Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

The alarm bell rang through Arkham's pot, and Batman pinned it on the Joker's head.

When Bruce said this, he was confident, frank and righteous, and his aura was not like the Gotham Dark Knight, but rather like a legendary paladin who radiated all his body and sang praises to God devoutly. From head to toe, it is filled with the persuasive aura of "Whoever believes in me will have eternal life".

Director Gordon accepted Batman's statement without any obstacles and no doubts.

It can be seen from this that the more upright, prudent and reliable a person is on weekdays, the higher the success rate of fooling people.Facing the frank Batman, Director Gordon can't raise any doubts at all, or to be more precise, Director Gordon doesn't have the nerve to "doubt Batman" at all!

Seeing this, Aum's pupils shrank slightly, and he had some calculations in his heart.

It seems that the clown has solidified in the eyes of Gotham people.Very good, great!Really, that's pretty cool and good for a lot of things, like...

"However, may I ask, is this...?"

Director Gordon's voice awakened Orm who was in deep thought.

Director Gordon looked suspiciously at the man standing next to Batman's - light gray clothes, tall and slender, with a good aura.

Although Batman has stamped and certified that Arkham's movements are all due to the clown's madness, but he has been beaten back by Batman again, Arkham is safe, and the police can go back to the police station for lunch with peace of mind, but Ge Director Deng still felt that something was not quite right.

For example... that man in gray, although you are trying your best to express a cute and innocent look, why do you cover your head with a dark thing?

That dark thing looks familiar?

I don't know when, probably after Arkham's defense system, when he saw a bunch of black gun muzzles again, a black cloth rolled down his head and wrapped Aum's head tightly, only two Eye.

With the black cloth hanging from his head, Arthur explained plausibly in his ears: "Hide it well, don't you like being photographed and posted on the Internet? For the image of Atlantis, right?"

As he said that, Arthur still moved his feet, sideways blocking most of Aum's body.

His brother... knows he doesn't like it?

He never told his brother about this, his brother... found out by himself?

Aum's heart moved slightly, but there was no fluctuation on his face, and he even rolled his eyes.

He's sure of it!When he said this, his brother must have forgotten that he himself is the king of Atlantis!The facade of Atlantis!

"Friend." Batman answered Director Gordon's question concisely.

Batman's voice gave Director Gordon a flash of inspiration!

He remembered what was wrapped around the head of the man in gray!

If he is not blind, the thing that the man in gray wraps around his head looks a bit like Batman's cape? ? ?

Gordon turned his neck stiffly, making a rattling sound of knuckles, and looked at Batman—as expected, there was nothing on the shoulders of the batsuit.

Without the cape, Batman suddenly seems a little cute?

Realizing that he was thinking something messy, Gordon immediately shook his head in horror.

Hurry up!

What a cute!Be careful of being stabbed in the head by a batarang!

But... why is Batman's cape on... Batman would give his cape to someone else? ? ?

Gordon's brain uncontrollably and automatically played back two days ago and overheard the chat content of two policewomen——

"Don't you think cat ears are so cute?"

"No! My Gotham Knight must have a total offensive aura of [-] meters! I don't accept any rebuttals!"

Is it...

Could it be that the man in gray is Batman's...

Gordon's mind was in such a mess that it seemed like a hundred hamsters were screaming inside.

It turned out that Leopard Girl, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, and other female criminals tried to hook up with Batman, but all of them ended up being beaten until they were unconscious and thrown back to Arkham. The reason turned out to be this!

Wrong gender!

Maybe if it's a clown to seduce...

bah bah bah!

Gordon didn't know that, in fact, he guessed 50% of the truth.It's just that there is a small error in the selection of Batman's CP candidates.

Standing opposite Gordon, Bruce could clearly see the change in Gordon's face—first his eyes fell on his back, then he became vain and hesitant, and finally his whole face turned into a face of suspicion and horror!

Bruce understood in seconds, and then gave Arthur a vicious look.

To pull his cloak to cover his brother's face? !

Faint Lord!

Arthur must pay for the damage in this battle!Even if Arthur has to work hard for a year, he will not soften his heart!

Gordon found with a sad face that Batman had been glaring at him for a long time.

Batman is watching you!

He seemed to have seen himself buried in a cemetery with a bat dart stuck in his forehead, and the epitaph read: Director Gordon, died of brainstorming Batman.

Gordon secretly made up his mind to convene a meeting of all the police officers when he returned!

As police officers who maintain law and order and peace, you must collectively learn how to maintain purity of mind!

must! ! !

"I am King Arthur's servant."

The clear and melodious male voice swayed in the air, answered Director Gordon's question, and by the way patched Batman's answer that was so concise that people couldn't help but think about it.

The stare that seemed to poke a hole in Gordon disappeared in an instant.

Gordon's pressure dropped sharply, which further strengthened his idea that the man in gray is Batman!

Did Batman look away without seeing a word?

but……

"King Arthur's entourage?"

Gordon froze.

King Arthur?That's... Aquaman from the Justice League?

But...he's not Batman's...how come he has something to do with Aquaman again?

Orm nodded.

"King Arthur ascended the throne three months ago and became the king of Atlantis, commanding the seven kingdoms under the sea." Aum said succinctly: "As a king, of course you must have the necessary staff."

"understand!"

Gordon nodded solemnly in agreement.

"Kings, queens, presidents, and prime ministers all have staff, bodyguards, and so on."

"Yes, that's it."

Orm is very satisfied with Gordon's way.

"King Arthur's visit to Gotham this time is a private trip, just to visit friends. It is relatively low-key, and I hope you can help keep it secret."

"Understand!"

Gordon's smiling eyes turned around Arthur, Orm, and Batman, and his thoughts couldn't help but wander a little bit.

Watching Aum talking nonsense in a serious manner, He Zhen nodded and agreed with Aum's Chief Gordon, Arthur & Bruce & Dick: "..."

***

Orm, Arthur, and Dick, who went back to Wayne Manor first, separated from them when they were outside Arkham, and returned to Wayne Manor separately and had to replace Bruce in Batman equipment.

"Break into Arkham privately, destroy Arkham's facilities, and trigger the alarm to waste police resources. Do the math yourself. How many zeros are there on the war damage bill?"

Bruce stood in front of the sofa with a sinking face, his tall figure cast a human-shaped shadow under the influence of the sunlight slanting in through the window, completely covering Arthur.

Arthur sat on the sofa dumbfounded, with half a cookie stuffed in his mouth.

Arthur, who was happily eating cookies and chatting half a minute ago, was stunned by the reprimand.

He just wanted to know, would the zeros on the war damage bill be more QAQ than the zeros his brother bought him for clothes...?

"Battle damage bill——"

Orm, who was drinking tea gracefully at the side - Alfred's exquisite craftsmanship, became a magic weapon for Orm to quickly adapt to land food and drink - suddenly interjected.

"I'll be responsible, don't worry."

"younger brother!"

Arthur was so moved that tears almost filled his eyes, and he rushed forward to give Aum a big hug.

"Get off!"

Aum pushed Arthur away with a finger in disgust, and said, "It's not just for you to pay the bill. Every money I pay for you must be converted into the time you spent honestly staying in the Kingdom's office to work. See For the sake of being a brother, I won't charge you any interest."

Arthur: "...I'll go to work to earn money and pay you back, okay?"

"Of course not."

Aum laughed like a deep sea demon, Shi Shiran got up, walked towards the guest room and said:

"Stop dreaming."

Arthur: QAQ!

"My brother is the stupidest!" chat room.

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: [Is anyone there?I need a little advice and help? 】

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [Ask me for help, very discerning, from Zhongting. 】

Consulting detective: [Encountered a problem?tell me the story.Although I don't think that the problems in your cognitive range are real problems. 】

Aum expertly used his eyes to filter out all the information he didn't want to see, and kept only the parts he needed, switched to voice input mode, and began to dictate clearly.

One hundred thousand miles in the deep sea: [I want to kill a person, but I need to lead him out of Gotham first.I don’t know enough about land…]

Consulting detective: [Joker? 】

Words popping up on the screen interrupted Orm's dictation.

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: [...Yes. 】

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: [How do you know? 】

Aum couldn't help his curiosity. Consulting the detective was like a legendary prophet!Although it is the weakened version!

Although the consulting detective once gave a kind explanation, which made Aum understand that he was relying on scientific and logical reasoning, but this could not conceal his own magic at all!

Consulting detective: [It's very simple. 】

Consulting detective: [Only goldfish don't understand. 】

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: […]

Aum, who was caught by the goldfish, began to think seriously. Is it really the right decision to come to the chat room for help?Is it still too late to pretend to be disconnected from the Internet?

The stupidest Thunder Hammer in the Nine Realms: […]

If Xuan can't save him, he will be killed by Krypton: […]

If Xuan doesn't save him, he must be killed by Krypton: [Joker?Is that the super criminal from Gotham? 】

If Xuan doesn't save him, he will be killed by Krypton: [It seems interesting!How about adding me? 】

Consulting detective: [No. 】

If Xuan doesn't save him, he must be killed by Krypton: [Why? 】

Consulting detective: [You are such a coward, we have nothing to play when you come here! 】

Through the screen, Aum could feel the cold refusal and gnashing of teeth from the consulting detective.So, he began to poke the phone screen slowly.

A few seconds later, two messages popped up in the chat room.

One hundred thousand miles in the deep sea: [You are such a coward, we have nothing to play when you come here! 】

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [You are such a coward, we have nothing to play when you come here! 】

If Xuan can't save him, he will be killed by Krypton: […]

The author has something to say:

A new map is about to be explored~ Meme!

The new characters that appeared in this chapter, thanks to the little angel shuyouwill for the brainstorming, huh!

And~ little angels, you guys are really awesome~ Some little angels guessed that Sherlock will unlock the map of Atlantis in the future, and the author hugged the outline tightly and shivered _(:з)∠)_.

The author is so busy rushing to work at the end of the year that he has to find time to attend the annual meeting, so... I will ask for a day off tomorrow_(:з)∠)_...

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I would like to ask Director Gordon, what was your last idea of ​​going astray?

Gordon: I've discovered a big secret!

Gordon: Batman gave Orm his cape (Bruce: I don't! I don't! You're talking nonsense! Arthur did it!), so Batman single arrow Orm.

Gordon: Orm follows Arthur and is loyal (Aum: Ah bah!), so Orm single-pointed Arthur.

Gordon: And then - Arthur didn't want to be his king, so he came to Gotham to visit Batman and help suppress the Joker, so Arthur is the one-headed Batman!

Gordon: The world of superheroes...is really complicated!