , It’s easy to get in with a stab.”

"Ah." Lu Mingxuan's blushing was unbearable. In his previous life, he was full of heart and courage, but it was a pity that he didn't eat it. In this life, he can say anything, and he has thought about it himself. He also thought that he might have to use oil. Didn't expect such a thing to exist.

Officer Qian patted him on the shoulder and said, "Men, you have to be nice to yourself. There are six in this box, enough for you to use for a while. When you get married, you can go to the hospital to get your marriage certificate, but don't worry. Good collar, I also entrusted someone to make it. You can find me later when you use it."

Lu Mingxuan hehe twice, it is impossible to find him, because he will never get married in his life, but if this thing is really as what Officer Qian said, it is really a good thing, it seems that this will be indispensable in the future.

He couldn't help but glance at Xue Yunbai, Qian Xiaoguang didn't know what he had said to him, Xue Yunbai's eyes were about to light up.

After getting into the car, Gan Gan took Lu Mingxuan to sit with him, discussing in-depth matters between men, while Qian Xiaoguang and Xue Yunbai sat together to brag.The two of them spent less time playing together this year, and they were both very happy at this time.

It's just that what made Lu Mingxuan feel embarrassed was that Cadre Qian kept telling him about men, ahem, and made him feel ashamed as an ancient man.

After finally making it to the station, Officer Qian couldn't get enough of what he said, "Why don't you go to my house to have a meal and sleep for a night before going back?"

Lu Mingxuan quickly waved his hands, "No, it's already a day late, the family should be in a hurry."

That being the case, Cadre Qian didn't force him to stay, and after saying goodbye to them, he left with Qian Xiaoguang who didn't want to be separated from Xue Yunbai.

Officer Qian said, "Don't howl, I'll send you there tomorrow to make up lessons with classmate Xiaobai."

Qian Xiaoguang immediately yelled happily, and then happily followed Qian Gan and left.

On the way back, Lu Mingxuan rode a bicycle with a gift for Xue's family hanging on the handlebar. Xue Yunbai sat on the back seat and said, "What did Officer Qian tell you?"

Lu Mingxuan faltered and refused to say, he couldn't say that Cadre Qian gave him condoms.

But Xue Yunbai was curious, not only asked him, but also took the initiative to confess to Lu Mingxuan what Qian Xiaoguang said.

Xue Yunbai said, "Qian Xiaoguang actually has a girl he likes, and he even said that he would ask his father to propose marriage after graduating from high school."

"Ah." Lu Mingxuan answered absently.

Xue Yunbai was a little angry, "Did you hear what I said?"

Lu Mingxuan nodded, "I heard, Qian Xiaoguang has a girl he likes."

"Well, do you have any?" Lu Mingxuan made his voice sound more normal, "Do you have any girls you like?"

After Lu Mingxuan asked, his heart was in his throat, for fear that Xue Yunbai would say something that would scare him.

Xue Yunbai poked his lower back with his finger, and said for a long time, "No..."

"No?" Lu Mingxuan frowned, "Yes, yes, no, no, what kind of answer is this?"

Xue Yunbai's face suddenly turned red, "No, okay? Do you have any?"

Lu Mingxuan exhaled, and his tone became much more relaxed, "I didn't."

He paused, and said firmly, "I don't like girls." I only like you.

Xue Yunbai snorted, "He will deceive people."

The two of them rode by the grove, Xue Yunbai said, "Shall we go swimming? It's too late to go back anyway."

Lu Mingxuan counted the time, swam back and forth and back before it was too late and said, "Okay, but I have to go back in a while."

Xue Yunbai did not refuse, and immediately cheered happily, "Lu Mingxuan, you are so kind."

With a smile on the corner of Lu Mingxuan's mouth, the car slowed down and then stopped. Xue Yunbai jumped out of the car and ran towards the shore after cheering.

When Lu Mingxuan pushed the cart over, Xue Yunbai's clothes were already scattered on the grass by the river.Lu Mingxuan picked up his clothes and put them on the bicycle, then took off his clothes and went into the water.

Xue Yunbai is very good at dog pawing now, and it looks like that in the water. When he saw him coming, he trembled in protest, "Hurry up."

When Lu Mingxuan went down, Xue Yunbai laughed and splashed water at him, but Lu Mingxuan was not angry, and directly splashed it back, and then the two of them stopped swimming and changed to splashing water instead.

After the two children played wildly for a while, Lu Mingxuan hurried to go ashore because it was indeed getting late.

I went to the shore, wiped off the water, put on my clothes and left. On the way back, there was no other sound except the cry of insects.

Xue Yunbai couldn't sit still, "Do you think there are ghosts in the world?"

"Are you afraid of ghosts?" Lu Mingxuan asked him.

Xue Yunbai said, "I'm more afraid of people, people are scarier than ghosts."

Lu Mingxuan chuckled, it's true, people these days are much harder to deal with than ghosts, at least ghosts are afraid of light, but people nowadays are not afraid of anything, let alone light.Seeing people harm others, seeing ghosts harming ghosts, I guess even ghosts are afraid of seeing them.

Entering the village in a blink of an eye, the sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping made life lively, Xue Yunbai smiled softly, "Lu Mingxuan, do you like this place?"

Lu Mingxuan said without thinking, "I like it."

Not only because of the kindness of the villagers, but also because of you here.

As long as you are there, anywhere is fine.

Xue Yunbai grinned, satisfied with his answer. He pointed to a family and said, "His family name is Wang, and I drank his goat's milk when I was born." Then he pointed to a family on the right and said, "This family is Xu Jianshe’s family, Xu Jianshe almost starved to death during the disaster.”

Xue Yunbai walked all the way to introduce Lu Mingxuan, feeling very excited.

Seeing him happy made Lu Mingxuan feel good too.

When he arrived at the door of Xue's house, Xue Yunbai heard his grandma scolding the triplets, and Lu Mingxuan suddenly remembered that there were still three brats in Xue's family trying to rob Xue Yunbai from him.

Lu Mingxuan sighed and went down to open the door, Xue Yunbai shouted for milk with his bag on his back, and ran in cheerfully.

Xie Lanying heard Xue Yunbai's voice and didn't bother to scold the mischievous triplets, and hurried to the door.

Then when Lu Mingxuan went in, he saw the short Xie Lanying throwing himself into Xue Yunbai's arms, touching his hands for a while, touching his face for a while and saying that he had lost weight.

Xue Yunbai laughed, "Grandma, I'm not thin, I'm fat."

Xue Dazhu was also at home. When he came out of the room, he glanced at Xue Yunbai and then nodded at Lu Mingxuan, "Are you tired?"

Lu Mingxuan shook his head, "Not tired."

While talking, the triplets who were scolded just now also ran over, "Brother Xiaobai."

Xue Yunbai had a headache for a while, he had forgotten that there were three little ghosts, but when will these few go?

During the meal, Xue Changshan also said that he would have to leave and go back to the Northeast in three days, but in the autumn when Er Niu got married, Xie Lanying agreed to take Xue Dazhu and Zhang Xiu together, as for He Xiaocui, she would stay with her. Next housekeeper.

Xue Yunbai was also worried that his aunt would be unhappy, but He Xiaocui smiled and said, "I used to get motion sickness when I went to a city, so let's forget about going to the Northeast. It's okay to say on the train, but once I take a car, I will die gone."

But because they were leaving, Lu Mingxuan didn't do too much. At least the two of the triplets could cling to Xue Yunbai all day long. They followed Xue Yunbai around during the day, and at night they caught cicada monkeys before taking a bath. Dabao and Zhao Xiaoe Said, "Mom, I don't want to leave, I want to catch cicada monkeys every day."

Xue Yunbai said angrily, "You should know that there are monkeys every day, and they will disappear when it gets cold."

"Ah," Dabao was extremely disappointed.

Erbao said from the side, "But we can still fish in the river."

Xue Yunbai hehe, "I have to make up lessons in a few days, so I don't have time to play with you."

They were talking, when there was a voice from outside, Xie Lanying saw that Gan Gan was bringing Qian Xiaoguang, and she couldn't see her teeth laughing, "Hey, Qian Gan is here."

"Oh, ma'am, don't say that, we are public servants of the people, serving the people." Cadre Qian came in with a smile, and took off half a bag of grain and a big bag of vegetables and lean meat from the bicycle, "This is not a boy If you don't live up to expectations, you will have to trouble Xiaobai for tutoring."

Xie Lanying just laughed, "As long as Xiaobai is willing, we adults don't care, but you should take these things back, won't you have more food."

Even though she said so, Officer Qian couldn't do this. He put the things on the cart and left, "I'm sorry for your inconvenience, ma'am."

Qian Xiaoguang didn't care about his things anymore, and shouted with his schoolbag on his back, "Xue Gouzi."

Xue Yunbai looked at him angrily, "Call me Xue Yunbai, and then call me a dog. Believe it or not, I will break your dog legs?"

Qian Xiaoguang threw his schoolbag on the kang, and laughed, "You don't want to."

Xue Yunbai rolled his eyes and waved his hand, "The big treasure and the second treasure come on, and the three treasures applaud."

Then, in Qian Xiaoguang's astonishment, two boys who looked exactly the same rushed towards him, and a little girl stood aside and applauded.

Xue Yunbai was very happy to see Qian Xiaoguang being beaten up by the two boys.

But the two boys didn't really fight, and after a few casual fights, they scratched him. Qian Xiaoguang changed from howling to laughing, and the adults outside naturally heard the movement in the room. Obviously, he couldn't laugh or cry, Zhang Xiu said with a smile, "The popularity of the dog is quite good."

Xie Lanying said proudly, "Of course."

Xie Lanying was so happy that she had an extra meal that night. The fish brought by Qian Cadre was stewed and the meat was fried.Add a few green vegetables, not to mention how beautiful it is.

After the meal, Xue Yunbai took Qian Xiaoguang, Dabao Erbao, and Xue Yunjian to go out to catch the cicada monkey, then went to take a bath, and sat on the straw mat in the yard to cool off when he came back.

Qian Xiaoguang slapped his thigh, "Why are there so many mosquitoes?"

Seeing that Xue Yunbai is wearing big pants and a vest, but there is no red mark on his bare legs, even the triplets. Qian Xiaoguang suddenly felt that it was unfair, and then he slammed the mosquitoes with his hands, "Go bite them, Don't bite me, if you bite me again, you'll drink it."

Lu Mingxuan, who was sitting in the corner of the mat, glanced at Xue Yunbai's calf exposed outside, his gaze sank, and then he casually retracted his gaze.

Xue Yunbai was humming an unknown song, and before he knew it, it was getting late.

The adults went back to sleep, Xue Yunbai and the others also went back to the room, Lu Mingxuan thought about it and finally went back to the educated youth spot.

Anyway, Xue Changshan will leave in two days, Qian Xiaoguang is easy to fool, so it's okay.

Two days later, Xue Changshan and his wife left Xujiazhuang with their three reluctant children and went back to the northeast. When they heard that he was leaving, Xu Dahai and the captain's family came to give them some souvenirs, but Xue Changshan refused. "Uncle, there are regulations in the army, you can't take the masses one by one."

"It's so strict." Xu Dahai didn't know much about the army, but the cadres of the commune used to harass the common people a lot.

Xue Changshan responded and left with his wife and children.

And Xue Yunbai's embarrassment also turned his head, and he started to review the "Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry Self-study Series" with Lu Mingxuan, and Lu Mingxuan was here sometimes, and sometimes went to school to discuss with other teachers. As for Qian Xiaoguang, he just took the book to preview If you meet Xue Yunbai who doesn't know it, tell him about it.

And he had been expecting Xue Jingyi to study with him, but Xue Jingyi was obviously not interested in him, so he just hid in the room and studied by himself.

Qian Xiaoguang sighed and said to Xue Yunbai, "It seems that there is no hope for me and the goddess."

Xue Yunbai asked in surprise, "Goddess? Who?"

"Xue Jingyi." Qian Xiaoguang said in surprise, "She's your sister, you don't even know that? She was sealed by a boy in our school."

"She's still a goddess? I'm still a male god." Xue Yunbai pouted.

Qian Xiaoguang was unhappy, "Don't say that about our goddess."

Xue Yunbai beat him up with a book, "Don't you have a girl you like?"

Qian Xiaoguang said carelessly, "Yes, she is a goddess."

Xue Yunbai let out a groan, and went straight down the kang, packed up Qian Xiaoguang's luggage and threw him on him, "Go away, no wonder Jingyi ignored you. How dare you play her tricks, get out of here."

"Don't get lost." Qian Xiaoguang struggled with the edge of the kang, "We are brothers, you can't treat me like this."

Xue Yunbai snorted, "You're still a brother, you're thinking about your brother's sister, you shameless Qian Xiaoguang, I'll tell Uncle Qian later that the reason you didn't study well is because you think about doing bad things all day long."

Qian Xiaoguang became anxious, "You can't tell my father, he will beat me to death. And why can't I like so many people who like Jingyi."

Xue Yunbai glared at him, "Because you are stupid."

"Ah?" Qian Xiaoguang rubbed his head, "I think I'm pretty smart."

Xue Yunbai was about to be laughed angrily by him, "Just based on your words, you are so stupid."

Qian Xiaoguang carefully put the things back, and said with a sneer, "Student Xue Yunbai, you are being treated like this. I like her, but I haven't done anything. You have to give me a chance."

Xue Yunbai refused without thinking, "No."

Qian Xiaoguang became impatient, "She is already fifteen, can she still get married?"

Xue Yunbai choked, unable to refute these words.Qian Xiaoguang said proudly, "Anyway, she will have to marry sooner or later. Wouldn't it be good to marry me? I am the only one in my family, and my parents are fine. And with you watching, I can't bully her."

"What?" When Xue Yunbai heard this, Qian Xiaoguang was still thinking about his sister, and couldn't bear it, so he went up and beat Qian Xiaoguang violently.

Poor Qian Xiaoguang was beaten up by two boys a few days ago, and today he was beaten up by Xue Yunbai again. He immediately cried, "I can't live anymore."

Xue Yunbai said coldly, "If you can't live, hang yourself."

Just as Lu Mingxuan came in from the outside, it was still very hot outside, sweat was dripping from Lu Mingxuan's forehead, and the white shirt was neatly tucked into the waist of his trousers, making him look even more upright.

"What's wrong?" Lu Mingxuan's gaze directly skipped Qian Xiaoguang and landed on Xue Yunbai's face.

Xue Yunbai said angrily, "Didn't I tell you a few days ago that Qian Xiaoguang has a girl he likes and wants to propose marriage?" He gritted his teeth and stared at Qian Xiaoguang, disgusted, "He was talking about Jingyi I'm so pitiful that I, the older brother, gave advice to Qian Xiaoguang, and it was my own sister who cheated me."

Qian Xiaoguang said with a sneer, "I think I'm fine."

"What a fart." Xue Yunbai retorted.

Lu Mingxuan couldn't laugh or cry, it was because of this.

Xue Yunbai snorted, "Stay away from Jingyi in the future."

"No." Qian Xiaoguang snorted, "I want to like her, and I will ask my father to propose marriage after graduation."

"Kill you Qian Xiaoguang." Xue Yunbai jumped up and started fighting with Qian Xiaoguang after speaking.

Xue Jingyi came in from the outside and said expressionlessly, "Don't beat him, anyway, he's wishful thinking, don't worry about him."

Xue Jingyi is such a smart person, she already knew what Qian Xiaoguang was thinking, but now she has no idea of ​​finding a partner, especially Qian Xiaoguang who is with a monkey is even more disgusted.

Xue Yunbai let go of Qian Xiaoguang proudly, "Did you hear me, give up."

Qian Xiaoguang glanced at Xue Jingyi aggrievedly, as if looking at someone with a heart.

However, because Qian Xiaoguang's careful thinking has been exposed now, Xue Yunbai is no longer willing to let him and Xue Jingyi be alone, and when the school is approaching, he packs Qian Xiaoguang's things without waiting for the Qian cadre to pick him up, and rides his bicycle to him. sent away.

As school was approaching, Lu Mingxuan gave himself a few days off instead. Xue Yunbai suggested that the two of them go out to have a barbecue again. However, the bridge holes near the village were not acceptable. There were still many children going to play at this time, so the two planned to go there The grove that I passed by, besides the large area of ​​woods, is a good barrier, even the woods are also crops, and no one goes to the ground when it is hot, so it is a good place to go out and play.

The two of them went out on the pretext of going shopping in the county town, and then they really went to the county town, bought some school supplies, and went straight to the river beside the grove.

In order to eat barbecue, the two of Xue Yunbai didn't eat lunch, and Xue Yunbai went to the imperial dining room to get food and drink when they reached the river.

One chicken, one big piece of meat, two fish, and a sudden idea to get some eggplants to roast and eat.

As for the sticks for roasting things, they bought them when they were in the county seat. Now they only need to marinate the things and they can roast them.

Fearing that Xue Yunbai would be too hungry, Lu Mingxuan grilled the chicken and started grilling the fish, and then went to pack the skewers.

The scent filled the air, Xue Yunbai couldn't help drooling, Lu Mingxuan gave him a doting look, "Hungry?"

Xue Yunbai nodded.

After the fish was grilled, Lu Mingxuan handed it to him, "Eat first."

Xue Yunbai smiled and took it, and handed it to Lu Mingxuan, "Open your mouth."

Lu Mingxuan glanced at the fish on the tip of his nose and then at Xue Yunbai, then opened his mouth and took a bite.

The skin of the fish is grilled with a peppery aroma, and it crunches after the mouth, and the taste is also very delicious.

Seeing that he had eaten Xue Yunbai, he started to eat by himself, and he did not forget to feed Lu Mingxuan a mouthful after eating, so the two of them shared a piece of fish.

After a while, the meat skewers were ready, and the two ate the meat skewers again, chatting and laughing, and the time passed very quickly.

However, before the roast chicken was cooked, a voice was suddenly heard.

The two alarm bells rang loudly, and they quickly extinguished the fire, and the chicken ran away in a hurry before it had time to take it.

"Who is there?"

"Why do I smell like chicken?"

"Go and have a look."

Xue Yunbai glanced at Lu Mingxuan with a heartache on his face.

Lu Mingxuan pushed the bicycle, and Xue Yunbai followed, running fast.

After running for a long distance, Xue Yunbai finally couldn't hear any movement, and said with a mournful face, "My chicken."

Lu Mingxuan sighed, "I'll bake it for you when I have time?"

Xue Yunbai was about to cry, "I'm hungry."

Seeing his pitiful appearance, Lu Mingxuan felt distressed. He reached out and touched his head, "Let's go back and eat."

The two of them came out of the woods helplessly and then rode their bicycles back. Xue Yunbai didn't slow down when they got home, obviously he was worried about the chicken.

And Xie Lanying happened to be killing chickens, saw the two of them coming in and said, "You two are back, let's fry spicy chicken tonight."

Xue Yunbai's eyes lit up and he exchanged a glance with Lu Mingxuan, both happy.

After eating chicken at night, Lu Mingxuan didn't go back, and went into the room with Xue Yunbai to sleep after taking a bath.

In the middle of the night, Xue Yunbai had a dream again, as in the dream, a familiar man lay on him and kissed and touched him, and his cock also stood up unsatisfactorily.

What's worse is that the dream seemed very long, but he was so excited that he spurted it out very quickly.

Xue Yunbai shuddered and opened his eyes abruptly, then quickly glanced to the side. Lu Mingxuan was sleeping deeply.

Xue Yunbai breathed a sigh of relief, and touched his underpants with his hand, it was very sticky and uncomfortable.

He got up and carefully took off his underpants, then wiped the toilet paper on the head of the bed, then went down to look for his underpants, but unexpectedly woke up Lu Mingxuan.

"what happened?"

"Ah." Xue Yunbai was taken aback, covered the place with his hands, and stammered, "No, nothing."

"Going to the bathroom?"

Xue Yunbai nodded quickly, "Ah, yes."

Lu Mingxuan's gaze became even brighter against the background of the moonlight. His gaze swept across Xue Yunbai's white buttocks, his throat tightened, "Go with bare buttocks?"

"Ah." Xue Yunbai jumped away a little, then took out a pair of underpants from the cabinet and put them on, then ran out quickly in Lu Mingxuan's shock.

Yes, he got up to go to the toilet.

However, Lu Mingxuan frowned and sat up. He glanced at Xue Yunbai's bed, glanced at the crumpled underpants beside the pillow, and then reached out to pick them up.

A familiar smell rushed into his nostrils, and Lu Mingxuan knew what Xue Yunbai had experienced just now.

Lu Mingxuan exhaled, and suddenly wanted to laugh. Has his dog finally grown up?

He's waited too long, and now his dog is finally a man.

Then he...

Is it ready to eat?

Inexplicably a little excited.

The author has something to say: Tomorrow is May [-]st, and the scumbag author may have to go out and fight for six guarantees and three guarantees. I hope the little angels will not blame them.