Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Bruce waited for Dick's answer, and when he got no response, he looked up at his firstborn.

"Dick?"

He knew that his father would not only listen to Tim's answer, he would definitely ask them one by one!

If you can't escape, you can't escape...

Dick secretly slandered, deliberately stuffed a big mouthful of bread, and said vaguely: "Normal..."

The mouth full of bread and the ambiguous voice really prevented Bruce from continuing to ask questions, and instead talked to Clark about how Arthur and Orm were doing in Metropolis.

Dick breathed a sigh of relief, and kicked Tim hard under the table!

Thank goodness!Father didn't find anything unusual, so he got away with it anyway!

The night watch last night was quite normal, yes, but the problem is not the night watch, but the phone call that Tim suddenly received! ! !

The Batman has always had the habit of patrolling Gotham at night.

At first it was just Batman.

Then Batman had Robin.

Later, Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman and others will occasionally help Batman take over when Batman is exhausted.

Later, the Robin next to Batman changed from one generation to the second generation and then to the third generation, and Superman also changed from a substitute to a resident.

Recently, because of the education problems of Damian, the fourth-generation bird of the Bat family, Dick, the first-generation bird who has already flown solo, was called back to the manor by Alfred, the actual controller of Wayne Manor. Function: Disciplinary Brother, take off all the annual leave you have accumulated for many years, and take the night patrol for Batman by the way.

That's right, since Dick returned to Gotham, Batman has been deprived of the right to watch the night under the attack of Alfred's cold smile and Clark's wet dog eyes, and all of them have been handed over to Dick.

Bruce was very helpless: "Alfred——I seem to be in the prime of life? There is no problem with my body, and there is no situation where my body cannot bear the night watch. Moreover, even if I reach your age, I will still be strong and strong You can single-handedly watch the night. Aren't you a role model?"

"Master——" Alfred unquestionably confiscated the belt that Bruce secretly hid in his suit, and said with a smile, "Count the scars on your body."

"Besides, I always think that being strong is not necessarily a good thing. For example, because I am too healthy, I still have to worry about you at this age. I worry about you now like I worried about you when you were three years old."

Bruce: "..."

Block him with emotion cards every time!

Alfred, this is a foul, do you know it!

Dick didn't know if Alfred knew about it. He only knew that after that period, the part of the night watch roster that originally belonged to Batman was officially assigned to him—a generation of Robin, the current Nightwing.

Of course, it was a pretty good arrangement for Dick.

Helping father on night watch, his equipment maintenance and supplements are all arranged by Tim and Alfred, and he finally doesn't have to squeeze out equipment costs from his already tight monthly salary, which caused him to almost lose his bread I can't afford it!

Dick was very satisfied with this arrangement, Alfred was very satisfied, Clark was very satisfied, and Bruce was probably the only one in the family who was not satisfied.

So, last night patrolling Gotham was the long-lost brother combination Nightwing Dick and Robin Tim.

For his third brother, Dick still...how should I put it...I have a very good impression, and my senses are very good!Although Tim came to Wayne's house after he left Gotham, but compared with the irascible little guy Jason, and of course Damian now, Tim is simply Dick's ideal. younger brother!

The two brothers cooperated well. Last night's night patrol went smoothly at first.

I don’t know if it’s because the clown’s last jailbreak ended too quickly and was caught off guard, plus the subsequent clown was beaten to death by Arthur in Arkham. The first brother in Gotham’s criminal world is so miserable, and everyone else probably is. Smelling that the wind direction of Gotham is about to change, they all restrained their minions and tucked their tails together to become criminals.

During the night watch, except for a few petty thieves and attempted robbers who dared to commit crimes because of insensitive information, Dick discovered for the first time that nights in Gotham can be so peaceful.

Just when Dick thought the Night Watch was going to split the dirt between him and Tim... oh no, the thieves were not evenly divided - they caught a total of 9 thieves, Dick had 5, Tim had 4, and Tim kept trying to do it again At the end of the situation where two little thieves were released and surpassed the big brother in number, Tim suddenly received a call.

A phone call from Aunt Carla.

And after Tim picked up the phone and listened to a few words, he deliberately distanced himself from him, walked to a corner, and whispered to Kara mysteriously for a long time while ensuring that he knew nothing.

Dick was speechless.

To be reasonable, is his image in Tim's mind of a big brother who can eavesdrop on his younger brother's phone call?

In every sense, the four Dick brothers have to call Kara an aunt.Although because of Kara's 20-year-old face, they always ignore the word "aunt".

After all, the relationship between father and Clark... even that brat Damian can understand it clearly!

It's just that he couldn't figure out why his father hadn't made their relationship clear so far.Clark has worked hard with his father for several years, his father will not be so scumbag that he doesn't plan to give him a name, right? !

Or... is the father worried about affecting the family relationship?

Not so!

The little birds in their Wayne family are all going to die independently, not to mention that their father found a stepdad for them, even if they find a dozen stepdads, it doesn't matter!

emmm... It can't be... shy... right?

However, none of the above is a problem. No matter whether the father picks it up or not, everyone in the family knows it well!In fact, the question that Dick was most curious about was—Who was on top, Father or Clark?

In terms of force value... Decisive Clark!

But... father is next?Forgive him for his incompetence!

"It's my father."

Tim, who came back from the call, suddenly leaned into his ear and said something softly and fast.

How did you know? !Could it be to listen to the corner? !

Dick didn't speak, but there was a line of shock written clearly on his face.

"What a mess!"

Tim rolled his eyes.

Listen to the corner?Is he that wretched kind of person? !

"Then how do you know that!"

Dick was too shocked to keep his voice down.

Tim suddenly felt a sense of superiority in IQ.

"...Looking at the wake-up time, Clark gets up earlier than his father. Understand?"

Understand……

But I don't really want to understand...

Single dog Dick said that it was a new (zha) strange (xin) experience that his younger brother helped his father show his affection...

The somewhat obscene topic between the brothers ended temporarily, Tim took the lead, and the two returned to Wayne Manor together.

Seeing that Tim left about [-]% faster than usual, Dick squinted his eyes, thoughtful.

Leaving aside whether Aunt Carla is familiar with Tim or not, why did she suddenly call Tim in the early morning? The problem is that Tim hides in a corner on purpose, and writes the words "to cover up" nakedly!

So... Tim and Aunt Carla have a secret?

Dick felt his curiosity stir.

However, after more than half an hour, Dick was beginning to resent his damn curiosity!

What a ghost!

A man in his 20s still thinks that he is only three years old, which is the age when curiosity is exuberant!

"what?!"

Dick picked his ears, looked at Tim in disbelief, and found that he still repeated what he said just now with a calm face: "Kara asked me to do a favor, temporarily block a few messages, and let father Know."

well.

Not a hallucination.

"...What news..." Dick asked angrily.

Why didn't he realize that Tim was the most courageous one in the family?

"It's not a big deal, but the famous European consulting detective was accidentally involved in a murder case in Gotham and was arrested by the Gotham Police Station. Oh, yes, and the evil god of Asgard, Loki..."

Dick breathed a sigh of relief.

Tim still knows the seriousness, and what he concealed is really not a big deal.

Detective Sherlock Holmes and Loki came to Gotham, easy to deal with.Even if Loki wanted to make trouble, he would have to beat him to death in the face of the Avengers, and then call his brother to come and get him.

"...By the way, Kara and the others seem to have a little plan. They want to get rid of the clown and Luther once and for all." Tim added slowly.

"..."

"!!!"

Dick wished he could go back in time and kill the self who followed Tim to the Batcave on the spot.

Why be overwhelmed with curiosity!

Why tailgating Tim!

Why accidentally look at Tim's computer screen!

Why can he understand that Tim's code is intercepting the information sent to his father!

"I haven't been here today! I don't know anything!"

Dick turned around decisively and left.

This kind of thing should be left to the courageous Tim to complete it independently!

It's better not to make trouble for him as an older brother!

What?Brotherhood?

He didn't turn around and told his father directly, that was the greatest brotherhood!

"It's too late, dear brother—"

Tim smiled very calmly.

"——You have seen and known it. Even if you don't get on the thief ship, your father will think that you have already been on the thief ship."

Dick: "..." Trash brother!

Recalling this, Dick couldn't help but kicked Tim hard under the table again.

This kind of younger brother who pulls people into the water, who is unlucky!

In a fit of anger, Dick accidentally kicked a little too much, and Bruce immediately glanced at him as if seeing something.

pill!

Dick has a guilty conscience, no matter how you look at it, Bruce seems to have seen through him and Tim, and he just wants to settle accounts after the fall!

Just at this moment, the sudden ringtone of the mobile phone diverted Bruce's sight.

Dick was slightly relieved, and gave Tim a look at Tim who had dug him into the water, but he didn't dare to kick again.

However, what Dick didn't expect was that when Bruce returned from answering the phone, he said a word to them:

"There will be guests coming later, Dick and Tim, you two stay here to entertain the guests."

guest?

No matter how he thought about it, Dick felt that his father's eyes were full of indescribable meaning.

Swept by that look, he immediately felt a shudder down his spine, feeling bad!

Half an hour later, seeing the blond man appearing on the sofa in the living room of Wayne Manor, Dick and Tim looked at each other, hopeless!

Thor!

Sol!

They are not blind!Fools can't recognize the famous Avengers members!

Think how much they kept from their father!

Is it too late to pack up and escape now? !

Dick suddenly felt the phone vibrate twice, he lowered his head and quickly took out the phone to check the information——

[from: Tim

The phone call at breakfast was made by Tony Stark, the funder of the Avengers. 】

very good!

Case solved!

Thor is here, it must be because of that phone call!

wrong!etc!The point is not this!

At this time, Tim still has the call records of his bold father? !

As expected of a man who dares to inherit the Wayne Group, he is so courageous!

Fanwai Dumpling Contest Chinese New Year Fanwai (Inverted V)

The author has something to say:

The international practice is to serve the appetizer first (extra) and then the main meal (text), which is actually still in the code hahaha~

There are a lot of things on New Year's Eve, the author will try his best to let the little angels see the update within this year... right?

Thank you for the mines of the two little angels, Qian and not Qianhe and Fu~

Thank you for the nutrient solution of the little angel Saigao~

I wish all the little angels a happy New Year's Eve ~ a prosperous new year!

The author Jun sent out today's red envelope first, and then continued to code words, okay!

The story I want to tell today happened a long time later. Under the contact of the two bear brothers, Aum and Rocky, Zhenglian and Avengers have become more frequent and closely connected.

For example, Zhenglian will be dispatched suddenly. After receiving the news that Fulian is having a party, it is safe to prepare for Christmas. The Hydra base has been wiped out, and all the captured Hydra prisoners have faces of "You are here What are you doing? It was agreed that the ones who would catch Hydra would be the Avengers? You are making trouble for no reason!" with an expression.

For example, the Avengers will help garrison Gotham when the Bat family goes on a parent-child trip. Iron Man Tony and Thor Thor are quite fearless and beat up criminals big and small in Gotham. Dare to go out, heard that the Bat family finally came back from a trip, and almost didn't set off fireworks to celebrate.

On this day, in the "rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother" group, a message suddenly popped up.

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: 【Today is Chinese New Year.It is said that Chinese New Year’s traditional food is dumplings. Are you interested in joining us in a dumpling competition? 】

Xiao Gongju: [I will call my brother and Nijadaka to New York! 】

If Xuan doesn't save him, he must be killed by Krypton: [Aum, in three seconds, I'll be at Wayne Manor! 】

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: 【Okay...】

The two ladies are gearing up, what else can he say?Of course I can only say.

Aum was very helpless.

A few minutes later, Aum, Kara, and Damian stood in the living room of Wayne Manor, and announced the "war" of the reunion to the Bat family and Arthur who happened to be all in Wayne Manor recently.

Clark: "Uh... making dumplings... I can't, but I should be able to help?"

Arthur: "Brother, do you want to eat? If you want to eat, I will learn!"

Dick: "Dumplings? No."

Jason: "Hmph!"

Tim: "Avengers, do they provide a tutorial on how to make dumplings? Since they invited us, it means that they will definitely make dumplings. If they don't provide us with a tutorial, the starting point of the two parties is not very fair."

Damian: "To be fair, we should bring in a few other Alliance members."

"I'll call Barry!" Dick quickly took out his cell phone and said, "Barry can bring the others."

"Then I'll ask Avengers if there is a tutorial on how to make dumplings." Aum also silently took out his phone.

"I'll go to the kitchen to prepare the ingredients." Alfred stood up with a smile. "Although I haven't got the tutorial yet, I can check the ingredients needed to make dumplings from the Internet first."

Seeing the large and small groups start to get busy while talking, Bruce shyly moved to the side sofa to sit down, and said complacently, "I'm not going to participate, you guys work hard."

Fine!

Parents don't participate if they don't participate!

Just leave them alone!

The young people immediately parted ways.

Clara went to Tim and went into the kitchen to help Alfred.

Dick turned to call Barry the Flash.

Aum took his mobile phone and started sending messages, and Damian took a pen and paper to Aum's side, ready to record the tutorial.

"Rational Discussion, Who Is the Stupidest" group

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: [Locky, is there a tutorial on how to make dumplings? 】

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [Wait!I'll ask. 】

A few seconds later, three system messages popped up in the group.

Lei Sledgehammer, the stupidest in the Nine Realms, invited Jarvis to join.

Lei Sledgehammer, the stupidest in the Nine Realms, invited Friday to join him.

Lei Sledgehammer, the stupidest in the Nine Realms, invited Karen to join him.

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [Okay!Tutorial Ask them! 】

Jarvis: [Hi everyone, I am Jarvis, the artificial intelligence steward of Iron Man Tony Stark. 】

Friday: [Hello everyone, I am Friday, the artificial intelligence housekeeper of Tony Stark's fiancée. 】

Karen: [Hi everyone, I am Karen, the artificial intelligence steward of Tony Stark's house spider. 】

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [Huh?No, wait——]

System message: Jarvis was removed from the group by the administrator, Lei Sledgehammer, the stupidest in the Nine Realms.

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: [Loki? ? ? 】

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [Jarvis is the boss of artificial intelligence, he has no brother above him, and does not meet the requirements for entering the group. 】

One Hundred Thousand Miles in the Deep Sea: [...Let's get down to business...Tutorial. 】

After more than ten minutes, under Rocky's interruption, Aum and Damian finally came up with a dumpling-making tutorial under the guidance of Friday and Karen.

Flash Barry also appeared in Wayne Manor after receiving Dick's call, and disappeared again after talking to Dick.

More than ten seconds later, Wonder Woman Diana and Green Lantern Hal appeared in the living room of Wayne Manor on the Flash.

One holds an ancient painting in one hand, and the other holds a motorcycle helmet.

Diana: "Barry? Dick? What? What's going on? An intrusion?"

Hal: "Someone invaded? Wait! Barry, send me back to give the lamp ring some energy!"

Obviously, Barry was only responsible for moving people, not for explanations.

Kara and Dick rubbed their heads, stepped forward and explained the Avengers "date" to the two who were confused.

"Dumpling battle?" Hal happily threw his helmet on the sofa, rolled up his sleeves, "Look at mine!"

"You will?" Aum was full of confidence and full of doubts about Hal.

"No way—" Ha'er took it for granted, "But isn't there a tutorial? How difficult can it be?"

Carla resentfully put down the hands that had been raised to applaud.

The way Harley rolled up his sleeves, she thought he was a master!

Hal, who swears that making dumplings is not difficult to learn, was slapped in the face after a few minutes.

"Is this what you want? What? The skin is too thick?!"

"No, no, no! I really can't do it! No matter how thin the skin is, it will break! Believe me!"

"Ahhh—it's broken!"

"Stuff more stuffing, otherwise what would you eat?"

"Hey hey hey? How did you squeeze it out? Why can't you pinch it?"

"Phew - it's finally out...why is it so ugly?!"

Hal's screams determined the final fate of the first shriveled, leaky dumpling that had to be patched with an extra dumpling wrapper—the trash can.

Not only Hal, but other people's making dumplings is also not going well.

Arthur has torn the No.18 dumpling wrappers.

Clark was still at the stage of carefully controlling his strength so as not to follow in Arthur's footsteps.

Dick is wrestling with dumpling stuffing.

Jason had already rolled the dumpling skin into dough in a fit of rage, and slapped it flat again.

Damian pinched the rabbit playfully.

Diana remained motionless, frowning and staring at the dumpling wrapper in front of her, as if facing the most difficult art to restore.

The living room was in chaos, except for Bruce, who was watching the play leisurely, everyone had a few coats of white flour on their bodies, and the carpet had already been brutally murdered.

Barry couldn't stand it anymore, left a sentence "I'll go to Huaxia to learn how to make dumplings!", and disappeared in Wayne Manor.

A few minutes later, Barry returned to Wayne Manor, holding a few fat, white things in his hand to everyone as if they were offering treasures:

"Look! Chinese people have so many ways to make dumplings! They are all so beautiful! I took a few back, and we disassembled them to figure out the steps and make them according to the steps. We will definitely win the reunion!"

"..." The living room fell into silence.

"Barry—" Clark said slowly, "It's not very good to steal other people's dumplings...isn't it?"

Barry immediately puffed up his cheeks, "I didn't steal it or buy it. I kept the money!"

"..."

This is even more scary, okay?

You may not be able to tell if there are fewer dumplings, but you can see more green notes!

"Leave it to me, Master Barry." Alfred took the model dumplings that Barry had bought all the way, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I'll definitely be able to restore them to be exactly the same."

Everyone was stunned when they heard this.

Oh yes!

How did they forget Alfred, the master housekeeper!

Alfred takes the shot, the victory must be the right one!

No matter how much artificial intelligence Stark has, can he make cookies or make dumplings!

A few hours later, both Zhenglian and Fulian announced that the dumplings had been made and the competition could begin, and both sides released photos of their dumplings at the same time.

no doubt--

Reunion wins.

Alfred is worthy of being the master of housework, the dumplings he made are neat and beautiful, no matter how everyone looks at them, they all think that they are the champion dumplings that can beat the Avengers League.

However, looking at the dumplings wrapped in flowers in the photos of the Avengers, their remaining conscience is really unable to say that they won.

Bruce, who was watching the whole process, shook the newspaper, and the old god said, "Didn't I tell you that Tony's fiancée is from China?"

Zhenglian everyone: "!!!"

Fulian Building.

Everyone in Fulian who defeated Zhenglian by an overwhelming advantage cooked dumplings for the Spring Festival happily.

Asking Strange to open the space door to China to find foreign aid, this is not cheating, it is called rational use of ability!