Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

After being filled with gossip about "The Love History of Three-Year-Old Childish Youth in Atlantis", Natasha pulled out two pieces of news, one good and one bad, from the young Lauren.

The good news is that three days ago, on the day Shirley disappeared, Lauren not only saw Shirley herself, but also saw a land person talking to Shirley.

But the bad news is that the young Lauren, who hadn't sold the clam shells and successfully held hands with Elton, was still immersed in the grief (怄) pain (gas) of being dumped, and turned his head angrily after only one glance.Not to mention recalling the specific appearance of the landman, the only characteristic he can accurately describe is - "Super short! Not as tall as Shirley!"

For some reason, her intuition suddenly told Natasha that she should confirm Shirley's height out of rigor.

"May I ask, how tall is Shirley?"

"Emmm——" Lauren murmured for a long time before replying unwillingly: "1 meter 83, 8 centimeters taller than me..."

The tone is very depressed.

Natasha silently praised the great intuition.

Lauren's previous description of Shirley, especially the part where she simply dumped Lauren, made Natasha paint a tall and handsome image of a royal sister in her mind.

Natasha: "Shorter than Shirley who is 1 meters... much shorter?"

Lauren shook her head.

Natasha: "Just a little bit shorter?"

Lauren: "No, I shake my head to mean I can't remember _(:з)∠)_."

Natasha: "Okay! Then please follow me to the security hall!"

"Ah?! Why do you want to go to the security hall?!" Lauren immediately stepped back two steps, put her hands on her shoulders, and complained weakly and helplessly: "I just can't remember clearly. Is it necessary to arrest me and enter the security hall?"

"..."

Natasha rubbed her temples, then turned her head and asked Aum weakly: "That—you, Atlantis, don't you have any regulations for inviting people involved in the case to the security agency to assist in the investigation?"

Aum silently turned his head to look at Adonis, the chief of security.

Adonis touched the tip of his nose, and said with some embarrassment: "Yes, but I haven't invited anyone into the security hall for many years. Most of us Atlanteans do bad things more...cough! Simple and rude, easy can be caught."

This explanation is powerful.

The superpowers and even Aum rolled their eyes because of their strength.

"Look, I'm not arresting you—" Natasha spread her hands to Lauren and said, "It's just to assist in the investigation, because you can't accurately recall the appearance of the landman you saw that day, so I need to ask you to go to the Security Office , use hypnosis to assist you in recalling. Don’t you want to rescue Princess Shirley from the dragon as soon as possible?”

Natasha felt that she was also working hard, and she could say such a naive reason.

Lauren was bloody for a second: "Of course I want to save Shirley! I want her to see that I am obviously very masculine! When I was a child, I always let her fight at the front, just because she is taller than me!"

Natasha: "..."

Too many slots, I don't know where to start.

"But—" After three seconds of bleeding, Lauren bargained cautiously: "Hypnosis is fine, but can I not go to the security hall?"

"..." There are more slots...

"wait a minutes."

Natasha signaled Lauren to wait, then walked quickly to Tony and asked in a low voice, Tony thought for a second and then said briefly, then Natasha returned to Lauren and nodded to him said:

"Yes, but you need a quiet room that will not be disturbed. If you are disturbed during hypnosis, it may have a certain negative impact on you, such as having nightmares for a few days."

"My house!" Lauren immediately relaxed, smiling and pointing his thumb back, "My parents are on a business trip recently, and Elton has also gone out to hunt mussels. I'm the only one at home, and no one will disturb you." !"

Before starting the hypnosis, Sherlock suddenly handed Natasha a piece of paper with a few lines written on it, and then Sherlock said that he needed to go around to find the possible crime location, and the hypnosis and portrait drawing would be handed over to Natasha. she is gone.

After finishing speaking, Sherlock left directly, and took away Watson and the director of the security department, Adonis, euphemistically saying "someone needs to lead the way".

The hypnosis process went smoothly.

Natasha led the entire hypnosis process. She is a veteran spy with many skills and has never overwhelmed her body. She has successfully performed the difficult operation of shallow hypnosis on the target person by rubbing secretly at the reception.

Dr. Banner is in charge.When he first became the Hulk, he hadn't tried any methods to suppress his rage. Hypnosis and yoga were only relatively mild methods.

Orm is in charge of supervision.As the actual manager of Atlantis, he must be responsible for the safety of the citizens.

And the young Lauren only needs to be responsible—obediently being hypnotized.

Lauren wasn't too wary, and the hypnosis made Natasha happy physically and mentally. It made him recall the scene of Shirley's disappearance, and he had a quick glance at it, and described the general appearance of the land person.

So, the next job is Friday's.

As a perfect artificial intelligence housekeeper in the new century, he must not only decipher viruses, but also restore data, and also write his own screening algorithm, and even be able to do portraits. Friday was almost out of breath and cried come out.

When Natasha walked out of the room temporarily used as a hypnosis chamber with the face portrait made by Friday based on Lauren's description - Banner was still inside to wake Lauren up - when she saw a few guys staying outside They were muttering together and they didn't know what they were talking about, their eyes were full of gossip, even Bruce was no exception.

Although the disguise was very good, it still failed to hide from Natasha's eyes.

"What are you gossiping about?" Natasha pointed out without waiting for them to disperse and pretend to be serious.

"Just... casual chat." Steve said a little embarrassed.

"Oh~? Is it~?" Natasha's smiling eyes rolled over Steve's reddish ears, "Cause you are talking about male adult topics?"

Natasha was pleased to see the red quickly spread from the tip of Steve's ear to the entire ear.

Steve declared defeat.

"Stop, stop --" Tony raised his hand decisively to prevent Natasha from continuing to speak euphemistically, and reminded: "There are still minors here!"

Natasha followed Tony's line of sight to see Peter—with a puffy face, obviously very dissatisfied with being classified as a minor.She pinched Peter's cheek with a smile, and was very satisfied with the elastic touch, and continued to ask: "OK, there are minors, so what are you talking about?"

Tony: "No..."

"Just chatting about Lauren's breakup." Saul answered quickly, interrupting Tony who was trying to fool him.

Without Natasha asking, Saul continued very consciously:

"Didn't Lauren say a lot of reasons for his breakup before, and then we had a disagreement. Tony felt that the problem was mainly with Lauren, and he deserved the breakup, but Bruce and I both felt that Lauren and Elton Their behavior is nothing, although they are together now, they used to be normal friends, it’s not normal to play together often, breaking up with this reason, isn’t it too much?”

"Etc., etc!"

Natasha was almost stunned by Saul's long words.

"Tony thinks Shirley did a good job breaking up because of Lauren and Elton's close relationship. But you and Bruce think that there is nothing wrong with Lauren and Elton, and it is wrong to break up because of this. ?”

"Of course!" Saul said confidently.

Natasha pursed her lips inexplicably, and asked in disbelief:

"Do you really think it's okay to go to school together, hunt together, learn martial arts together and participate in marathons together every day but only spend time with your girlfriend once a week?"

Sol: "Aren't men just brothers who eat, drink, have fun and fight together! Of course we spend a lot of time together! Nothing wrong!"

Bruce nodded gracefully: "Except for the word 'eating, drinking and merry', I agree with Mr. Odinson's statement, there is really nothing wrong with it."

Peter raised his hand and said hesitantly, "I also think... nothing wrong..."

Natasha: "..."

Tony: "..."

A group of straight men with advanced cancer are idiots!

"Do you know why you have disagreements?"

Aum's voice suddenly broke in.Dr. Banner has awakened Lauren from deep hypnosis and is giving him psychological counseling. After confirming that the hypnosis has not caused any negative effects, Aum came out before them. Unexpectedly, he just heard Natasha's heartbroken rhetorical question.

"Why?" Saul humbly asked for advice.

Aum pointed to Tony and said, "He has a fiancée, and he used to date hot girls with big breasts, heterosexuals with good roots."

Then he pointed to Bruce, "Although I have dated a lot of hot girls with big breasts before, I have already hooked up with Superman. She is a gay guy who is not so popular."

Peter couldn't help but let out a little exclamation from the side.

Bruce gave Orm a vicious look.

Aum pointed at Saul again, "You are also crooked. And there is one thing in common between you and Bruce, they both directly became husband and wife with close friends of the same sex. Have you found out where the problem is?"

Bruce: "Husband."

Aum was speechless for a moment, "...OK, husband and wife! Let me tell you, can you focus on the key points, Bruce?"

Bruce insisted, "That's the point."

Aum: "... I heard that the one below will only care whether it's a husband and wife or a husband and wife... Hey! It's not a good habit to strike at the slightest disagreement!"

Orm flashed Bruce's batarang sideways, then handed him the batarang under Peter's pleading gaze.

Immediately, Peter happily stuffed the Batarang into the deepest part of his schoolbag and hid it.

Collect Batman items achievement get√.

The next target - Superman's red cape!

Orm and Bruce didn't know that Little Spider-Man had boldly put his idea on Superman's cape, and they were still continuing the discussion just now.

Aum: "Anyway, it's the straight man of steel who thinks there's something wrong..."

Tony coughed lightly, "The straight man of steel can be used in a derogatory sense."

Aum: "Then...a pure-blood straight man?"

Tony: "...you should remove the adjective, thank you!"

Aum: "...No one is allowed to interrupt anymore, and you don't have to worry about the wording of the question anymore! Just understand it! In short, those who think there is something wrong are heterosexuals, and those who think there is nothing wrong are mosquito coils! That's it !"

"but--"

Peter said a little uneasy: "I don't think there's anything wrong, too, QAQ..."

"Yes." Aum patted Peter on the head, and said kindly and compassionately: "Do you know that there is a saying called 'bend without knowing'?"

Peter: "...No, I don't really want to know..."

"Then you know now." Aum smiled more kindly.

Having already got the portraits, everyone didn't stay at Lauren's house too long. After Aum fulfilled Lauren's request for a group photo when he was young, Aum left immediately and prepared to return to the security hall.

Before leaving, Natasha suddenly asked Lauren casually: "There is a question I've always wanted to ask, you—seem to be very afraid of the security hall?"

In the habit of spies, there must be demons in every abnormality.Although Lauren didn't show it very clearly, Natasha still found out his fear of the Security Office.

Lauren: "Aren't all the bad guys going in the security hall? Of course I'm afraid!"

Na just came out of the security hall. Ta. is about to return to the security hall. Sha "..."

The author has something to say:

Thanks to the enchantress little angel for the grenade~ I wish the exam goes well and pass all of them~ Come on!

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