Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

"Mermaid?"

Aum squeezed three words out of his teeth one by one, full of murderous aura!

If the eyes can be realized, Arthur must have been filled with mini tridents, and he has been promoted to a humanoid sieve.

However, Arthur's external emotional signal receiver has completely declared a strike, his mind is completely captured by the blonde silver-tailed mermaid, and there is only one thought in his eyes——

personal!

fishtail!

blond!

The perfect mermaid!Ten thousand times more beautiful than the murlocs! ! !

The mermaid in the bedtime stories when I was a child is perfectly combined with the obedient and soft brother!

In a trance, Arthur saw the red lips of the Aum Mermaid opening and closing, making a pleasant sound, falling into the ears, scratching softly like little claws, itching from the ears to the heart.

As for what was said?Who knows?All he needs to do is suck the om mermaid!

"Yeah..." Arthur replied dazedly.

return? !dare? !yes--? !ah--? !

Aum's anger value exploded in an instant, and his small eyes swished death light waves at Arthur, and a row of "anger value up ↑" bold and red prompts almost materialized above his head.

Who the fuck is a mermaid? !

Didn't he know that all the mermaids in land people's fairy tales are women? !Who hasn't watched "The Daughter of the Sea" yet!

Mermaid sister!

He is a man!male!A real man!Take out a man who is bigger than Arthur!

However, Arthur, who was originally a big nerve, was completely dull at this time, and his brain and ears were selectively disabled, leaving only the eyes (→ used to see the Aum Mermaid) and mouth (→ used to see the Aum Mermaid) Sucking Orm) barely survived.

"You—say—who—is—the merm—fish—?"

"Murderous" is not enough to describe Aum's voice.

It has to be said that beauties are always favored by the Creator, even if the face has been distorted into a hideous shape by the anger value, it is still an angry, bright and moving beauty, brackets, male beauty.

"You..."

Arthur is still indulging in the beauty in a trance, explaining what is meant by "live a fool, die a romantic".

Snapped!

The beautiful silver fish tail violently pulled to the reef next to Aum, which was as high as a person. "Crack" the reef shattered, split in two along the standard center line, and fell to the ground at the same time.

The division is rigorous to ensure that the weight of the left and right halves is exactly the same.

Arthur turned pale with fright, and was so frightened by Orm's suspected "self-mutilation" that he kicked off the water and jumped half a meter high. He rushed to Orm's side at the speed of light, trying to hug his beautiful fish tail, and inspected it carefully from the waist to the tail fin. One time, without letting go of any scales, and by the way, he imagined the scene of "Aum flew up in pain, he hugged Aum's fishtail, patted, kissed and blew the pain".

However, it is impossible, not possible in this life.

Arthur was embarrassed to find that Orm's fish tail was still a beautiful silver fish tail, and there was not a single scale missing.

The transformation potion seems to have some unknown changes on Orm. For example, unlike Bruce whose physical strength has shrunk sharply after turning into a bat, Orm's original physical strength is completely retained in this fishtail body. When it was pulled down, there was not even a scratch on the scales, but the hard reef was pulled into two equal parts.

Fishtail violently pulled Arthur's hand away.

The warm palm was pressed against the tail, it was so tiresome!

And Arthur!What are you doing so greasy?Could it be a brain problem?He is the majestic king of Atlantis... How could he be injured by a mere stone!

the most important is--

"Show me clearly! Is labor and capital a man or a woman!"

Orm's right hand pointed to his own chest, and the fishtail pointed to Arthur's chest. Every time he said a word, the fishtail poked viciously at Arthur's chest.After finishing speaking, Arthur's thick skin and invulnerable chest was also successfully poked red by Orm.

Although, only a piece the size of a fingernail.

Fish, fish, fish... Orm's fish tail!

I'm, I'm, I'm stroking his chest! ! !

Arthur fell into a trance again, unable to extricate himself, of course he didn't want to extricate himself.The soul has left the body and soared up immediately.

"It's all...anything..."

The answers blurted out when the brain runs away from home can often reflect the truest thoughts in people's hearts.

For example, Arthur, at this moment, probably thinks in his heart—it doesn't matter whether he is a man or a woman!It's just an obedient and soft Aum cutie!Sex discrimination is not acceptable!

Snapped!

The tail that smelled of sea water was slammed into Arthur's face, which woke up Arthur's idiot brain.

"Say it again?" Orm smiled gracefully, showing eight white teeth to Arthur, "male—or female?"

A cold light flashed across Aum's well-maintained teeth.

Arthur shuddered suddenly, suddenly realizing that he seemed to have chosen the option that would lead to the worst death in a proposition.

I'm afraid it's over.

I don't know where Aum will start today...

亚瑟不由自主的捂住腰，那里是奥姆生气时最喜欢揍的位置，据说灵感来源于洛基的“专业捅肾之爱的小匕首”。

"Why did you turn into a mermaid? Is it because the dosage of the transforming potion is not enough, and it only changed by half?" Arthur racked his brains and tried to change the subject, trying to save himself.

To this, Aum's answer was to give him a straight face.

If you grow up, will you change the subject?

It's a pity that the technology is not good enough, the transfer is too blunt, cod can see through it at a glance, and the score is negative one hundred!

Despising Arthur from head to toe, Orm flicked the fish's tail, turned and swam to the surface.

Arthur's words reminded him that the mermaid is a fantasy in fairy tales. There is no such animal in nature. It is not right for him to become like this...

Ever since Arthur jumped in, the water surface of the seawater pool in the tourist area has never been stable. Either there was a half-person-high wave, or there was a rumbling sound coming from the bottom of the water. It sounded like something heavy had fallen to the ground.

As the person in charge of the transformation tourist area, when the little prince and the king got into the seawater pool, Campbell has been standing by the seawater pool and witnessed a series of changes in the water surface. His expression changed from Anxiety turns into surprise, then into thoughtfulness, and finally freezes in the sluggishness that implies obscenity and gossip.

There was such a big commotion under the water, could it be that the little prince and the king were really gossiping on the forum... Like that?

Suddenly, the sound of splashing water interrupted Campbell's gossip, and then a wave of water rushed from the bottom of the water to the shore, drenching Campbell.

"Campbell!"

Aum followed the waves and broke out of the water. Only his upper body floated on the water surface, and his fish tail was hidden under the water surface. He frowned and ordered Campbell to send someone to the Ministry of Science and Technology of the Kingdom to call for someone.

However, because the water quality of Atlantis is so good, the clear water can't hide the bright silver fish tail of Aum at all, and the swaying water waves add a layer of dreaminess to the fish tail.

Campbell stared straight ahead, and frantically recalled the "little essays" in a secret forum in Atlantis with the little prince and the king as the protagonists. When I read it, I never expected that some of the "little essays" Some plots will come true one day!

A "bang" water polo suddenly hit Campbell's face, hitting the bridge of his nose with precision, and two lines of nosebleeds slowly flowed down, staining his lips red.

"What are you in a daze for?" Arthur said angrily, his sharp eyes seemed to blind Campbell's eyeballs, "Didn't you hear what Orm said?"

This is probably the moment when Arthur is the most kingly except for ascending the throne.

Campbell ran straight away, even rolling and crawling because he was not very skilled.For the Atlanteans who have been swimming with their legs for the past few decades, they can walk with their legs, but their proficiency is really gone. Campbell also started to stand upright every day after being transferred to work in a tourist area. walking life.

Watching Campbell's rolling and crawling figure go away, Arthur withdrew his menacing gaze in satisfaction, turned his head to look at Orm, and turned into some kind of large canine in a second, wagging his tail, and his face was full of "Praise! Please touch!"

Touch an egg!

Orm gave Arthur a cold look, turned over and dived into the water, and the splash of water splashed precisely on Arthur's face.

The Science and Technology Department of the Kingdom of Atlantis is not too far away from the transformation tourist area, not much closer than the city gate. It took Campbell less than half an hour to come and go, and he came back with a few researchers. Most of the time is still spent on communicating with people from the Ministry of Science and Technology.

When several researchers from the Ministry of Science and Technology followed Campbell to the transformation tourist area, the first thing they saw was not the "little prince's shockingly beautiful fish tail!" as described by Campbell, but animals sitting in rows by the sea pool. Arranged in order from tall to short, Bruce Bat and Natasha Scorpion, who have boyfriends as "mounts", are ranked first and second. The scene is very joyful.

"bat?!"

The chief old man of the Ministry of Science and Technology...cough!The chief expert walked swiftly on his old legs that were said to be aging three years ago, and ran to Clark in a cheerful "dengdengdeng", and circled around him (the bat on his head) to observe him. He rubbed the liquid that didn't exist in the corner of his eye in comfort.

look what he saw

bat!

The first case of turning into a small bat suborder by taking a transformation potion!

The chief expert's eyes were shining like X-rays, and he could count the fluff on the little bat's body one by one, and he couldn't stop.

Hearing the sound and surfacing, Aum had a splitting headache, turned around and wanted to dive back again, how did Campbell get the chief old man here!

In the entire kingdom's science and technology department, Aum is most afraid of seeing him!

Old age, senior qualifications, and first-class technical level, the key is the elders, who can't be too light, can't be serious, can't be scolded, and Aum has nothing to do with the chief old man.

Aiming at Aum with a fishtail, the chief old man immediately abandoned the first little bat with joy and disgust, jumped into the sea pool with an agility that was completely incompatible with his age, swam to Aum's side three times, and hugged him tightly. ... the tail of the fish, if you look closely at it, from a distance, it seems that the whole face is attached to it.

"Amazing! It's amazing..."

Aum moved his tail, and saw that the chief old man immediately hugged him tightly vigilantly, and his whole body was about to hang up, as if he was holding some rare treasure and was afraid that its long legs would run away by itself.

Unable to pull out the tail, and afraid of accidentally hurting the elderly chief old man when he was struggling—no matter how sharp his legs are, he is already a grandfather—Aum, who was hugged by the fishtail, lay down in despair, and The chief old man who really let his old arms and legs dragged him to the shore when he was young and strong.

"If I remember correctly, the document about the transformation potion submitted by your Ministry of Science and Technology clearly states that the function of the transformation potion is to change the user's body from a human form to an animal form. .”

As he said that, Aum flicked the fish's tail, causing a splash of water, and the eyes of the audience were all focused on his tail, with burning eyes.

"Excuse me, what animal form am I now?"

Aum asked politely, Lie Ping Ren chief old man dragged him up, after he smashed the pot, his irritable mentality miraculously regained his composure.

Anyway, everyone has already seen it, so what is there to be irritable?

What kind of animal is a fishtail?That's a good question.

A young researcher from the Ministry of Science and Technology pushed the gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose—the glasses of the land people are really magical!It can perfectly set off his refined and erudite temperament, but it is a pity that he can only wear it in the air room——He explained calmly: "Mermaids, creatures that exist in fairy tales of land people, are actually misrepresented by dugongs according to textual research. Dugongs are indeed very cute animals."

Justified and convincing.

Aum suddenly became irritable, and he didn't care to discuss with the nonsense researcher whether the dugong is cute or not. He pulled the tail of the fish, pointed to the upper body, and said frantically, "Have you ever seen a half-human dugong?!"

The researcher remained calm, "Strictly speaking, human beings are also a kind of animal."

Aum became even more irritable, flicking the tail of the fish, setting off a 360-degree splash without dead ends, successfully drenching all the humans and animals present as soaked as him, "So I put together half and half! What is it? A mixed race in a different sense?"

The jokes that were not funny at all froze the audience, and even Natasha Scorpion, who was good at dancing with long sleeves, froze on Banner's head. For a while, I didn't know whether it was better to give a symbolic laugh or pretend that I didn't hear anything.

After a long while, the researcher of Golden Glasses suddenly laughed twice, and forced a scientific explanation: "Maybe... your human genes are too powerful?"

The laughter was dry, and the answer was ten times colder than Aum's cold joke, embarrassing the audience.

Aum also laughed twice, and resolutely went back: "Then I'll just drink another bottle, and see if I can turn my upper body into a fish? Or drink two more bottles? In case one bottle is not enough, this Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the first head turned into a fish head?"

The researcher held on to the gold-rimmed glasses, laughed dryly, and couldn't continue.

Quiet embarrassment pervaded again, and Aum's eyes wandered back and forth between the transformation potion and the researcher, flashing with ill-intentioned light, and Aum's fish tail suddenly made some movement.

"... Strange... What kind of fish is this... The characteristics do not match any existing known species..."

The white-haired chief old man of the Science and Technology Department... oh, the chief expert, after carefully observing every scale on Aum's fish tail, fell into confusion.

If the current condition of the little prince is due to an incomplete metamorphosis caused by insufficient dosage of medicine, but the species cannot be judged from his fish tail at all. Could it be... some rare species that has not yet been discovered?

"Maybe you have fallen into a misunderstanding?"

The chief old man turned his head in response, and Dr. Banner nodded to him with a smile, and continued:

"Essentially speaking, humans are also a type of animal, and so are murlocs. Maybe it's not that Aum is incompletely abnormal, but his transformed form is murlocs?"

Banner offers another line of thinking.

"Maybe?"

The gold-rimmed glasses researcher hesitated and hesitated, but he still spoke.

"However, there seems to be a big gap between the murloc transformed by His Royal Highness and the murloc?"

The researcher’s words are already very euphemistic. In fact, the appearance of the murlocs is much rougher, and the human body also has many fish features such as fins. Compared with Aum’s perfect human body and fish tail after transformation, More like a demonized version of a mermaid.

Banner also fell into hesitation.

Compared with the murlocs, Aum's current form is like a control group before and after blackening. It really doesn't make sense to say that Aum's transformation form is a murloc.

But... the naked eye can only observe so much from Aum. If you really want to find out why he turned into a fishtail form with a human body, you still need... a trip to the laboratory?

Banner suddenly felt a chill behind him, but when he looked back, he didn't find anything unusual. Behind him stood Steve the lion, Bucky the orange cat on his head, and Arthur.

Perhaps an illusion?

Banner shrugged, turned his head and joined the researchers from the Ministry of Science and Technology to study Orm's fishtail.In view of Orm's resolute refusal to enter the laboratory to provide research samples, he stubbornly believed that as long as the transformation potion took effect for two hours, he could resume upright walking.

After two hours, he was a handsome and unrestrained hero again!

With the mermaid as a group of onlookers, the two hours passed quickly.

The little bat Bruce, who was the first to drink the potion, was the first to recover his human form. After a soft "poof", the tall human-shaped Bruce appeared on top of Clark's head, with his legs hanging down from both sides of Clark's cheeks, sitting in a stable posture, very powerful. Guy fan.

Leaping down from Clark's head lightly, there was no sound when he landed. Batman's eyes swept across the audience coldly, and there was no need to say the threat in it.

All the people present, no matter whether it was human figures relying on IQ or animals relying on intuition, all expressed that they were just sleeping, staring at fish, teasing spiders, chatting with Bucky/Steve, intermittently blind, and saw nothing .

Banner took Natasha Scorpion from her hair with concern, and silently put it on the ground.

Superman is a Kryptonian, gifted, with a 100-plus-pound Batman on his head like a bat, but he can't do it.In case Natasha regains her human form on top of his head, Nana may have to visit him in the cemetery on this day next year...

Within a few minutes, Tony Corgi, who was waving his claws at the spider, also returned to his human form with a "poof".

It just happened that the timing of recovery was not too good. It just happened that when he swooped and took off, Tony, who recovered his human form, naturally lost Corgi's jumping ability and soft paw pads. Halfway through the swoop, he fell to the ground in bad condition, staggering for several steps Only barely stabilized, and the posture is slightly better than squatting on the buttocks.

The skill is too scumbag!

Bruce looked down on Tony with a victor's sense of superiority, and then woke up in horror in a blink of an eye-his behavior is very much like Diana's bald eagle who has lost his IQ!

Does the side effect of transformation also have a prolonged one?

I don't know if it's because Bruce complained about Diana in his heart, "Puff" and "Puff", Diana and Natasha, who drank the potion at the same time, also recovered their human forms at the same time.

Dr. Banner breathed a sigh of relief and secretly praised his wit.

The bald eagle elongated and turned back into a human form, and the posture of landing was as elegant as Bruce Yi, but his face was not very beautiful.

Hold your head high and boast of your majesty?

Preaching the prayer to the priest Zeus as a successful experience? ?

Staring at Barry to eat "eel" meat? ? ?

Diana chuckled, "The transformation potion is very powerful."

Campbell trembled silently for a few moments, deeply feeling that these words should be heard in reverse to be understood correctly.

"Really good."

Natasha's smile was much more genuine.She was held in Banner's hands and on top of her head throughout the whole process, and she didn't have any stupid IQ situations, so she was a winner in life.

"Very interesting experience."

Diana silently closed her mouth.

Loser is not lost!

The loss of IQ is all done by the bald eagle, it has nothing to do with her!

Not long after Diana and Natasha recovered, Steve, Bucky, Peter, and Barry also returned to their human forms one after another.

Except for Steve, the other three are people who are so wide-hearted that they can run spaceships. As soon as they regained their human form, they giggled and gathered together to collectively recall the embarrassing things during the transformation into animals. The tragic fate in Diao's mouth won the title of "Weak Chicken Superhero".

Seeing the animals returning to their human bodies one by one, Arthur clicked his tongue twice in his heart with great regret, and his eyes simply stuck to Aum, so hurry up and hurry up to take another look.

Minutes and seconds passed in time.

Click—the minute hand pointed to the number on Aum's transformation, but Aum's fishtail...had no movement.

"Uh..." the researcher pushed the gold-rimmed glasses, trying to find a reasonable explanation, "Perhaps, the transformation time of His Royal Highness in Campbell's impression is not very accurate?"

Campbell glared, expressing sincere contempt for his behavior of throwing the pot around when he disagreed.

Aum, who had been looking forward to the transformation time to pass quickly and wished that time could flow ten times faster, grimly accepted the researcher's explanation reluctantly.

Another half an hour passed, and Aum's fishtail remained motionless, growing firmly on his body, and his two long legs were gone, showing no signs of returning to his human body.

Now the researcher of Gold Silk Glasses really can't find the angle to blame, and can only guess that it may be an incomplete metamorphosis caused by insufficient dosage, which in turn has caused unknown effects.But what exactly is going on and how to solve it requires further research in the laboratory.

Dr. Banner immediately expressed his disapproval. He believed that the researcher's guess was based on "incomplete metamorphosis", but "incomplete metamorphosis" itself was a guess, and it could not be determined as the real cause of Aum's mermaid.

The two immediately started a debate match exclusively for scientists, with various professional names and esoteric theories flying all over the sky. Within a few minutes, Tony and the chief old man were also involved.

Can you be more reliable!

Aum flicked the fish's tail violently, and made another splash.

Arthur quietly approached Aum, and took out the comfort that he had revised several times in his heart.

"The mermaid is also very good, how beautiful! It is more beautiful than everyone! And the Ministry of Science and Technology will definitely have a solution. Before they solve it, it is not a big deal to be a mermaid for a few days. Aren't the murlocs also have fish tails? ? If you think the tail is inconvenient, Aum, I'll carry you...uh——!"

Orm angrily grabbed three tubes of transforming potion, pulled out the stopper, pinched Arthur's chin, poured three tubes of potion into Arthur's throat, raised Arthur's jaw to force him to swallow, all in one go!

puff!

The tall and rough Arthur with a fish tail appeared, with fish fins on his back and bone spurs in his arms, standing side by side with Aum, which is the real version of the beast and the prince.

Om, satisfied.