After being picked up by the phone

At six in the morning, Geng Bai was turned off for two hours.

Huo Peizhang took advantage of this time to close his eyes and rest for a while, even though it was another night with almost no sleep, but now Mr. Huo was refreshed and put away his mobile phone.

The voice assistant immediately jumped to the main page, glowing with colorful ripples waiting to speak, extremely attentive, Huo Peizhang had no doubt that if this was not a mobile phone, but a dog, its tail would probably have been wagging at this moment.

Geng Bai cleared his throat in a low voice, and greeted with the voice assistant Yujie's female voice, "Uncle, please speak if you have something to do."

Huo Peizhang: "..."

The voice assistant spoke standard fluent Mandarin, and continued: "Oh my god, I can't pretend I can't hear you. Uncle, let me confess to you. In fact, I am indeed a hacker."

The facts are too bizarre, Geng Bai thinks it is a good choice to pretend to be a hacker.

The voice assistant said: "I'm a new hacker, somehow I got into your mobile phone, it's all a misunderstanding, misunderstanding, you see, I didn't cause any loss or influence to you, I just used your WeChat, and was also blocked." You found out. It's okay, if you don't like it, I'll quit right now. From now on, don't worry about using your mobile phone, I won't mess with you again, just look at it."

The big deal is that he will be more careful when using his mobile phone in the future, so that Comrade Huo won't find out.

What he said was sincere and sincere, and the voice assistant's accent was full of simplicity after speaking.

Mr. Huo just took a shower, his hair was still dripping, he was leaning against the bathroom door with a towel in his hand, looking at the mobile phone by the bed.

Lazily asked: "What principle does the dolphin use to attack?"

Geng Bai: "Ah..."

Don't just ask questions if you have nothing to do, it's not the class of Little Chrysanthemum Mom, and the phone cough can't be cured.

Huo Peizhang threw the towel on the sofa, exposed his upper body, and took out the shirt from the cabinet. His figure was smooth, with wide shoulders and narrow waist, and he could not be seen as someone who had been sitting in an office for many years.

Geng Bai couldn't answer, so he had to use his ability to fool, "Ahem, um, I can't answer your question. I just said that I am a novice, and you discovered it the first time I started. I think it must be God destined me to meet you, and after I met you, I regretted it, what kind of hacker is it, it’s okay to be attacked by someone’s mobile phone, so I decided to wash my hands now and never be a hacker again.”

Huo Peizhang's crow-like eyelashes swept black from the corners of his eyes, and the shirt buttoned to his Adam's apple didn't have a single crease. stupid?"

Geng Bai immediately flattered him. When he was in the police station, he was very popular with the leaders, but of course it was because of his good deeds, but his mouth played an important role in maintaining harmony in the police station and harmonious relations between superiors and subordinates. He said solemnly: "How could it be? Uncle, who said you are stupid, I will be the first to say no. You see, you are called a leader at your age. How can you be stupid?"

Huo Peizhang just wanted to ask him, since he is not stupid, who is he fooling with such stupid words, now when he heard his age mentioned, he interjected and asked coldly: "What age am I?"

Calling Uncle Ming is very slippery.

Geng Bai paused: "Although I haven't seen you in real life, I guess you must not be fifty. You have become a leader at such a young age, you must..."

As he spoke, a shutdown prompt popped up on the screen of the phone.

Hastily, hastily, what is this?

Huo Peizhang said in a very cold tone, "Really."

After speaking, without waiting for the voice system to explain, he turned off the phone coldly and decisively.

Geng Bai's eyes darkened again.

"..."

Menopause?So fickle and unreasonable.

In the dark, Geng Bai thought of an emoticon with his hips akimbo and pouting, and he really wanted to slap it on Huo Dashen's face.

He looked at the dark surroundings melancholy, knowing that the owner of the mobile phone did not believe his words.

His explanation is a little bit far-fetched, and a good young man like him really reveals integrity and selflessness from the inside to the outside, from head to toe, and he can't hide his excellence. How could he do such illegal things? , It is normal not to believe.

Geng Bai had a good memory of his glorious years as a policeman, and after thinking about it, he had nothing to do.

When people are free, they tend to think wildly and be sentimental. Geng Bai, who is dying or not, once free, his worries are like the rainy season in the south of the Yangtze River, and it is like an old lady's foot wrap, which is smelly and long.

He realized that the IQ of the leader of the mobile phone owner, bald Huo, was online.

However, he himself was forced to go offline.

The old man not only has a bit of IQ, but also has a temper. He didn't even listen to an explanation. Geng Bai didn't know whether he was angry at him for talking nonsense that he was a hacker, or guessing his age nonsense.

If you are angry that he didn't tell the truth, let him make it up again... No, let him explain it again, after all, it's not that he doesn't want to say it, it's because the biological AI doesn't allow him to reveal his identity, it's a matter of life, so he has to Think carefully.

And if he told the truth, what would he do if he gave this old man a heart attack? When a person reaches middle age, he must have a peaceful mind.

The police uncle is so caring, he doesn't appreciate it.

It's Mr. Huo's heart, the sea needle.

Also, if Qi guessed the wrong age, it would be too exaggerated. Why does a man care so much about age? Besides, he has never seen his face, so it is normal for him not to know.

......

When I see the familiar application desktop again, it will be 10 minutes later.

As soon as the phone was turned on, Geng Bai felt a painful and pleasurable fullness—the phone was charging.

As soon as the voice system was turned on, Geng Bai groaned in shame. He trembled and raised his head, seeing that 30% of the battery had been charged, he couldn't wait to say, "Uncle, Uncle, please unplug the charger first." Come out hiss..."

A man like him really can't stand this kind of stimulation.

Huo Peizhang raised his eyebrows slightly. His hotel reservation was a suite with a very spacious balcony. Mr. Huo looked at the ever-flowing city and saw the morning light turning the edge of the city into a layer of golden light.

He pulled out the charger and said indifferently: "Aren't you a hacker, the charger won't affect you."

After speaking, the plug that had just been pulled out was pushed in again.

Geng Bai couldn't help snorting, and quickly said, "I'm recruiting, I'm not a hacker."

Isn't it obscene to unplug and plug in? How could someone do such a shameful thing to a mobile phone.

Captain Geng is very good at handling a mobile phone. He has completely forgotten the experience of finding a charger for the police force when he saw his mobile phone lose a battery when he was alive.

Geng Bai: "I confess, Uncle, I will confess to you right away."

Huo Peizhang adjusted his sleeves with one hand, and looked up at the mobile phone.

The voice system let out a pretentious cough, and said seriously: "Cough, what, uncle, you sit down first, you must sit down well, by the way, you hold me well, don't drop me."

A broken screen will affect his aesthetics a lot.

Huo Peizhang ignored it, standing upright like a green pine, and his expression became serious.

The voice system said seriously: "Actually, I am a smart phone expert."

Huo Peizhang: "..."

Huo Peizhang hesitated: "What are you...?"

Geng Bai said forcefully, "I am a smart phone."

Huo Peizhang: "..."

Geng Bai said: "Although after the founding of the country, you can't become a master..."

The tone was suddenly inexplicably shy, "But I just can't help it, uncle, have you seen The Matrix, yes, yes, I am just like that, I have become a genius, hahahaha I am..."

There was a sudden blackness in front of my eyes, and it was the familiar darkness again.

Geng Bai: "..."

Shut down again!

Ah hey hey hey!Can you listen to what people have to say!

Uncle, don't be so capricious.

Huo Peizhang felt that he was brain-dead, so he would listen to his explanation. He wanted to keep his mobile phone on forever, but right now this is the only thing he had at hand. Even if he wanted the secretary to buy a new one, he had to use his mobile phone to contact him first.

After 10 minutes, he turned his phone back on.

As soon as the phone was turned on, he heard him singing cheerfully and out of tune.

"On the other side of the mountain, on the other side of the sea, there is a mobile phone ghost. He is lively and smart, naughty and clever. He lives freely in that black mobile phone. He is kind and brave and cares about Mr. Huo... Oh, the cute phone guy, the cute phone guy, he wholeheartedly impressed Mr. Huo and unlocked the phone screen..."

Seeing the application desktop, Geng Bai said happily, "Look, I'm really moved."

Huo Peizhang: "..."

That's probably the most shaky person he's ever seen.

As soon as Geng Bai saw the bright light, he couldn't wait to switch out the voice system, turned his volume button to the highest, and said loudly: "Don't turn off my phone if you don't want to... Uncle!"

Huo Peizhang said coldly: "Your machine?"

Geng Bai paused: "Oh, then your machine."

Mr. Huo: "..."

Geng Baijiong: "..."

Geng Bai: "Bah, bah, bah, let's not talk about it, civilized you and me!"

Huo Peizhang sneered, and dialed the secretary's number with his mobile phone, asking him to send a new mobile phone within half an hour.

Geng Bai could hear it clearly on the phone, and when he hung up the phone, he couldn't wait to ask: "Hey, hey, what, your phone hasn't broken yet, why buy a new phone, you can't do it like this if you have a lot of money, can you?" .”

Wouldn't it be scrapped if he bought a new machine?

Huo Peizhang said, "You still have half an hour to think about it."

Geng Bai: "..."

Don't give me any face?

Didn't you put his cell phone film on it?

Geng Bai thought of the rules of biological AI—you can’t reveal your identity as a biological AI tester to others, and you can’t reveal the super AI system. He can’t feel the existence of super AI now. Could it be that the trigger mechanism has already been installed on his body? Once he reveals the secret, he will be punished, and even his consciousness will die?

Say it or not, it seems that the ending is not a happy ending.

What did he do before his death to end up like this.

Geng Bai was full of worries, turned on the screen and doubted his life.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and the people outside the phone didn't make a sound after they finished talking and thinking about it.

Seeing that there were only 10 minutes left, and Secretary Huo was about to arrive, Geng Bai pulled himself together. He felt that he was shocked with the rest of himself, so it would be better to say that everyone was shocked together. Thinking of this, he turned on the voice assistant and cleared his throat , "Uncle, please tell me the address of the hotel first."

Mr. Huo had already turned on his laptop and started working. Hearing this, he said indifferently, "What are you doing?"

Geng Bai said: "If I tell the truth and you get a heart attack from fright, I will call 120 for you."

Mr. Huo glanced at the phone twice, his slender fingers jumped on the keyboard, "No."

Geng Bai had no choice but to open the map and locate the location of the phone, just in case. After finishing these, he said: "Actually, I am a human being, and somehow I got into your phone."

Shocking is not shocking, scary is not scary, weird is not weird, scary is not scary, let him tell the truth.

Geng Bai deliberately paused, wanting to hear the sound of gasping for air outside, but in the end he only heard the crisp sound of typing on the keyboard.

Geng Bai really wanted to see what was going on outside, he really told the truth this time, but why didn't the old man respond.

"Hmm...you can't be frightened to death, right?" Geng Bai's heart arose. He was always saving people during his lifetime, and he never did anything harmful to nature or reason.

After a while, he heard President Huo ask, "What did you do before you came in?"

Geng Bai used the voice assistant to send out a stern wry smile: "Can you not answer?"

He died before coming in.

It's already miserable, so don't mention it.

Afraid Mr. Huo would ask him this question, Geng Bai hurriedly said, "Uncle, I'm human. If I get into your phone, aren't you surprised or panicked?"

In such a good mood?

This makes the police uncle's face go.

Huo Peizhang frowned slightly. He usually didn't smile very much, and his expression was as cold as a statue, but at this moment, he didn't know where he was pleased by the phone, and he was slightly loose. He opened the browser and turned over the browsing history.

Geng Bai looked at the historical records, and crouched in the corner of the phone with his knees in his arms, drawing circles.

The browsing history of the mobile browser is as follows:

What happens after death?

Do people become mobile phones after they die?

Will people turn into mobile phones to play mobile games when they die?

......

as well as,

How to play disco in the mobile phone without being discovered by the owner of the mobile phone.

Geng Bai: "..."

Is there a gap in the phone, he wants to get in.

Just when Geng Bai was annoyed that Bengdi had overturned his car, the phone screen suddenly went dark.

Mr. Huo turned off the phone again?

A blue light flashed across the pitch-black screen, and several thin gold characters slowly appeared on the screen, from far to near, from small to large, and finally filled the entire phone screen.

——Customs clearance begins