Dressed as cannon fodder to marry into a wealthy family

At noon on Saturday, Mu Group's variety show "MuA" was updated.

It records four episodes and broadcasts one episode. Today is its last episode. The trailer was released last week. In the one and a half minutes of the trailer, it revealed the wonderful performances of six guests, such as Ning Yun Fan turned into a handsome prince, who was even presented with flowers by a little girl; another example is Yan Zhao, who pretended to be a ghost and worked hard, scaring the two children into crying.

With such a comparison, the discussion heats up. Yun Duo boasted that his idols are kind-hearted and lovable. By the way, he sarcastically satirized his opponent, "There is only one face to see, and now the face is gone." Salt soda is Buddha's light Puzhao, they have long been accustomed to the maliciousness of this shabby variety show. Many fans just wait for the tidbits and the solo cuts that are cut by big hands, and they don't even watch the feature film.

As that big hand, Jia Qin really endured the nausea and wanted to click on this show and dedicate a click to it.

For the sake of Zhaozhao, nausea is nothing, go for it! ! !

Jia Qin uses double speed most of the time. When Yan Zhao appears, even if there is only a back view and a small face, she has to switch to slow speed, admiring the idol's face frame by frame.

Woooooo Zhao Zhao is in a daze, so cute!

Oh my god, this surprised little expression is so cute and cute, edit and zoom in on the picture!

Ah, Zhao Zhao smiled, he is the only one who can stand shoulder to shoulder with Mona Lisa!

Jia Qin was holding her face and smiling at her aunt. In the video, the task started, and the screen jumped to Ning Yunfan. The smile on her face suddenly collapsed, and she pulled the progress bar with a dark face.

My time is precious, you don't deserve me to waste it!

Yan Zhao's part is usually at the end of the show. When he appeared, many people were taken aback by the makeup, and the bullet screen was filled with high energy.Jia Qin is very courageous, but he doesn't feel much, and can even judge the makeup artist's level: "My peach eyes have been turned into panda eyes! Poor review!"

The mission started. On the screen, Yan Zhao was lurking in the cabinet, jumping out when he saw someone coming. Many people were scared and fled. With the screams of panic, the audience suddenly [hahahaha it can’t be just me. Scared], but for the next period of time, it was all the same routine, so it was a bit boring.

[Tourists have the same reaction, can you show something interesting? 】

[Without an interesting soul, of course you can’t take interesting pictures]

[This section was shot with a fixed camera, there are very few close-ups, and the haunted house is dark, looking tired, even the post-production can't save it]

There was no laughing matter in the variety show, and even the barrage was quite weak. It wasn't until Ling Xiao appeared, intending to sacrifice the poor cameraman, that the audience burst into laughter again.

Ling Xiao has a strong sense of variety, and he often doesn't play cards according to common sense, causing the program crew to be overwhelmed. The effect of the program is very good, and many viewers feel that with him, this place is safe!

Then the next second, the kid crying like a dog in the trailer appeared!

The audience raised their spirits, the troublesome part is coming!

Jia Qin has been paying attention to Yan Zhao's state, and immediately noticed carefully, when did her idol sweat?Not only Zhao Zhao, but even Ling Xiao was sweating profusely, the two of them were dry and dry the last second!

Damn, edit the scene where you swallowed my Zhao again!

The children were fine at first, but as soon as the screen jumped, they were already crying, picking up bones and smashing Yan Zhao, and the whole process had no connection.

The audience also felt something was wrong:

【I got stuck?Why do you feel that the screen is a little jumpy? 】

[Pull it back on purpose, there is no such thing as a child being frightened and crying. 】

[Cut it if it’s boring, do some people think that editing should follow you?]

[Before I was sick, the editing here is very strange, right? 】

Yan Zhao took a few steps back, covering his face as if to protect himself, while Ling Xiao jumped out of the cabinet, knelt down to apologize to the children, while Yan Zhao remained motionless during this period.

[...Yan Zhao's EQ is a bit low, is he standing there stupidly at a time like this? 】

[It's not the first time someone has a low EQ, and fans want to brag about their true temperament, hee hee, being rude is their true temperament]

[I'm speechless, I don't know how to joke, I will always apologize, compared to other guests, it's really low]

Jia Qin didn't have time to pay attention to those bad words, but looked at the screen again. In the originally dark cemetery, a bright apple lamp appeared out of thin air. The lamp was very small and the light was very weak. If you don't look carefully It is easy to miss, but in order to record every beautiful moment of idols, Jia Qin has long cultivated a pair of piercing eyes. As long as you show up, I will find it!

The next scene was even more mysterious. After Ling Xiao stopped Yan Zhao and let the children run away, three more lamps were missing from his basket? !Compared with when he just broke into the haunted house, the apple lights were obviously less than half!

Ling Xiao's mission is to sell lamps, so there is no need to think too much about the reason why the lamps disappear, but the plot of selling lamps in the haunted house has never appeared once. Isn't this clip too stupid?Or, the process of selling lamps is related to Yan Zhao, and it is also an interesting part of attracting fans, so it was cut off by the editing? !

When Jia Qin shared this guess in the group, there was an uproar immediately. The little sister watched the show while pinching her nose. Sure enough, the Apple lantern flew away for no reason, and the conversations in many places were not very smooth.

Salt Soda has long been guessing that the program group made malicious edits, but because there is no evidence, it is not easy to tear it up rashly. As a result, the program group did this, okay, today I will let you know what evil force feedback is!

That night, a nine-square grid-length microblog was published, pointing directly at the "MuA" program group.Responsible for the production of long Weibo, including Mrs. PS, the ace in Salt Soda, and members of the anti-mafia group. Bo quickly turned out of the circle!

Netizens took a look, hey, isn't this the famous low-EQ traffic star?

Eat melon again, huh?This apple lamp really came out of nowhere, it would never jump out of the basket with long legs and run away, the program team really cut it randomly.

At the end of the reading, it was the salt soda that restrained the emotions, but still couldn't cover up the sad cries, and netizens couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic to them.They just wanted to see their idols more, but the show crew maliciously edited and smeared the artist, isn't this fucking heart too dark? !

Not only the salt soda was angry, but Ling Xiao's fans were also angry. Under Ling Xiao's Weibo, where Ling Xiao politely reposted the "MuA" official blog, some fans said that this episode was too boring. Interesting, the evil wizard has turned into the messenger of justice, it seems that I am really magical, and it is suggested that Hogwarts admit me. 】

In the whole show, he was the only one who could match the appearance of a wizard.But his performance in the video, far from being vicious, is obviously a good guy!Obviously, this sentence is satirizing the messy editing of the program group.Ever since, Ling Xiao's fans also exploded.

Under the "MuA" official blog, the check-in points of the guests' fans have turned into chaotic battlefields, and the video barrage is full of gunpowder and smoke. The major marketing accounts are rushing to repost comments, for fear of missing this hot spot.

The director team of "MuA" was already overwhelmed, and Douban's score dropped crazily. The platform even called them to warn them that if they didn't handle this emergency well, the variety show would be taken off the shelves.

So, one night later, netizens discovered that the video had been replaced with a brand new version, which was half an hour longer, and it was all on Yan Zhao's side!

Yan Zhao has also participated in other variety shows in addition to the group show. Except for "Star Comes to Eat", there is not much splash. Netizens watch this to eat melons, not to relax.But when they saw the hanged ghost reminding him to be careful of being beaten, Yan Zhao lamented that this is a dangerous job, they had already started hahaha without moral integrity.

Next, when the hanged ghost said that Yan Zhao's setting was a hard-working little star whose body was thrown away by the director, the audience immediately burst into flames: [I see, you are a prophet! 】

In the barrage, there is also a fake prophet who read the story behind and came back to give spoilers: [High energy coming out ahead! 】

Oh yo, so exciting?The audience waited and waited, and saw Yan Zhao jumping out to scare the first pair of tourists, and then the other party exclaimed: "Fuck, this ghost is out of the closet!"

[Hahahahahahaha, the real coming out]

【Shocked, this celebrity came out in public! 】

[This is not what I want to come out of the closet! 】

【Yan Zhao is also dumbfounded hahahaha look at his expression】

【Really hahaha he was stunned, what a pity】

Soon, the screen that appeared before came again, and Ling Xiao entered the stage!But after the cameraman was sacrificed to heaven, the picture no longer flickered in confusion, but continued smoothly.

In the cabinet, Ling Xiao said: "Big Brother, Squeeze, I'll help you scare people."

Yan Zhao: "Oh. I understand."

Ling Xiao: "That's right, I'm very witty."

The audience is scratching their heads, what consensus did you reach, tell me? !

Then, a pair of unsuspecting young lovers passed by. Yan Zhao tied Ling Xiao and fell from the sky, and acted out a scene where a ghost tied a wizard. The ghost's lie contributed a small step for the two to complete the task.

[Yaoshou, two celebrities are cheating together! ! !Does anyone else care? ! ! 】

[This ghost is not weak at all, he is pretending, pretending! ! ! 】

[Too bad for these two!He even wrote a small script!The profiteer's own business! 】

【Zhao Zhao is really an evil ghost who deceives people to cry! 】

The two repeated their tricks and deceived many tourists. After a storm of sand sculptures, the children's army finally appeared.

The audience preconceived that they were frightened and cried by Yan Zhao, but before Yan Zhao jumped out, the little boy was startled by the props, and he howled out, and then the little girl started crying too? !

[Wait, are you crying too early? ? ? 】

[Didn't Yan Zhao scare you?I can't figure this out anymore. 】

[The show team is doing well, and they were scared to cry by the props and directly blamed me on Zhao's head]

[Salt soda don't be angry, we want love&peace]

【Ah, Zhao Zhao is out! 】

Yan Zhao took out an apple lamp, and the small lamp illuminated a corner of the room.He said, "Is this for you? Don't cry." But the little boy knocked out the lamp in his hand, picked up a bone and beat him.Yan Zhao just avoided silently, covering his face.

Many salt sodas have already felt distressed:

【That lamp was originally used by him to comfort children】

[Woooooooooo he didn't cover his face to protect himself, but because he was afraid of scaring the children! ! ! 】

[He is a good ghost, don't bully him! ! ! 】

But the tourists couldn't hear their voices, so the little girl hid aside and smashed Yan Zhao together with the boy.

Ling Xiao got out of the cabinet, trying to get out of the siege, but was blocked by parents and children.

Many netizens can't stand it anymore:

[It's normal to be scared when you enter a haunted house, so why blame others? They're just doing their job, okay? ! 】

[Isn't the point of the slot that it's the props that scare the crying children, but they target Yan Zhao and Ling Xiao?]

[Haunted house part-timers say that this kind of situation is very common, and what the hanged ghost said before being beaten by tourists will really happen]

Just when Ling Xiao said that he would take them to watch the surveillance, Yan Zhao stood up and said that only the little princess could beat him.

The audience's attention is immediately drawn to it.At this point, it is time to start making up stories!

Yan Zhao began to slowly tell his fairy tales, and when he mentioned that the little girl was as cute as Ami, the camera showed a close-up of the white skull Ami.

[What is the situation that the eyes can't leave Ami for a long time]

[After all, he is a pink and white skeleton, the beauty blogger in the skeleton]

[Don't believe it, kid, he's full of skill points that he made up randomly]

[The children not only believed but also were very moved]

【You never know what nonsense a person will say when he is cornered】

The children were coaxed, Ling Xiao tried to scare them, Yan Zhao blocked Ling Xiao and told them to run.Just when this part was about to come to a happy ending, the audience saw Yan Zhao grabbing the food basket and rushing up: "The original price is 618. I am destined to be with you. I will give you a 60% discount. Now it is only [-] yuan!"

Don't forget to sell at this time, awesome!

At the end of the program, Yan Zhao revisited the haunted house as a tourist. When the Hanged Ghost fell down, the program crew finally realized that it was covered with a mosaic.

From the perspective of the audience, Yan Zhao pushed the mosaic expressionlessly, causing the mosaic to yell in fright.

[I Zhao, a ruthless boss. 】

【Is the mosaic about to spit out the mosaic? It hurts】

【So this is a story about a person who was turned into a ghost by a wizard to scare people, and then came back to scare ghosts after the curse was lifted】

【You, a traitor from the ghost world, actually hurt the members of the organization! 】

The audience is still not finished, but the screen is black, and the progress bar has come to an end.They looked at the time, damn it, more than half an hour passed like this, but they felt like they only watched 3 minutes!

Many netizens re-opened the second week, and some took screenshots on Weibo: [I don’t know how to spend the long night, are you still crying because of being embarrassed by your boss? Can't be fooled! 】

Under the promotion of tap water, the number of broadcasts of this episode has skyrocketed, and the audience is amused. Who said that Yan Zhao has no sense of variety? Isn't his performance very good?