Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

When Sherlock's cell phone rang with its own default SMS ringtone, Sherlock and Damian were having their 36th fight in just two days.

Probably because the bears have their own styles but their standards are evenly matched. Since Sherlock was forced to stay in Wayne Manor by Bruce, in just two days, the two bears, Sherlock and Damian, have choked nearly 50 times.

Among them, there were 35 small fights that did not cause any loss of items (the 36th is currently in progress), and 8 large fights that unfortunately caused a devastating blow to certain furnishings in Wayne Manor. Damian was too violent and damaged the wall 1 extra-large fight.

The two brats, one big and one small, jumped up and down all the noisy chickens and dogs in Wayne Manor, and hid everyone who could hide.

For example, Dick and Jason—this is the first time Tim has seen Jason so active in the mission of Zhenglian, and he is willing to carry out the mission in a regular and official way—by helping the reunion clean up the Hydra base, disappeared from Wayne Manor.

For example, Bruce, under the pretext of transferring criminals from Arkham, also left Wayne Manor in a hurry.

Another example is Alfred. It is the first time that Tim knows that the daily needs of the manor need to be purchased by the butler himself, and it takes a whole day to purchase...

As a result, there are only two bear children, one big and one small, left in Wayne Manor, and the guardians of the two bear children who really can't leave - Watson and Tim.

Watson repeatedly blocked Sherlock but failed.Every time after being nagged by Watson, Sherlock would always swear that "he is too lazy to argue with that short-legged kid", and then turn around and continue to fight Damian for [-] rounds. Watson simply ignored Xia Locke. Locke froze, took out Sherlock's credit card from his wallet and took it to Alfred, saying that the losses caused by the fight would be directly deducted from this card.

Alfred accepted the card in good faith, and then said in a personable manner that only half of the loss will be deducted from the card. As for the other half, Alfred said in Damian's expression of shattering:

"Of course it will be deducted from Young Master Damian's pocket money. According to preliminary estimates, he will not see pocket money again for at least four months :)."

Watson silently said that he had learned another trick—disciplining the bear children, starting with economic sanctions.

Then, Watson and Tim got together to drink tea and eat cookies, and went to the theater by the way.

What a show.

The live-action 3D mouth-to-mouth and hand-to-hand fighting contest, starring the famous big bear kid Sherlock and the famous short-legged bear kid Damian, will perform "The Secret of Wayne Manor" for you!

While chatting, Watson and Tim discovered that they had something in common.

Watson: "Sherlock speaks too directly. He offends people every day, and he doesn't care at all. He doesn't learn his lesson at all. Last time, some people in Scotland Yard couldn't stand it... (3000 words omitted below)"

Tim sighed: "Damian is not direct, but he loves to taunt people around the corner or simply curse people. It's okay if others don't understand, at most they think he's yin and yang, and if he understands..."

Watson squeezed between his eyebrows, "When it comes to yin and yang, Sherlock is simply his ancestor..."

Tim raised his forehead, "Speaking of offending people, Damian has already changed four elementary schools. If this continues, I am afraid that before he graduates from elementary school, there will be no school in Gotham willing to take him..."

Watson and Tim looked at each other, hugged their heads and sighed, eyes full of vicissitudes.

Sherlock's cell phone text message ringtone suddenly rang. The default ringtone that comes with the phone has no advantages except that it is loud. Coincidentally, the fight between Sherlock and Damian just came to an end, and there was no noisy sound, which made the text message ringtone suddenly It was exceptionally clear in the quiet living room.

Hearing the ringtone of the text message, Sherlock immediately turned his head reflexively, and shouted to Watson from a distance: "John, see if it's a damn advertising text message or... what are you doing?!"

Sherlock stared at Watson and Tim who were embracing each other. He felt that his head was so green that he could run a horse, and his mentality was repeated between "Steady! Save face first!" Jump.

"As you can see." Tim let go of Watson, and said slowly: "After the exchange, I suddenly felt a sense of sympathy, so I just hugged and expressed my regret for seeing each other late. Is there any problem?"

Sherlock suddenly calmed down.

He walked up to Tim in a slow manner, bent slightly, and said condescendingly, "Your biggest problem is your lack of interest."

Tim, who was waiting for Sherlock's counterattack to take advantage of the situation and then counterattacked back, was stunned. Sherlock's shot was too straight, and he didn't know how to fight back.

refute?That's basically like jumping into Sherlock's logical monster pit.

Do not refute?Then he probably couldn't help but punch that brat Sherlock in the face. How embarrassing Watson would be...

Watson quickly rescued Tim who was struggling to do multiple-choice questions.

"Sherlock, there is a case." Watson unceremoniously put the phone under Sherlock's nose, "Aum is looking for you."

Sherlock's bear has been a bit too much lately, and Watson's patience with him has dropped to an all-time low.

"case?"

Being forced to stay overnight in Wayne Manor, bored, he could only rely on fighting with the little kid Damian to refresh himself. Sherlock immediately regained his energy. He quickly pulled the phone from under his nose and clicked on the message from Aum.

"I hope I won't enter the police station again..."

Watson saw that Sherlock became energetic in a second, no longer lazily beating up when he was in a fight with Damian, and immediately muttered to himself, praying that Sherlock would not do anything wrong when he was investigating the case. Send yourself to the police station.

To be reasonable, bail is very expensive, okay?

Sherlock scanned the message from Aum at a glance, and immediately typed back a message, and waited impatiently for a long time before finally waiting for Aum's reply.

He hurriedly read Aum's reply, and immediately pulled Watson up from the sofa.

"John, go! Go to Atlantis!"

***

On the cliff, the salty sea breeze blew up Sherlock's windbreaker, and the helicopter lifted off slowly with the sound of the propeller stirring the air, taking away Tim who waved goodbye to them.

Watson looked around, a little confused.

In front of him, the cliff.

Behind, wasteland.

Excuse me, aren't they going to Atlantis?

Or... Watson couldn't help opening his mind. Is there a teleportation array leading to Atlantis?

After all, these days, there are superheroes, mutants, aliens, and gods. Even mages have several types of mages with different power inheritance systems, so... the teleportation array should also exist, right?

"Sherlock, where is the teleportation array? How do I activate it? Do I need to input magic energy or put in an energy body?" Watson patted Sherlock's arm and asked happily.

Teleportation array hey!

If you can experience the legendary teleportation array, the various troubles caused by Sherlock recently... are not unforgivable!

However, Sherlock quickly broke Watson's "surreal fairy-tale dream full of childlike logic".

↑The above are the original words of Sherlock.

"There is no teleportation array—don't ask me whether Atlantis has a teleportation array!" Sherlock blocked all his questions before Watson asked.

Watson had no choice but to change the question regretfully: "Then how do we get to Atlantis?"

"Jump down."

Sherlock stared blankly at the cliff in front of him, and seriously thought about a question. After seeing Orm, should he beat him up first?Or a beating?

Watson: "What???"

"Aum said, let's jump off any cliff by the sea." Sherlock repeated blankly, "He said that there will be people from Atlantis below to pick us up."

Watson swore he definitely heard the grinding of teeth.

Jumping down...it's really a fresh and unique way to travel...

Watson walked to the edge of the cliff and looked down.

The height of the cliff is much better than he imagined, about five or six meters by visual inspection, which is a hundred times better than the [-]-meter bungee jump he originally thought!

If it's five or six meters... there's still sea water below... jumping down shouldn't be a big problem... right?

But before Watson hesitated to make a decision, he felt a sudden tightening in his waist, and then a body that was heavy to death pressed on his back, forcing him to stagger forward two steps involuntarily, and stepped directly off the cliff One foot in the air!

Sherlock suddenly fell down?

Did someone sneak attack?

Is someone trying to stop Sherlock from investigating the case?

what's the case...

Watson's mind was in a mess, and he couldn't figure out the situation clearly. Suddenly, he heard two muffled laughter in his ears, and he was furious:

"Xia-Loke--!!!"

Watson instantly figured it out, what kind of attack and blocking the investigation were all just brainwashing!The real fact is that that bastard Sherlock jumped up and hugged him from behind, and then jumped off with him directly by virtue of the inertia of rushing! ! !

"You jump, I jump!"

The moment he heard Watson's voice, Sherlock knew that he seemed to have accidentally offended him again, and immediately brainstormed and choked out this sentence.

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"Jump your size!"

Watson didn't feel Sherlock's romance at all, but only felt a strong beating.

"With that long face of yours, how dare you compare with Xiao Lizi's prosperous beauty?!"

Sherlock and Watson's "romantic" cliff jump ended very safely.

A small team of the Atlantis King's Guards had already been waiting under the cliff with a submersible. As soon as Sherlock and Watson entered the water, they quickly fished them into the air chamber of the submersible. Not forgetting to provide bath towels and dry clothes.

But they can't do that with the guests.There are no Atlantean nobles in this squad, and the air cabin is not a good place for them to survive. If it is not necessary, they do not want to wear bulky equipment and enter areas without water.Of course, except for traveling on land.

Fortunately, although the boys from the King's Guard could not accompany them, there were still Tony and Peter in the submersible who volunteered to pick them up.

Hearing that Aum invited a well-known consulting detective in Europe to investigate the disappearance case, Tony immediately volunteered to pick him up, and shared the little gossip of #咨询探者和友友有说的两三事# in Aum Finally, Tony followed up with Peter's little tail.

However, Sherlock's iceberg face showed no sign of thawing from the moment he entered the submersible until he entered the kingdom of Atlantis.

Tony, Peter, and Watson were chatting lively, and Sherlock seemed to be a world alone with a cold face. This lasted until they entered the security hall and saw Aum holding a thick stack of documents. .

"All the written information on the disappearance case is here." Aum handed the information in his hand to Sherlock, and said, "The number of known missing persons has reached eight, Sherlock."

Sherlock took the file without saying a word, nodded slightly to show that he understood the urgency of the matter, and left to open the file and start reading.

Tony stared at the documents in Sherlock's hand with interest for a while. What he was interested in was not the documents of the disappearance case, but the paper carrying the documents - it looked no different from the paper on land, but looked more It is smooth and slightly shiny, and the color is not the common pure white or light yellow, but a kind of light green that is hard to detect, giving people a very fresh and refreshing feeling.

It should be made of some kind of seabed plant.

Tony drew a preliminary conclusion based on what he observed with the naked eye.

Anyway, it is definitely not when the Kingdom of Atlantis just announced their existence to the world, and JB made wild guesses on the Internet about using materials such as seaweed and fish skin to write.

Atlantis used decent paper.

Peter simply rushed out the door, casually grabbed a young clerk from the Security Office, and asked where he could buy this light green paper and how much it cost.

Before coming to Atlantis, he checked the travel guide, and the Atlantis green algae paper ranked fourth on the "Atlantis Most Worth Buying Specialty List"!It is said that the style is unique, it feels good to write, and more importantly, it also has a faint fragrance of grass and trees. It is very popular as a travel souvenir for relatives and friends!

He must buy more for Aunt Mei!

Sherlock read the documents very quickly, and it didn't take long to read all the documents of the eight disappearance cases.He sneered mockingly, and threw all the materials on the table with a bang, and the light green paper was scattered all over the table like a goddess scattered flowers.

"If I had to say—"

As soon as Watson heard the familiar beginning, he knew it was going to be bad!His face changed suddenly, and he strode forward to cover Sherlock's words back, but he couldn't get past Sherlock's mouth.

I saw Sherlock's thin lips opening and closing, mockingly said:

"—Congratulations to you group of goldfish, successfully missed all useful clues! These materials are all rubbish!"

The author has something to say:

Sherlock: Watson thinks I'm uglier than Li Zi, I'm wronged...

Many little angels seem to be very emotional about the love and hatred of the little brother, hahaha~ let the author think about how to insert it~ ok!

Today, on the March [-]th, the company gives half a day off, but the author... What is the holiday?Don't know QAQ?

Thank you Kasen Kanedada for the nutrient solution irrigated by the little angel~ Memoda!