president and his secretary
Chapter 25
“The tacos are spicy.”
"Oh, what do you remember?" Chen Zhili asked again.
Ji Xu: "The coffee you make is very bitter."
"Then why didn't you scold me?"
"You are fierce."
Chen Zhili: "..."
Chen Zhili: "Do you think I don't treat you as well as those women?"
"Ah."
"Why didn't you dismiss me?"
"..."
"Are you reluctant? Because I look good."
"Ah."
Chen Zhili: "Ji Xu... I'm afraid I'll laugh when you scold me again in the future, because you will still miss me when the time comes, but you won't say it."
"……"don't know.
Chen Zhili burped after eating, "It's so good, you seem to be a different person after drinking, and you can take care of others... Drink more often in the future."
"Have you finished eating?" Ji Xu asked.
Chen Zhili nodded, "Well, this barbecue is good, although the wait is a bit long."
"I've been waiting for a long time too."
"Huh? Fuck, you fucking again!"
Meals are not free!It was simply to replenish Chen Zhili's physical strength!
"Ji Xu, don't, don't use this position, I was full just now, it's too dangerous."
If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have eaten so much!
Ji Xu doesn't talk much on the bed, he's a hard-working type, Chen Zhili is different, he shouts when he feels good, scratches when he trembles, if he can't scratch Ji Xu, he can only hold the bed sheet tightly with both hands.
I can't wait to bite Ji Xu's shoulder and leave a bloody mark.
When it was about to end, Chen Zhili suddenly leaned into Ji Xu's ear and said, "Do you think there is a possibility that we will do it once when you are awake?"
Ji Xu might be in a good mood, but he didn't hear it, so he patted Chen Zhili's butt and said, "Change your posture again."
Chen Zhili didn't dare to leave marks on Ji Xu's body, but it didn't mean Ji Xu didn't dare, and Chen Zhili's body was bruised and purple.
"No, don't fucking bite your neck, Ji Xu, did you hear that? Are you a dog?"
Ji Xu let go, but the teeth marks on Chen Zhili's neck were already clearly bitten.
It's going to take days to wear high collars!After all, Ji always forbids that his secretary is not single.
Chen Zhili wanted to cry, he felt that wearing clothes with high collars was girly and gay, and he would feel guilty.
The two of them tossed and tossed until three o'clock in the middle of the night. Secretary Chen was really exhausted, and even if the boss gave him extra meals, he couldn't hold on.
Chen Zhili was covered in bruises, and his skin, which was prone to leaving marks, looked shocking. Fortunately, he paid great attention to Ji Xu and didn't let him leave too many marks.
But it was unavoidable that the deep love still left a few hickeys.
But it's not heavy, just a little bit like a mosquito bite.
Chen Zhili felt that this could not go on like this anymore, if this went on like this, the alcohol in Ji Xu's body would evaporate completely, and he should be sober.
At that time, Ji Xu woke up suddenly, and found that the two of them were doing harmonious exercises on the big bed.
Chen Zhili couldn't imagine that scene, it was so beautiful.
Poignant and beautiful.
Maybe Ji Xu softened at once, and he will never be able to regain his glory in the future.
It's a pity too.
Fortunately, Ji Xu finally enjoyed himself.
He didn't fall asleep directly like last time, but hugged Chen Zhili into his arms before going to sleep.
Chen Zhili felt that Ji Xu took care of him a lot this time, because he still remembered him because he had memories of getting along with him in his mind, and then he really wanted to treat him well?
He raised his head and asked Ji Xu, "Why do you want to hug me, do you usually dare not?"
"..." Ji Xu couldn't tell why, he pinched Chen Zhili's head to his chest, motioning him not to speak.
Chen Zhili was buried in the chest muscles of the straight male boss and could hardly breathe.
Look, this is the charm of straight men, really attractive.
"By the way," Chen Zhili asked again, "What's your bank card password?"
Ji Xu's voice was low and hoarse, with inexplicable doting, "What are you doing? Call your card when you pay wages, not for you to take my card to get it."
"I know...is your password 091091?"
"……how do you know?"
"You told me the last time you were drunk."
Ji Xu understood, and he wasn't particularly worried.
Chen Zhili asked again, "What does 091 mean?"
"My birthday is September [-]st."
"Coincidentally, I'm on June [-]."
"..."
"Then you will be thirty in less than half a year. By then you... Ji Xu, Ji Xu?"
The man fell asleep.
Sleeping like hell.
Chen Zhili sighed helplessly, quietly crawled out of his arms, worked hard to dress himself and Ji Xu, made the bed, threw all the crime tools into the trash can and took the paper cover good.
"……"It's too awful.
Chen Zhili felt that he was simply a sad old father who organized the scene of the crime for the millions of descendants who passed away.
Then he yawned and fell asleep on the sofa, looking like I was very pitiful.
Too tired, the air conditioner turned on a little low, Chen Zhili forgot to cover the quilt again, and fell asleep in a daze.
As a result, Chen Zhili forgot to set the alarm clock.
And Ji Xu is also a person who cannot wake up naturally.
It was 10:30 am when Pauline called.
As for the matter of Le Yang, no definite result has been given so far. Pauline thought that Ji Xu had made perfect preparations in private, and Ji Xu did not say that he would give up Le Yang, so Pauline felt that it was possible to save.
But when she came to the office to ask Ji Xu to sign it, she realized that there was no one in the office.
Hearing Chen Zhili's drowsiness and hoarse voice on the phone, Pauline immediately exploded, "Don't tell me that you haven't woken up yet."
Chen Zhili was in a big trough in his heart, but he still didn't forget to yawn, "What time is it?"
"The sun is going down, what time do you say?"
Trembling all over, Chen Zhili saw that it was almost time for lunch, it was... damn it!
Pauline: "Where is Mr. Ji? Where did he go?"
Chen Zhili glanced at the bed, his own head was also groggy.
Ji Xu is still sleeping, probably because he worked too hard last night.
Afraid of waking Ji Xu up, Chen Zhili went to the balcony with his mobile phone and said to Pauline, "I'm sorry, Sister Lin... The boss was drunk last night, and I didn't know where his home was, so I sent him to this hotel. We were both hungover... forgot to set the alarm."
Rely on it, it hurts my butt!
Last time it didn't hurt as much as last night, is it because I did it twice more than last time?
"So? Then you don't have to go to work today?" Pauline heard Chen Zhili's nasal voice, and felt that this kid must have caught a cold.
And when I had a video with Ji Xu yesterday, his background was obviously a hotel, and he was still with Chen Zhili.
But she didn't ask too much, after all, it's the boss's personal life
And it's just two straight men, what do you think.
But even if she prefers Chen Zhili, she should scold him. After all, she is a secretary, she has professional ethics, and a strict teacher produces a good student. She hopes that Chen Zhili can continue to do well, so she has to slowly teach him more things.
Chen Zhili didn't react, and Pauline said again, "I went out to have a room with the boss and ended up so hungover that neither of us went to work the next morning. Chen Zhili, do you think it's a joke to tell people about it? Is it appropriate?"
"No, no, no... Sister Lin, we didn't come to open a room, but the boss didn't reimburse me for the room fee separately. This hotel is expensive. I just slept on the sofa in this room, and we didn't do anything!"
Pauline: "Can you listen to the key points? I don't care what you do. Now I have a document. I will take it to discuss with the other party at lunch today. Now I need Mr. Ji's signature. You should arrive at the company before [-]:[-]. May I?"
"Okay, okay, everything will go right away under your command."
Mr. Ji, who has never drank in a short period of time, has already suffered from the second most hangover.
As a secretary, Chen Zhili actually got drunk with him.
Sure enough, this was the difference between a male secretary and a female secretary. None of the female secretaries would wake up later than the boss.
In fact, Pauline was also very puzzled, why did Ji Xu keep the Chen flag ceremony?
There were five members of a new idol group at the meeting that day, and Chen Zhili actually printed a photo of a person three times, and everyone laughed at that time.
If it wasn't for Ji Xu's presence, and the colleagues had both old and young at home, everyone would have died laughing.
At that time, Ji Xu coughed sullenly in the conference room, and everyone fell silent. Later, Pauline asked him if it was Chen Zhili's business?
I didn't expect Ji Xu to say let's just leave it at that, I can make do with it, anyway, it's really about the same length, and he didn't settle the score afterwards.
Pauline had black question marks all over her face anyway.
Chen Zhili made all kinds of mistakes of committing death, but he was still happily wandering around in the post of secretary, it was like holding a gold medal for avoiding death.
She even began to wonder if Ji Xu had been caught by Chen Zhili for something, it was hard to tell.
But she won't ask, it's best if she has a handle, so that Ji Xu can honestly stop changing his secretary.
Chen Zhili hung up the phone and hurriedly called Ji Xu to get up, only to see Ji Xu sitting on the bed with a mask on his face.
"Mr. Ji, are you awake?"
Ji Xu felt very uncomfortable, "Well...wake up naturally, today is a working day, aren't you going to call me?"
"I, I didn't call you here on purpose."
Hearing that Chen Zhili's voice was a little hoarse, Ji Xu took a closer look and then picked up his mobile phone to see that it was out of battery and turned off.
There is also a charger next to it, "Didn't you charge me?"
"..."
It was fully charged, but last night Ji Xu had to pull out the phone, because there was a gesture that Chen Zhili didn’t want to use, saying that he would throw up if he ate too much, but Ji Xu didn’t believe it, so he insisted on looking it up online, so he took the phone over. .
How could Chen Zhili really ask him to check it? If he left historical traces and forgot to delete it, it would be so embarrassing. He immediately grabbed the phone and pulled the person for a deep kiss, and then he forgot about it.
Chen Zhili: "I forgot..."
His own phone was fully charged.
Look, the sober Ji Xu can always pick out Secretary Chen's mistakes from any angle...
Chen Zhili was quite aggrieved, if Ji Xu hadn't pestered him around last night, he wouldn't have forgotten to charge his phone.
Obviously, today is also a day of devotion to the cause from the early morning.
Ji Xu lifted the quilt in silence, and felt something was wrong when he wanted to get out of bed.
Chen Zhili watched him gradually frown and became more nervous.
Sure enough, Ji Xu asked, "Why...my waist hurts, sore?"
"..." Chen Zhili's expression was not very good-looking.
Last night, I asked you to do less, but you didn't listen, and you didn't listen until after three o'clock, and today you know that your back hurts?
When I'm old enough to drink some wine, I don't know what to do.
But this man is as fierce as a tiger in his thirties... Chen Zhili thinks that he is still young, so Ji Xu must have died, right?
Ji Xu got out of bed and took two steps, the root of his thigh also hurt, and the muscles all over his body were sore, as if he hadn't done a warm-up exercise, but if you look carefully, there is no real injury.
On the contrary, there is a little bit of red on the arms and neck, just like the bamboo sticks.
The whole body is more like getting through the two veins of Ren and Du, and feels very refreshed.
But... still a little sloppy.
Kidney deficiency?
Ji Xu felt that this drunk... was weirder than the last time, and he couldn't explain why it was weird, anyway, it was weird to see Chen Zhili walk in when he was feeling refreshed.
Afraid of what Ji Xu would think, Chen Zhili pointed to the sofa and said, "I slept here last night."
Ji Xu nodded and walked to the bathroom, and asked casually, "Why didn't you open another room?"
His former female secretary always took the initiative to ask for two rooms when he was on a business trip, and Ji Xu would also open two rooms if he didn't take the initiative.
Chen Zhili thought to himself, what else could it be.
You are stingy.
Also ask me.
Excuse me?
"Because...you are drunk and noisy. I'm afraid you will need me in the middle of the night and you won't be able to find me."
Ji Xu locked the bathroom door and prepared to go to the bathroom.
But Ji's second son hurts so much... There is still some redness and swelling, and it looks like it has been overused.
Ji Xu really suspects that he likes to masturbate when he is drunk.
Besides, I used to have morning erections, and there was no movement when I woke up today.
Ji Xu couldn't help being startled, he subconsciously looked at the trash can, he still remembered the last time he was drunk and tore up someone's cover.
The trash can looks normal, but there is a bit too much toilet paper.
Ji Xu looked at it for a second and stopped looking at it. The hand sanitizer is new, and the towels are unopened disposable ones, which are not always available in the hotel. There are also disposable ones next to the washing glass.
It seems that Chen Zhili also understands him quite well.
Ji Xu was still uncomfortable after washing up.
Sore legs.
The feeling of muscle strain is hardly too obvious.
He looked at Chen Zhili several times, and found that Chen Zhili had pulled the zipper of his coat to his neck and could no longer go up, suffocating him.
Ji Xu cleared his throat and said, "I feel very uncomfortable."
"Where?" Chen Zhili was also uncomfortable, and he couldn't even sit down.
Butt hurts.
No matter how I sit, it hurts, and I can only lie on my side, or stand, but my legs are still weak.
Ji Xu: "It hurts everywhere."
Chen Zhili suddenly realized, "Last night...you were drunk and crazy."
"Ok?"
"Well! You suddenly said that you were hungry in the middle of the night. I told you to eat instant noodles and you didn't eat them. You insisted that the barbecue downstairs is good. If I can't stop you, I will accompany you to eat. In the end, you were bitten by that mosquito... I said I would never go there again, and then there was a young man at the next table who brought a girl, and the girl kept looking at you, and then the little boy at the next table got jealous and started fighting with us."
"..." Ji Xu had no impression at all.
It even feels ridiculous.
But he was drunk, maybe he looked at the girl unconsciously.
Chen Zhili added, "Anyway, the two of us were beaten by gangs. Look at my arm... My neck was bleeding from being scratched by those stinky boys. Later, they were stopped by the barbecue stall owner, and they didn't see it at all. Seeing that they ran out of orders again, it was we who paid them in the end.”
Ji Xu: "..."
It sounds miserable, being beaten by the crowd and paying people.
"Oh, what do you remember?" Chen Zhili asked again.
Ji Xu: "The coffee you make is very bitter."
"Then why didn't you scold me?"
"You are fierce."
Chen Zhili: "..."
Chen Zhili: "Do you think I don't treat you as well as those women?"
"Ah."
"Why didn't you dismiss me?"
"..."
"Are you reluctant? Because I look good."
"Ah."
Chen Zhili: "Ji Xu... I'm afraid I'll laugh when you scold me again in the future, because you will still miss me when the time comes, but you won't say it."
"……"don't know.
Chen Zhili burped after eating, "It's so good, you seem to be a different person after drinking, and you can take care of others... Drink more often in the future."
"Have you finished eating?" Ji Xu asked.
Chen Zhili nodded, "Well, this barbecue is good, although the wait is a bit long."
"I've been waiting for a long time too."
"Huh? Fuck, you fucking again!"
Meals are not free!It was simply to replenish Chen Zhili's physical strength!
"Ji Xu, don't, don't use this position, I was full just now, it's too dangerous."
If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have eaten so much!
Ji Xu doesn't talk much on the bed, he's a hard-working type, Chen Zhili is different, he shouts when he feels good, scratches when he trembles, if he can't scratch Ji Xu, he can only hold the bed sheet tightly with both hands.
I can't wait to bite Ji Xu's shoulder and leave a bloody mark.
When it was about to end, Chen Zhili suddenly leaned into Ji Xu's ear and said, "Do you think there is a possibility that we will do it once when you are awake?"
Ji Xu might be in a good mood, but he didn't hear it, so he patted Chen Zhili's butt and said, "Change your posture again."
Chen Zhili didn't dare to leave marks on Ji Xu's body, but it didn't mean Ji Xu didn't dare, and Chen Zhili's body was bruised and purple.
"No, don't fucking bite your neck, Ji Xu, did you hear that? Are you a dog?"
Ji Xu let go, but the teeth marks on Chen Zhili's neck were already clearly bitten.
It's going to take days to wear high collars!After all, Ji always forbids that his secretary is not single.
Chen Zhili wanted to cry, he felt that wearing clothes with high collars was girly and gay, and he would feel guilty.
The two of them tossed and tossed until three o'clock in the middle of the night. Secretary Chen was really exhausted, and even if the boss gave him extra meals, he couldn't hold on.
Chen Zhili was covered in bruises, and his skin, which was prone to leaving marks, looked shocking. Fortunately, he paid great attention to Ji Xu and didn't let him leave too many marks.
But it was unavoidable that the deep love still left a few hickeys.
But it's not heavy, just a little bit like a mosquito bite.
Chen Zhili felt that this could not go on like this anymore, if this went on like this, the alcohol in Ji Xu's body would evaporate completely, and he should be sober.
At that time, Ji Xu woke up suddenly, and found that the two of them were doing harmonious exercises on the big bed.
Chen Zhili couldn't imagine that scene, it was so beautiful.
Poignant and beautiful.
Maybe Ji Xu softened at once, and he will never be able to regain his glory in the future.
It's a pity too.
Fortunately, Ji Xu finally enjoyed himself.
He didn't fall asleep directly like last time, but hugged Chen Zhili into his arms before going to sleep.
Chen Zhili felt that Ji Xu took care of him a lot this time, because he still remembered him because he had memories of getting along with him in his mind, and then he really wanted to treat him well?
He raised his head and asked Ji Xu, "Why do you want to hug me, do you usually dare not?"
"..." Ji Xu couldn't tell why, he pinched Chen Zhili's head to his chest, motioning him not to speak.
Chen Zhili was buried in the chest muscles of the straight male boss and could hardly breathe.
Look, this is the charm of straight men, really attractive.
"By the way," Chen Zhili asked again, "What's your bank card password?"
Ji Xu's voice was low and hoarse, with inexplicable doting, "What are you doing? Call your card when you pay wages, not for you to take my card to get it."
"I know...is your password 091091?"
"……how do you know?"
"You told me the last time you were drunk."
Ji Xu understood, and he wasn't particularly worried.
Chen Zhili asked again, "What does 091 mean?"
"My birthday is September [-]st."
"Coincidentally, I'm on June [-]."
"..."
"Then you will be thirty in less than half a year. By then you... Ji Xu, Ji Xu?"
The man fell asleep.
Sleeping like hell.
Chen Zhili sighed helplessly, quietly crawled out of his arms, worked hard to dress himself and Ji Xu, made the bed, threw all the crime tools into the trash can and took the paper cover good.
"……"It's too awful.
Chen Zhili felt that he was simply a sad old father who organized the scene of the crime for the millions of descendants who passed away.
Then he yawned and fell asleep on the sofa, looking like I was very pitiful.
Too tired, the air conditioner turned on a little low, Chen Zhili forgot to cover the quilt again, and fell asleep in a daze.
As a result, Chen Zhili forgot to set the alarm clock.
And Ji Xu is also a person who cannot wake up naturally.
It was 10:30 am when Pauline called.
As for the matter of Le Yang, no definite result has been given so far. Pauline thought that Ji Xu had made perfect preparations in private, and Ji Xu did not say that he would give up Le Yang, so Pauline felt that it was possible to save.
But when she came to the office to ask Ji Xu to sign it, she realized that there was no one in the office.
Hearing Chen Zhili's drowsiness and hoarse voice on the phone, Pauline immediately exploded, "Don't tell me that you haven't woken up yet."
Chen Zhili was in a big trough in his heart, but he still didn't forget to yawn, "What time is it?"
"The sun is going down, what time do you say?"
Trembling all over, Chen Zhili saw that it was almost time for lunch, it was... damn it!
Pauline: "Where is Mr. Ji? Where did he go?"
Chen Zhili glanced at the bed, his own head was also groggy.
Ji Xu is still sleeping, probably because he worked too hard last night.
Afraid of waking Ji Xu up, Chen Zhili went to the balcony with his mobile phone and said to Pauline, "I'm sorry, Sister Lin... The boss was drunk last night, and I didn't know where his home was, so I sent him to this hotel. We were both hungover... forgot to set the alarm."
Rely on it, it hurts my butt!
Last time it didn't hurt as much as last night, is it because I did it twice more than last time?
"So? Then you don't have to go to work today?" Pauline heard Chen Zhili's nasal voice, and felt that this kid must have caught a cold.
And when I had a video with Ji Xu yesterday, his background was obviously a hotel, and he was still with Chen Zhili.
But she didn't ask too much, after all, it's the boss's personal life
And it's just two straight men, what do you think.
But even if she prefers Chen Zhili, she should scold him. After all, she is a secretary, she has professional ethics, and a strict teacher produces a good student. She hopes that Chen Zhili can continue to do well, so she has to slowly teach him more things.
Chen Zhili didn't react, and Pauline said again, "I went out to have a room with the boss and ended up so hungover that neither of us went to work the next morning. Chen Zhili, do you think it's a joke to tell people about it? Is it appropriate?"
"No, no, no... Sister Lin, we didn't come to open a room, but the boss didn't reimburse me for the room fee separately. This hotel is expensive. I just slept on the sofa in this room, and we didn't do anything!"
Pauline: "Can you listen to the key points? I don't care what you do. Now I have a document. I will take it to discuss with the other party at lunch today. Now I need Mr. Ji's signature. You should arrive at the company before [-]:[-]. May I?"
"Okay, okay, everything will go right away under your command."
Mr. Ji, who has never drank in a short period of time, has already suffered from the second most hangover.
As a secretary, Chen Zhili actually got drunk with him.
Sure enough, this was the difference between a male secretary and a female secretary. None of the female secretaries would wake up later than the boss.
In fact, Pauline was also very puzzled, why did Ji Xu keep the Chen flag ceremony?
There were five members of a new idol group at the meeting that day, and Chen Zhili actually printed a photo of a person three times, and everyone laughed at that time.
If it wasn't for Ji Xu's presence, and the colleagues had both old and young at home, everyone would have died laughing.
At that time, Ji Xu coughed sullenly in the conference room, and everyone fell silent. Later, Pauline asked him if it was Chen Zhili's business?
I didn't expect Ji Xu to say let's just leave it at that, I can make do with it, anyway, it's really about the same length, and he didn't settle the score afterwards.
Pauline had black question marks all over her face anyway.
Chen Zhili made all kinds of mistakes of committing death, but he was still happily wandering around in the post of secretary, it was like holding a gold medal for avoiding death.
She even began to wonder if Ji Xu had been caught by Chen Zhili for something, it was hard to tell.
But she won't ask, it's best if she has a handle, so that Ji Xu can honestly stop changing his secretary.
Chen Zhili hung up the phone and hurriedly called Ji Xu to get up, only to see Ji Xu sitting on the bed with a mask on his face.
"Mr. Ji, are you awake?"
Ji Xu felt very uncomfortable, "Well...wake up naturally, today is a working day, aren't you going to call me?"
"I, I didn't call you here on purpose."
Hearing that Chen Zhili's voice was a little hoarse, Ji Xu took a closer look and then picked up his mobile phone to see that it was out of battery and turned off.
There is also a charger next to it, "Didn't you charge me?"
"..."
It was fully charged, but last night Ji Xu had to pull out the phone, because there was a gesture that Chen Zhili didn’t want to use, saying that he would throw up if he ate too much, but Ji Xu didn’t believe it, so he insisted on looking it up online, so he took the phone over. .
How could Chen Zhili really ask him to check it? If he left historical traces and forgot to delete it, it would be so embarrassing. He immediately grabbed the phone and pulled the person for a deep kiss, and then he forgot about it.
Chen Zhili: "I forgot..."
His own phone was fully charged.
Look, the sober Ji Xu can always pick out Secretary Chen's mistakes from any angle...
Chen Zhili was quite aggrieved, if Ji Xu hadn't pestered him around last night, he wouldn't have forgotten to charge his phone.
Obviously, today is also a day of devotion to the cause from the early morning.
Ji Xu lifted the quilt in silence, and felt something was wrong when he wanted to get out of bed.
Chen Zhili watched him gradually frown and became more nervous.
Sure enough, Ji Xu asked, "Why...my waist hurts, sore?"
"..." Chen Zhili's expression was not very good-looking.
Last night, I asked you to do less, but you didn't listen, and you didn't listen until after three o'clock, and today you know that your back hurts?
When I'm old enough to drink some wine, I don't know what to do.
But this man is as fierce as a tiger in his thirties... Chen Zhili thinks that he is still young, so Ji Xu must have died, right?
Ji Xu got out of bed and took two steps, the root of his thigh also hurt, and the muscles all over his body were sore, as if he hadn't done a warm-up exercise, but if you look carefully, there is no real injury.
On the contrary, there is a little bit of red on the arms and neck, just like the bamboo sticks.
The whole body is more like getting through the two veins of Ren and Du, and feels very refreshed.
But... still a little sloppy.
Kidney deficiency?
Ji Xu felt that this drunk... was weirder than the last time, and he couldn't explain why it was weird, anyway, it was weird to see Chen Zhili walk in when he was feeling refreshed.
Afraid of what Ji Xu would think, Chen Zhili pointed to the sofa and said, "I slept here last night."
Ji Xu nodded and walked to the bathroom, and asked casually, "Why didn't you open another room?"
His former female secretary always took the initiative to ask for two rooms when he was on a business trip, and Ji Xu would also open two rooms if he didn't take the initiative.
Chen Zhili thought to himself, what else could it be.
You are stingy.
Also ask me.
Excuse me?
"Because...you are drunk and noisy. I'm afraid you will need me in the middle of the night and you won't be able to find me."
Ji Xu locked the bathroom door and prepared to go to the bathroom.
But Ji's second son hurts so much... There is still some redness and swelling, and it looks like it has been overused.
Ji Xu really suspects that he likes to masturbate when he is drunk.
Besides, I used to have morning erections, and there was no movement when I woke up today.
Ji Xu couldn't help being startled, he subconsciously looked at the trash can, he still remembered the last time he was drunk and tore up someone's cover.
The trash can looks normal, but there is a bit too much toilet paper.
Ji Xu looked at it for a second and stopped looking at it. The hand sanitizer is new, and the towels are unopened disposable ones, which are not always available in the hotel. There are also disposable ones next to the washing glass.
It seems that Chen Zhili also understands him quite well.
Ji Xu was still uncomfortable after washing up.
Sore legs.
The feeling of muscle strain is hardly too obvious.
He looked at Chen Zhili several times, and found that Chen Zhili had pulled the zipper of his coat to his neck and could no longer go up, suffocating him.
Ji Xu cleared his throat and said, "I feel very uncomfortable."
"Where?" Chen Zhili was also uncomfortable, and he couldn't even sit down.
Butt hurts.
No matter how I sit, it hurts, and I can only lie on my side, or stand, but my legs are still weak.
Ji Xu: "It hurts everywhere."
Chen Zhili suddenly realized, "Last night...you were drunk and crazy."
"Ok?"
"Well! You suddenly said that you were hungry in the middle of the night. I told you to eat instant noodles and you didn't eat them. You insisted that the barbecue downstairs is good. If I can't stop you, I will accompany you to eat. In the end, you were bitten by that mosquito... I said I would never go there again, and then there was a young man at the next table who brought a girl, and the girl kept looking at you, and then the little boy at the next table got jealous and started fighting with us."
"..." Ji Xu had no impression at all.
It even feels ridiculous.
But he was drunk, maybe he looked at the girl unconsciously.
Chen Zhili added, "Anyway, the two of us were beaten by gangs. Look at my arm... My neck was bleeding from being scratched by those stinky boys. Later, they were stopped by the barbecue stall owner, and they didn't see it at all. Seeing that they ran out of orders again, it was we who paid them in the end.”
Ji Xu: "..."
It sounds miserable, being beaten by the crowd and paying people.
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