[System] Where is my vest?

A round table for four people.Jiang Chu, Song Xue, Jiang Huainan, and Jiang Lan.

Song Xue was the first to speak, "Lan Xin, you're a girl, it's okay to climb trees all day long, how can you——Girls must know how to love and respect themselves—"

Jiang Lan: "..." Mom, do you still remember that I was a boy?

"Cough cough cough!" Jiang Chu beside him suddenly coughed, interrupting Song Xue's words.

There was a moment of silence.Jiang Lan guessed that Jiang Chu was communicating with Song Xue, because Song Xue's expression froze at first, and then showed a tangled look.

Then, Song Xue continued to speak: "Lan Xin, this man and woman can't kiss each other. From now on, you have to be careful, don't just look at other people's bodies."

Jiang Lan: "..."

"Of course, the most important thing is not to let others see your body, not even male or female!"

Jiang Lan: "..." This doesn't logically make any sense with the previous sentence "men and women can't kiss each other".

Probably because of Jiang Lan's gender issue, the Jiang family couple didn't know how to carry out his sex education, so this matter was delayed.

This practice does not look like modern times, the Internet is so developed, children will naturally understand hygiene and health science when they grow up.So Jiang Lan also had to cooperate to show the innocence he should show now: "Then I have seen Xia Yan's body, so should I be responsible for him?"

It took a while for the Jiang family couple to realize who Jiang Lan was referring to by "Xia Yan", and Jiang Huainan's hand was already on the saber at his waist. Whether someone else is responsible, or someone else is responsible for him, it will be his "sister" who suffers in the end.

In the end, after Jiang Lan expressed that she wanted to keep Xia Yan, she withdrew, leaving the remaining three to continue the family meeting.

Generally, when the Jiang family and his wife talk about Jiang Lan's life expectancy, they always avoid him.But as long as Jiang Lan wants, he can get the details of their conversation from the system.

Jiang Lan looked at Xia Yan who was led to him by his servants, saw that he was wearing clothes that fitted him well, and felt very sorry that the little white dress she finally got out was not needed.

Xia Yan stayed in Jiang's house like this, and was arranged in the room next to him.Through the system, Jiang Lan knew that his parents had the idea of ​​"children raising son-in-law".

On the second day, Jiang Lan rarely reported to the orchard, but knocked on the door of Xia Yan's room with an enlightenment book for literacy.

"Boom."

Jiang Lan felt as if she heard the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, followed by the sound of the seat rubbing against the ground.

Jiang Lan turned around and looked at the sun in the sky, muttering to herself, "Did I get up too early today?"

The door opened, and Xia Yan touched the corner of his mouth to confirm that there was no suspicious liquid around his mouth, and called out "Miss" in an embarrassing manner.

Jiang Lan asked: "Did you go to bed very late yesterday?" Could it be that you are not used to the new environment?

"No, no, no." Xia Yan waved his hands again and again, "I overslept." Saying this, Xia Yan blushed and lowered her head. Last night was the first night in his memory that was not accompanied by hunger. warm bedding...

Well, this is an honest kid, Jiang Lan thought in her heart, thinking of herself and others, if he were Xia Yan, she would probably say yes, "Aren't you going to let me in?"

While talking, Jiang Lan gestured to look at Xia Yan's room.

"Miss!" Xia Yan hurriedly blocked Jiang Lan's sight with her body.

It seems that it hasn't been tidied up yet. Looking at Xia Yan's appearance, Jiang Lan suddenly thought of the time when he was checked in college. He suddenly thought of teasing him, and asked knowingly, "Can't go in? Why?"

"Because, because..." Xia Yan racked his brains to think of an excuse. He couldn't say it was because he hadn't made the bed yet. Such a short time was only enough for him to tidy himself up, not to mention that he was in a panic. , Knock over the displaced tables and chairs.

Xia Yan had an idea: "Because men and women don't know each other!"

"..." Jiang Lan folded her hands on her chest, "Do you really understand the meaning of this sentence?" He only heard that the boudoir of a girl's house is not allowed to be entered by anyone. What's wrong with a boy's room? Can't get in?

Xia Yan said tentatively: "It means that men and women want to avoid suspicion...?"

Jiang Lan smiled, "You know a lot, do you know how to read?"

"I don't know much..."

"Find a place, and I'll test you." However, Jiang Lan was so worried about the so-called "not being intimate". He touched his chin, and then leaned into Xia Yan's ear, "Then do you want to come into mine?" Boudoir 'look."

Jiang Lan's voice was very soft, and with the hot air he exhaled pierced Xia Yan's ears, Xia Yan's face was so red that it was about to smoke.

"I'm not teasing you." Jiang Lan took Xia Yan to the study room, and pressed her against the desk. Jiang Lan opened the book that had been in her arms and handed it to Xia Yan, "Read."

Xia Yan obeyed obediently, "Wind... sky... one... flower... wood..." Xia Yan's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared completely. For the entire two pages of the book, the words he knew could be read with both hands. I can count them.He raised his head and looked at Jiang Lan timidly, for fear that he would see a look of disgust in his eyes.

"It's not bad." Jiang Lan's words were sincere, he had already prepared for Xia Yan to have zero foundation, "Come on, tell me what words you don't know, don't guess."

"N-don't even know..."

Jiang Lan: "Then you read after me..."

Just like that, Jiang Lan read a sentence, and Xia Yan followed it like a parrot.Time passed quietly between the two of you and me.

During the period, Jiang Lan also asked about Xia Yan's past overtly and secretly.He was surprised to find that Xia Yan's memory before the age of six was blank.

"Miss, that... book..."

Jiang Lan directly stuffed the book into Xia Yan's arms, "Then go." He stretched out his hand and squeezed Xia Yan's face again, there was no meat at all, and the hand felt bad.

At night, Jiang Lan threw herself onto the bed: [Tong, why are you so quiet today. ]

[I see that you are having a great time, and I don't have the heart to disturb you. ] The system is right, in Xia Yan's mind today is a serious teaching, but in Jiang Lan's eyes, it is just a teacher-student game like playing house.

[Heh, but I saw Xia Yan's soft temper, are you really sure that he is the protagonist?Could it be that I just randomly caught a child and named it "Xia Yan", so it's the protagonist?Aren't the protagonists all because of their resolute personality or being cool and domineering, or something like that? ]

System: [He is Xia Yan, the unique Xia Yan, the pillar of the world, the son of destiny, I will never make a mistake! ]

[Oh. ]

system:[……]

After a while, when Jiang Lan was about to fall asleep, half asleep, she said cautiously: [Lan Lan, are you asleep? ]

[Hmm... is there anything else? ]

System: [Can you lend me points? ]

Jiang Lan: zzzzz~

System: […] The ability to fall asleep in three seconds is also possible.