After being picked up by the phone

Li Weiwei showed a nervous expression all of a sudden, before he could speak, a voice suddenly broke in.

"He didn't hit on you, he hit on everyone." A zombie who looked exactly like them squeezed out from behind, with the name [Hei Ge] on his head.

In fact, Geng Bai had noticed him a long time ago. During the conversation between him and Li Wei, the other zombies who were close seemed to be silent, but in fact they all released their eyes and kept looking at him.

Since they didn't provoke him, Geng Bai ignored them and allowed them to eavesdrop at will.

Geng Bai glanced at him and asked, "Brother, what do you say?"

Brother Hei's voice was very rough, his tone of voice was loose and slightly raised, with the hostility of swords, guns and sticks between the lines.

Since everyone has the same virtue, Geng Bai can only judge who the other party is from the voice. Geng Bai was born as a criminal policeman and has been in contact with all kinds of people in society. .

Brother Hei said: "This kid is dishonest."

Turning his head, he raised his chin and gave Li Wei a pick, and said, "You really don't know the consequences of not being able to pass the next level?"

Li Wei looked away in embarrassment, and subconsciously took a step away from them.

"It seems that you know what the consequences are? Can you tell me about it?" Geng Bai said.

Brother Hei pointed at the position of Geng Bai's heart, and said, "Ten physical strength, use one after a round, if you use up all the stuff in the house, you will die."

Geng Bai glanced at Li Wei: "Aren't all the people who can enter here dead?"

Is it funny to threaten people with death?

Brother Hei let out a sneer, and shook his head in disdain. Coupled with that zombie face, Geng Bai had an impulse—the impulse to beat him to death.

Brother Hei said: "You can still speak, think, and be conscious. How can you conclude that you are dead? Maybe this is the last test given by God. Those who can pass will be resurrected. Hospitals don't often have that kind of test." It’s not the people who are rescued when they’re already dying, but those who don’t pass the test are completely dead, even losing consciousness.”

With Geng Bai's chest in his arms, he stood at the front of the land, leaning against the thorny walls on both sides of the land, as if he had no bones, this man had no shape when he was alive, and he was lazy when he died.

The zombies here are all cautiously waiting for the game anxiously and fearfully, but he is the only one who stands alone, he doesn't care, he doesn't look like a serious zombie.

Geng Bai said: "People who have never died must not have imagined what will happen after death. People who have never died in this game, how would they know what will happen after they die here? You just said that 'resurrection' is just Maybe."

Brother Hei was so blocked by him that he couldn't speak, and he gave him a slightly angry look, "If you want to die here again, so be it."

Turn around and leave.

Geng Bai Yile put his arms around him, and patted his shoulder, "What are you doing, buddy, I'm so angry, I'll just guess."

Brother Hei's anger subsided after being hugged by him like this. The men were careless, quick-tempered and quick to walk. He could see that Geng Bai was also a good guy, not easy to mess with, and he didn't want to mess with him. Just push the boat along the way to make a favor, in case there is still communication in the future, there are acquaintances who can talk.

He said to Geng Bai: "You are right, but who knows what it is. Let's take a step and take a look. Oh, by the way, remind you, that kid has bad intentions, stay away from him."

Brother Hei squinted at Li Wei, and squeezed back into the army of zombies, obviously afraid that he would be pushed to the front at the beginning of the game.

When the people left, Geng Bai hooked his hands at Li Wei, who deliberately put some distance away from him, "Child, come here."

Li Wei was dejected, and walked in front of him with his green zombie head on his head, "I'm not a child. Didn't he tell you to stay away from me?"

"I said it." Geng Bai said, "But he is not my father, why should I listen to him."

Li Weiwei was happy, just about to say something, when he heard Geng Bai say: "Come on, tell me, why are you so courteous to strike up a conversation with me?"

Pulling the zombie to his eyes, Geng Baiji said, "It's not because I'm handsome."

When he was still alive, the policeman’s uncle was too beautiful, and when he went out to handle cases, people always peeked at and took pictures, trying to turn him into an Internet celebrity. This is very common. No one can hide his natural beauty Woolen cloth.

Thinking of this, Geng Bai felt a little sad, wondering in which boiler his beautiful stinky skin turned into fly ash and disappeared.

Li Wei was ashamed and embarrassing, and hurriedly explained: "No, of course not."

Geng Bai said: "That's right, I don't blame you either."

Li Wei: "..."

There are zombies in identical suits all over the street, how can he see how handsome he is.

In such a severe, terrifying and tense situation, how can this person be so poor.

"Okay, don't be funny, tell me, tell me your reason." Geng Bai is no longer poor.

Li Wei hesitated, his big eyes and small eyes turned back and forth, Geng Bai looked at his appearance, thought of his own appearance, and felt a toothache.

"I don't know if it will really disappear completely after ten physical strengths are exhausted, but if it is, I don't want to. I have already experienced death once, and I don't want to experience a second time, even if people are not ghosts now. It's not a ghost, as long as I can still feel myself, I want to continue to live." Li Wei said.

Geng Bai hummed, expressing his understanding.

As Li Wei said, he lowered his head and unbuttoned his suit.

Geng Bai was dumbfounded, can he take off his clothes in this game?

Yo, is there any female zombies? He's going to get to know them.

However, after opening the clothes, it was not what Geng Bai thought, but a picture representing physical strength in the game. A light green virtual frame popped up, and Geng Bai saw ten hearts.Seven of them are hollow, and there are only three solid red ones left, with some data on them - attack speed, defense ability, number of coins, and even weapons and equipment, which is his green hat.

Li Wei said: "I only have three points of physical strength left. If I haven't eaten my butt, I may disappear forever."

Geng Bai understood what he meant, and asked, "Do you want me to help you? How can I help?"

This game seems to be in its own right.

Li Wei shook his head, "I'll work hard, I should be able to eat it, I want you to help him."

He pulled a zombie from behind.

Geng Bai didn't expect him to come, and asked in surprise, "Your relative? Your partner? Your friend?"

Li Weidao: "I met him here, I want to take him to the next level, but I'm not capable enough."

Geng Bai said: "Tell me in detail."

Li Weidao: "The coins in the level can be used to buy props, and one of the props is called dodging. The dodging function is simply to take a step back. If there are many attacks ahead, you can use dodge once to back up behind the next zombie and let that zombie come out. Top pack. My idea is that if you can buy this function and make yourself undead before entering the hut, when all the plants have been cleared, in the last step, use the evasion props to switch the zombies behind you to the front, That zombie will be able to enter the hut smoothly."

"It sounds simple. How much does the item you mentioned cost?"

Li Wei said: "Twenty gold coins."

Geng Bai did the math, if he could get three gold coins in each round, he would be able to collect them in seven rounds at most.

Li Weidao: "After you get gold coins, one gold coin will be deducted every time you enter the game, so the more gold coins in each round of the game, the better. If you want to get gold coins, you must rush to the first one to eat plants, and each row of land has the most There will be 10 plants, in order to collect enough gold coins to buy props, if you still can’t win, it proves that you can get up to 9 gold coins in each round.”

He pulled the zombie's arm, wondering: "Plant attacks are in order. The first zombie has a chance to eat plants, but also be attacked by mung bean shooters. Opportunities and dangers coexist. If you don't spend gold coins to buy defense Props, if you can't withstand a few attacks, you will die, not to mention eating more plants and getting more gold coins."

Geng Bai had never discovered that games like Zombies vs. Plants could be so complicated, so he asked, "Can't he win the equipment and fight the boss by himself?"

Li Wei pushed the zombie in front of Geng Bai, "The mung bean shooter felt pain when he hit his body, and he couldn't hold on. You can see, there is no name on his head, I guess it's because he was too old when he was alive." He is small and has never been on the Internet, so the network here cannot detect his name."

"Too young?"

Li Wei nodded, and said to the zombie, "It's the handsome Dabai brother."

The zombie said in a childish voice, obediently to Geng Bai: "It's the handsome Dabai, brother."

Geng Bai: "..."

Geng Bai was extremely sincere: "Can you stop mentioning my screen name?"

One misstep will cause eternal hatred. You must know that one day you will use his screen name after you die. He should have taken medicine earlier when he was a second-year-old child.

Geng Bai stretched out his hand and patted the little zombie's head: "Brother Dabai is fine. What's your name and how old are you?"

The little zombie is a little boy, said: "My name is Wei Wei, and I am six and a half years old this year."

Geng Bai hummed, "Do you know what this place is for?"

Wei Wei was very happy, "Playing zombie games, I like playing games on my mother's mobile phone the most."

Geng Bai said: "Yes, we are just playing games, do you still remember how you came here?"

Wei Wei said without even thinking about it: "Sleep, my beautiful mother and the doctor uncle said that it will not hurt when I fall asleep, so I have been sleeping."

When asked here, Geng Bai basically knew that the child probably died of illness. He heard Li Wei gently say to Wei Wei, "When it hurts, it doesn't hurt when you sleep. I also come here after waking up. Yes, when we win the game, we can go out to find mom."

Wei Wei nodded obediently, and said, "Okay, I'll listen to brother Li Wei, who made me the most obedient."

Geng Bai raised his eyebrows to look at him, Li Wei buttoned up his suit, and said, "He may have died of illness, but I have cancer, which can't be cured after a few months of treatment. I didn't want to implicate my family, so I took a sleeping pill. "

Geng Bai patted him on the shoulder in understanding.

There is no need for sympathy and pity here, because everyone has their own misery.

"You just want someone to help him." Geng Bai also unbuttoned his suit, looked down, didn't see his standard beautiful and thin eight-pack abs, and was a little regretful, then checked his status, ten Physical strength has been used up two.

Li Wei: "Yes, but no one is willing to help me, and I don't blame them. Gold coins are hard to earn. After earning money, everyone wants to buy defensive equipment for themselves so that they can eat their ass in the next level. Get out of here early. I can understand."

However, he still had hope in his heart. He wanted to take Wei Wei to the next level, and he didn't want this child to disappear completely.

Geng Bai stood at the front of the land, squinting at Li Wei and Wei Wei beside him. Under the identical zombie skins were two kind and young souls. Everyone cherishes their lives, and so does Geng Bai, but he not only cherishes his own life , but also to cherish the lives of others. He felt that he was not very great, but he could afford to say "sacrifice oneself for the sake of others".

Not to mention that they are all hung up now, and they don't know what will happen in the future, so there is nothing to be afraid of and look forward to.

"That's it, okay, I still have more physical strength, so let's try." Geng Bai said.

Li Wei was stunned: "You want to help me?"

"Well, help me, it's not that your physical strength is running low, you should take care of yourself first in the remaining opportunities." Geng Bai patted him on the shoulder and gave him an encouraging look.

Brother Hei Zombie next to him heard them talking, and said: "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of your eyes. I can tell you, we are now mud bodhisattvas and we can't even protect ourselves when we cross the river."

The zombie next to Brother Hei probably knew him too, sniffed and said, "Damn it's a dog picking a mouse, mind your own business."

Geng Bai also heard a female voice, hiding in the crowd of pushing zombies, said disdainfully: "So it's the Bitch of the Holy Mother."

Geng Bai turned a deaf ear, pulled Wei Wei behind him, touched his head, raised his head, stared straight at the land in front of him, his eyes were dark.

He's not a Madonna bitch, he's a cop.

If it is difficult to find the police uncle, this sentence works both alive and dead.

Horrible sound effects sounded, and the third round of the game began.

Plants appeared on the land in an instant, and the zombie army swarmed up, and the intensive attack enveloped the entire land, and the zombie group advanced in the hail of bullets.

Geng Bai rushed to the front, Wei Wei followed behind him, and the sound of zombies chewing plants came from all directions.

Facing the attack, he lowered his head and gnawed on a plant with squinting eyes, but he kept aiming at the zombies on both sides from the corner of his eye.

If you want to win a game, it is nothing more than a perfect combination of speed, equipment, and strategy. Geng Bai didn't play games much before his death. It's not that he didn't like it, but because he didn't have time. He even analyzed criminal psychology while eating.

Although he doesn't play, his IQ is still online.

Geng Bai silently calculated the attack time of Li Wei and Brother Hei on the plants.

A squinting eye needs five consecutive attacks to deal with it. Li Wei took six seconds, and Brother Hei took four seconds. But from the third plant, Li Wei remained unchanged for six seconds, while Brother Hei's speed increased with Attacks are long and short and gradually slow down.

Geng Bai didn't know how this game was developed. It was intelligent enough to calculate the consumption of physical strength. He also observed the attack speed of other people, the defensive ability of defensive equipment, and the same person's attack on different plants. Finally, A rough data analysis appeared in his mind.

At this time, the third round of the game was over, and a dead ghost player named "Can you sing the little orangutan" started a new mode and entered the next level.

There was a flash of darkness in front of the eyes, and the battlefield returned to a quiet land again. The plants disappeared temporarily, and the zombies were still crowded in front of the land.

This time, the group of zombies was very restless, with rustling voices one after another.

"It's a golden hat. It's too awesome. It only took him 20 seconds to clear the level."

"When will I be able to afford a golden hat."

"You only have three physical strengths left, so wake up and stop dreaming."

"I don't want to die, I don't want to die!"

"Fool, you are already dead!"

"I don't want to die here again!"

Li Wei came to Geng Bai's side and asked, "How many gold coins did you get?"

"One." He was planning a strategy in the last level, but he didn't work hard.

Li Wei forced a smile: "Okay."

Before Geng Bai could say anything, Brother Hei also came over. He got four gold coins in the last level, and he was very happy at this moment. Hearing Geng Bai's words, he said, "Brother, in your current situation, I advise you to protect yourself first." Right. I still have four physical strengths, almost twenty gold coins, and when I buy a silver hat, I can eat his mother's ass and enter the next level."

The zombie next to Brother Hei who just said that Geng Baigou took mice also squeezed over, and the name on his head was "Simple Old Man".

Lao Cheng opened his mouth and said: "Bitch, I hate people like you the most. You eat well and dress well, and talk about social responsibility and morality at every turn. In fact, it is useless at all. What can you do? , now that I’m dead, I still have to fight for a chance with Lao Tzu.”

Li Wei's face turned pale.

Geng Bai didn't care, put his arms around his shoulders, and said slowly: "Young man, calm down, you just got sprayed a little by the manure sprayer, what's the big deal, you can still argue with the manure sprayer."

Hearing what he meant, Lao Cheng said angrily: "Bastard, who the hell are you scolding..."

Geng Bai raised his eyes, and his eyes turned around on the dung-spraying zombie. Lao Cheng wanted to yell at him, but when he met his gaze, he felt a chill all over his body. He flinched back when he reached the edge of his mouth, but still lowered his voice angrily. He spat loudly.

Li Wei said in a low voice, "Dabai, Wei Wei only has two stamina left."

Hesitant to speak.

Geng Bai leaned against the thorny dirt wall in front of the land, feeling a little depressed. Does he look so unreliable? He looked down at his suit and green zombie arms, and blamed all the responsibility on this body .

At this moment, how much he misses his beautiful stinky skin, at least that cool and handsome face gives people a sense of security.

Geng Bai pulled off Wei Wei's suit and checked the child's condition. It's not that he thought he was useless, at least this child has a little bit of attack power.

Li Wei was still struggling with how many gold coins Geng Bai had to get in two rounds to afford the 'dodge' props, when he saw Geng Bai's zombie claw waved, and he had already spent two of the only three gold coins he got in the warehouse. .

He bought himself a green hat.

"Hey, look, it's the first time I'm wearing a cuckold." Geng Bai held his hat and bent himself into a western cowboy hat-tipping posture.

Li Wei: "..."

Sudden flustered, he began to wonder if he was trusting others.

Wei Wei on the side laughed amused by him, and boasted like a little adult: "You are so handsome, you are as good-looking as my father."

Geng Bai held his hat close to his ear, and said a few words to him.

The fourth round of the game begins. The zombie groups each select the number of land columns and cannot move any more. Plants appear on the land battlefield at the same time.

Geng Bai asked Weiwei to stand behind him, and saw that the row he had chosen was filled with squinting mung bean shooters except for the first big potato. Potatoes, it's good to eat a few until the end of the game.

He waved to Li Wei who was next to him, and said, "Hey, say goodbye to Wei Wei."

Li Weiwei was stunned, before he realized what Geng Bai said, the attack of the plants on the battlefield had already started, green bullets were flying towards him aggressively, he couldn't think about it anymore, and quickly threw himself into the topic of "eat, eat, don't throw up" ' The riposte hit.

Geng Bai's speed was very fast, he took almost one-third of the speed of others to finish off the big potato in front of him, and walked to the next space.

Without a solid big potato defense, although the remaining squint eyes attack frequently, every time Geng Bai kills a squint eye, the remaining blood will recover a little bit. He lost one of his arms, and his blood volume is only maintained at zero. On the critical line of losing everything, Xuanzhi is still alive on the battlefield.

Ten grids of land, in the blink of an eye, they reached the eighth grid, and the zombies following Geng Bai and Wei Wei saw Geng Bai's speed, and couldn't help but be overjoyed, especially the zombies behind Wei Wei, who were eagerly waiting for Geng Bai Hang up, and then Weiwei is vulnerable, and after they are all hung up, there will not be many plants in front of him, and he can just pick up a huge bargain and enter the house at the end of the land.

He saw that Geng Bai's speed had slowed down, and the squinting eyes that had been resolved in two seconds before now took four seconds. The third zombie couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart, cheered for Geng Bai, and said loudly: "Quickly die!" , die! I'm about to win!"

"..."

Geng Bai glanced at the other rows of zombies on both sides. He was the fastest, but there were also two rows that were only one plant behind him.

Geng Bai came to the last Mimi, looked at its round mouth slowly pouting, and thought of a song in his mind.

"You say beep, beep, beep, beep, you will come back..."

He hummed this song, counted the number of times he attacked and the number of times he was attacked, and slowly died heroically, scattered into a pile of skeletons, and the squinting eyes in front of him just happened to be attacked for the fifth time, turning into a pile of skeletons. The air disappeared, giving way to the land below.

The zombies behind the guard were shocked. He never imagined that someone could calculate and create the time when he and the plants died at the same time so accurately, so as to create an opportunity for the zombies behind him to win the game without any effort.

On the battlefield, all the zombies stopped attacking and watched Weiwei walk up the steps in front of the house step by step.

The door opened, and the zombie figure disappeared.

A line of blood-red characters appeared above the heads of the zombies: The game has been successfully cleared. Congratulations to the dead ghost player [Passerby A] for eating his ass and starting a new mode.

Li Wei stood on the seventh block of land, his eyes widened, and he murmured: "Dabai, Dabai..."

Brother Hei and Lao Cheng both showed expressions of disbelief.

There are players who can eat butts to pass the level, but none of them can choose the object to pass the level according to the rules of the game like Geng Bai.

The zombies who knew the inside story were shocked by Geng Bai's sao operation.

However, Geng Bai himself did not see this scene. He stayed in the dark for a while, and the graveyard-like scene before him lit up again.

As soon as the interface for waiting for the start of the new game appeared, Li Wei ran out of the zombie crowd excitedly.

"You, you..." He stammered in excitement.

Geng Bai patted him carelessly: "I just want to say one thing."

Brother Hei and Old Chengdu who came after him pricked up their ears.

Geng Bai straightened his expression, and said seriously: "If you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, you will not be afraid to travel all over the world. The math teacher will never deceive me."

"..."

Is it still too late to learn advanced mathematics?

Li Wei smiled bitterly: "I studied liberal arts in high school."

Geng Bai said: "Oh, I also majored in liberal arts, and later got bored and took science as well."

Sand sculpture zombie netizen behind: "..."

Can this topic be stopped?

Geng Bai asked: "You still have one stamina left, are you confident in the next round?"

Li Wei said: "Well, I can buy a hat for defense, Dabai, thank you so much."

Geng Bai waved his hand and said, "I have basically figured out the rules of the game, and I will help you in the next round."

Li Wei was embarrassed, "It's too much trouble for you, I should be able to do it myself, I have enough money saved."

The 'simple' old man who eavesdropped on them chimed in and said, "Brother, help me, I don't want to die, I have a paralyzed old lady to take care of."

"Brother Dabai, help me too." A delicate female voice said.

Geng Bai turned his head and saw a zombie named [Blooming Flower Stamen] walking up to him, Geng Bai's eyes lit up, it was the first time he saw a female zombie, he looked up and down, and found that it was no different from himself, a little disappointed.

Blooming stamens pinched the hem of the suit, and whispered, "Brother, I'm only eighteen, and I don't want to die, but I only have three physical strengths left. I can't save enough money, and I can't beat those plants. I'm desperate. gone."

Geng Bai glanced at Li Wei who was embarrassed, smiled at Huarui, and said with a harmless face: "Sister, do you think that I can't tell who it is who just scolded my mother whore just because you squeezed your throat?" .”

The blooming stamen's complexion suddenly turned ugly, and her ugly and cute eyes became distorted. She almost scolded, but thinking of her future, she forcibly held back and smiled apologetically, "Just now I was a bitch, so you just treat it like nothing!" Listen."

Geng Bai looked at her and Lao Cheng, shook his head, and said slowly, "I'm a person who doesn't usually hold grudges, but ah, I thought about it, if I help you, wouldn't it be fulfilling the son of a bitch's peace?" Madonna bitch?"

He leaned leisurely against the wall in front of the land with a smile on his face, exuding a certain aura that was not easy to provoke. When the fifth round of the game started, Geng Bai smiled politely at them, and brought Li Wei behind him.

With Geng Bai's divine assist, Li Wei got his butt without any suspense and started a new mode.

Before he was about to leave, Geng Bai suddenly asked seriously: "There is something."

Li Wei looked at him.

Geng Bai looked confused, "Do I have to eat my ass, can I eat my brain?"

Li Wei smiled meaningfully, and disappeared into the level of "The Screening of Death".

Later, Brother Hei also begged him for help, and Geng Bai felt that although this person was a bit high-minded, he should belong to a more moral person, so he also offered to help.

After sending them off, Geng Bai bought himself a green hat.

[Blooming stamens] and [Simple old man] didn't get Geng Bai's consent, so they scrambled to grab the seat behind him, hoping that if Geng Bai accidentally died, they would miss it.

Geng Bai successfully walked to the last block of land, stepped up the steps leading to the house with one foot, his body kept moving forward, but his head turned around, and he said to the panic-stricken people who followed him: "Goodbye, I am lucky to see you at the next pass. "

Sister Huarui and Lao Cheng were furious, swear words spewed out like a city's burst sewer, and even the stench was somewhat similar.

Geng Baihui took off his hat elegantly to salute, bringing the gentle and rascal's coquettish style to the extreme.

He stepped into the hut and was overwhelmed by the scene inside.

There are anime version of home appliances and furniture in the house, and the paintings are fresh and in the style of Hayao Miyazaki. What shocked him was that there was a colorful butt on the sofa with small and fresh flowers.

The two-petal peach-like buttocks twisted and turned on the sofa, as if welcoming Geng Bai's arrival.

Geng Bai: "..."

What is this?

His worldview took another hit.

In fact, it's Lithops, Geng Bai's old man has never played with flowers and plants, so he just doesn't know them.

Geng Bai walked to the sofa, and carefully poked that butt.

It feels soft and feels like a human butt.

He glanced outside the door, the game hadn't been declared over yet.

So, does he have to eat this ass?

Geng Bai's heart was full of rejection.

But he had no choice.

Geng Bai squatted in front of the sofa, touched that butt, and silently built up for himself. What is a butt? When he was catching drug lords in Vietnam and ambushing in deep mountains and old forests, centipedes, worms and mice were in a hurry, didn't they? Do you still eat it?

Those things have butts too.

"..."

Geng Bai raised his butt flower, and took a mouthful of it in disgust.

The taste is inexplicably wonderful.

It was only then that Geng Bai remembered that the name of this game was Zombies vs. Plants.

So this tender butt is also a plant?

The hoarse music sounded, the game was over, and big bloody characters appeared above the heads of all the zombies:

The game is successfully cleared, congratulations to the dead ghost player [It’s the handsome Dabai] who ate his ass and opened a new mode.

Geng Bai disappeared in the death screening level, and the remaining zombies cast envious, jealous and hateful eyes. Among those eyes, there was a pair of eyes that were unpredictable.

After a while, the eyes retracted their gaze, and disappeared into the world of zombies and plants out of thin air.