Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Damian received a thunderous news.

Father came back from Metropolis with Clark, with a thick tail named Arthur, so although Alfred had already prepared the helicopter, he and Jason didn't have to go to Metropolis.

The bad news is that the circus show is gone.

The good news is that he doesn't have to suffer the frustration of being in a small space with Jason!

However, none of the above is the real Thunderbolt. The real Thunderbolt is——Father and the others just went to the metropolis, and in the end they brought back a boy, announcing that their family will have one more member from now on!

Damian thought nothing of it at first, and was even a little secretly delighted—the clone bred by Lex Luthor of Metropolis by stealing Clark's genes, he must be younger than him, and he will no longer be a part of the family from now on. The youngest one!He also has a younger brother to bully!

However, Damian's beautiful vision was quickly shattered.

Bruce, Alfred, and Tim worked together to find out all the parts related to cloning in the materials searched from Luther's laboratory at the fastest speed. Mian announced the bad news:

"Luthor successfully cloned him six years ago, so—call him brother, Damian."

Damian jumped up from the sofa and shouted, "I'm six years and five months old! He has to call me brother!"

Ranking must be based on age, not height, this is not negotiable!

Damian glared angrily at the boy who was lying on the sofa and hadn't woken up yet. His height was at least one to two.It is directly in the form of a teenager, the clone is too foul!

"Oh, that's right, I'm still worried if I remember correctly." Tim patted Damian on the head with a smile, his eyes full of kindness, and said, "Although we don't know what Luther did for the time being, but According to the results of the bone age test, he is already 16 years old, please call me brother."

Damian: "..." He's going to kill Luther! ! !

"Congratulations~" Dick's big head moved closer to Damian, "How does it feel to be successfully relegated to fifth place?"

Damian didn't have any joy, he just wanted to beat the two brothers in front of him to death.Oh, by the way, Jason not far away didn't say a word, but he had taunted him 180 times with his eyes, and he couldn't let it go!

"I won't be relegated to fifth place." Damian calmly pointed to the sleeping boy on the sofa, and said, "He is Clark's child, and his surname is not Wayne. Why should he rank with the rest of us?"

Dick: "My last name is not Wayne, but I'm still your big brother."

Tim: "I'm not named Wayne either, but I'm still your third brother."

Jason also lazily joined in, "My surname is not Wayne, but I'm still your second brother."

Dick made up his mind to wipe out the most arrogant little brother in the family: "Actually, there are only you and father in our family..."

Tim continued: "...surnamed Wayne, but we're still..."

Jason still spoke lazily: "...a neat family."

After finishing speaking, the three of them looked at each other, and quickly looked away as if they were being burned.

MD!Disgusting!

Damian was also shocked by the behavior of the three brothers.

I would rather injure myself a thousand and two, but also injure the enemy a thousand, these guys are shameless!

The most terrible thing is that they have clear logic and no flaws!

Damian's plea looked around the living room, hoping to find someone to rescue him from the family's worst nightmare ever.

however--

Alfred is concentrating on browsing through a thick stack of fashion magazines, preparing all the necessary clothes from head to toe, from inside to outside, for the new family member.After all, what Clark brought back was a fruity child, and it was only because of the master's cloak that he didn't disappear~

Dick, watching the show with a smile on his face, anyway, he is the biggest, and if there are a few more, he will still be the boss.

Jason, laugh out loud, anyway, there are at least two... er, three younger brothers under him.

Tim, watching the play with a smile on his face, anyway, the two below are both younger than him, and whoever is older will not affect him.

Kara, who is full of motherly love, has already gone to the kitchen, and it is said that she is going to cook a delicious meal for the new Kryptonian boy.But Damian doubts whether the new family members will run away in anger after eating Kara's loving meal.

Arthur...forget it!Immersed in the disappearance of his brother, I can't help but count on Titus instead of him...

"What? Damian?"

Sensing Damian's gaze, Arthur suddenly raised his head and said excitedly, "Is there any news about Aum?"

==

Damian's dead fish eyes, he knew, it would definitely be the result!

"No, calm down, sit back first, Arthur—uncle—!" Damian waved his hand tiredly.

"Connor is also a member of the family," Bruce closed the book in his hand, and unquestionably settled the dispute between the brothers directly: "Connor Kent, his name, is between Tim and Damian in age. Since I'm with Clark, and of course you're sorting together."

Bruce looked calm, but Clark blushed quietly.

The four little birds looked at their father with burning eyes at the same time, with the same question written on their faces - when was the name given?

"Just when you were arguing about who is the older and who is the younger."

Bruce looked at the four sons mockingly. If the expressions on their faces were translated, it would probably be a group of immature brats!

Immediately, Damian glared at Connor's sleeping beauty again with unfriendly eyes, feeling extremely sad and indignant in his heart.

why!

Finally a new member of the family came, why is he still the youngest!

Seeing this, Bruce sighed silently and had a headache.

These four little bats at home...the painting style is really hard to describe.

Just for the sake of age and brother ranking, it can make a world war effect.

Generally speaking, shouldn't the normal painting style of a wealthy family be to rob family property and fight to the death?In the end, when it was their family's turn, everyone wanted to inherit the Batcave, but the Wayne Group was pushed back and forth.

Bruce just wanted to thank Tim!

If Tim hadn't been adopted, God knows how many years he would have been entangled in Wayne Group's official business.

(Lucius: Bah! I am obviously handling the business of the Wayne Group! Even before Master Tim, you are only responsible for increasing my workload, okay!)

The sudden ringtone of the cell phone interrupted Bruce's emotion, he looked down at the cell phone——Tony Stark?

Why did he call suddenly?

Is it really a world war?

"Yo~~~ Long time no see~ Brucey baby~"

As soon as the call connected, the flirtatious voice of New York's number one playboy made Bruce want to just put the phone in his mouth.

"Is there something business?"

Bruce blocked the topic that Tony wanted to continue with a black face, and there was a line of big characters written on his face - talk quickly if you have something to do, get out if you have nothing to do!

Knowing Batman's style well, Tony regretfully gave up the idea of ​​continuing to tease him, and talked about the business:

"As Iron Man, the leader of the Avengers Alliance, I want to ask the advisors of the Justice League, is there something wrong with you?"

As superheroes who belong to two world-renowned superhero organizations, and both of them are rich with black technology, Tony and Bruce are of course well aware of each other's identities.

Even hacking each other's systems and trying to extract some information has become their daily pastime.

An inconspicuous furrow appeared between Bruce's brows, "Why do you ask that?".

It is true that there was an explosion in the Metropolis, but the matter was definitely not so serious that even the Avengers in New York came to inquire.

Seeing Bruce's suspicion, Tony shrugged and said:

"Actually, I'm not interested in what you guys do every day. But the thing is, there's a little blond prince from Atlantis who's already sitting in my Stark Tower, cursing with Loki Aquaman for half an hour."

As he spoke, Tony showed a helpless expression.

"You know, I have three children here. I had to drive them into the study room who were playing online games in the living room, so as not to be affected by all kinds of indecent words."

"……ok, I know, thank you."

Bruce squeezed the space between his eyebrows, and he didn't know whether he was helpless or spurned and said, "I'll let Arthur get to New York as quickly as possible."

"You're welcome~"

After finishing the business, Tony returned to his frivolous tone for a second, and even gave Bruce a wink.

"If it weren't for the presence of three children, I would actually like to continue listening. After all, that little prince revealed a lot of gossip in your alliance while scolding!"

"……goodbye."

Bruce hung up the phone without hesitation.

"Tsk!"

Looking at the hung up phone in his hand, Tony was full of regret.

To be honest, there are too few opportunities to taunt Batman like this, and he hasn't had enough of it yet!

It's a pity, since this is the case, he should continue to listen to the blond little prince scolding Aquaman, maybe he can hear some dark history of Batman?

After hanging up Tony's phone, Bruce turned his head and planned to inform Arthur that "Om is in Stark Tower, New York", and drive him to take care of his younger brother by the way, but——

"Where's Arthur?"

Alfred raised his head from his stack of fashion magazines, and answered his master's question: "Going to New York, Master Kent sent him there."

Bruce turned his head again, and sure enough, the place where Clark should have been sitting next to him was empty.

It runs so fast!

***

When Arthur entered the Avengers-only area on the top floor of the Stark Building, Orm was surrounded by Sol with several Avengers, studying and chatting with Orm, and suddenly fell asleep Loki.

"Loki? Orm your friend? Who is it?"

After Aum ran away in anger, Arthur thought deeply about issues such as "he is too cruel to his brother", "how can he be cruel to him when he is still young", "should reason with his brother in a gentle voice" and so on. , and the moment he saw Aum again, he began to show the results of his reflection-a gentle sea king.

"Uh..." Thor silently raised his hand, revealing the drowsy little green snake wrapped around his wrist, "Loki is here."

Sensing Sol's movement, the little green snake raised its head slightly, grinned and yawned, showing its sharp teeth, raised the tip of its tail and shook Arthur perfunctorily, as a greeting, and then closed its mouth immediately. The eyes continued to sleep soundly.

Sol gently patted the little green snake's tail with his index finger, just like an adult coaxing a child to sleep, while worryingly said to his companions: "Loki has been like this recently, sleeping for nearly twenty hours a day."

"Twenty hours..."

Everyone gasped at the same time, something was obviously wrong!

"Are you sick?"

Some juvenile voices came from below, and at some point, Peter squeezed into the Chaoying circle with his dexterity and agility, and sat down on the carpet under the sofa to watch the little Rocky snake at close range.

Sol: "I took his temperature, it's normal."

Peter stretched his head to look at the little snake Rocky, full of puzzlement—Where should the thermometer be placed for Rocky's straight snake body?

Ashley, who was sitting on the carpet with Peter - Tony's Chinese fiancée - suddenly asked thoughtfully, "How long has this been the case?"

"Uh..." Sol raised his face and recalled, "About two weeks."

Saul wasn't quite sure.After discovering that Loki suddenly likes to turn into a little snake and sleeps soundly every day, he worriedly took Loki with him, but before he found out, it is unknown how long Loki had been in this situation .

"Hmm—" Ashley was silent for a while, then suddenly raised her hand and snapped her fingers, "Jarvis, what's Loki's latest recipe?"

Jarvis: "All kinds of sour food... miss, your guess is probably correct."

"What guess?" Tony looked confused, "Sweetheart? Jarvis? When did you have a little secret?"

The holographic projection of Jarvis suddenly appeared next to Tony. He bowed slightly in a gentlemanly manner and gave a butler salute, and then said:

"There is no secret, Sir. It's just a little common sense that you, who have just successfully proposed a marriage but are still far away from getting married, don't know."

Tony: "..." This kind of artificial intelligence should be donated.

Stark jumped off the sale and donated Jarvis to Derpy!

Ashley couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

Peter simply buried his head in his knees, but judging from the shrug of his shoulders, he must be laughing maniacally.

"sweetheart--"

Tony pinched Ashley's earlobe, and said helplessly:

"If you've had enough laughs, can you show kindness and explain to your boyfriend and all the confused men here?"

Natasha finally didn't hold back, and burst out laughing.

It's not that she is mocking, but in terms of some common sense, all the men here are counted as one, and they are all illiterate!

"Low lethargy, acidophilia," Ashley explained with a smothered smile, "Nine out of ten there is a cub in her stomach."

What? ! ! !

The men's eyes dropped in shock.

"Luo, Luo, Luo, Luo, isn't Rocky a man?!" This was Aum who was stuttering in shock.

"Cub?! Whose?!" This is Tony who hit the point.

"Loki...he...really?!" This was Thor with a mixture of surprise and ecstasy on his face.

(→_→)

The superheroes squinted at Sol collectively, and his reaction really explained the problem!

Everyone froze around Sol, staring at Loki's belly with burning eyes—if you look carefully... no matter how carefully you look, it seems that you can't see the slightest bulge of loneliness!

"No curvature, no bulge, really no." Steve shook his head, answering everyone's questioning eyes.He could swear with quadruple vision that Loki's stomach is definitely not bulging!

Tony snapped his fingers, "Jarvis!"

"Yes, Sir." After two beeps, Jarvis said: "The accurate test results show that Mr. Rocky's stomach is indeed not bulging. The initial speculation should be that the conception time is not long, and the embryo is still small, so it cannot You can see the changes in appearance."

"That—" Natasha frowned suddenly, and said, "—do you think it's impolite for us to stare at Loki's stomach like this?"

There is another sentence, Natasha thought about it but still didn't say it.However, the little spider with a faster head and faster mouth said it for her: "Ah! Mr. Rocky is a snake now, and snakes don't wear clothes... oh oh oh!"

Natasha covered Peter's mouth, pressed him face down on the sofa cushion, and smiled awkwardly at Saul.

To be reasonable, their behavior just now seems to belong to... collectively looking at Sol's partner?Rao is a black widow, and I don't know how to resolve this embarrassment...

However, Thor has already retracted his hand like lightning, and pulled his sleeves to try to completely cover the little Rocky snake.

"Cough! I'm afraid he'll catch a cold."

Zhong Chaoying: "..."

The prince of Asgard can be regarded as a textbook-level cover-up...

"It's not like snakes can't wear clothes."

The idea proposed by one of the only women present, Ashley, broke the awkward atmosphere.

"Think about it, Sol, you can customize any fabric, any color, and any style of small clothes for Rocky Snake at will. Even if you wear a hood on the clothes and two cats on the hat, it's not impossible."

Solden's eyes lit up!

Clothed little brother snake!

Such a brother!

Such a brother!

You can also wear hats, cat ears, and tails with anything on the clothes!

"Do you need me to introduce you to Tony's daily custom-made tailor?" Ashley's crescent-shaped eyes flashed a hint of slyness.

"Yes!" Thor responded without hesitation.

"Wait—wait!" Tony sighed with his hands on his forehead, and inserted a hand between his fiancée and his best friend to prevent them from continuing to diverge about the style of clothes, and asked Sol: "You believe it so quickly? Isn't your brother your brother?"

Sol's face changed suddenly, and he said with a hint of anger: "Loki will always be my brother!"

Tony: "...I'm asking about sex!"

"Oh—" Saul scratched his hair in embarrassment, "it should be?"

"It should be a ghost!" Tony couldn't bear it anymore and hammered Sol's shoulder, "There are cubs, how can you not know?!"

Thor shrugged his head and said pitifully, "Oh—then Loki is male."

Natasha covered her eyes in horror, despairing of Saul's slowness.

Until now, he still hasn't gotten the real point!

"Wait!" Thor raised his head in horror, grabbed Tony and said, "Loki is a man, can he have babies???"

Tony slapped Sol's palm away, refusing to talk to him.

very good!After such a long time, this big stupid man finally came to his senses!

"Ask your brother! How do I know what you Asgardians can do!" Tony said angrily.

Uh...seems to make sense...

So Thor poked the little snake Loki carefully.

"what?!"

The little Rocky snake who was woken up showed his sharp teeth fiercely to his brother, full of threats.

however……

Natasha and Ashley, two female superheroes, clutched their chests in unison, shouting crazily in their minds—Ahhh! ! !so cute! ! !I really want to take it home! ! !

"I just...wanted to ask you..."

Saul repeated his question carefully.

"Conceive a baby?! Have you finally got shit in your head, you idiot! I'm a man! A man!"

Before finishing listening to Thor's question, Loki bit down on Sol's fingertip viciously, and successfully gnawed out a row of imprints with his small fangs.

"Shut up! Don't disturb me to sleep!"

Ask Loki this road is blocked.

Sol was stunned on the sofa for a while, then suddenly jumped up and rushed out like the wind.

"I'll go back to Asgard and ask my mother!"

"..."

There was a long silence in the living room, and the same question was circling in everyone's mind - could Loki really...? ! ! !

"Actually, I still have a question—" Tony raised his hand suddenly, and said, "What about the two of them...you understand!"

In addition to his mission, Sol takes root in Stark Tower every day, and he has never seen him take Loki out to open a house. How did it...become?And cubs?

Tony's problem was solved by the ever-reliable artificial intelligence Jarvis. He released a video.A hundred ways for Thor to sneak into the evil god's room in the middle of the night! #

After watching the 10-minute clip of Thor's "cheating" with the evil god in the middle of the night, all the people present had the same look of confusion...

Emmm...their reunion, there is such a wretched Chaoying!

"Mr. Saul went to Mr. Rocky's room—" Peter suddenly said, "Could it be that Mr. Saul forced... Uhhh!"

Peter's face was covered by the flying pillow.

Natasha covered Peter's mouth with a pillow in pain.

What's going on in Peter's head? !

Still forced? !If it was really forced, the Stark Tower should have been demolished by Loki!

She had already told the captain that the child should not be too free!The tube still has to be tubed!

For example, when Peter and Harry recently studied Chinese culture, the captain insisted that they should study independently, and now the disadvantages are exposed!They are all learning from domineering presidents running around with the ball and little wives!

bad boy!

Aum suddenly patted Arthur, hooked his fingers to him, and signaled him to come over.

Arthur, who was finally taken care of by Aum, suddenly looked surprised, squatted in front of Aum at the speed of light, raised his head, and behaved.jpg.

"You said—" Aum asked Arthur a question thoughtfully, "Is the Atlanteans... okay?"

"..."

Arthur moved his butt uneasily, silently moving away from his brother... three centimeters.

He didn't know whether the people of Atlantis could do it, but his intuition told him that the question of Aum...resolute!cannot!answer!

The author has something to say:

Tell me~ How did Thor take the temperature of Little Snake Rocky hahaha!

Look at today's word count~ isn't it super fat~!

Today is also a chapter of two-in-one without rounding up ~ just adding more hehehe~ The author is proud of his waist for a while~<(￣︶￣)>.

Thank you BigCircle little angel for mine~ I am so happy to be liked by little angels!

Thanks to the two little angels Xiaoxiaoyu and Mumumumu for the white liquid irrigated~ Memoda!