president and his secretary

Ji Xu looked aggrieved, "Your pants are dirty, don't take them."

"Then you go."

There is a similarity between Ji Xu and Chen Zhili, that is, they are very strict about money, it is okay to get drunk, but it is unfair to not spend money.

Brain capacity is not enough, but remembering the process of taking money, Ji Xu: "I opened this room."

"Then you mean let me go?"

"No, I want to get the cover on the table." The one prepared in the hotel looks much better than taking it from Chen Zhili's pants.

Chen Zhili thought, that's great, it will be deducted from your deposit when it's used up, and I'll keep mine for myself.

While Ji Xu was unpacking the box, Chen Zhili sized him up and asked with great interest, "How old are you this year?"

"29." Ji Xu was obedient and honest like a baby.

Chen Zhili: "Yo, it's thirty."

Ji Xu: "Six months away, 29."

"Rounded up, it's still thirty."

"..."

Ji Xu stopped talking, but he seemed unable to open the box and fiddled with it for a long time.

Chen Zhili's stuff after drinking is not very good, and it's not hard enough after a long time. It's normal to be drunk, and he is not as eager as Ji Xu, let alone help him, but like checking the household registration, "Then you are 30 years old Now, why are you still a virgin? Isn’t it okay?”

Ji Xu froze for a moment and then said, "I don't like it."

"Hey, the tone is quite loud, and you still don't like it, do you think it's great to have a few stinky money?"

Ji Xu looked directly into Chen Zhili's eyes and said, "It's not a few bad money, it's a lot of money. I'm rich."

Chen Zhili laughed hahaha, "I said you are really interesting, you are not really drunk, I can't believe that someone has such a personality."

Ji Xu said, "I'm just drunk."

"Then you're not drunk."

"..."

"Besides, even if you have money, you think that everyone you like can also like you. Those big stars are both movie queens and movie kings, and what kind of little bully is there in the emerging music scene? They can beat you A diamond king and five?"

Ji Xu said: "I said that those people are the ones I don't like."

Chen Zhili became even happier, "Brother, I told you that you are so funny. With your level of bragging, you don't even bat an eye. If I had your acting skills, I would tell you that I would be a star by now."

Ji Xu was silent for a while this time and then praised, "Your face is fine."

This is a high rating.

Chen Zhili touched his chin: "What do you say, if I don't have a good face, I can sell so much wine part-time in a bar."

"You can also sell a drink."

Chen Zhili was not angry, but instead joked: "Then who says it's not, God is always fair, if you give me an unparalleled beauty, you will give me a terrific acting skill."

"..."

"Oh, and one more, and my tone-deaf throat."

Ji Xu: "Then it's fair for you not to be called God, you are obviously abandoned by God."

Chen Zhili was amused again, "I said buddy, although you don't talk much, but your mouth is quite poisonous, what are you doing? Criminal defense lawyer?"

"No, President."

"Hahahaha, okay, what kind of president, even at the age of 30, you don't like this, you don't like that, how do you usually solve your physical problems?"

Ji Xu: "Fuck."

"You're really sincere." Chen Zhili now doubted whether Ji Xu was really drunk.

Chen Zhili's mind is actually quite clear, especially since he drank Ji Xu's remaining boiled water, sobering up a bit.

At least Chen Zhili knew what he was doing.

Thinking of Ji Xu's indifferent expression in the bar before, he felt a little cute who would answer every question, like two people.

Ji Xu was so stupid that he still didn't open it.

Chen Zhili thought that this person must be drunk, if this is a normal person, then he wouldn't do it, he can't even get the cover off, and he still expects him to work well?impossible.

"Then let me ask you, how many people are in your family?"

Ji Xu: "Only son."

"Oh, that's Sankou, what's your bank card password?"

Ji Xu looked up at him, "You can't talk about money."

"I can't talk about the money, are you stingy?"

Ji Xu: "Yes."

"Coincidentally, I am too." Chen Zhili sat up from the bed and wanted to shake hands with him, "Come on, buddy, from now on we will be the duo of Tie Gongji."

Ji Xu didn't speak, and gave the box to Chen Nian, "Get it."

"Then tell me what is your bank card password."

"I really can't say that."

Chen Zhili held the box in front of Ji Xu, "Have you seen this, the barcode here can only be opened with your bank card password, just like the black and white keys playing a piano, one key and one button, if you don't tell me we will open it today Can't do it."

Chen Zhili didn't know what nonsense he was talking about, anyway, Ji Xu believed it.

Ji Xu said, "091091"

Chen Zhili frowned, "Really? What does 091 mean? Is it the other way around 190 your height?"

Ji Xu rubbed his head, "Forgot."

It seems that I really forgot.

The drunk Ji Xu doesn't seem to be able to tell lies.

Chen Zhili opened the box and threw it to Ji Xu, "Okay, now it's your turn, if not, I'll go to bed first."

Ji Xu is really not very good at it, he hesitates as if he has a psychological shadow.

Chen Zhili thought, otherwise he would not embarrass this old man, he is not young, maybe there is something wrong with him, isn't this bullying?

"Ji Xu, why don't you go to sleep, I really don't dare to take your 30-year old virgin body, I'm afraid that if you wake up tomorrow and ask me to settle accounts, what a precious body it is."

Ji Xu: "..."

Ji Xu was irritated by Chen Zhili's cynicism, "I really want to do it, and I will definitely do it today."

Chen Zhili smiled, "Okay, then go and find out if there is any lubricant. Anyway, I have read countless films, so I will reluctantly give you some oral guidance."

"You said." Ji Xu had already started to undress after finding everything.

Chen Zhili's heart beat faster and his mouth was dry.

Later, Chen Zhili himself had excellent oral guidance skills, while Ji Xu had accumulated a lot of knowledge. From the beginning of the war to the end of the battle, the two of them were very harmonious.

Moreover, the drunk Ji Xu was also extremely gentle and patient, despite Chen Zhili's beating and scolding, he still treated him like a baby, coaxing his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys to melt together.

In the process of doing it, Chen Zhili himself was extremely confused, but he actually did it.

He obviously had a boyfriend yesterday morning, but he had sex with a man he didn't know at night.

Obviously, Ji Xu didn't allow him to be distracted, and soon Chen Zhili couldn't think about anything else.

But at this moment, Chen Zhili found out that Ji Xu's name was extremely fucking.

Because he later felt that he couldn't do it, couldn't stand it, and felt like he was going to wet the bed, so he shouted, "Ji Xu, stop!"

Ji Xu was at a loss, "Continue and stop? That is to continue."

"Hold!"

Obviously, Ji Xu was so happy that he forgot what his name was.

Two people almost tossed all night, which is normal, one held back for nearly 22 years, and the other nearly 30 years, it was a long drought and rain, the boss of the male dog waist season just happened to refuse to accept the cannonball Chen Zhili, neither of them could let the other go .

After Ji Xu was refreshed, he became sluggish again, and Chen Zhili pinched his toes on the back of his hand, "If you fucking dare to sleep now, I will fight with you, help me to wash."

Ji Xu frowned, and Chen Zhili's twist was quite painful.

Ji Xu's skin was fair, and a slight bump would leave heavy marks. After a while, a bruise appeared on the back of his hand, which couldn't go away for a long time.

Just like the current Chen Zhili, his body was covered in bruises, and he looked as if he had been beaten. Only Chen Zhili knew that he had this kind of physique, and it looked bloody but it didn't hurt.

Ji Xu got off the bed with bare feet and carried Princess Ren into the bathroom.

Unexpectedly, the love hotel is different, and the two took advantage of the opportunity to come to the bathroom again.

Later, Chen Zhili, who was lying on the bed, let out a wonderful exclamation, no wonder this thing is so addictive, it is estimated that such a talented man as Ji Xu is rare, and it is rare to be clean, and the bedding is also good, quite a gentleman.

Chen Zhili tasted the taste, and twisted his calf with his toes, "Hey, let me think about being a long-term sex buddy. I think you are very good, how about you?"

Ji Xu slept like a dead man.

Yes, like a dead person is not like a dead pig, the one who sleeps is called a solemn and dignified face.

Chen Zhili suddenly thought of Ji Xu in the bar again, with a taciturn and strong aura, even when he was drunk at the beginning, he would never allow himself to lose his composure...

Forget it, such a person is scary, and it's hard to deal with when he's sober.

But Chen Zhili felt it was a pity, they were so compatible physically!

pity!

Grief!

What a pity!

Otherwise, ask him to have dinner another day, maybe Ji Xu also feels good and wants to have a long-term and stable relationship.

Thinking of this, Chen Zhili felt very satisfied.

The best man, you have to spend more time.

After a while, Chen Zhili's cell phone rang. At 06:30 in the morning, he wanted to sleep for a while, but it kept ringing, and it turned out to be Jiang Yuanbo's call.

Jiang Yuanbo is Chen Zhili's iron son and a roommate in college.

"What's wrong?" Chen Zhili asked.

Jiang Yuanbo stammered, "You, you come here, why didn't you come back all night, I think that, that Tang Junyu didn't want to face, he threw small stones at the window of our dormitory downstairs, bang Tap, tap, click, this morning scared me."

Chen Zhili had forgotten that there was still this family, so he yawned and said, "What's the use of calling me, he is already dead here, you call the doorman, the security guard, it's really impossible to take a photo of him throwing stones and post it." On the school forum, ask him if he knows what shame is."

Jiang Yuanbo: "It's useless, people said that if you want to change your mind, if you don't see him again, he will go all out and confess to you in front of the teachers and students of the school, bring out your underground love affair, and bring out your love affair." Print every bit of it on a hot air balloon and fly it all over the campus, so that all the teachers and students will envy your love."

"Hold……"

The author has something to say:

Ji Xu: Wronged, I am no longer a virgin after waking up...o(╥﹏╥)o

Chen Zhili: Why don't you stop when the girl is calling you to stop?

Ji Xu: ╭(╯^╰)╮