long live god at sixty

The fact that Xue Yunbai could get his hands full of lard in his sleep made Xie Lanying and Xue Dazhu who knew the 'secret' extremely excited, as if they had a cornucopia at home, but no one knew about it except them.

The couple drove their son, daughter-in-law, and grandchildren back to their respective houses. The old couple hid in the back room and closed the door, secretly happy.

Xue Dazhu is a man who is always calmer. When he was happy, he whispered to Xie Lanying, "Be careful when you sleep at night. If our dog can really bring something to eat, he will be the number one hero of our family."

"That's not true," Xie Lanying lowered her voice and said excitedly, "I don't know what will happen in the future. Our grandson is probably the baby of our family. If there is trouble, we will have to rely on our grandson to support the family."

Xue Dazhu nodded, with a smile on his face, "We must be respectful to our grandson in the future."

So starting from this day, what Xie Lanying must do every day is to check the chubby hands of the good grandson to see if there is oil or water on them. Unfortunately, no trace of oil or water has been found for half a month. Xue Yunbai pretended to be stupid as usual, just I don't know, being a happy little doll every day, he thought that Xie Lanying and Xue Dazhu would give up after seeing no oil and water for a long time. Unfortunately, he underestimated people's desire for food and oil and water at this time. Instead of giving up, Xie Lanying and Xue Dazhu Even more devout when worshiping him.

In this regard, Xue Yunbai had no choice but to continue to pretend to be asleep. Anyway, he is a baby now and doesn't understand anything... Anyway, he just pretended to fall asleep.

After a few days, the farming in the village was over, and the commune was also very considerate and called a meeting of cadres. At the meeting, it was said that the country was making steel, and the members of the communes fully cooperated to make due contributions to speeding up communism's catching up with the US imperialism. Just how do you cooperate?

Everyone makes their own contributions!All members contribute to catching up with Britain and the United States, and become the backbone of the communist revolution!

The commune secretary first gave a high-spirited speech while the cadres of the commune were watching, and then asked the cadres of each village to go up to express their determination and tell everyone how much they could contribute. That village is gone.

You each have [-] catties, we will each have [-] catties!If you have forty catties, you will have fifty catties.The meeting of cadres was high and the tide frightened Xu Dahai who was going to the meeting. When it was Xu Dahai's turn, he said with a serious expression, "Our Xujiazhuang is poor, and each family has [-] catties." We still have to work hard to get the [-] catties together. Woolen cloth.

Naturally, Xu Dahai's stingy behavior was criticized by the commune leaders and ridiculed by other village officials.

"Xu Dahai, you are engaging in feudalism."

"You are not supporting big steelmaking, you are going to make mistakes."

Xu Dahai is upright, with a loud voice, "I, Xu Dahai, beat up devils when I was young, and became a village head when I was old. I have always been a good member of the community who supports the country. Whoever dares to say that I do not support the construction of the country, I will fight with anyone Urgent. Our Xujiazhuang has been poor for a year or two, and the Tie family has less money than your villages. If we hand in all the food, would you like to borrow it from your village when the grain is harvested?"

As soon as he said this, the leaders of the commune immediately remembered that Xu Dahai was also an old revolutionary, and he heard that he had rescued a certain high-ranking official in Beijing back then.

In the end, Xu Dahai got a lot of eyes, but at least the task of handing over the iron was set at [-] catties for each family. Regardless of the fact that the [-] catties of iron was enough for the people in Xujiazhuang.

When Xu Dahai returned to the village, some people were grateful and others opposed it. On the contrary, some people said that Xu Dahai was not active, and even affected their members to contribute to the country.The one who made the most noise in public was Xu Jianshe, who was whipped by Uncle Xu a few days ago and now just wants to make trouble again.

Xu Dahai glanced at him coldly, "It's best if you are willing to be active and give more attention. We will only praise you." After finishing speaking, he ignored him and went directly to the brigade department to discuss things with the brigade leader.

After returning from the meeting, Cheng Tiezhu sighed, "Can this broken iron be made into steel?"

"It's up to us whether we can practice it or not. It's better to talk less when we go out." Xie Lanying hugged Xue Yunbai neatly and urinated. Now Xue Yunbai can control his urination and defecation, but every time he defecates and urinates, he will make different movements to cause The attention of adults, Xie Lanying has always cared about him, so she naturally understands what her grandson means.Of course, I was very happy in my heart, how smart her grandson is.

So when Zhang Xiu wanted to take the child back, Xie Lanying was stunned, and gave Zhang Xiu another difficult task: try to give birth to another dog to keep them company.

Zhang Xiu naturally wanted to have more children, so she let Xie Lanying raise her own dog, but she still felt that she should take the child back from time to time, otherwise what would happen if she didn't kiss her in the future.

Xue Yunbai urinated and lay on the kang to practice rolling, his little ears were still erect and he listened carefully to what the old couple said.Xue Dazhu glanced at the tin bucket at the door of the house, "Why don't you hand over the tin bucket, the two add up to ten catties, right?"

Xie Lanying was a little distressed, but there is so much iron at home, but everything with iron is expensive, she sighed, "That's the only way."

"My good grandson can understand it." Xue Dazhu couldn't help laughing when he saw Xue Yunbai listening seriously, "My good grandson, can you understand?"

Xue Yunbai grinned and showed pink gums, I am a baby and I am a baby, even if I can understand it, I can't scare you now.What's more, he doesn't even know what big steelmaking is, what else is the US emperor?

Could it be something like the Khitan villain?

He pretended to be stupid, and the adults were also happy. Xue Dazhu laughed and patted his head with his hand, "My good grandson is just obedient."

"That's right, such a young child is right with adults. He listens carefully to what adults say, and he doesn't pee his pants," Xie Lanying said proudly, "Only Si Niu still occasionally pees her pants now."

Si Niu, who had been playing in the house, said in a milky voice, "Mom, I don't pee."

Xie Lanying smiled, "Okay, Si Niu is good, don't pee."

"Yeah." Si Niu got an affirmative answer and continued playing.And Xue Yunbai rolled his eyes, he can control himself now, otherwise it would be so embarrassing.

The Xue family paid [-] catties, but it was not enough to take two tin buckets. In the end, the iron handle on the door was also removed, and the nails on the wall for the newspaper were also buckled. Finally, it was not enough, so the hole on the east kang stove was patched. I also counted my iron pot, and I finally got together twenty catties of iron.

It is already very cold at this time, and it may snow in a few days.Xie Lanying covered Xue Yunbai with the quilt, and told Xue Dazhu, "It's going to snow tonight, you send it and come back early."

Xue Dazhu responded and directed the two sons to send the iron to the brigade headquarters. It happened that Xu Jianshe and those lazy men were handing over the iron there. There were buckets and iron pans, and even iron shovels and pickaxes were inside. What surprised Xue Dazhu the most was that these people even put the kitchen knives at home.

"You don't need to put the knife in?" Xue Changling couldn't help asking.

Xu Jianshe proudly puffed up his chest, "Hmph, we are the most active people in Xujiazhuang. Now that we all eat big pot meals, who wants to cook by ourselves? Of course, we don't need kitchen knives and pots if we don't cook."

He didn't ask Xue Changling if he said that. Anyway, it's inconvenient to burn the kang in winter because they are not their own family.

Xu Dahai didn't stop him either, he would remember as much as Xu Jianshe and the others paid, and he didn't care how Xu Jianshe made a fuss.

Xie Lanying had already cooked the sorghum rice when he went back, and Xue Dazhu took the big pot of rice back after handing over the iron. The whole family ate coarse grains, and only Xue Yunbai drank millet oil. When he was drinking, Si Niu and San Niu obediently watched Waiting for him to drink the rest, Xie Lanying divided the millet porridge into two for San Niu and Si Niu.

In this way, San Niu and Si Niu were very happy, and they drank the little millet porridge in the bowl, Xue Yunbai thought it was delicious.

Xue Yunbai was full and began to feel drowsy again, so Xie Lanying and Xue Dazhu whispered, "Old man, our family is running out of food."

Xue Dazhu sighed, "Tomorrow I will send a pig to the supply and marketing agency for sale, and I will take the money to ask the boss to go to the county to see if he can sell the grain. If he can't buy the grain, let's keep the other pig if he wants to give it to the boar. Just hand it in during the Chinese New Year.”

Xie Lanying also sighed, she turned her head to look at Xue Yunbai who was full of food and drinks, and said, "When will our grandson get us something to eat?"

Xue Yunbai, who was about to fall asleep, trembled, what the hell?Did he get something to eat?

Let him make a little doll to eat?

Do you want to bully people like this, and let a four-month-old doll make food!

Why don't you expect him to go to the sky to pick the moon and get food.

I have condescended to be born in your family, and I have been wronged, so I have to be responsible for supporting the family?

Even if I agreed, would your family have the nerve to let a four-year-old doll support the family?

Whoops, that's the funniest joke ever.

But then Xue Yunbai couldn't help sighing, he is really greedy now, he was an emperor for more than ten years in his previous life, even though he was a puppet emperor, he still eats and drinks the best, it's not like every day is not millet porridge It's just biscuits, and even milk powder can only be used as a tooth offering occasionally. If this continues, the flesh on his body will definitely be lost. By then... Will he be malnourished and grow taller?After all, I didn’t grow very tall even if I ate so well in my previous life.

Xue Yunbai felt a headache when he thought of such a distant problem, and at the same time, the desire for delicacies from mountains and seas that had been suppressed in his heart rose again.

Not to mention delicacies from mountains and seas, just a piece of white flour steamed bun, or a bowl of dry rice.As long as you give him some finer grains, preferably a piece of meat, he will definitely cry happily.

In the end, Xue Yunbai fell asleep with the idea of ​​changing his taste, but unfortunately, what he dreamed of was not the endless delicacies of mountains and seas, but the treacherous minister Lu Mingxuan. Holding Xue Yunbai's ear and taught him a lesson for most of the night.

However, even in the dream, Xue Yunbai was not the one who suffered the most. With the thought that Lu Mingxuan had nothing to do with him in the dream, he took advantage of the topic and repeatedly scolded Lu Mingxuan.

For example, when Lu Mingxuan reminded him not to get too close to Marquis Guiyang, this person was not innocent, so Xue Yunbai scolded him, "You are a treacherous minister, and you have the nerve to say that other people have evil intentions."

Another example is that Lu Mingxuan asked him to strengthen the dispatch of troops to the northwest, and asked him to write an imperial decree, Xue Yunbai scolded him, "As long as you die quickly, the world will be peaceful."

In the dream, Lu Mingxuan's face turned black and his breathing was stagnant after being scolded by the very courageous Xue Yunbai.

In the end Xue Yunbai woke up excitedly after scolding, Lu Mingxuan's nagging words were still in his ears, and the words he cursed seemed to come out of his mouth.

It's really a fucking dog, even after death and reincarnation, she will be entangled with Lu Mingxuan.

Bad luck, bad luck!

Lu Mingxuan, who was thousands of miles away, woke up from the bed again, recalling the dream just now, his whole body became more and more irritable.

What do you mean the world will be peaceful when he is dead?

Heh, he is dead now, so is Da Zhou peaceful now?

He has evil intentions?

Heh, he has always had evil intentions, but what he wants is never the throne, what he wants is the man on the throne!

Fuck, he is really cheap, he never forgets to teach the dog emperor in his dreams, but unfortunately he doesn't appreciate it at all, not only doesn't listen, but also scolds him.

Bitch, Bitch!

At the same moment, the two of them made the movement of hammering the bed at the same time, and made an oath that even if they saw each other in a dream next time, they would never meddle in other people's business. nonsense.

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