He is from a fighting nation

In the dark garage, in the small and airtight space, with the sound of each other's gentle breathing close to our ears, the situation is really ambiguous.

"Huh?" Zhou Xiangwan closed his eyes excitedly, raised his chin expectantly, and thought, "Is Wu Liang going to kiss me!?"

Wu Liang took a strange look at Zhou Xiangwan, who was full of anticipation. He was always thinking that Zhou Xiangwan was afraid of seeing the car. After confirming that he closed his eyes, he stepped on the accelerator suddenly, and the tires grazed the ground, making a pleasant friction The sound, the car body slid out a beautiful arc in the air, forcing Zhou Paohui, who was chasing the garage, to retreat in panic. Zhou Paohui jumped up and down, yelling, "Wu Liang! You wait for me, I won't let me Brother was deceived by you!"

Wu Liang ignored him, the black Phaeton rode out of the garage and melted into the colorful traffic.

Zhou Xiangwan put on his sunglasses and fumbled to put on his seat belt, feeling very disappointed.That time when Wu Liang gave him artificial respiration in a hurry, he was too busy to feel the touch of Wu Liang's lips and teeth.Thinking of this, Zhou Xiangwan felt that his disappointment was inexplicable—why did he expect Wu Liang to kiss him!

Zhou Xiangwan glanced at Wu Liang's hands covered in frostbite, and said, "By the way, I bought a bouquet of roses on the way back. The bright red ones."

Wu Liang thought to himself that he was the only one in the family, who was Zhou Xiangwan buying roses for?Wu Liang was never in the habit of asking too many questions, so he hummed, but he had already silently typed out the rejection.

The two were silent all the way, and drove back to the villa. As expected, a large truck was parked in front of Wu Liang's small garden, which was filled with Zhou Xiangwan's personal items. Xiang Wan moved together, and was busy until after ten o'clock before he managed to transport the things to the third floor.

Facing the mess, Wu Liang said, "According to Chapter 2374 of the roommate agreement, you have the obligation to keep the room tidy, and I have the right to supervise you to keep it tidy. Zhou Xiangwan, you have to tidy up your own things, you know? I Check it out tomorrow night."

Zhou Xiangwan said, "But, I can find all these things piled on the ground. The more I tidy them up, the more I can't find them."

Wu Liang said, "Then please go back and live in the castle. Princess, don't torture me and my house."

The so-called people have to bow their heads under the eaves, Zhou Xiangwan said aggrievedly, "Okay. I'll tidy up."

Wu Liang nodded, turned around to leave, and said, "Good night."

"Wait!" Zhou Xiangwan pulled Wu Liang back and said, "Where's the goodnight kiss?"

Wu Liang "..."

Taking advantage of Wu Liang's unpreparedness, Zhou Xiangwan pushed the man against the wall, put his right hand on the waist, put his left hand on the back of Wu Liang's head, blinked, and said, "In Russia, you have to kiss the forehead after saying good night." Looking at Wu Liang, Lai Pi said, "I won't let you go if you don't kiss me."

Wu Liang couldn't believe that he could say such a thing after saying good night, and said speechlessly, "You are in China. We don't do such nasty things. Zhou Xiangwan, let me go."

Wu Liang doesn't like being touched by others, but Zhou Xiangwan always picks him up and throws him on the sofa, on the bed, like throwing a sandbag every time, and even twisted his waist last time. The feeling of being powerless to fight back made Wu Liang very uncomfortable.

"Okay." Zhou Xiangwan lowered his head slowly, touched Wu Liang's forehead with his lips, and said in a low voice, "Good night."

For some reason, Wu Liang felt that the whole forehead was hot, and the place where he touched was faintly hot. His heart was beating rapidly, and it hit the eardrum one after another. It was urgent and heavy, and his head seemed to be about to explode.He didn't know what this meant, because when Du Feng kissed him, there was no fluctuation in his heart, and his heart speed had never been so fast.

So, this is not a heartbeat, but the anger of being kissed by the big devil!Wu Liang pushed Zhou Xiangwan away, rubbed his palms on his forehead vigorously a few times, suppressed his emotions, and said with difficulty, "Zhou Xiangwan, I want to beat you."

Zhou Xiangwan "...huh???"

Wu Liang felt that it was time to stand up and resist. He was about to end the hard days of being punched by Zhou Xiangwan. Wu Liang straightened his clothes and said seriously, "Zhou Xiangwan, one month, what are the chances that I can beat you?"

"...Not much." Zhou Xiangwan thought for a moment, and said seriously, "Rounding up to the nearest zero is roughly equal to zero. Besides, I never let go of water when I fight, and I am very strict."

Wu Liang thought it was not very practical, and said, "Okay. In that month, I will gain ten pounds of muscle. Just wait, Zhou Xiangwan, I will definitely pick you up and throw you on the bed."

Wu Liang didn't realize that there was ambiguity in his words. He didn't steam the steamed buns to fight for breath, intending to let Zhou Xiangwan experience how uncomfortable it is to be thrown around by others, but when it caught Zhou Xiangwan's ears, things were completely different. up.

Zhou Xiangwan looked at Wu Liang in disbelief, and thought, "Damn, Wu Liang is going to pick me up and throw me on the bed!!! He actually is! He wants to beat me down and fuck me again! On the surface there is a picture With a frigid face, secretly missing my strong and beautiful body so much!"

Little Wu Liang, big dream.Zhou Xiangwan looked Wu Liang up and down, doubting, "Is your body okay?" Zhou Xiangwan opened his arms, "You can do it without gaining muscle, and I don't dislike you. Come on, let's do it once." .”

Wu Liang's rationality told him that there was no chance of winning. If he hugged such a big Zhou Xiangwan now, his old waist might twist again. Wouldn't that be embarrassing and thrown across the border?He shook his head and said, "One month. You wait." After finishing speaking, Wu Liangsheng was afraid that Zhou Xiangwan would ask him to give him another good night kiss, so he ran downstairs as if escaping, and slammed the door shut, splashing several times with cold water. He lowered his face to reduce the heat on his face.

Zhou Xiangwan stood where he was, thinking that if he slept with Wu Liang, wouldn't their relationship become very strange? They would definitely not be friends anymore, they could only be friends with benefits, and Wu Liang still wanted to be.

A retro baroque silver mirror stands on the ground, reflecting Zhou Xiangwan's pensive figure with his chin resting on his shoulders - giving up the relationship with Wu Liang as a friend, and Wu Liang's sex with Wu Liang, but also offering his virgin ass, this sacrifice Will it be too big.

Zhou Xiangwan looked at himself in the mirror, turned around slowly, and said distressedly, "Oh, it's all because I'm so good-looking, who wouldn't want to sleep with me."

This night, Zhou Xiangwan suffered from insomnia for the first time. He rolled around on the bed and fell asleep in a daze until midnight. He dreamed that Wu Liang practiced hard for a month and became as stiff as Schwarzenegger. The thick and strong man even pressed himself on the bed and kissed him fiercely. Then Zhou Xiangwan pressed Schwarzenegger's version of Wu Liang again, started the day without any obstacles in his heart, and finally turned him over, impressively It's a Schwarzenegger's big face!Schwarzenegger stuck out his long tongue and licked him in all directions without any dead ends. The tongue was hot and wet, and Zhou Xiangwan was frightened awake.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Haha's dog's mouth gaping wide, hanging above it. Seeing that Zhou Xiangwan had woken up, he stuck out his tongue happily and licked his neck passionately.

"Tsk." Zhou Xiangwan pushed away Haha, turned over and sat up, took out a piece of paper to wipe the drool on his face, covered his face and said, "Oh my God, I'm sorry for Schwarzenegger, it's terrible, it's terrible, why? It's going to be a nightmare."

"Aww." Haha stretched out his front paws and placed them on Zhou Xiangwan's knees. Seeing that he was ignoring him, he put his head on his shoulders and arched back and forth.Zhou Xiangwan looked at his watch. It was already past six o'clock. He usually took Haha out for a walk and was full. No wonder the dog son came to lick him.

Zhou Xiangwan patted the dog fur on his body, casually put on an open long nightgown, and didn't even wear slippers. With his bare feet, he walked around the scattered clothes on the ground, tangled up data cables, stereos, computers, etc. , a drone, a basketball, a book, a barbell, a chest expander, and two footbaths. He went to the toilet to wash up, put on a mask and went downstairs.

The stairs are spiral, Zhou Xiangwan was still in shock, and slid down the stairs along the railing to find Wu Liang, who had long thin legs :6:307 Unpalatable fitness meals for running. 00:9 to 0011:00 unpalatable fitness meals in the gym, 19:0021 to 00:[-] to the gym.

Zhou Xiangwan was very relieved, and said in his heart, "It's pretty good. Although the motivation is not pure, but at least I have worked hard to exercise. If Wu Liang really doesn't have something to do, he won't have a stomachache and twist his waist. It's okay to reward him every day. It's cool." It's done."

At this time, footsteps came from behind. Wu Liang was wearing a dark blue sportswear, his hair was combed neatly, and he looked refreshed. He nodded to Zhou Xiangwan, "Morning."

Zhou Xiangwan couldn't help but recalled the dream of last night, and said strangely, "Good morning."

Wu Liang quietly cut up boiled chicken breast, protein powder and green vegetables in the kitchen. Zhou Xiangwan saw Wu Liang's expression of reluctance, but he still tried hard to put on a symmetrical appearance. You need to pay a heavy price for your muscles, but if you think about it, you will get a Zhou Xiangwan after you succeed! It’s something that many people can’t even dream of!”

Wu Liang nodded, thinking, "Persevere, there will always be a time when you can beat the big devil."

Zhou Xiangwan looked at Wu Liang benevolently, equally satisfied, "For the sake of Japan, he worked so hard, Wu Liang must like me very much!"

Zhou Xiangwan put Haha on the leash and found that it was almost 06:30, so he sat on the sofa and waited for Wu Liang to go for a run together.

After Wu Liang prepared breakfast, he sat on the armchair and closed his eyes.Wu Liang's sitting posture has always been good-looking, but Zhou Xiang felt a little strange, because it was already 06:30, why didn't Wu Liang get up for a run?

Wu Liang's concept of time is so strong that it is outrageous. For example, if Zhou Xiangwan works as his secretary, he can know nothing, but he must not be late.He is like a sophisticated robot, what time and what to do is arranged.

Zhou Xiangwan asked, "Aren't you going for a run?"

Wu Liang opened his eyes, sitting on the stool, the old god said, "I'm already running."

Zhou Xiangwan asked suspiciously, "You obviously didn't run away?"

Wu Liang raised his hand, tapped his temple with his slender index finger, and said, "I'm running in my head."

Zhou Xiangwan "???????"

Wu Liang explained patiently, "I did an experiment before, running in my mind for half an hour obeys a general law of uniform distribution from 100 calories to three to four times the current remaining average. You can go online Read my paper."

Zhou Xiangwan thought to himself, "It's obviously Chinese, why can't I understand a word?" Zhou Xiangwan was puzzled, "Oh, isn't it? Why are you running?"

Wu Liang said, "Imagine."

"..."

The corners of Zhou Xiangwan's eyes twitched, staring at Wu Liang who was dressed in sportswear, doubting his life, "So, you are dressed like this, but the running you are talking about is the legendary running by imagination?"

Wu Liang nodded in disbelief.

Zhou Xiangwan showed a disillusioned expression as if he was meeting Wu Liang for the first time, thinking, is there something wrong with Wu Liang or something wrong with my cognition?Does such an unreasonable way of running really exist?Three seconds later, Zhou Xiangwan felt that his IQ had been insulted, and Wu Liang's efforts were directed in such a way, so perfunctory, that he didn't really think about Japan at all!

Zhou Xiangwan picked up Wu Liang, the mask completely collapsed in anger, and shouted, "Wu Liang, you still need to grow muscles like this?! Now, immediately, immediately, you and I go out for a walk with the dog!"

Wu Liang frowned, feeling obsessive-compulsive, stretched out his hand to apply the mask evenly on Zhou Xiangwan's face, and said, "I'm not going out. It's cold."

Zhou Xiangwan grabbed the mask, pointed at the door and yelled, "You have only two choices to go out by yourself or be thrown out by me!!! Wu Liang, you useless dead house!"

In the end, Wu Liang was brutally carried out by Zhou Xiangwan.

Because Wu Liang's exercise method is extremely unreliable, Zhou Xiangwan's level of devil soared in a fit of anger, and he tailored a very Soviet-style exercise plan for the otaku president who can only make money, from fitness to judo in a month. Be clear.As a result, a rather tragic scene appeared on the road around the lake.

In the early morning, the aunts who were dancing in the square stopped their dancing hands and looked sideways. They saw Wu Liang with a dog leash tied around his waist, and was dragged behind by Haha, who was out of Xinjiang. He was out of breath, but couldn't He stopped, because behind him was Zhou Xiangwan with a water gun in his hand and a cold expression on his face. As soon as he stopped, Zhou Xiangwan would spray him with a water gun.

"Zhou Xiangwan...huh..." Wu Liang raised his hand and wiped the water, he was almost out of breath, "I...don't run away..."

Zhou Xiangwan said coldly, "No. If you don't run four kilometers today, you don't even want to go home."

Wu Liang said, "But...after running...you have to walk back..."

Unmoved by Zhou Xiangwan, he raised the water gun and pointed it at Wu Liang's face, and sprayed water. Wu Liang became angry, and stopped Haha to stand still. He straightened his spine against the water column, and said forcefully, "Don't run!"

Zhou Xiangwan raised his eyebrows slightly, pointed the water gun at Wu Liang's crotch and slapped it, and said softly and coldly, "I can't help you."

Wu Liang's handsome face, which was frozen unconscious, twitched fiercely, turned around and ran away, "Zhou Xiangwan, you're going too far!"

To be honest, the water on his face can still be called sweat, and what can Wu Liang explain if his crotch is wet. Most of the rich people in this community know each other. How will he face his neighbors in the future?

Zhou Xiangwan smiled with satisfaction, and followed Wu Liang, running not too far or near, but Wu Liang was running too slowly and looked too miserable, Zhou Xiangwan said, "Wu Liang, I will sing a song for you to encourage You."

Wu Liang said, "...No need."

Of course Zhou Xiangwan would not follow his wishes, he opened his mouth and came, "Вctaвan, ctahaoгohar..." *Zhou Xiangwan sang emotionally, Wu Liang couldn't understand Russian, but he felt emotional when he touched the scene, and felt that he was exiled to Siberia right now As tragic as the Decembrists, he hissed, "Stop singing, I'll run, can't I run..."

Zhou Xiangwan shut up obediently, stepped forward and jogged side by side with Wu Liang, Wu Liang didn't want to run with Zhou Xiangwan, so he quickened his pace, Zhou Xiangwan squeezed Wu Liang, and said, "Don't ignore me, after finding the rhythm, Are you more comfortable?"

Compared with the suffocation at the beginning, Wu Liang did feel much better. He managed to calm down and said, "Just wait, I will definitely defeat you."

Zhou Xiangwan laughed and said, "Okay."

In the morning, everything just started.In the blue sky, the golden sun spread on the path, and the dewdrops on the tip of the grass shone with dense and dazzling light like diamonds. The two people and a dog ran on the straight path facing the rising sun, getting smaller and smaller, forming a harmonious silhouette.

After Wu Liang ran four kilometers, every step he took was like stepping on cotton, light and light, Haha stuck out his tongue, his tail drooped, and he lay on the ground and did not go away. Hugging him up, walking steadily, Wu Liang held the thermos cup, tremblingly followed behind, He Haha stared at each other, Wu Liang sadly noticed his envy——no need Walking, so happy.

When the two returned home, Wu Liang ate his fitness meal, took a nap, and was dragged up by Zhou Xiangwan to go to the martial arts hall to learn judo.

Zhou Xiangwan patted Wu Liang on the shoulder and said firmly, "Wu Liang, stand up, think about China Wolf Warriors, think about my pretty face."

The picture of the Chinese wolf fighting the Russian bear with bare hands suddenly appeared in Wu Liang's mind, and he suddenly had the fighting spirit, saying, "I'm ready."

"Yeah." Zhou Xiangwan pulled Wu Liang's arm, and Wu Liang suddenly felt a strong attack, the world turned upside down, and the next second he fell on the mat and was dizzy.Zhou Xiangwan looked down at him and made a devilish voice, "This is an over-the-shoulder fall, is it okay? Get up, it's your turn to throw me. If you don't learn today, you won't go home."

Wu Liang "..."

That day, the two of them took a taxi home. Wu Liang could no longer feel the existence of his limbs at the end of his training, let alone drive.He was thrown by Zhou Xiangwan more than 100 times, and he barely learned how to throw over the shoulder.After returning home, Wu Liang suddenly remembered something the moment he stepped through the door, and asked with his head tilted, "Have you tidied up your things?"

Zhou Xiangwan choked for breath, his Adam's apple moved, and said reluctantly, "It's done."

Wu Liang thought it was impossible, and it was strange for Zhou Xiang to organize the party. He suddenly felt that the opportunity to get back to the venue had come, and he smiled and said, "Okay. Then I will come to check at 22 o'clock tonight."

Zhou Xiangwan tried to calm down and said, "Oh." After speaking, he ran upstairs, facing the vast room and a pile of messy things, lost in thought.