Dressed as the President's Heartless Wife

Gu Yang unceremoniously took back the car keys and said, "This is what you want to give me, not what I want, so don't regret it."

"I don't regret it." Zhou Jinghuai took out a small notepad from the inner pocket of his suit. Gu Yang didn't know what was written on it. It was probably the kind that included property details and pots and pans. Mou glanced at it and continued, "Then there's the furniture, the refrigerator is yours, and the washing machine is mine."

no……

"Isn't all the furniture sold? Where did we get the furniture?"

Gu Yang frowned and asked.

Zhou Jing felt bored for a moment, but was speechless. After a pause, he continued: "There are also tableware, twenty plates, four bowls, four pairs of chopsticks, and a brand new toothbrush..."

Gu Yang opened his eyes wide in astonishment, and looked at him as if he saw some living treasure: "This bitch also wants to share?"

Under the pressure of his eyes, Zhou Jinghuai slowly added: "There are still towels, two new towels, eight toilet paper, four sheets and four quilts each."

Gu Yang couldn't complain about the four beds each, and couldn't help but sarcastically said: "Don't forget, there are still two boxes of condoms."

Like a robot, Zhou Jinghuai said, "And two boxes of Okabooks."

Gu Yang: "..."

Weighs.

Gu Yang took a deep breath of fresh air before resisting the urge to curse, and said, "I don't want it, it's all yours. I'll buy these myself."

"no!"

Zhou Jinghuai categorically refused.

Without waiting for Gu Yang to speak, he got up and rummaged through the messy cardboard boxes all over the floor, like a large-scale garbage collection site, he rummaged for a while, and moved a cardboard box to the coffee table, and cleaned all the irrelevant things on the coffee table. Whisk it down.

The carton fell onto the coffee table with a crisp clang, and it looked like tableware inside.

Zhou Jinghuai opened the carton and showed it to Gu Yang, and what was revealed was indeed exquisite and beautiful tableware, including plates, bowls, chopsticks, and spoons. The corners of Gu Yang's mouth twitched, feeling that Zhou Jinghuai looked like a mentally retarded person, and he was still sitting here Also a mentally handicapped man with capital letters, he reached out to take out a plate from the cardboard box and said, "I have one."

Zhou Jing took one for himself in silence.

Next, instead of Zhou Jinghuai taking it by himself, Gu Yang divides it up and down:

"Me alone."

"You alone."

"Me alone."

"You alone."

……

The two of you divided the tableware one by one, and Gu Yang looked at the pile of dishes and chopsticks piled up in front of him, and thought to himself: It's good, I don't have to buy daily necessities by myself.

Zhou Jinghuai ran to carry a cardboard box again.

"What is it this time?"

Gu Yang asked.

Zhou Jinghuai opened the carton, oh, it's toilet paper.

"I mention four."

"I mention it three times."

Gu Yang was surprised: "Didn't you say there are eight mentions?"

Zhou Jinghuai said: "I remember wrong."

Gu Yang asked: "Then what should we do?"

Zhou Jinghuai took Gu Yangduo's bag and tore open the packaging bag. There were twelve rolls of toilet paper, and he took six rolls out of it.

Gu Yang: "..."

What a fucking suffocating operation.

Gu Yang thought that he must be chic and handsome after getting a divorce, but why did he feel wrong when he came here? He felt like an aunt sweeping goods in a supermarket, and the stalls were full of trivial things.

Gu Yang didn't have the patience to continue dividing up with Zhou Jinghuai. How long would the Civil Affairs Bureau be closed? He stood up and said, "That's enough for me. Porsche is more expensive than Volkswagen, so I can't Just taking advantage of you."

Zhou Jinghuai followed suit, stood upright in front of him, and said, "It's inconvenient for you to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with so many things you have brought. I'll take you back first and put down all your things."

"No need, it's really hard to take me out and throw it away." Anyway, it's not worth anything, and it was given by his ex-husband, Gu Yang urged, "Hurry up and bring the divorce agreement, I'll sign it and it's over son."

Zhou Jinghuai immediately said: "No, you can't throw it."

"Why can't you throw it?"

"waste."

At this point, Gu Yang finally saw that something was wrong with Zhou Jinghuai, why did his actions seem to be repentant, so he asked bluntly: "Zhou Jinghuai, you don't want to divorce me, do you?"

He held a superior attitude, as if as long as he said "no", he would be ridiculed until he was bruised. Zhou Jinghuai didn't know what was wrong, and was stimulated by a conditioned reflex, so he opened his mouth and said: "Of course not!"

Then, Gu Yang stabbed in and said, "Don't say you won't get a divorce. I'll just wait to divorce you. I'll be with Lin Hui."

Zhou Jinghuai choked for breath, wishing to kill himself who said "Of course not" just now, he unconsciously hoarse his voice, turned his head away, and said slowly: "Shall we divide?"

It's all here, what else can I do, Gu Yang sat down again and said, "Okay, let's share."

Zhou Jinghuai silently distributed all the things in the house with him, Gu Yang asked him for an oversized plastic bag, and transferred him [-] cents, and then put all the things in it.

Zhou Jinghuai looked at him pretending, the empty plastic bag was bulging, and felt very uncomfortable. He wanted to tell Gu Yang not to divorce, but he didn't know how to tell Gu Yang.

Because he hurt him first, he is neither qualified nor has the courage.

Seeing that Gu Yang had packed his things, he casually glanced at the two boxes of condoms on the table, took one box, and said, "You don't want to count how many condoms are left inside, do you?"

Zhou Jinghuai reached out and took the condom in his hand, but without counting, he just said, "We'll use it up."

Gu Yang was immediately happy: "Hey, everyone else is breaking up, and you still want to divorce me?"

Zhou Jinghuai said hoarsely, "Is it possible?"

"No, I'm not that cheap, so why should I make you happy even after a divorce." Gu Yang sarcastically sarcastically said, "I'm going to get a divorce, so I'll tell you the truth, in fact, your skills are pretty bad. , I only know how to use strength but not skills, I may not even be half as happy as you."

Zhou Jinghuai's expression froze, and he laughed angrily: "We're about to get divorced, so can't you say something nice?"

Co-authoring, he worked hard every night, was as tired as a cow, and didn't get well at all. He said that his skills were not good, and he screamed as soon as he went to bed, who knew he was upset.

"This is a good word from me." Gu Yang carried a large bag of things on his body, "When you marry someone else in the future, remember to pay attention, don't think you are capable."

Zhou Jing gritted her teeth in anger, her eyes were dark, and she didn't speak a word in a daze.

Married to someone else, who to marry, even if divorced, he didn't plan to get married again!

He is free and easy.

Although he knew that he had nothing to do with Lin Hui, he was still terribly aggrieved listening to his words.

"I'll take you back."

In the end, that's all I can say.

Gu Yang snorted, and left his room with his things on his shoulders. Of course, he was not pretentious. He got into Zhou Jinghuai's car and gave his address.

Zhou Jing thought about it, and asked nonchalantly, "Did you rent the original room?"

"Why should I tell you?" Gu Yang was vigilant, and Zhou Jinghuai was on guard, "In order to prevent you from borrowing money from me in the future and arguing with me, you will put me down at the gate of the community later, and I will come down after putting down my things. There will be no delay for a minute."

Zhou Jing had a handsome face with a cold face, stopped asking, and obediently put Gu Yang down at the gate of the community.

When Gu Yang went upstairs crookedly carrying the oversized plastic bag, Zhou Jinghuai got out of the car and went straight to the landlord.

The landlord had a very good impression of Zhou Jinghuai. Seeing him smiling made him happier than seeing Gu Yang. The landlord asked him if he wanted to come and live with Gu Yang. Zhou Jinghuai said: "I want to rent another room. There are a lot of sundries here, do you see if there is a room opposite the door or a room next door for rent?"

The landlord is in a difficult situation: "All are fully rented, and there is only one upstairs, but the location is not good, and it may be prone to tides if you store sundries."

Zhou Jinghuai took out his wallet, took out a stack of banknotes, and said, "Please think of a way. If you have a room opposite or next door, you must rent it to me. The rent is not a problem."

The landlord's eyes became hot, and he quickly accepted the money: "I remembered, it seems that the tenant of 303 will expire in two days, and it is directly opposite the door."

Zhou Jinghuai said politely: "Thank you."

The landlord looked around, lowered his voice and asked quietly: "Did the young couple quarrel?"

Those who get involved in the society are indeed human beings, and it can be seen at a glance.

Zhou Jinghuai nodded.

The landlord had a "sure enough" expression: "It's okay, don't worry about getting angry. Husband and wife always fight at the head of the bed and make peace at the end of the bed. It will be fine."

Zhou Jinghuai softened his brows and eyes: "I would like to borrow your good words."

Not long after, Gu Yang came down from the upstairs, saw Zhou Jinghuai chatting with the landlord from a distance, and asked with a wary face: "What are you talking about?"

Shouldn't you go to the landlord to cheat him of the house key?

"It's nothing." Zhou Jinghuai nodded at the landlord, turned around and left, Gu Yang hurriedly chased after him, saying: "You have prepared the divorce agreement, if not, you can print it at a nearby printing shop before going over."

Zhou Jinghuai didn't answer him, got into the car, Gu Yang got into the co-pilot, muttering non-stop, Zhou Jinghuai only reminded: "Seat belt."

Gu Yang only felt that he had punched the cotton with his fist, his eyes were wide open, he was full of anger, and he had nowhere to vent his anger.

Back at Zhou Jinghuai's house again, Gu Yang said: "What about the divorce agreement, let me have a look."

Zhou Jinghuai searched in the drawer symbolically, then turned around and said lightly: "Oh, I forgot, I haven't done it yet."

Gu Yang exploded in an instant, "You, what, what?"

Zhou Jinghuai had the intention of tearing him to pieces if he dared to repeat it again.

Zhou Jinghuai faced him, not afraid of his anger, and said, "Isn't it normal to write a divorce agreement without dividing the property well?"

"Then there was a printing shop on the road just now, why didn't you stop?"

"Parking gas consumption."

Zhou Jinghuai has a high-sounding style.

Gu Yang endured it again and again, the veins on his forehead were throbbing, but it still didn't happen, so he transferred 200 yuan to him with his mobile phone, and said, "Then go print now, I will pay for the gas cost of parking and the printing fee." It's all out!"

The author has something to say: the update is over, see you tomorrow.

I should change the introduction, it's not that Yang Yang is mentally retarded, it's Zhou Zhou who is mentally retarded. Hey, why is my Gong so mentally retarded? I can't laugh or cry.jpg.

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