He is from a fighting nation

Chapter 15 The Ultimate Illiterate Zhou Xiangwan

After Zhou Xiangwan finished speaking, he saw Du Feng talking to Wu Liang with a face of reluctance, his stinking mouth kept babbling, and he glanced at Zhou Xiangwan from time to time, as if Zhou Xiang was planning to do something wrong to him.

Zhou Xiangwan was speechless. Of course he could quietly ruin Du Feng, but Wu Liang's own affairs should be resolved by himself. He didn't want to get his hands dirty at all.

Seeing Wu Liang walking towards him, Zhou Xiangwan pursed his lips and said, "Wu Liang, if you protect him, I will beat you too."

Wu Liang only felt that he was surrounded by two second-grade elementary school students. At this time, he had a terrible headache, and he coaxed helplessly: "I won't protect him, so don't make trouble, okay?"

"Du Feng asked you to tell me?" Zhou Xiangwan twisted his wrist, his eyes darkened, and said, "You think I'm going to make trouble? What about him?!"

Wu Liang said: "I didn't think you would make trouble. I hope you can give the planning department a face today and finish the competition well."

"Okay." Zhou Xiangwan didn't want to let people see the joke for nothing, so he agreed very simply, emphasizing: "But I'm saving face for you. You better tell him not to mess with me."

The 100-meter three-person four-legged kite flying started soon, and the scene suddenly became very funny.

In front of Zhou Xiangwan were Qian Meng, Wei Tianxiang, and the big bald Manager Li. Manager Li was a fastidious person and even wore a flowing wig on his head.

Wu Liang stood between Zhou Xiangwan and Du Feng, holding a butterfly kite in his hand, and said, "I'm in charge of shouting slogans, one is left, and the other is right. I don't want to be quick, but to be steady."

Du Feng smiled and said: "Then let me fly the kite. Wu Liang, you have to be careful in the middle, don't be tripped by others."

Zhou Xiangwan snorted coldly, and thought, "Who will show your hypocrisy?"

"Hold my hand," Zhou Xiangwan pulled Wu Liang's arm, not to be outdone, "Your steps are shorter than mine, I will try my best to take smaller steps, and I will never trip you."

Zhou Xiangwan's net height is 1.8 meters nine, and he is half a head taller than Wu Liang after wearing shoes. This is a disadvantage among three people with four legs. Wu Liang thought for a while and said: "If I fall, don't waste time. Get up and keep running."

Du Feng said softly: "How can I do that, you are always so cruel to yourself. This is just a game, why should you be so serious?"

Zhou Xiangwan didn't bother to talk to Du Feng, and said to Wu Liang: "It's good that you have this awareness. Anyway, I want to get No.1."

Wu Liang nodded, "Yes. Remember our strategy."

The referee counted one, two, and the sharp whistle rang through the sky.

Directly ahead, the Qianmeng team counted one, two, three and stepped forward. Zhou Xiangwan took off Baldy Li's wig with quick eyes and quick hands.

"Hahahahahaha! It's so bright!" "It's not safe for the evening festival hahahahahaha!" "Manager Li's transformation failed!" The crowd burst into sympathetic laughter.

Bald Li felt a chill in his head, and didn't understand why he was suddenly laughed at. The next second, he was dragged forward by Qian Meng and Wei Tianxiang. The breeze blew across his forehead, and a strand of hair fluttered in the wind. Bald Li's mentality completely collapsed. , turned around and roared: "Young Master Zhou! You are too much! How amazing is it to have so much hair?!"

Zhou Xiangwan: "Hahahahahahahahaha! It's amazing how much hair you have!"

"Keep the rhythm." Wu Liang patted Zhou Xiangwan, "Let's go!"

Wu Liang was very serious no matter what he did, and the three of them followed Wu Liang's slogan, and the speed became faster and faster, gradually surpassing most of the people in front, until finally, one of Wu Liang's feet could not touch the ground at all, and his body began to fall. Du Feng leaned in the direction.

There is no other reason - Zhou Xiangwan's legs are too long!Even if Zhou Xiangwan deliberately took small steps, the faster the pace, the harder it would be for others to keep up.

At this moment, Du Feng turned sideways, and he shouted: "Stop! The kites are entangled!"

Zhou Xiangwan looked out of the corner of his eye, and saw behind him a colorful ball of kites entangled with the fallen person, mixed with screams and giggles, surprisingly harmonious.

"Young Master Zhou..." The bald Li jumped up and hugged Zhou Xiangwan's leg, "It's not that I won't avenge my revenge, it's not time yet... oops!"

Zhou Xiangwan slapped the wig on the bald Li's head, "Give it back to you!"

"Forget the kite, run."

There is another group in front of them. They probably feel that they are sure to win, and they are looking back at the good show at this time.

Zhou Xiangwan pulled back his left leg forcefully, grabbed Wu Liang's trouser belt with one hand as if he was carrying an Italian cannon, and charged forward with firm eyes.

Poor Wu Liang, one leg was tied to Zhou Xiangwan's body, and it was already hanging in the air. Most of his body was hung on Zhou Xiangwan's body, and the other leg was tied to Du Feng's body. Du Feng was half kneeling on the ground, staggering Staggering, being dragged forward is simply difficult.

"Zhou Xiangwan." Wu Liang firmly grabbed Zhou Xiangwan's shoulder, "It's okay, don't stop!"

Zhou Xiangwan thought that Wu Liang would definitely let him go, but Wu Liang said he wanted to get No. 1 and really fought hard. He was greatly encouraged at the moment, and he could only see the red line at the end.

ten meters.

two meters.

Arrived!

Zhou Xiangwan flew towards Wu Liang with his arms in his arms, and they both fell on the cushion at the finish line.

Wu Liang lay under Zhou Xiangwan, panting, sweat made his collarbone look shiny, "Successful! No.1!"

Zhou Xiangwan half propped up on the mat, looked into Wu Liang's dark eyes, and laughed at him in a low voice, "Your cheerfulness makes me suspect that you have never won No.1."

Wu Liang said: "For sports, this is indeed the first time."

While losing isn't worth the frustration, winning feels really good.

Du Feng was dragged and ran for more than 20 meters, knelt on the mat, out of breath, and said: "Wu Liang, you are still so competitive, you just need to be the first in the exam, just play a game and make it like this. It's just... something wrong!"

Wu Liang was dazzled by the victory just now, but when he heard this, he suddenly woke up, helped Du Feng up and apologized in a low voice.

Zhou Xiangwan snorted coldly, and said, "A man should be competitive, otherwise you think he's playing tricks?"

Du Feng was so angry that his face was livid, and he gave Zhou Xiangwan a hard look, but the large army caught up later, Du Feng could only smile reluctantly, catering to everyone's jokes, Zhou Xiangwan saw Wu Liang shake his hand seemingly unintentionally. Du Feng's wrist seemed to be coaxing him to calm down. Du Feng looked back at him, Wu Liang smiled with his eyes bent, Du Feng turned his head, drew back his hand and walked away with other colleagues, Wu Liang looked at Du Feng's back, smiled Gradually dissipated, shook the heart.

Zhou Xiangwan was angry, thinking that Wu Liang had never smiled at him, and was even jealous of him, afraid of him.When meeting him, one must follow him cautiously, or get annoyed and want to fight him to the death.

Wu Liang had never participated in such activities before, and he must have come this time to make Du Feng happy. Thinking of this, Zhou Xiangwan became even angrier.

Zhou Xiangwan is in the second round - I guess what you draw.

In this session, the interns were basically laughing, the executives were slipping in their imaginations, and Zhou Xiangwan unfortunately became everyone's happy waterfall.

The first word that Zhou Xiangwan got was - groundless.

Idioms——Zhou Xiangwan's Chinese road is an impassable mountain!He knew three of the four characters, but he didn't know what they meant!

Zhou Xiangwan stared at it for a second, ignoring the countdown, and suddenly flipped through the small bag he was carrying.

Wu Liang: "???"

I saw Zhou Xiangwan in a serious manner, poured out a knife from his bag in full view of everyone, and a tattered Xinhua dictionary that looked like an heirloom, and started to look up the characters with the radical search method like an old dog .

Wu Liang: "..." So what kind of evil did he have that made Zhou Wenblin go up and paint!

Zhou Xiangwan's mentality was very stable, he ignored the tide of ridicule around him, skilfully flipped through the dictionary and started to draw.

"Four words."

Zhou Xiangwan drew a circle on the whiteboard to represent the hole, and drew three parallel lines in the circle to represent the wind.

Wu Liang: "Indian flying cake."

"wrong."

Wu Liang keeps getting inspired: "The black hole collapsed. The Italian cannon. The death ray. Two birds with one stone....Old Li's head?!"

Manager Li, who was on the sidelines, burst into tears when he heard this, tore off his wig and smashed it on the ground with all his strength, and even stomped his foot.

Zhou Xiangwan bent down, blew repeatedly on the circle, and poked his finger into the drawing board.

Wu Liang: "..."

There was no sound, and the atmosphere suddenly became dirty.

Wu Liang glanced at the clock board and said in a deep voice, "Come on."

Zhou Xiangwan said: "It's groundless, I think it's very vivid. Wu Liang, there will be a pier under the Italian cannon!"

Du Feng laughed strangely.

Zhou Xiangwan started to draw the next word.

"Two words."

Zhou Xiangwan first drew a leaf.

Du Feng shot like a cannonball: "Sprout. Spring. Woods."

"No."

Zhou Xiangwan drew another question mark, and then gave Wu Liang a murderous look.

Wu Liang suddenly realized, and said, "Ye Wen!"

"exactly!"

Zhou Xiangwan was very happy. When he looked at the next question, he wanted to jump up.

Zhou Xiangwan drew a stickman on the board. The stickman had thick hair, a slender waist and long legs. With him as the center, a circle of explosive lines radiated out.

Du Feng: "Savage? Yingmuhuadao!"

Wu Liang: "...Super Saiyan?"

Zhou Xiangwan: "...Three words. It's very simple!"

Zhou Xiangwan drew a pair of wings behind the villain, so the painting style became more confusing.

"Peacock spirit? Little angel?" Wu Liang suddenly yelled, pointing at Zhou Xiangwan and shouting, "Zhou Xiangwan!"

Zhou Xiangwan nodded repeatedly, the sunlight was sifted by the leaves into pieces of gold, sprinkled on his white clothes, his gray-blue eyes were also stained with light, and his smile seemed to overflow.

Look at the next question, there are more than 30 seconds left.

ILOVE YOU.

"Three words." Zhou Xiangwan said.In this way, it not only saves the pressure of converting between Chinese and English, but also implies that the answer is in English.

Zhou Xiangwan drew a heart on the drawing board, and drew two stick figures beside the heart.Then Zhou Xiangwan held his breath and looked at Wu Liang.

For some reason, Zhou Xiangwan was a little nervous.

Wu Liang knew what the answer was almost instantly. He blinked his eyes, patted Du Feng unobtrusively, and said, "Hand in hand."

Du Feng pulled out a contrived smile, looked at Zhou Xiangwan with triumphant eyes, and said, "iloveyou."

The people who eat melons gave a wow and laughed hahaha.

Time resets to zero.

Zhou Xiangwan threw the marker pen at Du Feng's face, Du Feng turned sideways to hide, and Zhou Xiangwan gave him a half-smile.

Zhou Xiangwan felt that the girl who planned this game might be his and Wu Liang's cp fan, after all, it was: Zhou Xiangwan, Iloveyou.

Unexpectedly, not only did he not get candy, but he and Du Feng's cult shit was also eaten.

This is not real joy at all!

How should I put it, the three of them didn't have a tacit understanding at all when it came to your drawing and guessing. Although they won 30 seconds more for this link in the first round, they didn't gain much advantage.

After this round, it is the third round - puzzle map.In this link, the map is incomplete. The higher the score in the first two rounds, the more map fragments you get.

The three got more than twenty pieces, Wu Liang spread them on the ground and looked at them one by one.

His eyes are very serious, his temperament is stable and calm, like a calm lake, Zhou Xiangwan finds his isolation and focus very charming.

Zhou Xiangwan stared at Wu Liang for a while, thinking that he should not bother him, and sat quietly playing with his mobile phone, but Du Feng wanted to join him.

"Young Master Zhou, are you homophobic?" Du Feng seemed to have been greatly wronged, "Do you discriminate against me?"

Zhou Xiangwan snorted and said coldly, "I don't discriminate against homosexuals, I discriminate against you."

Du Feng smiled, wanting to provoke Zhou Xiangwan on purpose, and said in a low voice, "You like Wu Liang, but Wu Liang likes me, and you are jealous, so you fight against me everywhere, am I right?"

Zhou Xiangwan didn't want to care about Wu Liang's troubles at first, but there are always people who want to come to him to seek death.

"Du Feng." Zhou Xiangwan's voice was calm and his eyes were calm, but it made people shudder for no reason, "You probably have never seen my tricks. Within three days, tell him the truth and get out. Otherwise, you Your family, job, money and life will disappear legally one by one. And, this is just the easiest way for you to die."

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