Museum of the Dead

Fei Yan opened his eyes with a splitting headache.He sat up and found that he felt like he was in a fairyland, with the mist filling the surroundings and a looming figure in front of him.

Myself... where is this?Who is that person in front?

Fei Yan rubbed his temples, and it took him a while to remember - before that, he was dragged down when he was saving a woman who jumped off a building.

"I should... die!" Fei Yan stared at his hand, and suddenly slapped himself, and after a moment of silence, he said to himself, "It's over, there is no pain, I'm sure I'm cold."

He stood up, and the surrounding fog dissipated a little, and he realized that he was in a mess, and the figure in front became clearer and clearer.

"Where should I stay after I get cold? Is it heaven? This is it?" Fei Yan guessed that he had gone to heaven based on the surrounding environment, but before he could sort out his thoughts, he was caught by the figure in front of him who was getting closer and closer. I was taken aback.

This is!

"Ozawa Muzi?" Fei Yan shouted in surprise, Ozawa Muzi is the goddess who appeared in his dream, yes, the one who undressed in the movie.

The goddess was still the same, with a beautiful face and a graceful figure, but this time she didn't speak, only smiled, which was completely different from the girl who shouted heart-piercingly in the movie.

Fei Yan almost blurted out: "You died too?" Then he felt that it seemed impolite to say so, and quickly continued, "That's not right! Didn't you act in a new movie this year? If you have time to watch it... You won't have any accidents after the performance!"

Compared with Fei Yan, who was a little noisy, the goddess looked much calmer, still wearing a standard professional fake smile on her face.

But what he did next surprised Fei Yan.

The goddess actually started to undress in front of him!

Although Fei Yan admired her dedication to work, he was still so frightened that he turned his back, but still felt like a glow was burning on his back, as if little fire had been sprinkled all over his body.

This is too...exciting!Could it be that I did too many good things during my lifetime, so I can start enjoying them when I go to heaven?Fei Yan quickly ran through his life story in his mind.

That's right, he has indeed done a lot of good things, especially in the two years since he graduated from university, he should have saved twenty people, but the strange thing is that those people disappeared quickly after being rescued, without even giving him a pennant. he sent.

Of course, is he the kind of person who cares about the pennant, which has no practical meaning other than satisfying his own vanity?

Well, he is.

Fei Yan admits that he has a little vanity, but he is also very forgetful. Apart from being able to remember two hundred license plate numbers when following celebrities, he can't remember other things, so he doesn't have a single face of the rescued. remember.

Behind him was the sound of undressing, and Fei Yan felt his ears were burning. He grew up in an orphanage, and after entering college, he spent his spare time working and studying, and even had no time to find a girlfriend when he was working.

As a result, he hasn't even held a girl's hand, let alone said that his goddess undressed behind him.

"Then...what?" Fei Yan began to stammer nervously, with a hint of shyness in his tone, "Muzi, actually... I actually like you quite a bit, really... so, look at this... okay? Okay? Put your clothes on first, let's have a healthy relationship first, and go through the process, shall we?"

Fei Yan spoke from the bottom of his heart with the utmost sincerity, so the particularly annoying sound of undressing finally disappeared.

Fei Yan reckoned that the goddess must have been moved by his words, but it was not good to confess with his back to others, so he was going to turn around and say it again sincerely.

"I didn't expect that heaven would also include distribution objects. If I had known earlier, I wouldn't be living like this."

He felt that his life for more than 20 years was like a pool of stagnant water, without any waves. The loneliness and exhaustion all day long, and the loneliness deep in his soul made him feel that he was about to rot in this city made of steel and concrete.

Like walking dead.

"Ahem," Fei Yan asked politely before turning around, "Um... are you dressed?"

There was no answer behind him.

Fei Yan felt a little weird for a moment, so he turned around directly, but the moment he turned around, a gust of wind hit him, blowing him so hard that he couldn't open his eyes.

This gust of wind came and went quickly.When the wind stopped, Fei Yan opened his eyes and found that the surrounding fog had dissipated. This time he knew the environment he was in: there was a light above his head, but it was not very bright, and the floor was smooth, and the texture could not be seen clearly.

Like a public building.

However, this is not the key point. The key point is that Goddess Ozawa, who was still smiling in front of her just now, disappeared - replaced by three familiar men in black.

Fei Yan and the three of them looked at each other in blank dismay: "..."

Is the goddess a master of women's clothing?Can you still shadow yourself?

The key is... Forget about the big guy in women's clothing, and the shadow avatar, can sex change at the same time as sex surgery?

Of those three, two were clearly male.

Fei Yan seemed to have fallen from heaven to hell. Just as he was trying to get rid of the strange words of masquerade and pornography from his mind, he heard the man in black standing on the far left speak.

"Tsk tsk, look at this!" The man was handsome and elegant, but he was breathless when he opened his mouth. At this time, he was talking to the person next to him—the man with long hair who had been standing in the middle, "I said boss, We can't find the wrong person! This person... looks like a human, but his mind is... tsk tsk, this is the wish before death! Don't make a mistake! Can he really enter our hall? Even that Give him a once-in-a-thousand-year opportunity?"

After speaking, he scanned Fei Yan again from top to bottom, as if doing a translucency.

Fei Yan didn't notice the man's eyes at all, because he couldn't listen to other words just after hearing the words "before death wish".

Damn...it turns out that he is really cold, completely cold.

"I... died?" Fei Yan stared at his hand that hadn't turned transparent, as if he was asking, but also as if he was muttering to himself, and finally he laughed at himself, "Yes, from such a high building If you fall down, it’s probably going to be ugly to die.”

"Isn't that right? You always hit your face first." The man on the left spoke again, with a slightly regretful tone.

Fei Yan: "..."

The man was about to say something again, but after being glanced at by the long-haired man in the middle, he shrank his head and didn't speak again.

If it is dead, it will be safe.

Only then did Fei Yan take a closer look at the three people in front of him: the man in black standing on the left who likes to talk, with peach blossom eyes, looks similar to a young fresh meat like Lin Bo, he is handsome, but he is very handsome at first glance. Unreliable; the man in black called "Boss" in the middle has slightly disheveled bangs, an indifferent face, unattainable, even with long hair, there is no sense of disobedience; and the man in black on the far right is a woman , looks heroic, at this moment he looked at himself expressionlessly.

"Are you... Heiwuchang?" Fei Yan was a little dissatisfied. Since he was saving people from death, he should go to heaven after death. How could there be a few civil servants who obviously came from hell?

The three of them were obviously stunned for a while, and Fei Yan glanced behind them: "What? Isn't it said that one black and one hundred come to seduce souls?" After speaking, he thought for a while, "Is the recession so bad now? Civil servants are also facing difficulties. layoffs?"

The three men in black: "..."

The man in black on the left looked at him with great interest: "Hunting? We don't do such low-level things? Usually, this matter is left to rookies like you."

Fei Yan was confused by what he said, and just when he couldn't make up his mind at all, the man in the middle walked towards him, stretched out his hand, his voice was cold, like a cold blade piercing the eardrum.

Fei Yan was shocked by the aura of the long-haired man and his whole body went cold.

"Mr. Fei Yan, welcome to the Museum of the Undead. I am the curator, Yin Luan."

Yin Lu'an noticed that the young man in front of him was obviously stunned after hearing his introduction, and then he stretched out his hand and said solemnly, "Good name. It's really different from ordinary people."

Yin Luan: "..."

Fei Yan felt that Yin Luan, who was shaking hands with him in front of him, was emitting a cold air. He quickly withdrew his hand and returned to the topic: "The Museum of the Undead? What is this place?" Could it be specially used to collect the undead? Bar.

"Of course it is to collect the undead and display them! Otherwise, why is it called a museum!" The man on the left has a cheerful personality, "Hey, my name is Tianling, I can be regarded as the deputy curator, and the beauty on the right is called Amber."

Fei Yan nodded to Amber as a greeting, but the beauty seemed very cold and remained silent.

Yin Luan glanced at Amber, and Amber walked towards Fei Yan after receiving the order, and explained to him like a Baidu encyclopedia: "The Museum of the Undead is a branch of hell. Because hell has been overcrowded in recent years, some special The undead are collected here and handed over to Mr. Yin Luan for management. And you—”

"It is said that you should drink Mengpo soup according to the normal procedure, and then walk across the Naihe bridge to reincarnate, but there seems to be something wrong with the life and death book, so the King of Hades handed over this matter to us. You are new Soul, before the first seven, you only need to collect seven undead for this museum, and you can be reborn."

Fei Yan felt a little unbelievable, and laughed, "Me? I'm going to collect undead? Beauty, I'm bronze."

Yin Lu'an glanced at him: "It's okay, the three of us are here."

Fei Yan: "Forget it, I'll just wait for reincarnation, I don't want to be reborn."

Tian Ling is a familiar person, and directly patted him on the shoulder: "Hey, buddy, I think you had a good life, why don't you want to be reborn, don't you still have some short movies on your computer?"

Fei Yan: "..."

I feel like Truman, being watched all the time in my life.

"But it doesn't make sense for me to be reborn!" Fei Yan is an orphan, alone, with no worries.

Tianling shook his head and said, "Who said that? There are so many in your computer..."

Not to mention small movies, we can still be friends, Fei Yan felt that one head and two big, and hurriedly stopped him: "Yes, what was the 'death wish' you mentioned earlier?"

Tianling explained calmly: "Oh, that's your desire to survive, it's what you thought of the moment before you died."

Hearing Fei Yan, he had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, Tianling continued: "It's what happened before you met the three of us. You met your goddess Ozawameko undressing."

Everyone was silent for a while.

After a while, Fei Yan: "I said I'm a virgin, do you believe me?"

The terrible silence.

After a while, Yin Luan broke the embarrassing atmosphere, and said seriously: "Life and death will not change for a while. During this period of time, you will not be able to reincarnate normally. If you stay in the world for too long, you will become a ghost. At that time, you can only Scatter your soul, and you will not be able to survive in the Three Realms."

Fei Yan felt that he had shouted the slogan of the Socialist Scientific Outlook on Development all these years in vain. He had not even encountered a supernatural event in his life for more than 20 years. A little dizzy.

"Okay." Being under the roof, he had to accept this reality, so Fei Chunan said like an oath, "When I come back to life, I will definitely go back and find a wife."

Tian Ling seemed to feel a little cold around her.

Gathering up enough courage, Fei Yan scanned the surroundings. The hall was empty without a single ghost. "Where are we going to collect the undead? Shall we start now?"

Tianling glanced at him: "You are quite calm!"

Fei Yan said solemnly: "It's not bad! After all, I'm the one with the best quality in our group."

The trio: "..."

Yin Lu'an waved his black robe into the air, and immediately a large whirlpool appeared. Fei Yan felt that this whirlpool looked familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere before.

"Time is running out, explain on the way."

As soon as he finished speaking, Fei Yan felt someone hugging his shoulders, and then his body lightened, and the maelstrom in front of him sucked him in like a black hole.

The author has something to say: Fei·Virgin·Yan: "After rebirth, I plan to marry a daughter-in-law and bid farewell to the life of a virgin."

Yin · Obscenity / Chaos · Luan: "Okay, I will satisfy you immediately."

Shou is always tempted on the verge of death, Gong can pretend to be sullen, and pretends to be nothing when he is clearly in love with someone else.

The second day of streaking, think about it and save a manuscript... Chapter one is also good, it's too exciting.

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