Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

"Can I ask a question?"

Luther is as angry as a gossamer, and has nothing to love in life.

I thought he was the cat that caught the mouse, but I never expected that what he caught was not a mouse but a dog!

"Please say~"

Aum's little wave sound is almost breaking out.

"Why can you answer the phone?!"

He obviously!absolute!All wireless signals have been blocked! ! !

Aum blinked and showed sympathy, the kind of sympathy that a top student would have for a scumbag.He shook his phone and said:

"Produced by the Department of Science and Technology of the Kingdom of Atlantis, it can communicate with the land without any obstacles under the [-]-meter deep sea. With all due respect, if your signal jammer wants to block it, it is estimated that you need to improve [-] versions .”

"..."

Luther's eyes were dead.

It's fine for him to be ridiculed by Superman with force value, and Batman with black technology, why should he be ridiculed by a fisherman who just climbed up from the sea? ? ?

Luther's eyes were freezing cold, his right hand was quietly hidden behind his back, and he had already touched the wall quietly - while chatting with Aum occupied his attention, Luthor had retreated silently to the side of the laboratory In front of the wall, the back is tightly attached to the wall—the secret button, just open this button and release that thing, although it is not yet a finished product, but it will save him from the explosion range, and even knock Aum unconscious. It's not impossible to go...

boom--! ! !

Before Luther could move, the violent explosion struck again!

An explosion that was countless times more terrifying than thunder sounded from the outer wall of the laboratory. The unprecedented violent explosion was only separated from the laboratory by a wall, successfully blasting a huge hole in the wall!

The shock wave of the explosion and the scorching air rushed in from the hole in the wall, sweeping across the entire laboratory in an instant, and various instruments and countless glassware crashed and fell into strange shapes.

Aum was caught off guard by the powerful airflow and was thrown high to the roof!

He immediately turned 180 degrees in the air, bent his legs and kicked hard towards the ceiling, which was only a short distance away, so as to offset the impact of the airflow and avoid the tragedy of close contact with the ceiling—he doubted that the ceiling used It is the same high-strength alloy material as the safety door.

then……

Orm did successfully remove the powerful shock wave of the blast, and avoided the intimate contact between his face and the ceiling.

but……

The back of his head, his butt, his back, his... In short, all parts of the back of his body had an intimate contact with the floor!

Really close contact, the kind that smashed the ground into a human-shaped pothole that fit his figure perfectly.

Thankfully, no high-strength alloys were used for the floors.

Aum got up from the floor with stiff hands and feet—it is true that he has a very high physical strength, but he smashed the alloy floor into a human-shaped pit, and his limbs still endured a lot of impact—moving his hands and feet, thought:

It's a pity that I didn't master the strength of pushing the ceiling just now, and I accidentally pushed myself down _(:з)∠)_.

Also, the power of this wave of explosion is average, and the sound is quite powerful, but the shock wave of the explosion is just like that?He didn't lose a single... head...

After moving his hands and feet, he patted the dust on his palms, and Aum, who was about to straighten his clothes with his head down, suddenly froze his neck!

Who...who...can tell him...the rags...what happened to him? !

Black ash, burnt holes, the jacket cut into an abstract style directly looks like a beggar, as for the pants... the left one, the right two, the upper three, the lower four, all TM are small holes burned by flying sparks !Thinking about it carefully, it seems to be quite similar to those dotted coral islands in the Pacific Ocean, quite artistic... huh...

Ma Dan!Do land people's clothes need to be so unstoppable? !

The most embarrassing achievement in life get!

All thanks to Luther!

Orm glanced around angrily, then strode towards a pile of ruins, and accurately picked out Luther from under a pile of broken tables and instruments.

Luthor still had blood on the corner of his mouth.

Aum was silent for a second. Judging from the appearance alone, Luther was much worse than him. In addition to the same rags on his clothes, there were two more scratches on his arms and waist, and blood at the corner of his mouth——

It is estimated that the front was hit by the explosion shock wave and the internal organs were damaged.Orm gave Luthor a medical certificate, with a bit of eerie glee.

But no matter how miserable it was, it did not prevent Aum from angrily scolding Luther:

"You bloody cod! Don't think I dare send you to your gods..."

"Hi~~~~Surprise!!!"

A figure suddenly jumped into the laboratory from the smoke-filled hole, interrupting Aum's scolding.

"Did you miss me~ dear friends? Do you like my gift this time~?"

The voice fell to the ground, and the laboratory suddenly fell into a dead silence.

The gunpowder smoke and dust from the explosion filled half of the laboratory, making the figure who jumped in from the hole blurry, and only his general figure could be vaguely seen.

But Orm already knew who that figure was.

So does Luther.

The iconic weird and perverted accent will only belong to one person—the clown!

It's not that no one tried to imitate the Joker's tone and pretend to be him, but everyone who ever did it died tragically at the Joker's hands.Therefore, like the big white face, long red lips and prairie green hair, the strange tone of speech has become the unique symbol of the clown, and under the clown's management for many years, it has successfully achieved the thrilling effect that makes Gotham people run away after hearing the sound.

The clown who is famous in the circle of super villains and superheroes for his shameless posture of being beaten to death by the snake spirit that no one has ever seen before.

Orm lowered his head slightly to hide his gaze.

After tossing and tossing for so long, the main character finally appeared!

"Hey~ why no one pays attention to me? Don't you—don't you like my gift?"

The blurry figure approached step by step, gradually revealing his true face covered by gunpowder smoke - an ordinary, ordinary male face.

"you……"

Luther spat out a word in surprise, but couldn't continue.

Luther couldn't help wondering whether he could recognize the featureless face in front of him after being thrown into the crowd. The difference between it and the clown's signature makeup... Forget it, he couldn't calculate it.In short, there was no way Luthor could connect two faces so different!

Is this really a clown?

Is it really not a fake and shoddy product?

"It's true~ dear~"

The clown happily answered Luther.

Luther clenched the corners of his mouth for a second, resisting the urge to gag.

The clown was still cheerful, pretending he didn't see anything, he took out a box from behind, held it in his hand, gave Orm and Luthor a long look, and said:

"Since you don't like the gift just now, then this..."

As he said that, the clown made a gesture and wanted to lift the lid of the box.

"and many more!"

"do not!!!"

Orm and Luther exclaimed at the same time!

Hearing each other's voice, the two raised their heads one by one and lowered their heads - since Luther was still held by Om - they looked at each other, snorted coldly, and turned their heads angrily.

Fuck!Who wants to say the same thing as this fool/liar!

"Hey!" The clown grinned a smile that could be called surprise, "Do you know what the gift is?"

Orm shook his head.He didn't know, but that didn't stop him from asking about the malice on the clown, it stinks!

Luther nodded.Of course he knows!As the chairman of the Luthor Group who has been fighting on the front line of being attacked by Superman fans all year round, how could he not recognize CZ-8764!That thing is enough to send half of the experimental building to God!

"Ok?"

Frustrated, the clown pulled the corners of his mouth to his chin, pushed his toes together to form an upside-down "eight" character, rubbed his fingers at the box in his hand, and asked in a daze:

"This gift...you don't like it either? I worked so hard to prepare it..."

Orm and Luthor turned their heads in unison, and the clown's performance was too exaggerated to watch directly.If you look at it further, if they can't help but laugh directly, it will be very embarrassing.

Suddenly, Aum stretched out his arms and put Luther on the ground, patted his dusty clothes hypocritically, then quickly withdrew his hand, stared into Luther's eyes, and made eye contact with him.

[Aum: Get rid of this snake spirit first? 】

[Luther: Do it! 】

Aum and Luthor moved their mouths at the same time, showing a "happy cooperation" smile, but the thought in their hearts was——

Aum: First fool this silly bald man to help get rid of the clown, and then catch him together!

Luthor: First fool the big liar and the clown into a fight until both sides lose, and then I will activate the ultimate... to reap the benefits of the fisherman!

It's full of plastic love.

Just do it.

Aum put away his smirk, and looked at the clown coldly, full of murderous aura, eager to try.

"and many more!"

Luther suddenly grabbed the back of Orm's shirt.

stab-

Under the stunned gaze of the two, Aum's clothes were torn apart by Luthor.

"..."

"..."

"The quality is terrible."

Luther calmly hid half of the clothes behind his back.

"Pay attention to the box in the clown's hand, that's CZ-8764."

Aum turned to look at the clown, the clown smiled and raised the box and shook it at him, Aum turned back again, his face full of bewilderment.

Luther: "...CZ-8764, a new type of liquid pressure-sensitive bomb, it will detonate when the pressure changes, and the built-in pressure sensor is very sensitive."

"So...?" Orm asked dryly, and the ominous premonition came unexpectedly again.

"So—" Luthor also replied dryly: "That thing can't be slapped, kicked, or dropped to the ground, and it can't be opened directly..."

As he said that, Luther seemed to realize that the request seemed a little too much.

"...Anyway! That thing was snatched from the clown's hands lightly!"

After finishing speaking, Luthor suddenly stretched out his hand like lightning and gave Aum a hard push on the back!

me!

Aum staggered two steps to stabilize his body, turned his head in disbelief and looked at Luthor who was attacking shamelessly, Luthor smiled ingratiatingly, folded his hands together and bowed to Aum—please take care of me!

The villain behind MD!

Aum turned his head angrily, looked at the clown, the clown smiled and held up CZ-8764 to his chest—you can hit it if you have the ability~

Orm turned back again, faced Luther and asked, "Let me ask another question-what will happen if that thing blows up?"

Luther squeezed out a stiff smile, pointed to his feet and said, "Half the building could be blown to pieces, and the result is probably that we will go to see God together."

Orm frowned slightly, assessing the power of the explosion that Luthor said in his heart—with his body strength, he could withstand the pressure of the [-]-meter deep sea, and the explosion strength that blows up half a building may not be enough...

"Hey!"

The clown was not very happy to intervene in the conversation between Orm and Luthor. He held up CZ-8764 threateningly and said:

"Even if you don't like it, it's impolite to refuse someone else's gift in person. If there is no cutie to receive the gift..."

"Then I'll put that thing in your mouth and let you taste the taste of fried meat sauce from the inside out, how about?"

The consulting detective with curly hair and long face walked into the laboratory on the gravel, smiling and showing the black muzzle of the gun to the clown.

The author has something to say:

Aum: I wipe!Why is Sherlock more perverted than the clown!

Watson: I wipe it!When and where did Sherlock get the gun? ? ? ! ! !

CZ-8764, made up by the author, is not a product of the DC world, and it has no meaning~