After being picked up by the phone
Chapter 37 The King's Cloth ()
"The king's new clothes? Is it the fairy tale about the king who loves to change clothes, was fooled by a liar, and finally went out to parade in the street naked? Oh, no wonder it sounds so familiar."
As Geng Bai spoke, he saw Knight Leiner wave his small hand, and the spacious arena turned into a narrow and dark tunnel again. Knight Leiner stared at him resentfully, "Why don't you enter the castle yet?"
The little sword poked and poked.
Geng Bai bent down to scratch his itch, and pulled him away at will, "Don't worry about me, I want to stay with you for a while, can't I?"
Mr. Huo outside the phone: "..."
He had never been this warm to him.
Knight Reiner subconsciously glanced at Geng Bailai's direction. His movements were extremely subtle, but he was still noticed by Geng Bai, who was familiar with facial expressions, "Are you urging me to leave quickly?"
Knight Leiner poked his small sword on the ground, his eyes rolled around.
Geng Bai stroked his chin and said, "I have to think about what the new clothes the king wants before I enter the castle. If that thing is outside and I can't get out again, wouldn't it be embarrassing?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Knight Reiner's expression became visibly tense, and he raised his little sword ferociously, "If you don't leave, I'll—"
Geng Bai suddenly turned around and ran towards the direction he came from. Seeing his reaction, if nothing else happened, the king wanted something must be in the prison!
As soon as Geng Bai moved, the ghost knight behind him immediately chased after him. The tunnel was straight and dark. Geng Bai walked like flying. After running for an unknown amount of time, there was a turning in the distance. The scene suddenly changed to a prison cell.
The Southern Knight sat up with tears in his eyes and sat up silently watching him.
Without further ado, Geng Bai stretched out his hand to grab the prison door in Nanguo, but the iron fence didn't budge. He spread his hand and said, "Give it to me."
Huo Peizhang seemed to have a tacit understanding with him, and just as he finished speaking, the 999 had been transmitted to him.
Geng Bai slashed across with his knife, and immediately opened a gap in the cell door.
Dr. Nan Guo's face turned pale with fright, "Bold, you—"
Geng Bai strode in, grabbed Dr. Nan Guo's wrist, and said with a smile: "I thought about it, and I think you should be able to guess what he wants based on your relationship with the king, so please come with me .”
As soon as he heard that he was going to the castle, Dr. Nanguo's face was as if he had eaten a fly, and he said loudly: "I'm guilty, I can't leave here."
In the fairy tale "The King's New Clothes", the king and the tailor play the most roles, and Dr. Nan Guo claims to be a doctor of plastic surgery and aesthetics who is popular in the tailoring world. He must have a role.
Thinking of this, without further ado, Geng Bai grabbed Dr. Nan Guo's wrist, bent down, and carried him directly on his shoulders, then closed his eyes, and clicked on the invitation letter in the warehouse.
The powerful suction was like a vortex, sucking Geng Bai in instantly, and the gorgeous night scene kept flashing before his eyes. With the scream of Dr. Nanguo, the gate of the castle opened slowly.
When Geng Bai opened his eyes again and saw the scene in front of him clearly, he was already standing on a red carpet, and the welcome carpet was spread from under the gate of the castle to the magnificent palace.
There were many people dressed in exotic styles walking around, and an Indian-style maid walked past Geng Bai gracefully with a golden fruit plate.
Geng Bai stretched out his hand and pulled out a bunch of grapes from it.
The maid froze for a moment, glanced at him with deep eye sockets, and said, "I hate it."
The rough voice was obviously a strong man, so frightened that Geng Bai spit out the grapes.
The maid wanted to say something, but when she saw Dr. Nan Guo beside him, she immediately showed a disgusted and angry expression, threw the fruit plate on the ground, and said loudly like a bell: "The king's criminal has appeared, come and catch him!"
Dr. Nan Guo turned around and ran away. Geng Bai glanced at the commotion in the crowd, thought for a while, and went after Nan Guo. Seeing him running like a chick in a panic, he carried him onto his shoulders and climbed to the ground. The palace walls of the castle ran along the roof.
"Send me back quickly, if he sees me, I will die!" Dr. Nan Guo said hastily, looking down at the person who wanted to arrest him.
Geng Bai carried him up and down the roof, like a flower picker who just stole a girl and went back to enjoy it. He asked, "What did you do to the king to make him hate you so much?"
Dr. Nan Guo hesitated and refused to speak.
In his head, Huo Peizhang had an elegant and melodious voice, and said in a low voice, "In the fairy tale, the tailor tricked the king and made him take off his clothes."
Geng Bai groaned, remembered, and quickly shared the gossip he knew with the client, "I heard that you took all the king's clothes off?"
Dr. Nan Guo kicked his feet on his shoulders, and said angrily, "I didn't pick it up, he took it off himself."
Geng Bai: "Oh oh oh, what happens after you take off your clothes? You won't really let people go out for a parade with their buttocks naked!"
Dr. Nan Guo froze like a stone statue.
Geng Bai exploded fireworks in his heart, found a place where he could stand on the undulating roof of the castle, and put him down.
As soon as it landed, Nan Guo turned his back on Geng Bai and became angry.
Geng Bai didn't persuade him either, he sat on the edge of the eaves, with his legs hanging down, and said, "Tell me, if you don't tell me, I'll hand you over."
Nan Guo's shoulders were stiff, and after a while, he said angrily, "You already know, so what are you asking?"
Geng Bai clicked his tongue meaningfully.
Mr. Huo heard it, and felt that his mobile phone was really cheap, and it was so cute.
"Then you are really dishonest. For such a big official, you let him go out with his buttocks naked, and shame the people of the whole country. No wonder you hate you."
Nan Guo turned around abruptly and said, "How could I let him parade in the street? I made him a unique new dress, and as soon as he took it out, his expression changed and he even called me—"
Dr. Nan Guo slammed on the brakes, choked on the second half of the sentence, showed a sad expression, and lowered his eyes in a lonely way.
Geng Bai looked at his humiliated expression and felt that there was too much information in it.
"What kind of clothes are they?"
Mentioning the field he was familiar with, Dr. Nan Guo showed momentum and said seriously, "That is a pair of pants that use the least amount of fabric. In order to make him fully feel cool, I have worked hard and thought about it for a long time before making it!"
"What is the minimum?"
Dr. Nan Guo proudly stretched out his finger and gestured three times.
"Three straps."
Geng Bai mentally pictured the underpants made up of three straps, and his whole body was covered with goosebumps.
At this time, a line of words appeared in the sky: Carnival night has begun, players are invited to enter the palace to participate in the ball.
Dr. Nan Guo said: "Put me down quickly, I want to go back, or I will die!"
"Is Your Highness so scary?"
Suddenly a voice came from under the eaves.
Geng Bai lowered his head, and saw a girl with long hair, Zizi...it seems like it?
The long-haired girl was wearing a gorgeous white lace dress, tall and slender, with a waterfall of blond hair hanging on her shoulders, and a pure gold crown on her head, like a holy princess in a fairy tale.
"King?" Fuck, this is the real big man in women's clothing, weak and charming, just one glance, you will be blinded by his light.
The gazes of Geng Bai and the king met cracklingly, and they spoke at the same time.
Geng Bai: "I'll hand him over to you, and you tell me how to clear the level!"
King: "Give him to me, and I'll let you pass the level!"
Dr. Nan Guo: "..."
He was heartbroken and wanted to tear Geng Bai's mouth open.
Geng Bai raised his brows, he didn't expect to pass the customs so easily, Geng Bai grabbed Dr. Nan Guo and was about to throw him down, Nan Guo seemed to be terrified, he held Geng Bai tightly, and begged him with his eyes.
Geng Bai said: "You are already a mature NPC, it's time to go out and make a living by yourself, good boy."
Dr. Nan Guo glanced under the eaves, gasped, and begged in a low voice: "Don't hand me over, after I gave my well-made underpants, when he tried them on, I found out that there were... "
"Yes?" Geng Bai was puzzled.
Huo Peizhang said: "Cover your ears and don't listen."
Geng Bai coaxed anxiously: "If you don't listen to me, I'll be bald! Say it!"
Dr. Nan Guo cried and said, "He is bigger than me when he lifts up his skirt."
Geng Bai: "..."
The omitted object must be the one he thought.
Huo Peizhang rubbed his eyebrows.
Geng Bai suddenly remembered all the previous words, and the expression on his face changed wonderfully. He looked down at the cold-faced king in women's clothing, and then at the weak and pitiful Dr. Nanguo. He seemed to have thought of something, and his expression suddenly became strange.
Ask in a low voice, "Did he take that from you?"
Doctor Nanguo is very pitiful.
The king of women's clothing looked indifferent.
Geng Bai: "This is a bit difficult."
The king of women's clothing raised his head, stared at Nanguo for a moment, and said lightly: "Even if I'm older than you, so what? My lord king, Nanguo, I am still wearing the new clothes you gave me under my skirt, if you are not satisfied with this, do I really have to take off my clothes and go out for a parade before you are willing to leave the prison and come back to me?"
Geng Bai: "..."
Who the hell fell asleep, he was a little confused, what's going on with the long chatter now?
Huo Peizhang felt sorry for this little fool, and concluded for him: "Weak attack strong."
Geng Bai: "..."
Still don't understand.
How did Mr. Huo know so much.
Hearing that the king was going to parade in the street naked, Nan Guo's eyes darkened. He was no longer afraid, and jumped off the eaves directly into the king's lace dress, "Are you still wearing it? Really?" Well, I'm so touched, even I can't hold you naked, if you dare not to wear clothes, dare to—"
King Dajiji raised his eyelids, looking at the melon-eating crowd squatting on the eaves and watching the show with their faces propped up.
Geng Bai: "Go on, you guys go on, I can clear the customs in a while, don't worry."
Huo Peizhang: "..."
He sat by the computer, curling his fingers slightly.
The king glanced at him coldly, waved his hand lightly, "Let's go."
The sound effect of game clearance appeared in the sky, and a line of European-style fancy fonts slowly emerged:
Congratulations to the dead ghost player [It’s the handsome Dabai] successfully cleared the level, please enter the tester mode and wait for the next level clearance command.
In a corner of the women's clothing boss's castle, Tingfeng is the rain raised his head, looking at the words in the sky, with an annoyed expression.
There was a sudden silence in the earphones, and he fixed his eyes on the black screen of the mobile phone, for fear of missing any movement.
After waiting for a while, the phone turned on, and the boot screen gradually appeared.
As soon as the phone was turned on, it started to operate automatically, quickly jumped into the album page, clicked to select all, and then confirmed to delete. In two seconds, hundreds of photos in it were deleted.
After doing this, Geng Bai heaved a sigh of relief, thinking to himself, oh my god, there are actually hundreds of screenshots of his face in women's clothing in the photo album, fortunately they were deleted quickly, otherwise it would be his dark history.
Mr. Huo looked so serious that he actually took a pornographic photo of him... no, a real photo... forget it.
The photos of a hard day's work flashed past Huo Peizhang's eyes, and they were deleted just like that. Huo Peizhang watched the phone turn on the camera silently, and frightened him with the flash.
He didn't express his displeasure, because on his computer, where Geng Bai couldn't take photos, those freshly released photos were all uploaded to the Internet the moment he turned it on, and now they are quietly lying in his cloud disk.
His voice was a little hoarse, he opened a game page, then took the phone and showed it to Geng Bai.
It was a face-pinching game page. An anime Q-version character was wearing a police uniform, with two fingers touching his forehead and waving at the screen. The villain had star eyes and sword eyebrows, handsome and cute, with a faint cinnabar mole on the corner of his lips. .
Geng Bai saw the computer game interface through the camera, and was stunned for a moment, because he deleted photos very quickly, and Huo Peizhang has sharp eyes, so he might not be able to see clearly. Besides, this villain didn't make it in a while, right? , the vivid details are almost the same as Geng Bai Yimao.
He thought about it, figured it out, and said, "Hey, you still remember me."
Huo Peizhang's eyes were dark, he looked at the winking little Geng Bai on the game interface, and said in a low voice, "So...you remember me too."
As Geng Bai spoke, he saw Knight Leiner wave his small hand, and the spacious arena turned into a narrow and dark tunnel again. Knight Leiner stared at him resentfully, "Why don't you enter the castle yet?"
The little sword poked and poked.
Geng Bai bent down to scratch his itch, and pulled him away at will, "Don't worry about me, I want to stay with you for a while, can't I?"
Mr. Huo outside the phone: "..."
He had never been this warm to him.
Knight Reiner subconsciously glanced at Geng Bailai's direction. His movements were extremely subtle, but he was still noticed by Geng Bai, who was familiar with facial expressions, "Are you urging me to leave quickly?"
Knight Leiner poked his small sword on the ground, his eyes rolled around.
Geng Bai stroked his chin and said, "I have to think about what the new clothes the king wants before I enter the castle. If that thing is outside and I can't get out again, wouldn't it be embarrassing?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Knight Reiner's expression became visibly tense, and he raised his little sword ferociously, "If you don't leave, I'll—"
Geng Bai suddenly turned around and ran towards the direction he came from. Seeing his reaction, if nothing else happened, the king wanted something must be in the prison!
As soon as Geng Bai moved, the ghost knight behind him immediately chased after him. The tunnel was straight and dark. Geng Bai walked like flying. After running for an unknown amount of time, there was a turning in the distance. The scene suddenly changed to a prison cell.
The Southern Knight sat up with tears in his eyes and sat up silently watching him.
Without further ado, Geng Bai stretched out his hand to grab the prison door in Nanguo, but the iron fence didn't budge. He spread his hand and said, "Give it to me."
Huo Peizhang seemed to have a tacit understanding with him, and just as he finished speaking, the 999 had been transmitted to him.
Geng Bai slashed across with his knife, and immediately opened a gap in the cell door.
Dr. Nan Guo's face turned pale with fright, "Bold, you—"
Geng Bai strode in, grabbed Dr. Nan Guo's wrist, and said with a smile: "I thought about it, and I think you should be able to guess what he wants based on your relationship with the king, so please come with me .”
As soon as he heard that he was going to the castle, Dr. Nanguo's face was as if he had eaten a fly, and he said loudly: "I'm guilty, I can't leave here."
In the fairy tale "The King's New Clothes", the king and the tailor play the most roles, and Dr. Nan Guo claims to be a doctor of plastic surgery and aesthetics who is popular in the tailoring world. He must have a role.
Thinking of this, without further ado, Geng Bai grabbed Dr. Nan Guo's wrist, bent down, and carried him directly on his shoulders, then closed his eyes, and clicked on the invitation letter in the warehouse.
The powerful suction was like a vortex, sucking Geng Bai in instantly, and the gorgeous night scene kept flashing before his eyes. With the scream of Dr. Nanguo, the gate of the castle opened slowly.
When Geng Bai opened his eyes again and saw the scene in front of him clearly, he was already standing on a red carpet, and the welcome carpet was spread from under the gate of the castle to the magnificent palace.
There were many people dressed in exotic styles walking around, and an Indian-style maid walked past Geng Bai gracefully with a golden fruit plate.
Geng Bai stretched out his hand and pulled out a bunch of grapes from it.
The maid froze for a moment, glanced at him with deep eye sockets, and said, "I hate it."
The rough voice was obviously a strong man, so frightened that Geng Bai spit out the grapes.
The maid wanted to say something, but when she saw Dr. Nan Guo beside him, she immediately showed a disgusted and angry expression, threw the fruit plate on the ground, and said loudly like a bell: "The king's criminal has appeared, come and catch him!"
Dr. Nan Guo turned around and ran away. Geng Bai glanced at the commotion in the crowd, thought for a while, and went after Nan Guo. Seeing him running like a chick in a panic, he carried him onto his shoulders and climbed to the ground. The palace walls of the castle ran along the roof.
"Send me back quickly, if he sees me, I will die!" Dr. Nan Guo said hastily, looking down at the person who wanted to arrest him.
Geng Bai carried him up and down the roof, like a flower picker who just stole a girl and went back to enjoy it. He asked, "What did you do to the king to make him hate you so much?"
Dr. Nan Guo hesitated and refused to speak.
In his head, Huo Peizhang had an elegant and melodious voice, and said in a low voice, "In the fairy tale, the tailor tricked the king and made him take off his clothes."
Geng Bai groaned, remembered, and quickly shared the gossip he knew with the client, "I heard that you took all the king's clothes off?"
Dr. Nan Guo kicked his feet on his shoulders, and said angrily, "I didn't pick it up, he took it off himself."
Geng Bai: "Oh oh oh, what happens after you take off your clothes? You won't really let people go out for a parade with their buttocks naked!"
Dr. Nan Guo froze like a stone statue.
Geng Bai exploded fireworks in his heart, found a place where he could stand on the undulating roof of the castle, and put him down.
As soon as it landed, Nan Guo turned his back on Geng Bai and became angry.
Geng Bai didn't persuade him either, he sat on the edge of the eaves, with his legs hanging down, and said, "Tell me, if you don't tell me, I'll hand you over."
Nan Guo's shoulders were stiff, and after a while, he said angrily, "You already know, so what are you asking?"
Geng Bai clicked his tongue meaningfully.
Mr. Huo heard it, and felt that his mobile phone was really cheap, and it was so cute.
"Then you are really dishonest. For such a big official, you let him go out with his buttocks naked, and shame the people of the whole country. No wonder you hate you."
Nan Guo turned around abruptly and said, "How could I let him parade in the street? I made him a unique new dress, and as soon as he took it out, his expression changed and he even called me—"
Dr. Nan Guo slammed on the brakes, choked on the second half of the sentence, showed a sad expression, and lowered his eyes in a lonely way.
Geng Bai looked at his humiliated expression and felt that there was too much information in it.
"What kind of clothes are they?"
Mentioning the field he was familiar with, Dr. Nan Guo showed momentum and said seriously, "That is a pair of pants that use the least amount of fabric. In order to make him fully feel cool, I have worked hard and thought about it for a long time before making it!"
"What is the minimum?"
Dr. Nan Guo proudly stretched out his finger and gestured three times.
"Three straps."
Geng Bai mentally pictured the underpants made up of three straps, and his whole body was covered with goosebumps.
At this time, a line of words appeared in the sky: Carnival night has begun, players are invited to enter the palace to participate in the ball.
Dr. Nan Guo said: "Put me down quickly, I want to go back, or I will die!"
"Is Your Highness so scary?"
Suddenly a voice came from under the eaves.
Geng Bai lowered his head, and saw a girl with long hair, Zizi...it seems like it?
The long-haired girl was wearing a gorgeous white lace dress, tall and slender, with a waterfall of blond hair hanging on her shoulders, and a pure gold crown on her head, like a holy princess in a fairy tale.
"King?" Fuck, this is the real big man in women's clothing, weak and charming, just one glance, you will be blinded by his light.
The gazes of Geng Bai and the king met cracklingly, and they spoke at the same time.
Geng Bai: "I'll hand him over to you, and you tell me how to clear the level!"
King: "Give him to me, and I'll let you pass the level!"
Dr. Nan Guo: "..."
He was heartbroken and wanted to tear Geng Bai's mouth open.
Geng Bai raised his brows, he didn't expect to pass the customs so easily, Geng Bai grabbed Dr. Nan Guo and was about to throw him down, Nan Guo seemed to be terrified, he held Geng Bai tightly, and begged him with his eyes.
Geng Bai said: "You are already a mature NPC, it's time to go out and make a living by yourself, good boy."
Dr. Nan Guo glanced under the eaves, gasped, and begged in a low voice: "Don't hand me over, after I gave my well-made underpants, when he tried them on, I found out that there were... "
"Yes?" Geng Bai was puzzled.
Huo Peizhang said: "Cover your ears and don't listen."
Geng Bai coaxed anxiously: "If you don't listen to me, I'll be bald! Say it!"
Dr. Nan Guo cried and said, "He is bigger than me when he lifts up his skirt."
Geng Bai: "..."
The omitted object must be the one he thought.
Huo Peizhang rubbed his eyebrows.
Geng Bai suddenly remembered all the previous words, and the expression on his face changed wonderfully. He looked down at the cold-faced king in women's clothing, and then at the weak and pitiful Dr. Nanguo. He seemed to have thought of something, and his expression suddenly became strange.
Ask in a low voice, "Did he take that from you?"
Doctor Nanguo is very pitiful.
The king of women's clothing looked indifferent.
Geng Bai: "This is a bit difficult."
The king of women's clothing raised his head, stared at Nanguo for a moment, and said lightly: "Even if I'm older than you, so what? My lord king, Nanguo, I am still wearing the new clothes you gave me under my skirt, if you are not satisfied with this, do I really have to take off my clothes and go out for a parade before you are willing to leave the prison and come back to me?"
Geng Bai: "..."
Who the hell fell asleep, he was a little confused, what's going on with the long chatter now?
Huo Peizhang felt sorry for this little fool, and concluded for him: "Weak attack strong."
Geng Bai: "..."
Still don't understand.
How did Mr. Huo know so much.
Hearing that the king was going to parade in the street naked, Nan Guo's eyes darkened. He was no longer afraid, and jumped off the eaves directly into the king's lace dress, "Are you still wearing it? Really?" Well, I'm so touched, even I can't hold you naked, if you dare not to wear clothes, dare to—"
King Dajiji raised his eyelids, looking at the melon-eating crowd squatting on the eaves and watching the show with their faces propped up.
Geng Bai: "Go on, you guys go on, I can clear the customs in a while, don't worry."
Huo Peizhang: "..."
He sat by the computer, curling his fingers slightly.
The king glanced at him coldly, waved his hand lightly, "Let's go."
The sound effect of game clearance appeared in the sky, and a line of European-style fancy fonts slowly emerged:
Congratulations to the dead ghost player [It’s the handsome Dabai] successfully cleared the level, please enter the tester mode and wait for the next level clearance command.
In a corner of the women's clothing boss's castle, Tingfeng is the rain raised his head, looking at the words in the sky, with an annoyed expression.
There was a sudden silence in the earphones, and he fixed his eyes on the black screen of the mobile phone, for fear of missing any movement.
After waiting for a while, the phone turned on, and the boot screen gradually appeared.
As soon as the phone was turned on, it started to operate automatically, quickly jumped into the album page, clicked to select all, and then confirmed to delete. In two seconds, hundreds of photos in it were deleted.
After doing this, Geng Bai heaved a sigh of relief, thinking to himself, oh my god, there are actually hundreds of screenshots of his face in women's clothing in the photo album, fortunately they were deleted quickly, otherwise it would be his dark history.
Mr. Huo looked so serious that he actually took a pornographic photo of him... no, a real photo... forget it.
The photos of a hard day's work flashed past Huo Peizhang's eyes, and they were deleted just like that. Huo Peizhang watched the phone turn on the camera silently, and frightened him with the flash.
He didn't express his displeasure, because on his computer, where Geng Bai couldn't take photos, those freshly released photos were all uploaded to the Internet the moment he turned it on, and now they are quietly lying in his cloud disk.
His voice was a little hoarse, he opened a game page, then took the phone and showed it to Geng Bai.
It was a face-pinching game page. An anime Q-version character was wearing a police uniform, with two fingers touching his forehead and waving at the screen. The villain had star eyes and sword eyebrows, handsome and cute, with a faint cinnabar mole on the corner of his lips. .
Geng Bai saw the computer game interface through the camera, and was stunned for a moment, because he deleted photos very quickly, and Huo Peizhang has sharp eyes, so he might not be able to see clearly. Besides, this villain didn't make it in a while, right? , the vivid details are almost the same as Geng Bai Yimao.
He thought about it, figured it out, and said, "Hey, you still remember me."
Huo Peizhang's eyes were dark, he looked at the winking little Geng Bai on the game interface, and said in a low voice, "So...you remember me too."
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