long live god at sixty

"Your Majesty, I am overjoyed, Your Majesty, the Empress Dowager has passed away!"

A thin, excited voice came from far to near outside the hall, Xue Yunbai looked up from the thick notebook, and saw Li Dawei, the chief eunuch in a dark blue robe, trotting all the way into the hall and kneeling down Fell in the middle of the hall.

Xue Yunbai trembled, feeling sorry for the old eunuch's knee.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, you've finally come to an end!" the eunuch shouted again in a thin voice, and the smile on his face couldn't be concealed.

Xue Yunbai was so happy that he could hardly find his own voice, "Really, really dead?"

The eunuch was also very excited, and nodded hastily, "Dead is really dead. There is another piece of good news."

Xue Yun's white hands trembled, "Could it be that the queen died too?"

"That's right, that's right, the empress is dead too." The eunuch was spitting all over the place excitedly, "What is she without the empress dowager, she hanged herself neatly."

What a good day today, the queen mother's old bastard and the queen's stinky bitch are both dead!

Xue Yunbai happily walked around in the hall, secretly thinking about which little fairy to go to have fun at night.After living for 18 years, I feel so aggrieved, being forced to be the emperor, okay, I just do it if I can barely do it, and let him be a fucking puppet.

Being a puppet is also tolerable, but what he can't bear is marrying an ugly monster to be her queen, and not letting him sleep with other women!All day long, he thought about crushing this woman to death, that woman, her grandma, why didn't he crush himself to death.

Poor thing, there are three thousand beauties in the harem, all of them are more beautiful than the queen, but he just can't sleep because of it!

Isn't this bullying?

Fortunately, the empress dowager's vicious old thing is dead. If it's not his mother, he can't do it. These years, he beat him vigorously. If his mother was not killed by this old thing, maybe he is still wandering around the palace now. Well, how can I live a life that is worse than death, now that I am better, I can be relieved, I guess the ugly queen also knows that she is ugly, so she hanged herself happily because she has no backing.

Xue Yunbai laughed, and Li Dawei said again, "Besides these two pieces of good news, there is an even bigger piece of good news."

"Ah? Could it be that that old Lu Mingxuan has turned his back too?" Xue Yunbai's hands trembled with excitement, he couldn't believe that he would wait until this day, happiness came so suddenly, he looked at Li Dawei eagerly, with those little eyes People can't help but marvel: What a white lotus grass!

"That's right, that old thief Lu Mingxuan died too. After drinking the poison and drinking a glass of wine, he died on the spot." Feeling the joy of his master, Li Dawei felt happy for him, and then automatically ignored the fact that Lu Mingxuan was less than thirty.

Xue Yunbai's eyes brightened the more he heard it. Today is really a good day for the whole world to celebrate, and he wants to pardon the world.

Beauties, handsome men, three thousand beauties in the harem plus two thousand handsome guards, all belong to him!

There is nothing more beautiful than this!

Xue Yunbai just wanted to laugh three times, but Li Dawei reminded him to keep a low profile, so Xue Yunbai covered his mouth and lay down on the table laughing for a long time, and also pounded the table for a long time.

Li Dawei squinted his eyes and smiled, "Your Majesty, shall we go to Li Meiren's place to rest at night?"

"Beauty Li?" Xue Yunbai thought for a while, and finally remembered that Beauty Li was sent into the palace by the subordinate of the treacherous minister Lu Mingxuan. He had seen the beauty once when she entered the palace. She has big breasts, thin waist, and round buttocks. , the most important thing is that he has a pretty face and a pair of watery eyes with hooks that almost hooked his soul away.He thought that he was almost as good as Su Daji in Shang Dynasty.At that time, he wanted to fall asleep, but in the end, he was held back by the ugly queen, desperately ruining his good deeds. Now that I think about it, I really can't wait.

Xue Yunbai clapped his hands and decided, "Let's go to Li Meiren's place. Hurry up and spread the message. After finishing the funeral of the old woman and the ugly monster at night, I will go. Let her wash and put on the gauze tribute from the southern country and wait for me on the couch." ~~" Seeing that Li Dawei was trotting to go out, Xue Yunbai added, "Be sure to let her flirt, I like beauties who flirt."

When Li Dawei walked to the door, he almost tripped over the threshold, wiped the sweat from his brow, he really didn't expect that their majesty would like women who were more promiscuous, what a pity to see, it must be because of being forced by the empress these few years.

God was kind to him, Xue Yunbai almost wanted to laugh three times to show his joy, but no matter how happy he is right now, he has to deal with the funerals of old things and ugly monsters first.Xue Yunbai hid in the room by himself and covered his mouth to prevent himself from laughing out loud. After suffering too much, he threw himself on the couch and rolled happily.

When everything is settled, the whole country will know the news that the Turtle Emperor is dominating the world. Xue Yunbai doesn't mind a bad reputation. What he cares more about is whoever he wants to sleep with in the future. After trying everything, Xue Yunbai went to Li Meiren's place with high spirits, thinking of a better life in the future.

Li Meiren has big breasts and thin waist, with charming eyes like silk, and she also complied with Xue Yunbai's request to have sex to her heart's content. On Xue Yunbai's ass!

Xue Yunbai was stunned for a moment, and then became furious, who hit me on the dragon's buttocks!

"Oh, his father, it's another kid. The crying is loud." The woman's high-pitched voice didn't feel that it would scare the newborn child at all, and she quickly wiped the dirt off the child's body and wrapped it in the bag that had been prepared for a long time. Nice little quilt.

Xue Yunbai suddenly froze, where is his beauty?

Who else hit his dragon butt! !It just doesn't make sense.

He wanted to call Li Dawei, but what came out was a baby crying.

cry?

Xue Yun yelled angrily, but it turned into the cry of a baby again. He raised his hand and looked at it and cried immediately. The chubby hand looked like a child's, he turned into a little doll.

And his beauties! !

Not to mention the beauty is gone, even the eyes are hard to use, and I can't see anything clearly!

Damn, is this God playing with him!

"Oh, his grandma, what a blessing, look at this little grandson, other people's children are skinny to the bone, your child is born fat and white, your Xue family is blessed." Yin said again.

"Oh, my little grandson, I have to take it out and show it to the old man."

Then Xue Yunbai found that she was being hugged, and the woman who was hugging her smelled like she hadn't showered for several days.

Before Xue Yunbai could react, he was picked up by another person, and then he heard the man say, "Oh, my grandson, you will be blessed just by looking at it. The white and fat ones are so beautiful. Old lady, tonight Go to Grandma Sun and ask, and see how our child is doing."

The old woman immediately responded, "Okay."

Xue Yunbai wanted to find out the situation, but unfortunately he had no strength at all, and was terribly sleepy, he raised his hand, clicked, and fell asleep.

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