Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Orm was busy hooking up in the metropolis... oh no, when Luthor was hooked, Lei Sledgehammer, who was in charge of providing the tools for the crime... oh no, Loki was not idle either.

Saul, who was still looking for people up and down Stark Tower, didn't know that his brother had gone to Gotham and slipped into the darkest place in Gotham-Arkham Asylum.

The clown looked down at the dark green snake with its tail curled up around his wrist, with an erratic expression.

More than ten minutes ago, this small dark green snake suddenly appeared in front of him, just like the invisible state was suddenly lifted in a science fiction or fantasy work. One second there was still air, and the next second there was a lump of something .

Definitely not technological means.

As the first brother of Arkham who has been fighting against the advanced technology products of the Wayne Group all year round, the clown is very sure of this.

Even the Stark Group and the Wayne Group, which are at the forefront of black technology in the world, cannot produce such perfect stealth technology at present.

It can only be a magical method.

In the next second, the clown's conjecture was confirmed.

The small dark green snake that suddenly appeared twisted its tail on the floor, slithered across, climbed onto the clean bed that didn't even have a pillow or quilt, curled up its tail into a standard circle, and then straightened its upper body.As far as the body of a snake is concerned, it sits quite upright with an elegant posture.

The little snake looked up at the clown who had never moved since he appeared, spit out a bright red snake letter, and after a hiss, spit out standard and fluent English:

"Is it boring to be locked in Arkham? Do you want to play a big ticket, Mr. joker?"

After listening carefully, there is still a little London accent.

A supernatural creature that appeared strangely, could speak human language, was well-bred with an upper-class atmosphere, and had never appeared in Gotham before!

The clown grinned and bent into a crazy arc.

Interesting little thing...

It seems that recently God... oh no, Satan has treated him well?The former toy (Batman's "little lover") is not tired of playing, and the latter toy is delivered to hand?

Before the clown could reply, the little dark green snake raised its tail impatiently, slapped the bed board twice, and urged him.

"big?"

The clown nimbly moved in front of the little snake, and spit out two hoarse syllables. The red lips, green hair and big white face magnified infinitely in the little snake's pupils.

The little dark green snake tilted its head back, and then again, as if it was not enough, it simply stretched its curled tail and swam a short distance to the left, avoiding the monster who seemed to be trying to stuff his big white face into his pupils. clown.

The dislike is beyond words.

That's right, he was disgusted, the little dark green snake regretted it for the one hundred and first time, why did he agree with the plan of the guy who consulted the detective?Why did you take the initiative to provide tools for committing crimes? ?Why did he really come to Gotham according to the request of the consulting detective, and chat with this tasteless Gotham crime brother? ? ?

Gotham criminal world, is it to compete for the position of the first brother by refreshing the lower limit of taste? !

Thinking of this, the little snake raised its tail in disgust, stretched it out in front of its mouth and fanned it.Through the smell in the mouth, you can judge what the pervert in front of you ate today, yesterday, and the day before yesterday, which is probably the worst shortcoming after transforming into a snake!

Why is Snake Letter so sharp!

If he wasn't still thinking about completing the mission perfectly, he would really want to vomit!

The clown hissed and laughed, and followed the little snake's movement to move his face closer.

"Do you want me to play a big ticket for you? Or do you want to take me to play a big ticket!"

The little dark green snake wrinkled its face and wanted to keep moving away as it flicked its tail.

The clown had a perverted and weird smile on his face, but suddenly he shot like lightning, grabbing the little snake's seven inches.

Snapped!

Boom!

Di--!Di--! !Di--! ! !

Accompanied by Arkham's crazily sounding sirens, the dark green snake lazily slid down from the bed, swam until it was slapped away by his tail, flew straight two meters away, hit the prison door heavily and fell into a Beside the group of clowns, the mung bean-sized eyes are full of contempt:

"Huh? So weak?"

For a moment, the Joker really wants to rush to Metropolis and discuss the genetic modification project with Lex Luthor.

It's amazing to have superpowers!

"Ask again."

Seeing that the clown did not answer the question obediently, the little dark green snake flicked its tail impatiently again, and knocked out several cracks in the metal floor used to prevent the clown from digging through Arkham with two slaps, forming a spider web with the little snake at the center. cracked.

"You—the most famous criminal in Gotham, the clown, used to be called joker. Do you want to play a big ticket? If you succeed, Batman is your kind."

The dark green snake floated in the air with a hissing sound, possessing an inexplicable charm.

Myths and legends are not necessarily deceiving.

The clown, who was paralyzed on the floor after the heavy impact, felt pain from his bones all over his body, thought to himself, just like the snake that tempted Eve to eat the apple in the Garden of Eden, this one in front of him moved his heart very much.

Although, his color is not a pretty red.

Yes, he, this snake spoke with a clear male voice, which was only slightly worse than Batman's in terms of melodiousness.

But these are not the point.

The important thing is that this little snake with an unknown purpose has an unexpectedly high force value!The new toys that popped up recently, why tm are all guys who will do (tail) even if they don't agree with each other!

In the dark world, because of the chaos and disorder, the only few rules are extremely firm.

For example - strength comes first.

No matter in terms of intelligence or force, as long as they are strong enough, they have the qualification to play with others in the palm of their hands.With weak strength, there are only two choices, obey or—die.

"What do you want to play?"

The Joker chooses to obey, temporarily.

After all, the prospect proposed by the dark green snake is still quite promising-Batman will always be his, forever!

Just thinking of this, he is going to be in a trance!

"A small plan," Loki grinned and showed two small fangs, "Superman will never be able to step into Gotham again, the Batrider in Gotham will fall into darkness forever, Gotham under the eternal night will fall into the abyss, There is no light to shine on it."

"it is good!"

The clown readily agreed.

After confirming the eyes, they are all colleagues in the pervert world.

The little dark green snake flicked its tail in an angle that the clown couldn't see, very proud of it.

It feels so cool to go back to my old job!

The third step of the consulting detective plan -

Consulting Detective: [The reason why perverts are perverts, why criminals are criminals, and why villains are villains is that they have different brain circuits from ordinary people. 】

Consult the detective: [Try to reproduce the perverted brain circuit, such as revealing your great achievements or letting them confirm your similar aura, their world will definitely open the door to you. 】

This is probably the easiest escape for the clown.

He didn't know what method the little dark green snake used. All he could see with his naked eyes was that the little snake flicked its tail, and then he walked out of Arkham calmly under the command of the little snake.

No alarm was triggered.

Just like when it appeared, the little snake became invisible directly, and together with him, it was completely invisible under Arkham's monitoring, and then Guangming left Arkham swaggeringly through the main entrance.

If you look back, you can still see the same clown still in Arkham's prison.

The Joker felt that it was necessary for him to change his way of thinking about crimes. For example, to deal with Batman, a guy who relies on high technology to fight, if he used magic methods unexpectedly, maybe he could get the bat back?

"Next step, where to go?"

Thinking of the prospect of "Batman will always be yours" described by the dark green snake, the Joker can't help but feel a surge of emotion.

Doesn't that seem calm enough?But he is still eager to know what the next plan is!

Like—go to Metropolis and kill that Superman who sticks around Batman all day?

The dark green snake flicked the tip of its tail, opened its mouth and yawned lazily, and said confidently: "It's so late, of course I have to go to the hotel to get a room to rest! Where else do you want to go?"

He was really, really, really sleepy.I don't know what happened recently, I always want to sleep very much, maybe because the temperature in the atrium is lower than that in Asgard?

clown:"……"

The clown endured it again and again, but he still couldn't help looking up at the sky - the sun is still above his head, how late? !

Dark green snake: "Where is the best hotel in Gotham?"

Clown: "... Wayne Hotel!"

The clown squeezed two words between his teeth.

"Okay, then the Wayne Hotel." The dark green snake bent its tail downwards, pricked the back of the clown's hand, and said, "Remember to open the best room."

***

Arthur was sitting in the Luther Hotel, his whole body was stiff, and only one sentence was repeatedly swiping the screen in his mind-how did things get to this point!

It's okay to go to the expensive hotel under Luthor's name with his younger brother to eat (song) meal (qian), why would he meet Lex Luthor himself!

What's more terrible is that the insidious villain Lex Luthor even performed a scene of #粉丝遇见idol with a face full of joy, expressing that he was too excited to meet the idol, and he invited him for this meal, and then said to himself Sit down and dine with them!

Just Lex Luthor?Also claiming to be his fan?

When he didn't know that Luthor was devoted to finding trouble with Clark all day long, could he wish to put Clark to death? !

Superman No. [-] Black, will he be a fan of Neptune who belongs to the Justice League with Superman? !

Does Luther think he is a fool!

Arthur promised that if he was alone, he would have beaten Luther away by now.

But the terrible thing is that he is not alone, he has a younger brother by his side.

What's worse, my good brother Om seemed to be confused by Luthor's fake demeanor, so he just chatted with Luthor just like that!

What are you talking about about mermaid singers?

younger brother!Wake up quickly!Remember how you really, really, really hated land people!

For a meal, Arthur couldn't eat, sat on pins and needles, and was in great pain.

Until all the cups and saucers on the table were removed by the waiter, he finally saw the hope of getting rid of Luther.

Orm cast a veiled glance at Arthur.

After a meal, his brother was fidgeting like a sea monster sitting on his buttocks.

It seemed that his brother was still as stupid as ever, he didn't understand the meaning of the conversation between him and Luthor, and he didn't feel the shadow of swords and swords in the chat.However, at least he wasn't fooled by Luthor's pretend fan image, so it's a bit of silly progress... right?

Thinking of this, Aum secretly sighed in his heart, and declined Luthor's proposal to invite them to stay in the hotel.

"My brother's friend, lend me his apartment in the metropolis for us to live in temporarily. I won't bother you."

Anyway, the news that should be revealed has already been "successfully articulated" by Luthor in the chat just now, and there is no need to go on pretending for the time being.At least, I don’t need it today, it’s not a good thing to go too far.

Besides, a smart person like Luthor just "got" a lot of news from him, so give him some time to digest (brain) (brain) (make up) (replenish) him, right?

The fourth step of the consulting detective plan -

Consult the detective: [Light a fire, add some oil, and reveal some small flaws, and you will become the number one target of the metropolis. 】

Consulting detective: [If Luthor can't even grasp this opportunity, then he is not worthy of being a goldfish, and being a paramecium is to look up to him! 】

However, when the plan for consulting detectives reached this point, there was a small episode.

Loki, who had been fooled into believing that "paramecia" was a nonsense to praise people, suddenly realized - I beeped!This tm is mocking! ! !

On the same day, Aum saw a fierce battle on the top floor of #STARK Tower, suspected terrorist revenge! #News.