He is from a fighting nation

Zhou Xiangwan is super happy.

Although he is perfect, he is actually very easy to satisfy, just like his greatest wish when he was a child was to have a child to play with him, just like when he grows up, he hopes that everyone can have a happy ending.

Ever since he had hallucinations, his mood has been very low, and most of the happiness is not real happiness. The happiness he wants has always been very simple. At this time, holding a test paper with a score of 99, holding Wu Liang in his arms, he suddenly became a hypocritical little princess. Into a happy old hen.

这不是普通的99分。这是他凭自己沉淀了35年数学实力挣出来的和吴凉的“长长99”，“天长地9”,传说中的“喜9”！

Wu Liang was not used to being hugged by Zhou Xiangwan like this in front of people, so he coughed dryly and whispered, "Put me down."

Zhou Xiangwan kissed Wu Liang, put him on the sofa, stood up straight, lifted up the fairy boy's face in joy, and shouted to Zhang Zhangzhang, "Dad!"

Zhang Zhangzhang had just taken a sip of herbal tea to reduce the fire, and was so frightened by Zhou Xiangwan's yell that he coughed. Seeing this, Zhou Xiangwan hurriedly raised his hand and patted Zhang Zhangzhang's back.

Zhou Xiangwan thought he was just slapping gently like a spring breeze, but in Zhang Zhangzhang's perception, it was no different from a palm technique that fell from the sky.

Zhou Xiangwan's steel-like hand strength is not something a retired old man who doesn't like to move can bear. Zhang Zhangzhang was just spitting water from choking, but now he is staring at Zhou Xiangwan and stretching his legs, almost vomiting old blood.

Suddenly, Teacher Zhang thought about what to do if Wu Liang was raped by Zhou Xiangwan in the future?The tragic picture of Wu Liang's future emerged in Teacher Zhang's mind, and he said angrily, "Don't be too happy. Is 99 points in the elementary school chicken test paper worthy of pride?"

Zhou Xiangwan's movements froze.

Teacher Zhang made the devil's speech of the people's teacher: "Make another picture of Senior High School Sen."

Zhou Xiangwan: "..."

As soon as Mr. Zhang finished speaking, there was a sudden sound of hurried but orderly footsteps at the stairway. It sounded like several grown men rushing upstairs.

The door of Mr. Zhang's house was not closed, and Zhou Xiangwan saw Haha lead the charge in the next second, followed by four tall and mighty bodyguards and Qian Meng, who squeezed into Mr. Zhang's house through the door frame.

"Young Master Zhou, are you alright?" Qian Meng pushed Wu Liang away and hugged Zhou Xiangwan, nervous.

This scene is as if the underworld came to demolish the house.Teacher Zhang was persecuted by the underworld when he was young, so he was very sensitive to this kind of scene, and said sharply: "Which way are they on?! Zhou Xiangwan, let your people go out!"

Zhou Xiangwan stared straight at the wall behind Teacher Zhang, bounced like a spring, and shouted, "Ah!!!!!!!!!!"

Vodka and Wang Tiezhu were highly nervous, quickly surrounded Zhou Xiangwan in an airtight manner, pulled out their guns with a cold face, and the sound of the guns colliding showed their elite-like ruthlessness.

But this coldness collapsed in the next second, because they saw two cockroaches lying on the wall of Mr. Zhang's house.

As we all know, the higher the latitude, the smaller the bugs. At most, Zhou Xiangwan saw one or two humble German cockroaches the size of a thumbnail in Beijing, cowering in a corner, and ran away when he heard people's movements from a distance.

But the cockroaches in Greater Guangdong are definitely not like this—the more you see people, the more energetic they are!

I saw the cockroach, half a palm long, with slender tentacles, trembling and protruding forward, its body was flat and plump, black and shiny, its tentacles protruded sideways, its black legs were mighty and rough, with distinct roots.

A single Periplaneta americana is enough to scare a strong man in Northeast China into tears, not to mention two super-large cockroaches with their families.

The Russian soldiers who were born and bred were all on alert, as if they were facing an enemy, Qian Meng opened his hands and said in panic: "Damn!!! It's an electronic cockroach killer!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

When everyone heard this, they desperately pressed Zhou Xiangwan's head down like a gourd emerging from the water.

Zhou Xiangwan: "Who the hell is pulling my hair!!!"

Vodka rested his index finger on the trigger, and solemnly said, "Catch alive or be destroyed!"

Zhou Xiangwan yelled, "Don't shoot!"

If Zhang Zhangzhang's house is also demolished, Zhou Xiangwan will not be able to enter the house no matter how many papers he has made in his life!

As soon as the words fell, the most fatal thing happened.

The American cockroach seemed to have made an appointment, fluttered its wings, and suddenly took off!

I am not afraid of cockroaches being ugly, but I am afraid of cockroaches flying far.

One American cockroach flew freely in the direction of Zhou Xiangwan, the black figure was so clear, and the other landed on the curtain. The moment it landed, the curtain trembled, making a creepy sound of fabric rubbing.

In an instant, the whole room was filled with the atmosphere of the Soviet war, gunshots burst out, bears roared continuously, Zhou Xiangwan was like a spring-loaded Tigger, jumping around the room: "Ah!!!! Where is it? ???!!! Is it on me???!"

Russian brawny man: "Roar!!! Protect Angel!!! Sniper, sniper!"

Everyone pressed and slapped Zhou Xiangwan.

Zhou Xiangwan stretched out a hand in the crowd: "Who the hell is pulling out my hair again?!"

Haha jumped onto the table with his little hooves, occupying the commanding heights: "Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Wu Liang: "..."

Zhang Zhangzhang, as a people's teacher who is not surprised at all, raised one foot, bent down and took off his slippers, as if standing on the podium, and said sharply: "Quiet! Look at me!"

Snapped!

Teacher Zhang raised his shoe and dropped it, just like he hit the palm of the student with a board, like he picked up a kitchen knife to chop the head of a chicken, and hit the cockroaches crawling all over the ground with perfect speed.

The roar and gunfire ended in this crisp sound.

The much-anticipated Zhang Zhangzhang stood up and flicked his slippers calmly. The cockroach's body fell on the floor, twitched its feet a few times, and stopped moving.

"Ah——" Zhou Xiangwan's cry stopped abruptly, he put his face in his hands, looked at Wu Liang in horror, and threw himself on Wu Liang——appeared, a slipper killer with no emotion!

It turned out to be an ancestral stunt!

Zhang Zhangzhang looked at his living room, which seemed to have been trampled by Mongolian cavalry, and felt heartbroken, "...Xiao Liang, take these scumbags away..."

Zhou Xiangwan thought that there was still a cockroach not dead, goose bumps all over his body, tried to suppress the desire to run away, hugged Wu Liang tightly, and said in a friendly voice: "Do you like yachts?" Zhou Xiangwan compared with his hands , "...eight ships."

Zhang Zhangzhang: "..."

So, during the Chinese New Year, Mr. Zhang's home was forced to start renovations.

Fortunately, Zhou Xiangwan's subordinates are professional in the decoration.Tulip and Li Goudan immediately went to buy wall plaster, holding a small flat shovel, ready to paste the wall.

In order to live a few more years for himself, Teacher Zhang didn't want to see Zhou Xiangwan for the time being, so he pulled Wu Liang and said that he wanted to go for a walk alone.

Wu Liang glanced at Zhou Xiangwan, shook his head, and said apologetically, "Teacher, I can't leave him half a step."

Teacher Zhang misunderstood Wu Liang's meaning, thinking that Zhou Xiangwan had restricted Wu Liang's personal freedom, and frowned, "Did he force you?" (Did he force you?)

Wu Liang: "...No...I just...Because I'm clingy..."

Although Zhou Xiangwan couldn't understand Cantonese, from his body language, he also knew that Teacher Zhang had some personal things he wanted to say to Wu Liang, so he didn't want to be annoying, so he handed Haha to Wu Liang on a leash.

"You go, take a walk by the way haha. I think haha ​​is going to shit."

Wu Liang said, "Let's go together."

Zhou Xiangwan was so worried that his eyes were blurred, and said, "I'll wait for you here, I have to fix our father's house. Don't treat me like a patient."

Wu Liang emphasized: "Zhou Xiangwan, you are here, waiting for me to come back."

Zhou Xiangwan nodded obediently, kissed Wu Liang's forehead sticky, and nodded his own face. Wu Liang glanced at Zhang Zhangzhang with some embarrassment, his ears were still red, and he stood on tiptoe and quickly touched his lips Touched Zhou Xiangwan on the cheek.

Zhou Xiangwan touched his face and smiled shyly.

After Wu Liang made sure that Zhou Xiangwan's cell phone was unblocked, he took Haha to the garden downstairs and walked with Zhang Zhangzhang.

Zhang Zhangzhang put his hands behind his back, looked at the blue sky in Guangdong, and said slowly: "Since you have already made up your mind, live your life well. If Zhou Xiangwan bullies you, you will find your brother. Teacher Zhang has three sons." !"

Wu Liang hummed with red eyes.

"Perfunctory. I know you will endure any grievances, and you won't come to me at all." Teacher Zhang sighed, "Xiao Liang, you have lived a well-behaved and careful life since you were a child. Do you still remember that you just came to live in my house?" At that time, I didn’t even dare to use hot water, and my hands developed chilblains. Alas, why do Cantonese people suffer from chilblains... You are afraid of bothering us, and you haven’t asked us for a penny since junior high school, alas...you It's just that small..."

"The way of heaven is reincarnation," Zhang Zhangzhang said angrily with a sincere disgust on his face, "I couldn't prove that the animal was a pedophile and wronged you for so many years. Now he has kidney failure and is dying in the hospital. Son Gambling addiction and divorced, there is still a young child at home, and I can’t read books, you... count your mother and sister, touching porcelain everywhere, it’s really retribution! They were still guarding my door a few days ago, let me tell Where do you live, I think they should go eat shit!"

Wu Liang's eyelashes moved, but he didn't speak.

Zhang Zhangzhang seemed to have thought of something, and said stiffly, "That's right, I shouldn't have told you about this, it's bad luck for Chinese New Year... tell me, how did you and Zhou Xiangwan meet?"

As soon as Wu Liang mentioned Zhou Xiangwan, his mood brightened. Just as he was about to speak, a black shadow flashed in front of his eyes. He was pushed, and the leash in his hand felt a violent pull.

With a groan, it was snatched away and picked up.

Zhang Zhangzhang: "It's you!"

The man in front of him was tall and burly, with a crew cut, a scarred face, red eyes, and a vicious aura.This man is Wu Liang's cousin, named Xu Qiang. He was not kind when he was a child, he was domineering, fought with bastards, and ruined his face.

Xu Qiang popped out a switchblade, looked at Wu Liang gloomily, and said in a rough voice, "You're finally back, Wu Liang."

Zhang Zhangzhang yelled: "What are you doing, you little bastard! Murder and breaking the law! Think about it!"

Xu Qiang held the knife against Haha's stomach, the tip of the knife flashed silver, and said viciously: "What about killing dogs? Is it against the law? Hahahaha! The director of the police station is my poker friend! What can you do with me? Hehe!"

Wu Liang's face had completely cooled down, he stared at him firmly, and said in a deep voice, "Your conditions."

Xu Qiang grinned, showing his teeth blackened by smoke, and said, "I don't have any conditions, I just want to eat dog meat hot pot."

After Xu Qiang finished speaking, he ran away. How could Wu Liang let him take Haha away like this, and he gritted his teeth and chased after him.

"Wu Liang!!!"

Wu Liang didn't turn her head back: "Look for Zhou Xiangwan!"

Teacher Zhang suffered too much this day, he was stunned for a second, turned around and ran back at a slow speed, looking for the bunch of street kids at home.