Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

When Jason swaggered into the living room of Wayne Manor, the internal disputes of the Bat family had reached the stage of sentencing.

Seeing Jason who suddenly appeared at the door, everyone looked sideways.Only Alfred walked forward calmly and greeted Master Jason, who hadn't seen him for ten months, from head to toe, and earnestly led Jason to sit on the sofa, stuffed with a glass of milk and a plate of cookies , arrange people comfortably and clearly.

Dick and Tim looked at each other and curled their lips at the same time.

Still worried that the second child will be thirsty, hungry and cold outside, won’t eat well, won’t wear well?Did Alfred treat him like a giant baby? !

Even if that guy is thrown into the Gobi, he can survive by eating dirt, okay?

And... they are not jealous!

In fact, Alfred was the only one in the family who knew in advance that Jason was coming back.This has long been a tacit understanding between Jason and Alfred. One only tells Grandpa Alfred about his whereabouts, while the other provides convenience like a kind grandpa who spoils his grandson in ordinary people's homes.

Therefore, even if Jason basically didn't go through the gate, he could smoothly climb into Wayne Manor and sneak into the Batcave every time, and the difficulty was about the same as walking on the street.

However, this time after Jason climbed over the wall and entered the manor, he saw a scorched lawn. After thinking about it carefully, it seems that his father hid the backup generator set?

Guessing that these eight achievements were the reason why Damian asked him to come back to watch the fun, he took out his phone and snapped two photos as souvenirs. Jason walked into the Batcave familiarly, only to find that...

Why did the Batcave lose power? !

Thinking about the scorched lawn again, Jason pondered for three seconds, and vaguely understood something.

Dick and Tim seem to be doing something big?

incredible!

Awesome!

Why didn't he see before that the boss and the third child are the ones who really do great things!

But...they must be doomed!

Even Alfred and Clark couldn't save them!

Thinking of this, Jason didn't regret that the Batcave was powered off, and he couldn't get the information he needed, so he walked quickly to the living room as soon as he turned around.

If you want to watch a play, watch the liveliness of the boss and the third child, you must speed up. If you miss any exciting episodes, it will definitely be a pity in your life!

Hmm - wonder if Damian remembers the tape?

Jason obediently followed Alfred's words, and after answering a series of questions such as whether he was tired, how he ate outside, how he lived, whether he lost weight recently, he swaggered and sat on the sofa— — the farthest position from Bruce — he bit off half of the cookie with a single bite, ignored the suggestive eyes of Dick and Tim, and said something to Bruce very unclely:

"Sorry to interrupt, you continue."

Blue Bird and Carrot actually winked and asked him to intercede?

Is he such a brotherly man?

joke!

He is still waiting for the video, his mobile phone is ready, it is in the left pocket, the camera mode has been turned on, and the camera that is quietly exposed is pointed in the direction of Dick and Tim.

Wait until the video is available... Hehehe!

Bruce gave Jason a deep look, but rarely said anything to him, but followed Jason's words and picked up the interrupted topic again:

"Let's not talk about the reasons why you did this, let's talk about the punishment for you first. I can't say—"

Bruce grinned at Dick and Tim with a half-smile.

The two felt creepy at the same time, and both took a big step back.

Jason was so happy that he slapped his thigh and laughed wildly. The cookie crumbs in his mouth sprayed on his jeans, and Batman gave him a disapproving look.

Jason immediately shook his legs reflexively, and shook the cookie crumbs onto the carpet. Now it was not only Bruce, but even the kind Alfred frowned in disapproval, considering whether it was necessary to give Jason The young master added two etiquette courses.

Swept by Alfred's wink, Jason felt a chill down his spine, and slightly restrained his swaggering sitting posture.

He is not afraid of his father, as long as he is not too out of line, his father is relatively tolerant of him, but he understands Alfred's eyes very well!From childhood to adulthood, as long as Afu showed this look, it meant that the terrible etiquette class was only one step away from him!At this time, you must admit cowardice!

Bruce only glanced at Jason lightly, then turned his gaze back to Dick and Tim.

I don't know if it's because of these two amazing kids, Jason's etiquette... doesn't seem so bad.

"—After listening to the punishment, you will have the desire to take the initiative to confess."

Dick and Tim were struck by lightning!

QAQ!

Fuck!They never expected their father to be able to play this hand!

First use punishment to torture them into howling ghosts and wolves, and then use psychological attacks to break their will, and then easily take out what he wants to know from their mouths!

Dick and Tim looked at each other, with the same bleak smile on their faces, be firm, be strong, laugh, laugh at life... shit!

That's probably what it feels like when lightning hits the top of your head on a sunny day!

Jason's eyes lit up immediately, and he sat up straight, waiting for the next big scene.

value!It was so worth it to come back this time!

He has a gut feeling!

He is going to get the biggest black history handle in Blue Bird and Carrot's life!

"Let's not talk about the interception of intelligence, and other small actions that may exist but have not been discovered by me—"

Bruce pondered for two seconds, during which his index finger knuckles tapped the armrest of the sofa irregularly.

The knocked Dick and Tim's little hearts also went up and down, and piles of messy thoughts popped up. Before Bruce announced the result, they conceived one hundred and eight torture methods for themselves.

"—Alfred's hard-maintained garden lawn was blown up, the backup generator set was destroyed, the power supply line of the Batcave was destroyed, and because the lightning strike was likely to cause damage to some equipment in the Batcave, the people in the Batcave All equipment requires an overhaul. The above—”

Bruce was satisfied to see that Dick and Tim's faces gradually changed from bleak to unbelievable and then pale as he spoke slowly and clearly, and announced the second half of the sentence in a calm tone. Have any sympathy for the two bear children.

"—Replacing the lawn, re-manufacturing the special super generator set for the Batcave, re-erecting the power supply line of the Batcave, and overhauling the equipment, all must be done by the two of you. The parts that cost money, such as purchasing turf, parts, etc., must use you The money you earn, especially Tim you-"

Bruce taps Tim from the air.

"—the money you earn doesn't include the money you got from the Wayne Group, understand?"

Tim: "...yes, father."

QAQ!

It wasn't that he lowered his head too quickly, and when he met his father's inorganic and emotionless pupils, he couldn't help but admit cowardly!

"Other parts that need to be completed by manpower, such as design, assembly of generators, laying of power supply lines, etc., must also be completed by the two of you, and no one is allowed to help. When I say anyone, I mean including Clark and Afu. Everyone in the body except the two of you, even if you build a robot to help on the spot, it is not allowed, understand?"

Bruce made the final decision and issued the biggest "ticket" since raising a child!

Dick: "...understand... 〒▽〒!"

Tim: "...understand...QAQ!"

If it wasn't for the second brother, Jason, who was still squatting aside to watch the fun, the two brothers would have hugged each other and cried!

Not to mention doing so much work at one time, it is probably the heaviest labor they have ever encountered in their lives, the point is--money! ! !

Tim can't touch Wayne Group's money!

Dick is just a poor cop who eats bread every month!

but!

Do you know how expensive Aver's lawn is? !

Do you know how expensive the power supply cable for the Batcave is? !

How expensive is the super genset...sold both of them and can't afford the parts! ! !

"master,"

Alfred spoke suddenly.

"For the two young masters to pay so much at once, it is basically an impossible task, unless you allow them to rob the bank vault."

Alfred is the one who knows best about how expensive lawns, cables, and generators are.Not to mention selling the two young masters, even if they were sold with more zeros added to the price, those who should not be able to afford it will still not be able to afford it.

It's really not that he complained about Master Dick, but in terms of earning ability, he and Master Jason are the bottom of the family!

Two grateful eyes fell on Alfred immediately, and the pitiful eyes made him think of Titus involuntarily.

Bruce raised his eyebrows irrefutably, waiting for Alfred's next words.

Jason curled his lips in displeasure.

Originally, he still had some sympathy for Blue Bird and Carrot, but in the end... Father's heart softened? ? ?

"Why don't you give the two young masters some preferential treatment, master."

Alfred slowly revealed his plan.

"It doesn't matter if the two young masters can't pay in one lump sum. They can apply for funds from me for the insufficient part. I will record every expense spent by the two young masters in detail, and hand over the bill to the two young masters after all the repairs are completed. Young Master. And what the two Young Masters have to do is - to pay in installments."

Dick and Tim don't even have the energy to be in love.

Originally, they thought that they were getting a reduced sentence, but they didn't expect that the death sentence turned into a reprieve...

The ups and downs of life, the great joy and the great sorrow are just like this...

I really want to cry aloud!

"...how about the preferential treatment..."

Tim asked with a mouthful of old blood.

He swears as the future heir of the Wayne Group, he really doesn't see where the preferential treatment is!Grandpa Afu didn't give them a dime discount!

Not only that, Alfred also lightly put himself in the position of supervisor, and Alfred will definitely guarantee that they will not even think about using a cheap product!

Afu smiled kindly and said, "Pay in installments, no interest charged."

"..."

OK!

You win!

The horror of Dick and Tim made Kara finally couldn't help poking her head out from behind Clark carefully, and winked at them.

Although Bruce strictly forbids anyone to help them, but for financial support...she can still...if she can't, aren't there two rich men, Aum and Sherlock?

In short, you can't... let the two children who are helping you... be so miserable... right?

However, just halfway through the winking, before Dick and Tim could understand Carla's meaning, a mobile phone rang suddenly from Carla's trousers pocket.

Cara was startled, she retracted her head like a rabbit, and frantically took out her phone and pressed answer——

"Kara, tell Batman that the Joker killed someone at the Wayne Hotel. Also, there is a brown-haired police officer in the Gotham Police Department who is the Joker's insider."

Sherlock's voice came clearly from Kara's phone, resounding through the living room.

"That's all, you convey it as soon as possible, I will go to Metropolis to help Aum first. Goodbye!"

Cara poked her head out from behind Clark again tremblingly, and saw——

Bruce sat upright on the sofa, with his right hand hanging naturally on the armrest, while knocking on the armrest slowly, he asked thoughtfully:

"I just—seemed to have accidentally heard my name?"

Kara: QAQ!

Why did she touch the hands-free ahhh! ! !

The author has something to say:

Kara: Sherlock!Don't let me see you again! !Otherwise, I will choke your neck and turn you into a screaming chicken! ! !

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