long live god at sixty

When Xue Yunbai was 30 years old, he and Lu Mingxuan finally decided to adopt a child, but neither of them had any experience as parents, so they were afraid that they would not be able to raise a child well, so they decided to adopt an older child, so that they could take care of their daily life. It can also save a lot of trouble.

However, as soon as they wanted sex, Xie Lanying, who was far away in his hometown, called them.

"Goofy, grandma is very happy when I heard that you are going to raise a child," Xie Lanying said, "No, my eldest brother at my natal family has a great-grandson who is just five months old. Not long ago, my nephew had an accident. The son is gone, and the granddaughter-in-law didn't want to live in Xie's house, so she left the child and ran away. Now the child is being raised by your uncle and grandpa, but he is older than me. The child's grandparents are not in good health. The other brothers No one wants to raise a child for nothing, and it’s still a boy, and it will cost money to marry a daughter-in-law in the future, so I thought that you two can just raise it.”

When Xue Yunbai heard that the baby was more than five months old, he immediately quit, "Grandma, no, it's too young."

"It's nothing small, your mother told me, she will bring it for you." Xie Lanying said.

"What about the children of Yunjian's family?"

Xie Lanying couldn't help but said, "Your mother can't get along with your younger siblings, so your mother said or let her mother take care of them, and your mother will give her some money."

Xue Yunbai actually had a headache for children, especially when he thought of his younger brother's quarrelsomeness when he was a child, he felt dizzy for a while, and Xie Lanying sighed again, "Oh, it's a pity for such a beautiful child. Dad is gone, and mother ran away again. No one in the family is willing to raise it, it's pitiful."

"If you don't want it, grandma is worried that the child will be given to someone in the countryside who has no children. How pitiful." Xie Lanying continued, "Goofy, why are you hesitating?"

Xue Yunbai felt a little guilty, "How about I ask Lu Mingxuan?"

When Xie Lanying heard that his heart softened, she immediately slapped her legs and laughed, "Oh, you are a good dog, I know you must agree, I told Xuanxuan about this, and he said that as long as you agree, he will be fine. "

Xue Yunbai: "..." Why does it feel like his grandma dug a hole on purpose to make him jump.

"That's it. It's settled. I will bring the child back tomorrow. We will feed it for two days. If you have time, you two should come back and take the child to register." After Xie Lanying finished speaking, she did not give him any chance to refuse, and hung up the phone directly. .

Xue Yunbai glanced at Lu Mingxuan who was reading the newspaper in the living room, and said sadly, "You agree?"

Lu Mingxuan adjusted his glasses and hummed, "I agree."

Xue Yunbai pursed his lips and said, "Such a small child..."

Lu Mingxuan smiled and said, "Didn't Mother come to help take care of her? It's okay if we ask another aunt to help Mother. Besides, that child is also a relative of Grandma, so uncle and grandpa don't worry about sending us here."

Everyone understands the truth, but when he thinks of facing a five-month-old doll every day... Xue Yunbai can't help but think of what happened when he was a doll, he couldn't even pee on his own, it would probably be more painful to switch to a real doll It's hard for him to accept it.

But her grandma had already talked about that, and Lu Mingxuan agreed again. He seemed to have no reason to refuse, "Then why don't we go back and have a look in October?"

Lu Mingxuan hummed, "I'll explain the work to Third Sister later, and we'll go back on October [-]st."

Xue Yunbai said helplessly, "All right."

On October [-]st, Lu Mingxuan postponed all his itineraries and arrangements to take Xue Yunbai back to his hometown to see the child who was praised by Xie Lanying.

As soon as they arrived at Xue's house, they heard the children giggling from the yard, and Xie Lanying's voice coaxing the children. Xue Yunbai felt a little dizzy, "I've brought them all back. If we don't like them, we can return them again." ?”

Lu Mingxuan pushed open the door, "Let's have a look first."

As soon as they entered, Xie Lanying saw it in the yard, and quickly waved, "Come and see."

Xue Yunbai glanced at the child. Xie Lanying was putting the child in a big rug covered with thick blankets, dancing and dancing. Lu Mingxuan called grandma, and then hit Xue Yunbai with his arm.

"Grandma." Xue Yunbai called out and couldn't help but sigh.

Xie Lanying smiled and said, "Come and see your son." Then he said to the little baby, "Little baby, call daddy, these two are your daddy."

Xue Yunbai's face turned dark all of a sudden.

Xie Lanying is almost ninety this year, but she is full of energy. She looks more energetic than Zhang Xiu. Zhang Xiu came out of the room and said, "How is the child?"

Xue Yunbai glanced at it, but he had to admit that although the child is not fat at this time, he is very energetic and good-looking, but Xue Yunbai still reluctantly said, "It's not bad."

Zhang Xiu laughed and went to look at Lu Mingxuan again, Lu Mingxuan smiled, "It's pretty good."

After Lu Mingxuan finished speaking, he winked at Xue Yunbai again, Xue Yunbai sighed, "Mother, are you really going to take care of the child instead of Yunjian?"

Zhang Xiu became angry when he mentioned this, "No, let his mother-in-law take it."

The relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has always been difficult to deal with, so Zhang Xiu decided that he, as a son, is not easy to get along with, so he said, "That's fine."

At this time, there were no formal procedures for adoption, and the child's immediate relatives would be able to handle it with the household registration book. However, Xue Yunbai's household registration has already moved to the capital, and what is going to be done at this time is just to issue a certificate. , and when the child really arrives in the capital, the entrusted relationship will fall into Xue Yunbai's household registration.

After dealing with this matter, the two stayed at home for a few more days before returning to the capital together with Zhang Xiu. Before leaving, Xue Changling sighed, "Oh, pity me old man."

Xie Lanying glared at him, "It's so pitiful to have food and drink? It's just not enough."

Well, Xue Changling shut up, and hurried out to find Xue Changhe to bask in the sun together.

After returning to the capital, Xue Yunbai realized the difficulty of the child. During the day, Xue Yunbai went to work fine, but as soon as he came back, he heard the child’s voice, sometimes crying, sometimes peeing, sometimes pulling, etc. Anyway, it's not as good as Xue Yunbai's childhood.

Zhang Xiu was very patient, and was very dissatisfied with Xue Yunbai's attitude, nagging all day long, "This is your son, why do you have such an attitude, if one day I'm not around, you two will be caught blind?"

Xue Yunbai immediately said, "Don't say unlucky things."

Zhang Xiu said angrily, "I mean what if I go back to my hometown, not that I'm dead!"

Xue Yunbai's forehead was covered with cold sweat, "Well, that's not what I meant." Then he ran away.

But who knew that when the child was almost one year old, Zhang Xiu really planned to go back to his hometown, saying that he was worried about the family, but in Xue Yunbai's opinion, he just missed the old man at home.

Xue Yunbai and Lu Mingxuan also understood that although Zhang Xiu looked happy for more than half a year, sometimes he still missed those people in his hometown.

And the puppy is almost one year old now, and now he is learning to walk, and the aunts who are usually invited will not have any problems if they think about it.

After Zhang Xiu left, the little dog refused to sleep with his aunt, and wanted to sleep with his father no matter what.

So Xue Yunbai reluctantly let him go to their big-size bed, but when he was sleeping, he was noisy again, and he spent half an hour just coaxing him to sleep, but he urinated again in the middle of the night, Xue Yunbai woke up wet, He hurriedly changed the mattress and sheets.

After finally surviving until dawn, Xue Yunbai wanted to sleep in when there was no class, but the child was having trouble again, crying.

Xue Yunbai couldn't hurry to find his aunt with the baby in his arms, and only then did he know that the baby was going to drink milk.

After drinking milk and wanting to play with him, Xue Yunbai did nothing but play with the child all day.

When Lu Mingxuan came back two days later, Xue Yunbai was exhausted and looked extremely sad.

"Tired?" Lu Mingxuan touched his face distressedly.

Xue Yunbai nodded aggrievedly, "I'm tired."

The little dog was learning to walk, but he didn't dare to walk, so Xue Yunbai had to hold his arm with his hands. Xue Yunbai was 1.7 meters tall and bent over to support him, so he couldn't stand it after a day.

Lu Mingxuan said distressedly, "Tomorrow I will rest, and I will bring it."

Xue Yunbai's eyes lit up immediately, and he quickly threw the puppy crawling on him to him, and then ran to the guest room to sleep with the quilt in his arms.

Lu Mingxuan frowned: Why don't you sleep in the same bed with him, their bed is quite big.

When it was time to go to bed, Lu Mingxuan finally knew why Xue Yunbai was unwilling, because the puppy wet the bed again.

Even diapers can't hold back the little guy's urge to urinate.

It wasn't until the next day that Lu Mingxuan asked his aunt that he had to pee the child in the middle of the night, but he didn't know that he forgot to pee the bed.

And Lu Mingxuan also deeply felt that he didn't know enough about children before, and thought raising children was easy, but now he saw that it was the most tiring job.

On the puppy's first birthday, Lu Mingxuan specially ordered a cake. The puppy ate it all over his mouth, grinning his small mouth with only four teeth and shouting at Lu Mingxuan, "I'm afraid."

Then he shouted at Xue Yunbai: "Well."

Xue Yunbai's face turned dark immediately, he pointed at himself and shouted, "Call me Dad."

"Papa~"

Xue Yunbai pointed at Lu Mingxuan maliciously and said, "Call me mom."

The little dog still grinned at him, "well".

Lu Mingxuan on the side was overjoyed, lifted the puppy up and praised, "Good son."

Xiaogouzi finally went to kindergarten when he was three years old. On the first day of kindergarten, he took all the children under his command. In Xiaogouzi's words, "Who made me look good?"

What surprised Xue Yunbai was that the little guy's charm was much better than him, and there was a little girl who wanted to be his girlfriend before he even went to elementary school, and Xue Yunbai was so jealous about it.

For this reason, in order to appease Xue Yunbai, Lu Mingxuan deliberately threw the puppy to San Niu, and he took Xue Yunbai on a trip.

Starting from the capital, driving all the way south, stop at one place, and then continue to the next place after playing enough, all the way to Hainan, Xue Yunbai finally didn't want to leave.

In his words: "If you continue to play, you will die."

No one can afford to have sex from time to time, no, who made him middle-aged.

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