[System] Where is my vest?

My eyes are uncomfortable recently, so I have to stop for a while.

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One day, there will be a monster beauty pageant in the forest of no return.

Driven by curiosity, Jiang Lan asked Yuan'er to take him to the venue of the beauty pageant.

Jiang Lan looked east and west, and saw that all the monsters showed their prototypes, and he also followed the customs and became a silver wind wolf with different eyes.

Yuan'er was not interested at first, but Jiang Lan was interested, so she raised a little interest.

Jiang Lan shook her ears and asked, "Since everyone shows up as prototypes, then the monster race's aesthetics must not be based on the human's, right?"

"Although the aesthetics of each clan is different, the monster clans all admire power." Yuan'er thought for a while, and said: "But aside from strength, I insist on talking about the aesthetics of the monster clan... Well, it's probably females. When a demon looks at a male demon, it pays attention to the body shape. When a male demon looks at a female demon, it focuses on the buttocks."

"Fart... ass?" Jiang Lan thought in her heart, it wouldn't be what she thought...

"That's right." Yuan'er nodded, "Big butts are easy to fuck."

Jiang Lan secretly said "Sure enough", "But the race is different, the body size is different..."

"Then look at the proportions, the proportion of the buttocks to the whole body."

Jiang Lan let out a breath, and suddenly felt something was wrong: "Wait, Yuan'er, you just said that the butt is the male looking at the female, right?"

Yuan'er didn't look sideways: "That's right..."

"Then why are you staring at my ass?!"

"Cough, cough, cough." Yuan'er looked away a little guilty, and muttered, "Is the butt not part of the body?"

"..." He said he was here to participate in the beauty pageant, but Jiang Lan is not used to the way monsters "scratch their heads and pose" after all, and directly show off their own qualifications, ha ha...

However, Yaozu actually cares more about offspring than humans.

"Yuan'er, do you think there are any good-looking people?" After all, Yuan'er has been in the forest for a long time, and Jiang Lan is very worried that something about her has been taken astray by these unruly monsters, so there is this ask.

Yuan'er supported her chin with one hand, looked up at the sky, and thought for a moment, "I haven't seen many good-looking ones, but there are a few ugly ones."

"Ugly?" Jiang Lan thought for a while, and the people he knew Yuan'er knew: "No way, I don't think there are many ugly people in cultivation."

"Why not!" Yuan'er suddenly raised her voice: "The ugliest is Lu Ze, followed by Xia Yan, and the third ugliest is that poor ghost."

"Yuan'er, you are too..."

Before Jiang Lan finished speaking, Yuan'er showed a bright smile: "But in my heart, regardless of the monster race or the human race, the elder brother is the most attractive!"

Jiang Lan muttered the last few words: "...It's subjective..."

Jiang Lan sighed, the three people Yuan'er mentioned were not so much the top three ugly people in her mind, but rather the three people she hated the most.

Others like to look good, and she looks good because she likes it.

The two monster aesthetic standards mentioned by Yuan'er are based on the premise of excluding power, so in fact, there is no difference between monster beauty contests and martial arts contests.

Yuan'er made a trumpet shape with her hands, and shouted at the entangled monsters: "No. 1 belongs to my brother, No. 2 belongs to me, and you guys compete directly from the third!"

All the demons glanced at Jiang Lan's golden right eye, none of them dared to say "no".

"boom--"

A figure suddenly joined the battle, as if he had some scruples, that person restrained himself, and it took a long time to beat up the demons.

Yuan'er raised her eyebrows and looked at that person, until he won the victory, then pointed her finger at him: "You—"

Moving her arm and pointing to the side, Yuan'er said, "Let's go! Why are you a human being involved in my monster clan's affairs?"

After a pause, Yuan'er spit out three words coldly: "Ugly, eight, strange."

The man left in a daze, and Jiang Lan could clearly see that before the man left, he silently rolled up his sleeves, looked at his own arm, then glanced at the monsters present, and finally took a look at himself.

Is this comparing body types?Jiang Lan thought to herself.

Before the beauty pageant was over, Jiang Lan left, and when he left, he had already forgotten what he was here for.