Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Mr. Agent sat in the carriage with his head down, resting his right hand on the back of his neck, rubbing it one after another.

Judging from the leather smell lingering at the tip of the nose, this should be a new car.Judging from the interior space, it is a spacious SUV.Judging from the feel of the leather seat under the buttocks, this is a high-end car, and it is initially estimated that it is worth two years of his salary.

When I fell asleep... oh no, after waking up from a coma, I realized that it should be the New York branch of the CIA, or at worst, himself in a certain hospital. On the SUV that came out, and saw a big face exactly like him, what is there not to understand?

Was he put on a pirate ship in a coma, or the kind of ship that was forcibly carried aboard.

But now there is one more question - where did the car come from?

Is there someone to meet them?

Or, did they simply steal or rob?

"Don't act as badly as we think, okay Mr. Agent?" Aum turned sideways to the agent and explained helplessly, not noticing that his face once again caused a critical blow to the agent, "This car is bought of."

"F... bought, bought?" The agent had an expression of "Is labor and capital TM the kind of person who is easy to be donkey?", judging from the shape of his mouth, he should have forcibly swallowed a sentence of national abuse.

"After you entered the CIA, you were searched! Your wallet and mobile phone were all confiscated! You will never have a penny on your body. Tell me you can afford this high-end SUV? How do you pay the bill? Is it the same as him Sell ​​yourself?"

The agent sneered, and Shua raised his finger to Eric who was sitting in the passenger seat.

"Nijadaka." T'Challa suddenly called out Eric's name in a warning.

Eric paused, hesitated for a few seconds, and resentfully withdrew his hand that had touched the storage compartment.Forget it, it's inconvenient to be under T'Challa's nose, look back and find a gap when he's not there, and then accept that owed agent!Even if he didn't have a wooden warehouse, he could still clean up that guy and make him cry for his mother!

In the seat in the back, after the agent said what he just said, he folded his arms and stared at the man who hit the face, with a stubborn look that must be cleared up today, unaware that he had already wandered around the gate of heaven.

Aum was speechless by the series of questions from the agent.

It has to be said that the agent's analysis is very correct, the logic has no loopholes, and the conclusion is quite correct, the premise is... if there is no cheat...

But in fact, they have Tony, who buys one (person) and gets three (artificial intelligence) free.In the day-to-day battles of the Avengers (chai) and (qian), Jarvis's buying, buying, buying skills have long been cultivated to the top level, and all talent trees are fully activated.

So, after Aum and the others disappeared from the camera directly by relying on the illusion of Rocky Little Snake, and then left the CIA New York branch with the agent through the window without being noticed by anyone, Jarvis had already bought a car SUV, parked on the side of the road to meet them.

After all, they were going to New Jersey. Although it was just next door to New York, they were not interested in running all the way there, especially Eric who was carrying a big man on his shoulders.

But that's not the right way to explain it to an agent.

For a while, he couldn't think of a reasonable way to fool the agent, so Aum simply resorted to the trick of changing the subject: "I'm sorry to invite you here temporarily, but we really need your help, just a little bit. busy."

Hearing this, the agent didn't worry about where the car came from anymore, he just laughed out of anger!

let him help?

A group of fugitives, let him, a senior CIA agent, help?

help with what?How to escape hunt? !

dream!

After laughing angrily, the agent calmed down instead.

His current situation is not optimistic, and he fell into the hands of a group of lawless guys alone. Although it seems that these guys are still useful to him, and he should not have to worry about his life for a while, but what are these guys trying to use him for... The agents couldn't help thinking of all kinds of conspiracies that would endanger national security...

The top priority is to pretend to be false, to set out their purpose and plan, and then find a way to escape, or at worst, find a way to hand over the information!

"Help for what?" the agent asked in a calm voice, trying to control his emotions and keep his face expressionless.

Unexpectedly, the CIA agents would be so cooperative. Aum was stunned, and then said:

"We are investigating the disappearance of the Atlantis murlocs..."

The agent endured it for less than three seconds, and all his persistence was defeated by the opponent's "brazenness".He sneered and mocked directly:

"Investigate the disappearance of the murlocs? The people who bought the murlocs at the auction want to investigate the disappearance of the murlocs? Aren't you the culprit!" With such a thick skin, who gave you the courage?

Aum finally realized that there was still a lot of misunderstanding between them and the agents. To get the cooperation of the agents, he had to prove his innocence first.

But... proving innocence is so troublesome, why not take a shortcut!

Orm leaned forward to the back row, stretched out his hand and took the little Rocky snake from Sol's wrist, held it back in his hand, and discussed with him in a low voice, can he use some spells such as ecstasy to let the agent Be obedient and help out honestly.

However, Little Rocky snake rolled his eyes and told Orm not to daydream all the time, he is a mage, not a banshee!How could it be possible to use such unscrupulous spells as ecstasy!

OK!

Although Aum felt that Rocky Snake might have a big misunderstanding of his own integrity, but at least he understood that the shortcut was blocked, and he still had to find a way to prove his innocence.

If you want to prove your innocence, you have to... restore the original appearance first!

A few seconds later, Mr. Agent, who was forced to appreciate a big transformation, supported his head, and his whole body was not feeling well.

big... change... live... people... ah...

It's... really... the... change... ah...

It's not... a magician's blindfold...

No wonder... I always feel something is wrong after waking up... It turns out that a blond man is missing... No, no, it's not missing, he's always there, it's just a different face... It's just a different face ...

It turns out...it's not a clone...it's an illusion...

It turns out...it's not black technology...it's magic...

Mr. Agent suddenly woke up!

If you think about it carefully, the possibility of being a spell is indeed higher than being a clone!

Even if there is such a sensational black technology as replicator, it must be the president and other dignitaries who are copied first, or Stark, Wayne and other super rich people, and then it is estimated that it will be the turn of the captain of the United States and the like. Hero, this is normal logic!

He is just a senior CIA agent. Although he is definitely considered a successful career among ordinary people, but is it his turn to be responsible for the conspiracy of replicants?And wait!

Thinking of this, Mr. Agent immediately regained his spirits.

It's a spell, not a clone, what a wonderful thing!How great!Without replicants, the world would not be subverted, and if one less plot to destroy the world, how much overtime would he have to lose!Is there anything better than this?

Must not!

When it comes to having fun while working overtime and finding self-comforting skills in the field, agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and FBI can compete with their CIA!

"Hello, I'm Aum, the prince of Atlantis. This time I went ashore to investigate the disappearance of the Atlantis murloc and rescue the missing murloc."

A white skinny hand was stretched out in front of Mr. Agent. If you look closely, the skin on the palm is fair, but it is pale because it has not seen the sun all year round. It is indeed different from people who live on land.

"Do you know what is the funniest case I encountered in my police career?" Mr. Agent politely pushed Aum's hand back.

Aum raised his eyebrows, and did not express any opinion on the agent's actions. Following his force, he withdrew his right hand, and then said politely, "Please tell me?"

"It's a case of fraud."

Mr. Agent leaned back lazily, folded his hands in front of his lower abdomen, and suddenly exuded a calm aura of ease.

"The deceived are more than a dozen elderly people. The method of deception is that someone specifically looks for elderly people who live alone. After getting close to the elderly in daily life and gaining trust, they will reveal their so-called life experience to the elderly. The kind of background, for example, the last descendant of a certain Indian ethnic group, or the last descendant of a family that was once famous for its wealth but has now disappeared.

Then they said they wanted to get back the treasure that the family had hidden somewhere, yes, the kind of treasure that was hidden in advance for a comeback, but they were tight and needed some start-up capital.And then... huh?You know? "

Mr. Agent shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, saying everything without saying a word.

Well, he understands.

It sounds a bit like his behavior, but he didn't say he was looking for the lost treasure of Atlantis!Besides, the only lost treasure in Atlantis - the artifact trident - has already been taken by Arthur, okay?

To put it bluntly, I just don't believe it.

If you don't believe it, then give him some evidence, so that he has to believe it if he doesn't believe it!

Aum scratched the tip of the little Rocky snake's tail again, and the little Rocky snake immediately yanked his tail twice on his hand, leaving two red marks, but the work that should be done was done in the end——

The illusions on Arthur and Thor were also removed.

"Sea King—Arthur, member of the Zhenglian, king of Atlantis. Thor—Sol, member of the Avengers, Prince of Asgard. Excuse me, can this prove that I am me?"

Aum asked with a smile, the shocked expression on the agent's face was really refreshing!

probably……

Mr. Agent thought uncertainly, who knows, he needs to be shocked for a while now, and has no time to think about these...

God! ! !

Lex Luthor is not Luthor!It's Sea King Arthur! ! !

The white soft armor Yujie is not Yujie either!It's Thor! ! !

Thor! ! !

Thor, who was internally rated as the most Alpha man in the world by the girls in the CIA! ! !

My world view is probably really broken...

Mr. Agent thought in a trance.

I just don’t know that Neptune of the Justice League pretends to be his colleague Superman’s deadly enemy, and Thor of the Avengers is a big boss in women’s clothing. Which event caused a greater blow to his concept of time?

Or...both devastated?

Mr. Agent struggled to straighten his upper body from the back of the seat, as if sitting with a straight back would give him the strength to put his worldview back together.

He is a professionally trained special!He has investigated serial murderers, chased bank robbers, and fought terrorists. Even when New York was invaded by aliens, and the sky carrier of SHIELD almost burst into fireworks in the sky, he was on the front line Yes, what big scene haven't you seen?No, no, it's just... so what... the Thunder God of the Avengers has, does he have a special hobby!

All living beings are equal, who wouldn't allow the gods of Asgard not to have special hobbies!

Besides, no, isn't it pretty too!Tall and fit, Yujie has an aura of [-] meters!

It can be seen from this that the one who really destroyed Mr. Agent's world view into ashes, and will not go back even if he tries hard, is a certain funeral-faced female costume boss.

"Since the spell can turn you into me and Aquaman into Lex Luthor, who can guarantee that the Aquaman I see now is the real Aquaman?"

Mr. Agent still refuses to believe that among the people who bid for murlocs at the auction, who openly attacked the police in the CIA New York branch and kidnapped CIA agents, there is actually Chaoying from Zhenglian and Avengers!

Focus!Aquaman disguised as Luthor! !And women's clothing boss Thor! ! !

Aum: "...then how do you want to prove it?"

"Emmm... I heard that Neptune plays with fish... Oh sorry, can he communicate with fish?" The agent's eyes drifted left and right, looking at the sky and the earth, but not Orm and Arthur.

A few minutes later, a fish tank fell from the sky into Arthur's arms, and then another big goldfish fell from the sky and landed in the fish tank, splashing a splash of water, washing Arthur's hair and face, and soaking his upper half by the way T-shirt, the drenched T-shirt completely outlines the perfect shape of Arthur's two big chest muscles.

The author has something to say:

Guess how the fish tank came about~?

Yes, how about sending a small red envelope~?