Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

In Wayne Hotel, you can score [-] points for fresh fish, and you can definitely score [-] points for juggling with Dick... Oh no, with the cooperation of knife skills, Aum's dining problem finally got a pretty good solution .

The only fly in the ointment is probably - Arthur scraped Dick back and forth twice with unfriendly eyes.

Aum is his brother!

his!

How could my brother show such a beautiful smile to others!

Still the little cub of the gloomy big bat family!

Jealousy made Arthur speechless.However, he only dared to hide in his stomach, rolling and roaring, and he didn't dare to rant, because Aum couldn't hear him, and it was impossible for Aum to obediently put away his smile.

Even, Aum has quickly become acquainted with Dick in the back-and-forth chat, and the chat is very pleasant.

look!This is my brother!

As long as the younger brother is willing, no one can refuse his charm!

Even the gloomy little boy of the big bat family was conquered by his younger brother!

Arthur puffed out his chest proudly.

However, within three seconds, he lowered his head in frustration.It's true that his younger brother makes him so proud, but not only has his younger brother never smiled at him like this, but now he completely ignores him!

"So, Aum, you came to Gotham for a tour with Uncle Arthur?" Dick asked while cutting the steak on his own plate.

After he used his superb knife skills to help Aum turn half a fresh fish into a clear fish fillet, Aum thanked warmly and politely said that it was enough, while Damian was quite indifferent He refused "Brother will help you cut the steak", Dick, who had nowhere to use his spare energy, could only cut his own steak resentfully.

Swallowing the delicious and tender fish fillets that melted in the mouth, Aum nodded reservedly and said, "Basically, you can say that."

Dick: "Basically?"

Aum squinted at his brother before answering Dick: "Although what Arthur expressed was that he wanted to travel with me and see the scenery on land. But based on his performance after entering Gotham City, I have sufficient reason to suspect him—with ulterior motives."

On the surface, Aum is calm and calm, but Dick dare not just believe it!

Arthur involuntarily straightened his back and pricked up his ears.

Dick glanced at Arthur quietly, feeling that something was wrong.He just found a random topic to chat with the one who read Aum wrote the Lord of the Ocean, and he really didn't have any idea of ​​provoking conflicts between their brothers!

Uncle Arthur!Can you put away the guilty conscience on your face!

I beg you!

Dick gave a dry laugh.

"Although I don't know much about Uncle Arthur, but borrowing from my father's evaluation of him-single-threaded thinking, the brain handles more than one thing at the same time, which is likely to cause irreversible damage to his IQ."

In order to avoid a possible brother war, at least not in Gotham!He didn't want to know whether the Ocean Lord and Sea King had the ability to directly drown an inland city!

Dick didn't even care if his conscience hurt or not!

Besides, the words are all said by the father, he is just a good baby who relays his father's words, isn't he?

Aum snorted undeniably, and slowly picked up a piece of fish meat. The translucent fish meat dangled on the silver fork, shining white under the light. blown away.

Arthur moved uneasily, a little worried that after completing the task of putting the fish into his brother's mouth, would the fork end up with a certain muscle on his body?

"Oh! Interesting comment."

Aum smiled very happily, and it was rare that he developed a little interest and affection for the "father" in Dick's mouth, and his affection was even higher than that of young Dick, a master fisherman.

If given the chance, he would really like to meet this land native who made an extremely accurate evaluation of his brother.

I believe that in some respects, they will have a common language!

"If you've ever seen Arthur, when he first entered Gotham, his whole body glowed like a lantern fish..."

Say it silently three times in your heart [You must save enough face for the king in front of the land people! ], Aum changed his words abruptly.

"...with the appearance of it, it's hard not to wonder whether he wants to travel with me, or whether he wants to take the opportunity to satisfy his love for Gotham."

"..."

Dick was silent, and even Damian, who had been eating quietly, slowed down.

As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Robin Birds, they all love Gotham as much as their father.But...convince them that Aquaman, an outlander, loves Gotham? ? ?

God, what a peculiar vision and hobby is this? !

God!It would be easier to convince them that Aquaman loves Batman!

At least, Batman still has a face that no one can deny him!

Hearing Orm's words, Arthur softened his body and leaned back on the back of the chair.

Is this what my brother said?Don't worry, don't worry!

So much for the topic of whether Arthur loves Gotham or not.

Whether it was the two Robin birds, Dick and Damian, or the little prince Orm, they all held a very serious skepticism about this point, and probably only Arthur would foolishly believe them.

Dick: "Although Gotham is not a tourist city, in fact - most of the people who enter Gotham every year come for business or study, and the rest are visiting relatives and friends. If I remember correctly , according to last year's statistics, the number of tourists in Gotham did not exceed five digits in the whole of last year."

Orm was very interested in the statistics that Dick said, "Do you count the information of everyone who enters Gotham?"

"Oh, this—" Dick said irrefutably: "Because of some special features of Gotham, Gotham's attitude towards foreign population will be more cautious than other cities."

very good!

Aum thought, he probably guessed the identity of the boy Dick!

"Gotham is indeed a little special." Aum nodded with sympathy.

Think about it, he had only been in Gotham for two hours, and he packed a bunch of robbers for the police station!

"Hi! It's not as bad as you describe!" Arthur, who is not a native of Gotham, couldn't help jumping out to speak for his best friend and comrade-in-arms.

This time, he finally managed to attract the attention of the other three at once.

Dick really wants to correct Uncle Arthur, who is probably bewitched by his father's charm, looking at Gotham with a 40-meter filter, but...

Dick looked at Arthur, then at Arthur, and finally found out where the feeling of disobedience all along came from!

From the first time he saw Arthur, Dick felt that something was wrong!

It's not a big problem, it's about the same as the peas hidden under the quilt of Princess and the Pea. It's not a big problem, but it always has a sense of presence.

After seriously looking at Arthur several times, Dick finally got to the point that he felt violated!

What the hell!

Arthur turned out to be in a suit and leather shoes!

It's not a suit and leather shoes with the shirt unbuttoned to the stomach!Nor is it crumpled like a suit and leather shoes picked out of a trash can!

It's neat, tidy, and genuinely classic suits and leather shoes!

But this at most surprised Dick. By the way, he wondered who was able to control the rough life of Arthur so bravely, and let him put him in a suit instead of tearing the suit into pieces. Homeless appearance.

What really offends Dick is——

What's the matter with Arthur's messy hair and beard compared to the suit with good taste?

Dick really doubted whether he was able to enter the Wayne Hotel with such a head of hair and beard and get the seat with the best view, whether it was due to Arthur swiping his face card, or because of his decent behavior and reserved temperament Expensive sea lord?

"Oh, sure," Orm agreed. "His hair and beard... tsk! Doesn't match the clothes!"

Holding his chin and thinking for a while, Aum turned to Dick and asked, "Excuse me, where is the best image design studio in Gotham City? I think my brother needs a new look, elegant and charming, that can match The clothes that were made for him matched perfectly."

Dick: "..."

what? !

grace? !

Who is he talking about?Neptune?

to be honest!Dick once thought that Aquaman was a big man from the fighting nation across the coastline, the kind who could swim along the coastline to the United States!

Make him classy?

What a joke!

"It doesn't matter what Arthur was like in the past."

Orm corrected Dick with a serious face.

"The important thing is what he will become. There is no one who cannot be changed, especially Arthur, who has become the king of Atlantis and commands the seven seas. Everyone knows what the king should be like."

Oh yes, he understands.

Dick thought in a daze.

Anyway, he has never seen a king like Uncle Arthur...

"Alfred is omnipotent. Oh, by the way, Grandpa Al is the steward of Wayne Manor."

Dick gave the information decisively.

Anyway, Arthur has already put on his suit, and then he has to take care of his hair and beard. It's a normal process, right?

And he believed that, compared to Arthur's original image, his father would definitely appreciate the sea lord's aesthetics more.

Arthur froze in disbelief!

Robin Xiaoniao of the old Bat family actually sold him? !

The hair and beard he managed to keep!

He beeped and abducted his younger brother ashore, why couldn't he escape? !

Just as Arthur slowly moved his dangerous eyes to Dick's face.

The advertising screen on the building diagonally below the window suddenly emitted a piercing electric sound, and then the screen flashed, and a big white face with green hair and red lips stretched to the ear appeared on the screen, and the red lips twisted into a sinister smile , embracing Gotham with open arms.

"The game begins! This time the game venue - Wayne Hotel!"

"Gentlemen and ladies in the Wayne Hotel, guess—this time, the Dark Knight of Gotham will come to rescue you?"

"I'm sorry!" Aum burst into a curse, "What's the matter with that green glowing white face?! Do all of you mainlanders have this kind of aesthetics?!"

"Brother!" Arthur was terrified, "Where did you learn to swear?!" It took only half a day to go ashore, how did the well-behaved Aum learn the national swearing of land people? !

Dick rubbed his forehead in pain.

Is there anyone, even just one, who can figure out the point!

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small theater:

Arthur: (holding the trident) If you dare to seduce my brother, die, Dick!

Dick: (horrified face) I'm not!I don't!Don't be gay and look at Renji!