Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

The waves are surging, carrying the turbulent force and rushing to the cliff, and then exploded into waves, broken into water droplets, refracting colorful colors under the sun, and the brilliance fell into the water in just a moment, returned to the mother body, and became the wave again timing.

There is a familiar sea in front of my eyes, the familiar sound of waves in my ears, and the familiar smell of fresh sea salt on the tip of my nose. Generally speaking, the feeling of returning home should be warm and slightly excited, but Aum is not in a good mood now. .

The reason it is not good has nothing to do with the string of lunatics who are about to be transferred from Arkham to the dark prison under the [-]-meter deep sea, being driven like sheep by the Avengers, mainly because the suit and leather shoes, Bruce Wayne, who is handsome and is wearing sunglasses even when he is about to go to sea!

Still wearing sunglasses?

Is he going to the sea, or is he going to the sun?

In fact, Aum was a little angry. For example, Tony, who was standing not far from Bruce, was also wearing a suit and leather shoes, sunglasses, and even an extra square scarf in his chest pocket, which was more ostentatious than Bruce.

In fact, except for Captain Steve and Clint who are wearing uniforms and can be seen to be on a mission to do business, the rest of the Avengers are not so much escorting criminals, it's more like... a group outing!

Natasha and Tony's fiancées are wearing floral skirts and straw hats, Peter and Harry are in lively sportswear full of youthful vibes, Dr. Banner also abandoned his usual shirts and chose T-shirts, and Peter And Dr. Banner is still carrying a travel backpack on his shoulders, which is said to contain all the equipment needed for launching!

However, Aum was able to ignore the flamboyant Avengers tour group and focus all his unhappy eyes on Bruce.

It was agreed that Zhenglian will all be dispatched to help Avengers beat the Hydra monster? !

Why is Bruce still here? !

Speaking of why such a strange combination of the Zhenglian consultant, all the Avengers, the Prince of Atlantis and half of the Arkham lunatics suddenly appeared on the edge of a cliff by the sea, things have to start from the day when Aum was so happy. Abacus, he dialed the phone number of Mr. Zhenglian Advisor and started talking.

Although after Damian's brat hacked their chat room, turned around and reported the chat content to Bruce, Aum really dawdled for a long time, and it was so long that the Avengers had already finished the meeting and officially decided to exchange with the Zhenglian. Finally, he finally dialed Bruce's phone and put on the table the dark prison plan that had been hidden for a long time.

However, unexpectedly, Bruce on the other part of the phone was quite calm, and did not have the intense emotion that Carla said threatened to send Arthur to the North Pole.

Orm thought for a while, and attributed this calmness to Bruce's doing what he said. He really sent Arthur to the North Pole (Arthur: Why was I the one who was injured...), and he calmed down after venting his anger. After thinking about it, I started a long journey of bargaining with Bruce on the black cell plan.

If the so-called black prison plan is to be advertised, it is probably like this——

Still worrying about how super criminals are locked up?

Are you still having a headache because the clown always breaks out of prison?

Still heartbroken over the bill for the jail being destroyed?

Still struggling with how to upgrade Arkham's defenses?

Come and see Atlantis!

Ten thousand meters deep sea!Top secret prison!Super water pressure!

Fully automatic management is implemented here, and the demagogy of the clown's rhetoric will be useless.

This place is located in the deep sea of ​​[-] meters, a place of impasse, the deep sea is outside the door, and sea monsters swim outside the window. Without special means of transportation, no land person can step out of the black prison!

Want to go for a walk?The mouth of the sea monster welcomes you!

Want to jailbreak?The belly of the sea monster welcomes you!

Atlantis Deep Sea Black Prison is now undertaking the detention business of mainland super criminals. As long as 99999 per person per year, you will completely get rid of the trouble of "criminals can't be controlled, and the spring breeze blows again"!

Another: the first distinguished customer who signed a friendly and cooperative black prison plan, the Kingdom Prison Office under the Kingdom of Atlantis will provide unique VIP-style after-sales service, including but not limited to private boat transfers, 30 visits per year, (planned drop) to send any criminal who dares to escape into the belly of the sea monster (crossed out), etc., see the contract for details.

To put it bluntly, the Black Prison Project is a cooperation plan in which you give me money and I help you detain criminals. The black prison is located in the deep sea of ​​[-] meters, fully automatic management, and surrounded by sea monsters. Give #起海压力 to teach you how to make meatloaf & sea monsters don't even let your bones off# one-stop service.

To put it bluntly again, the Black Prison Project is actually a remedial plan. Although Sherlock insisted that they did not need a backup plan and a remedial plan, which are only needed by stupid goldfish, Orm still has a strange intuition. Stick to working out.

Of course, what Sherlock said afterwards became—"It's all you group of underwater goldfish, Kryptonian goldfish, Asgardian goldfish, who actually dragged me down to the point where I need to start a backup plan!"

Needless to say about the backup plan, just refer to Orm’s superb operation in Metropolis after Orm and Rocky both overturned.

As for the remedial plan, it is actually specially used when they fail to do things and are caught by Batman, use this to replace Arthur's life from the furious Batman (Arthur: I will always be injured QAQ !).

Of course, now it is not just as simple as replacing Arthur's life, but also shouldering the mission of rescuing Sherlock and Watson... Since Batman arrived at the scene at that time, Aum had conflicts with his brother and ran away. The speed is too fast, and Sherlock, whose force value can at most be compared with a goose, unfortunately falls into the hands of Bruce...

When Sherlock meets Batman, and both IQs are evenly matched, the loser will only be...Sherlock, who is weak in force...Especially, Batman still has home court advantage in Gotham...unless the British government uses McCaw Husband's bad move of killing one thousand enemies and self-defeating eight hundred, otherwise, he can only hope that Aum will perform supernormally quickly and rescue him from the black big bat.

Sherlock, who was forced to stay in Wayne Manor and could not go anywhere, said: He would go crazy without a case!Not even the cookies can make up for it!Never! ! !

In short, after listening to Aum's crackling and long series of advertisements without panting on the phone, Bruce just pondered for a while, and after asking if the black cell could hold all the Arkham lunatics and got an affirmative answer, he went He expressed his willingness to be the first customer who can enjoy the VIP-style after-sales service.

He even prepaid 60% of the transaction fee, and with less nonsense and quick payment style, he was ranked No.1 in the list of Aum's favorite customers.

However, Orm's affection only lasted until Bruce appeared in front of him.

"Because Zhenglian and Avengers are conducting interchangeable joint operations for the first time, in order to facilitate the cooperation between the two parties, I, the advisor of Zhenglian, will act together with Avengers." Bruce stood in front of Aum, with a bat With Xia's tone and Brucey's baby smile, he said the above paragraph.

Aum counted the members of the Avengers League one by one, and there was no one missing.

"But it seems that no one in the Avengers is going to act with the Zhenglian?"

"Since HYDRA throws nets and pisses everywhere... oh no, the unlucky virtue of digging--"

Orm scratched his ears in disbelief, Bruce, what did he just say?

Rational discussion, if he just recorded it quickly and sent it to Alfred, would he be able to book an etiquette course for Bruce for a year?

"——The Hydra bases discovered this time are all scattered in different regions. In order to prevent surprises, this time Zhenglian is responsible for each Hydra base, and they will work at the same time to ensure that they do not have time to inform each other, or even ventilate. After reporting the letter, Chaoying blocked the door, and there was no way to escape. So—"

Bruce shrugged, pretending to be helpless and said:

"The mission locations are too scattered. The Avengers can't send someone to each location to assist. In that case, more than half of the people will be dispatched. Who will escort the Arkham group?"

Logical, well-founded, and convincing.

However, Aum gritted his teeth and thought, if you hadn't sent Arthur to the North Pole for personal revenge, I might trust you once!

In short, everyone is already here, and Orm does not have the ability of the Flash. It is impossible to throw Batman back to Gotham in a second, so he can only admit it with gritted teeth.

But it's really not Aum's style to only be angry but not angry.Although I can't hold Bruce's handle to vent my anger for the time being, it doesn't mean that there is no place to vent my anger, such as...

"Go down from here."

Aum pointed to the nearly [-]-meter-high cliff, and said with a straight face to the Arkham lunatics, including the craziest super criminals in Gotham, including Joker, Freeze, Poison Ivy, Scarecrow, and Harley Quinn.

"Go down?" The frozen man immediately took two steps back, his face turned pale, what was he doing?Is Batman finally fed up and going to throw them all in the ocean and drown?

"There is no death penalty in Gotham! It is illegal for you to kill us without authorization!"

As soon as the frozen man said, other Arkham residents echoed, saying that what they threw into the sea violated the law and was immoral.The clown, who is usually talkative to death, has been silent all the time. It's not that he doesn't want to talk. It's because Aum put a shackle on the clown's mouth the first time he saw him, before sending him to the dark prison. Orm would never want to hear a word from the clown!

It's not that the Frozen Man and the others admit it too quickly, but that the cliff is too high. Although jumping off may have a chance of escaping from the sea, it is more likely to fall directly to death on the sea!

[-]-meter cliff!The powerful impact of jumping down and hitting the sea is more than enough to kill a person like Freeze who has neither Batman's physical strength to reach the limit of human beings nor superpowers three or five times!

"Don't worry, you won't drown. There are the Atlantis King's guards below, and we promise to stuff you into the submersible before you drown. Of course—" Aum smiled slightly, showing his white and sharp canine teeth, "If you want to experience the combat power of the Atlantis King's Guard, you can try to escape under the sea."

"Maybe——is also a kind of life experience?"

The life experience of God TM!

The residents of Arkham are all madly cursing their mothers in their hearts, what the hell is going on now, they are suddenly brought here from Arkham, none of the Justice League is seen, but the Avengers of New York A group of them came, and they got them to jump into the sea directly on the edge of this bloody shitty cliff? ? ?

What else did you say that there are King Atlantis guards waiting below?

Is Batman or Bruce Wayne, the main sponsor of Zhenglian, finally crazy, planning to help them sign up for a seven-day tour of the Kingdom of Atlantis at his own expense? ? ?

"How do I get down?" The frozen man thought about delaying the time first, and then tried to avoid going into the sea.Atlantis is a new tourist project recently. Yes, you may find a chance to escape by going to the sea, but the ghost knows if there is some conspiracy, such as directly killing them all in an unfamiliar place. ah!

The ones next to them are all Avengers. I heard that they are not like Batman and they pay attention to beating people to keep their breath. When facing criminals, they are all in a direct and deadly rhythm!

"of course--"

Aum was too lazy to listen to the pressure from the residents of Arkham, so he suddenly stepped forward and kicked the frozen man's ass, directly kicking him off the cliff.

"—jump down."

Arkham, who was constantly protesting, was resident, and the villagers suddenly lost their voices like ducks with their necks stuck, and only the sound of the waves and the screams of freezing people were left in the air.

It seemed like a long, long time before I heard the sound of "plop" falling into the water.

"Then—" Aum glanced at the residents of Arkham one by one, and asked with a smiling service attitude: "—who will be next?"

The residents of Arkham immediately stepped back in unison.

"Tsk! Trouble!"

Orm grunted and complained, shook his head at the Avengers, and said:

"Help me?"

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

Peter was the first to respond, and rushed forward in three steps and two steps. Without Omdo saying anything, there was a scarecrow in his left hand and a clown girl in his right, and he fell off the cliff at the same time.

Usually, you have to pay attention to the impact when you are on a mission, and you have to stop properly when it is time to stop. Now I have the opportunity to throw a group of super criminals off a [-]-meter cliff like a shot put. What a wife! ! !

Then, without Orm's hands or the help of the other Avengers, Peter did the physical work of throwing all the Arkham lunatics into the sea all by himself.

Then, there is no need for Omdo to say, the Avengers used their own methods, such as the captain and the Hulk, who jumped directly, and those who used some skills, such as Peter and Clint, one used spider silk and the other used hooked arrows, They went down the cliff smoothly, and in short, they all went down to the sea quickly and consciously.

Aum stood alone on the cliff, messy in the wind.

The method of jumping down...was used by him to abuse the lunatics in Arkham on purpose!

Should the Avengers move so quickly so consciously, why would they all go down without stopping one?

He arranged for a water-air submersible to come up to pick people up! Hey!

The author has something to say:

The lunatics in Arkham don't know about Batman's vest~ Here Bruce appeared in Baby Bruce's vest, and the lunatics in Arkham thought it was the main sponsor of Zhenglian~

And, the author is getting fat again~