Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Sherlock blinked, blinked, blinked again, the hands that were bound and sandwiched between him and Watson couldn't reach his head to feel if his ears were still alive, he could only ask in disbelief : "What did you say, John?

Saying this, Sherlock pressed against Watson's chest, trying to push him away so that he could sit up.

The brain calms down and stuffs all the messy thoughts with strange colors into the paper shredder of the thinking palace-don't ask him why there is a technological product like a paper shredder in the classical thinking palace, he is a modern person after all! ——, Sherlock finally woke up to Watson's true intentions.

Learn to use beauty tricks?John has really grown up!

But even though he had come to his senses, Sherlock did not immediately take too drastic measures to turn over, especially when Watson obediently pressed his two long legs still motionless under his buttocks.After all, Watson's sitting posture is a bit delicate. If Sherlock moves his legs rashly, if he is not careful, the rest of his life will be happy, and he may become a loner for the rest of his life...

Hey……

Sherlock thought indulgently, it's not that he doesn't know John's thoughts, or he just wants to turn over to the top but keeps failing, so he can only get addicted to this kind of action!

As a boyfriend, what else can I do besides pampering him?

There's no way John could have found a better boyfriend than me among the goldfish!

Sherlock gave himself a thumbs up, self-absorbed.

However, unlike Sherlock's narcissism, the actual situation is-

Watson stopped Sherlock's hand, relying on his weight and positional advantage, unceremoniously pushed him back, and mocked by the way:

"Don't be silly Xiali, I know you heard me clearly!

"Then you must have heard clearly. I just said that restricting personal freedom is illegal, John." Sherlock cunningly changed concepts.

"Don't be stupid, Xiali." Watson gently stroked (pai) Sherlock's cheek, leaned close to his ear, and said softly like a lover whispering: "Before the case is solved or the suspicion is cleared, the police have It is legal for the right to require the suspect not to leave the area. You——Dang! Me! Yes! One! Law! Blind! Ah!

The second half of the sentence was uttered by Watson directly.

Sherlock blinked, showing a trace of confusion on the rare road.

Watson's lion's roar has a solid foundation, high-pitched volume, rich timbre, and is very shocking... Oh no, it shocks the eardrums, especially Sherlock, who "appreciates" at close range, has been completely "intoxicated" by the wonderful performance of the lion's roar. Wandering freely, I don't know what night it is.

"I have to ask-

It took a long time for Sherlock to recover from his boyfriend's sudden attack. Although his eardrums were still buzzing, he still insisted and asked:

"—Who did you learn this trick from!

I'll kill that bastard when I go back!

Watson raised the corners of his mouth proudly, and said:

"You have to be self-aware, Xiali...

A wrinkle appeared between Sherlock's brows.

"...you always have a magical power that makes people around you...

Sherlock's face softened slightly.

"...always self-taught...

Suspicion flashed in Sherlock's eyes.

"... For example, swearing at people with a poisonous tongue, or the trick just now. Don't worry, Xia Li, I didn't learn from anyone, I learned everything by myself.

Sherlock turned his head coldly, refusing to say another word to his sudden boyfriend.

However, at this moment, Sherlock's cell phone rang suddenly.

The phone was vibrating desperately in the windbreaker, which fully reflected the eagerness of the person on the other end of the phone, but the hand that should have been used to answer the phone... Sherlock hesitated for a few seconds with an ugly face, and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth:

"Get my phone out for me, John.

This time Watson didn't make things difficult for him, he just raised his eyebrows, his face was full of "You also have time to ask me", and he fumbled on Sherlock to find the phone, pressed the answer button and handed it to Xia Locke. Locke's ear.

"Sherlock!!!!

As soon as the phone was connected, the sharp female voice, mixed with panic and lovelessness, instantly broke through the distance limit and "broke out" from the phone receiver, shocking the ears of Sherlock and Watson.

"Yo! There are women willing to talk to you, Xiali!

Probably because he was too surprised, Watson accidentally blurted out his complaints, and then spread his hands innocently in Sherlock's eyes immediately, a rascal who said "everything I'm telling is the truth".

Watson believes that he is really innocent and not a villain.If anyone was to be held accountable for what he blurted out, it would be Sherlock, not him.

After all, since three months ago, the policewoman at Scotland Yard refused to say a single word to Sherlock, even if they met at the scene of the crime, or if there were any documents that needed to be handed over to Sherlock. , Evidence and the like are all entrusted to Lestrade.

So far, as far as Watson knows, there are only two women left in the world who are still willing to talk to Sherlock, one is Mrs. Hudson, the landlady, and the other is Mrs. Holmes.

But Watson said that Sherlock deserved it.Because the last straw that caused the policewoman to refuse to talk to Sherlock was that Sherlock mocked the policewoman's poor taste in plain clothes and disastrous color matching that day, as if she had just stolen a piece from a luxury store. They also suggested that "next time it is better to pick a set directly from the model. Your aesthetics are not suitable for clothing matching at all. This kind of subject is extremely difficult for your IQ."

Look, the famous consulting detective in Europe is actually such a jerk.

Looking at the long face of his boyfriend below him, Watson's eyes were full of vicissitudes.

Why did he fall blind and lame into this guy's hand?

Back then, on the second day after he and Sherlock confirmed their relationship, when Mycroft came to visit, Watson couldn't help but asked, "Will being with Xiali be the worst decision in his life?" doubt.

Because... Mycroft's attitude is really too attentive...

Mycroft's first words were - "Finally with Charlie? Great!

The second sentence is - "How about preparing a wedding room for you first? Do you like Downing Street?

"..." No, I don't like it from now on.

With a stiff face, Watson rejected the Holmes family's eldest brother's wedding room plan.

Live in Downing Street with Sherlock?

He can guarantee that Sherlock can offend 90% of the bigwigs in Downing Street within a week!

Is McCoff disgusted that it's too easy to wipe his brother's ass now, does he need to upgrade to hell mode?

However, Watson's refusal did not dampen the joy of Mycroft finally being able to marry off his bad brother.Soon, Mycroft earnestly raised the issue of Sherlock's dowry to Watson (Sherlock: Dowry shit! Mycroft, you fat bastard, get the hell out of here!), and offered a ten thousand-acre manor, Luxurious apartments in the city center, shops, cash, luxury cars, antique jewelry and other high-priced dowries, as long as he can marry Xiong Xiongxiong, he will not hesitate to marry the whole of London as a dowry.

It turns out... Marrying Sherlock actually saves a lifetime of struggle... Oh no!Ten lifetimes!

Watson was already stunned by the dowry offered by Mycroft, which could have buried him alive if converted into gold coins, and his brain was confused.

Fortunately, Mycroft's words later brought Watson back to his sanity quickly.

"Thank God! Since Xia Li was eight years old, I have been worrying about whether this guy who hates cats and dogs will still be able to get rid of it in this life! Now it is finally successful!

McCoff said so.

As soon as this sentence came out, Watson went from being in a trance to being dumbfounded.

Looking at the whole country, it is rare to see an elder brother who dislikes his younger brother so much.Of course, Sherlock himself did not live up to this dislike at all.

The memory was only a few seconds, and when Watson came back to his senses, he found that he didn't miss much of the plot when he was distracted.

At least, Sherlock's conversation with the woman on the phone seemed to have just begun.

Sherlock: "Kara, have you turned into a rude African gorilla?

Kara: Sherlock QAQ!Bruce is going to the Metropolis!

Watson rubbed his ears and felt as if he heard crying, but when he tried to distinguish it carefully, he couldn't find any trace.

Hearing Carla's words, Sherlock couldn't help frowning.

He really didn't expect Kara to stop Batman, but there was a big time difference between being unable to stop and being unable to stop.Kara's time is short... Forget it, it's safer to lower her IQ by two levels!

"How does Batman get to the Guardian? Helicopter or Batmobile?

Sherlock needs to estimate the time difference between when he and Batman arrived in Metropolis respectively.

"It's not..." Carla said desperately, "He took my brother to go...

Rao even Sherlock's brain's calculation speed is comparable to that of a computer, and he was also shocked for a second by Kara's superb description.

"...by now, they must have arrived in the metropolis." Kara added.

There is no need to estimate the time difference.

Sherlock crossed out his plan a second ago blankly.

"Kara," Sherlock asked suddenly, "have you told Batman about our plan?

"Of course not!" Kara asked back with great grief and indignation: "Am I the kind of person who immediately falls in love with Batman?

In Wayne Manor, seeing Bruce leave, he collapsed into a ball on the sofa immediately, mourning Dick and Tim for their upcoming tragic life, Ziqi gave her suspicious but polite eyes.

It is necessary to lower the IQ estimate of Kara by another level.

Sherlock raised his tied hands and rubbed his temples clumsily. He couldn't remember the number of times, feeling desperate for the goldfish's IQ.

"It's not the clown's plan to die, and it's not the plan to shave and bald...

Sherlock could feel the surprised look in Watson's eyes, but he swore that he really didn't come up with the name.

"...I mean, Orm's plan for a thousand miles of black prison.

The phone suddenly went silent, only the inconspicuous sound of electric current echoed twice.

After a while, Carla's soft voice sounded again.

"No... how should I mention it... Do you want to tell Bruce-Hey Batman~ We have a plan for a thousand miles of black prison, which can definitely lock the clown to death. As long as the rent can be paid, you can put whatever All the heinous criminals are thrown into the prison, as long as they pay some rent! How about~ Are you interested in trying~?

Sherlock was silent.

Even with his emotional intelligence, he can feel that there is absolutely only one result for saying this - being suspected by Batman, investigated, and then arrested or beaten out of Gotham.

Immediately afterwards, Kara's voice sounded again.

"And... even if he really believed it... I can't handle this kind of negotiation... He can definitely cut the rent into a negative number, believe it or not QAQ!!!

Put it on you, I definitely believe it.

Sherlock remained silent.

The author has something to say: Thank you little angel Xiao Xiao for the nutrient solution~(づ￣3￣)づ╭?～

Thank you Kasen Kanesada for the nutrient solution~ Memoda!

Thank you little angel Ah Ran for the nutrient solution~(づ??????)づ

The author admits his mistake, this chapter is about Fuhua, but the author can't help digging into the two of them, so the serious plot doesn't go far _(:з」∠)_

It was originally planned to end the Metropolis plot this week, but... the author swears!Next week, the Metropolis plot will definitely end, and then a new map will be opened!

There are surprises in the new map!

In addition to surprises, there are also new older brothers and younger brothers appearing!

As for which pair of brothers it is, the author can spoil it in advance - some little angels have guessed it!

Anyway, every time the little angels guess the plot, it's like reading the author's outline, desperate salted fish.jpg