Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

So, Bruce rubbed his temples helplessly, decided to skip Alfred's perfect logic, and the idea of ​​trying to persuade Alfred to share his hatred, and directly announced his punishment of Dick and Tim.

Just at this time, Kara suddenly dropped from the sky with Clark on his shoulders, and threw Clark between Bruce and Dick with a bang.

It perfectly interrupted Bruce's sentence.

Thank goodness for catching up!

Looking at Dick and Tim, whose heads were about to drop to the floor, but who still looked alive and had not been punished, Carla let out a breath and quickly hid behind Clark's broad back.

Although in theory, Bruce is her brother-in-law, Kara doesn't want to face the low pressure of this brother-in-law at all!

That would give her the illusion of going back to the time when she was disciplined by her father when she was a child!

Caught off guard, he was thrown down like a sack by his sister. Clark hurriedly stabilized his body, and then gave Kara a resentful look.

Fortunately, he has great physical fitness and good skills, otherwise Kara would throw him down with so much force, and he would be ashamed to fall face-to-face in front of Bruce...

The appearance of Clark made the atmosphere in the living room visibly relaxed.

It took a minute, and Clark simply learned from Alfred why the atmosphere in the living room was so dull.

Carla hurriedly carried him back, but simply told him that he needed to come back quickly to save Dick and Tim's lives.As for why Dick and Tim were in danger of dying, Kara didn't elaborate.

Alfred's explanation made up for Clark's lack of information - the current situation is probably his husband...cough!Bruce, caught his two stepsons... Oh, that's not right!It's Dick and Tim's little "mistake" (← Alfred German) that's getting ready to pass judgment on them.

"Er—Bruce—"

Clark squatted in front of Bruce, looked up at Bruce, his blue eyes made Bruce look away uncomfortably.

Made a mistake, and even moved Clark back to be a rescuer!

Sure enough, they are all bear children!

The necessary discipline must be carried out!

Never let Clark and Ah Fu indulge them again!

"that--"

Bruce's silence made Clark a little nervous. He had never seen Bruce put up such a big battle to clean up the children.

Clark carefully considered his words: "You see, there is always the possibility that people make mistakes. Even me, not a while ago... also..."

Clark couldn't finish his sentence.

For some reason, although Bruce was expressionless, he always felt that he saw a little accusation in Bruce's eyes.

Similar to the accusation of... do you want a child or do you want me....

A little guilty ⊙ω⊙.

It's a little sweet (*￣︶￣).

Under the sweet little thought, Clark's idea of ​​saving Dick and Tim was shaken a little involuntarily.

Whatever Bruce does, he's always right, always right, and this time it should...should...

Looking at Dick and Tim's pitiful version of Mayday Lightwave*2, Clark slapped Little Shaky flat in shame and threw it out of his mind.

Take care of the children, take care of the children, and it will definitely not work if you kill someone!

After Clark appeared, he suddenly felt that his life was hopeful. Dick and Tim, who used the same eyes to send distress light waves to Clark, didn't know that the savior they had been thinking about was just under the influence of their father's eyes. "Turning to the enemy"!

Clark stubbornly resisted Batman's disapproving gaze, and continued:

"Tim also... just moved your code..."

The implication is, don't be too strict with your children, Bruce~

Clarke, who has been working as a reporter since graduation, struggles with interviews and press releases every day, actually doesn't quite understand what Bruce is doing every day typing on the keyboard. He only has a general concept of "it must be very powerful".

However, Bruce didn't explain to Clark what he was doing and just got used to it.He only had the habit of throwing the latest equipment to Clark casually, and by the way, ding (chao) told (feng) him not to be turned into a "poor little guy who needs to be rescued" by kryptonite.

However, what kind of taste will Bruce's words become when they enter Clark's ears, then—(*￣︶￣).

"Tim didn't move the code, he moved the intelligence." Bruce seriously corrected his family's always small-minded Superman, who was worrying day and night.

Hearing this, Clark became a little dazed.

"Tim is Robin now, isn't it normal for him to read information? Even Jason, who has been outside all the time, can also read information?"

Bruce: "Shut up!"

Clark was even more at a loss.

Clark didn't know it. In fact, this was something that no one else knew except Bruce himself and Alfred—in fact, Jason was able to get into the Batcave system every day to get information, all thanks to Bruce. Secretly open the back door for him.

Unique to Batman, the gentle pampering of his own children.

Oh, Tim might have noticed too.

Fierce Clark again...

Facing Clark's blank stare, Bruce looked away again uncomfortably.

Alfred has talked to him countless times over this issue, both openly and secretly—"Master, if you don't want me to walk into the grave with worries about your possible end of life alone, I suggest that you learn to Be gentle with Clark and be a good lover. Need me to help you find some teaching materials? Maybe I can talk to Mr. Stark's artificial intelligence butler, huh?"

How did he answer at that time?Bruce thought about it.

oh!It's like this - "Being Gotham's number one playboy at home, Bruce Wayne?"

"If you can add a heart on top of being a playboy, I don't think Clark would mind." Alfred's smile was always perfect, as if he was in a business situation, rather than teasing his master Soak well... oh... man.

However, Bruce rejected Alfred's proposal with a stiff face at the time, saying that there was no need for these "fancy tricks" between him and Clark.

But... Seeing Clark's dazed and slightly aggrieved expression, Bruce suddenly wanted to try Alfred's proposal.

for example--

A romantic, suave, hormonal burst of laughter, another wink, and a last sentence...

Bruce didn't go on.

Because Clark was suddenly not at a loss.

Not only not at a loss anymore!

His expression directly turned into a suppressed smile!

Alfred's idea is not reliable at all!

Bruce angrily vented his anger in his heart, withdrew Bruce's baby smile for a second, and said to Clark with a deadpan expression, "You don't know what they did, Clark."

It seemed that the guy who almost caused the air hormone concentration to be too high just now was not him at all.

"This—Alfred told me that Tim moved the code of the Batcave, isn't it a big deal?" Clark faithfully fulfilled what Carla asked him to do—excuse Tim and Dick.

"It's not that simple."

In front of Clark, Bruce still softened his expression and tone, explaining:

"Actually, Tim intercepted part of the intelligence so I couldn't see it."

Clark racked his brains desperately to find a reason:

"This...maybe it's a kindness...? For example, to reduce your workload?"

"He also hacked the estate surveillance"

Clark: "In order to let you go to bed early?"

"Also tried to throw a virus into the bat computer."

Clark: "Uh..."

"Dick also blew up the live lines and backup power in the Batcave."

"..."

Clark looked at Dick and Tim gloomily.

Before calling him back for help next time, can you tell him how much you guys have played!

Dick and Tim bowed their heads together again.

To be honest, they didn't know they would play such a big game at first!

"and this--"

Bruce waved his hand and released a video, officially dropping his last stab at criticizing Dick and Tim.

It's an Arkham surveillance video.

The video content is a prison for clowns.

Judging from the video content and timeline, the clown has been squatting motionless in the corner of the cell for more than twenty hours!

"At first I doubted—"

Bruce hooked his lips meaningfully to the two sons.

"—Could it be that the clown has awakened petrification and other abilities. But I soon realized that this is probably a fake."

Tim: "..." No one told him, they also stuffed a low-quality counterfeit into Arkham!

Dick: "..." He really doesn't know this!To be reasonable, in the whole thing, he is at the bottom of the information chain, okay?Everyone needs him to do something, so they tell him something miserly!

Immediately afterwards, Clark also cast disapproving glances at the brothers.

Other things, such as stealing information, throwing viruses, and even blowing up backup generators are easy to talk about, but lose the clown?

Absolutely not!

Clark resolutely turned to Bruce. Educating children is the bounden duty of every parent!

Watching helplessly as the only savior quickly defected, Dick & Tim: QAQ!

They didn't let it go!

Clark, take a look at Kara who has been shrinking behind you, okay!

Awakened by the movement outside the sleeves, he poked his head out a little and listened to the second half of the Wayne family cleaning up the children. Rocky snake quietly retracted his head, curled up in Sol's sleeve, and felt guilty. The straight stroke pulls the tail.

The "clown" in Arkham does not move at all...

In fact, it's because... the illusion is controlled by him, if he accidentally falls asleep, then...

He is asleep, and the fake clown created by illusion has not dissipated, which is enough to prove that he is the greatest illusion master!

That's right!That's it!

Rocky the little snake flicked its tail, and was about to drive all that carelessness out of his mind, but suddenly froze!

Suo, Suo, Suoer suddenly put their fingers on his snake, gently stroked it from head to tail, in a circle, just like when coaxing him when he was a child!

The strength is perfect, the angle is perfect, you can't help but think... think... think...

"Hu-hu-hu-"

The small snoring sound coming from Sol's sleeve instantly attracted everyone's attention.

"Mr Saul?"

Clark was the first to ask.

"Feel sorry!"

Sol covered his sleeves to block his sleeping brother inside, smiled apologetically at Clark, and said:

"My brother accidentally fell asleep, probably because he was too tired yesterday. In this case, I think I'd better take him back to New York first. Otherwise, he won't see his favorite pillow when he wakes up, and maybe he will have trouble again. Got angry."

Holding a cup of tea and listening for a while, Sol finally figured it out, he didn't seem to be watching other people's family affairs very much.Thinking about it with his few EQs, Sol quickly decided to sneak away first!

"We should be sorry."

Clark quickly realized that they did not entertain the guests from the Avengers.

"Are you going back to New York now?"

While speaking, Sol had already got up to say goodbye to Bruce and the others, and then quickly left Wayne Manor.

After letting go of Sol, Clark returned to the living room again, and asked Bruce curiously:

"Is Mr. Saul's brother up his sleeve? So small?"

Everyone was silent.

Seeing how proficient you were in greeting Sol just now as if nothing had happened, I thought you knew everything!

It turns out that the reflex arc is too long!

On the other side, Kara couldn't help crying and handed Erkon to Saul's back—wait!Don't take our team members away!We are teaming up to fight a double boss (Joker & Luthor) battle, and there is a hidden big boss (Bruce) hidden behind it!

Loki, wake up!Your brother is about to take you out of battle!

However, Sol couldn't hear Carla's heartfelt voice, and Carla really didn't have the courage to yell out her heartfelt voice in front of Bruce, so she could only take out her mobile phone depressedly and send a message to Aum.

【From: Kara

Rocky was brought back to New York by his brother!We are downsizing again! 】

Everyone in the living room didn't notice that the information flow out of Wayne Manor turned a corner quietly and went around the third floor of Wayne Manor before continuing to flow out of the manor according to the original route.

For example, Cara's message to Aum.

The author has something to say:

Out of combat: It is a term in the game. Generally speaking, it means leaving a certain distance from the monster, and the monster's hatred value for you will be cleared, and it will no longer chase you.

I don’t know if there are any little angels who don’t play games, so let me explain~

There are three more changes in V, and one more should be in the evening~ Meh!