Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

Aum's next plan didn't materialize.

They were blocked halfway.

Originally, what Aum made an appointment for his brother was the master of image design who has been serving him all the year round - Sirip, a master who is highly sought after by the nobles of the kingdom of Atlantis, and won the hall of image design when he was in his 20s Award laurels.

Aum heard that since the King of Atlantis communicated with the land people on the Internet three months ago, Master Sirip has quickly become popular on the land people's network. It is said that he has been hailed as the pinnacle of aesthetics in the century.

He is the best, bar none.

Of course, the popularity of land people made Aum, who already admired Sirip quite a lot, even more satisfied.

Think about it, Sirip is crazily sought after by land people on the land people's network, and they hailed him as the pinnacle of aesthetics of the century. What is this?

This is strong evidence that the Atlantean aesthetic is the right choice!

So Aum felt that he was really a very, very good brother!

Approve official documents for his brother!

Manage the Kingdom of Atlantis for his brother!

Take care of the king's private property for his brother to ensure the safe and stable growth of the property!

Worry about dressing and image for his brother!

He did everything his brother was supposed to do, and he stayed in the Kingdom Prison obediently all day to serve his sentence in confinement!

In this world, could there be a better brother than him? !

Even, in order to keep living in the society of land people, Aum has a bad understanding of Atlantis and is not yet three years old... Emmm, okay, okay, five years old, at most five years old!Arthur's knowledge of common sense in Atlantis is definitely no more than that of a five-year-old child!

In order for Arthur to have the most intuitive experience of the Kingdom of Atlantis, or at least the life of the citizens of the capital—God of the Sea!How can a king have no understanding of his subjects, the people's livelihood, or the national economy?

So after leaving the Merck clothing store, Aum deliberately took his brother to detour from the wide and prosperous Sea Oyster Street to the slightly narrower but more popular commercial street——Coral Street.

"Emmm..."

Arthur did not appreciate his brother's painstaking efforts.Not only didn't understand it, but started to complain eagerly.

"...It seems that it is no different from commercial streets on land? Eh? People from Atlantis also set up stalls to sell tourist souvenirs!"

Aum: "..."

Aum wants to blow his brother's head off!

What happened to the stall selling tourist souvenirs?Isn't it the embodiment of economic prosperity and social stability and harmony?

A few seconds later, Aum was very glad that he didn't scold his brother like a bear in the street.

Otherwise, he would probably be the one with the pain in the face right now——on Coral Street, many Atlantean citizens gathered together and talked a lot, as if they were watching something.

In the crowd, there was a faint noise, and there seemed to be... crying?

"What happened?"

Hearing Aum's voice, the onlookers of the Atlantis citizens retreated to make way for him to go over to check the situation.

Compared with Arthur, who only made a public appearance once, and the public's impression of him is that he only recognizes the shirt but not the person, Aum is the one who is more suitable to swipe his face card in the king of Atlantis.

"Your Majesty...Your Highness."

A man standing in the innermost circle of the crowd bowed to Aum, and suddenly reacted, and abruptly changed the blurted His Majesty to His Highness.The king of Aum suddenly became the little prince of Aum. It's okay to say, but the title problem really takes a while to get used to.

The man took the initiative to explain the situation to Aum: "Just now this gentleman—"

He pointed to an impatient, dark-skinned man standing in the center of the recognition.

Aum's brows moved slightly, and Arthur silently pressed his brother's hand.

Judging from the clothes, the dark-skinned man is obviously from the mainland.

"—in this lady—"

The man pointed to the stall owner lady who was hiding behind the stall, twitching and huddled up in a ball with her tail aggrieved, and said:

"——When I was picking products at the booth, I don't know why I suddenly expressed my curiosity about the lady's fish tail and wanted to touch it."

Orm's brows were already raised, but Arthur didn't move further.

The man continued to speak.

"After the lady refused angrily, the gentleman seemed a little...how should I put it...probably a little frustrated? He seemed to be planning to persuade the lady with words..."

"Aurona, my name is Aurona. Thank you, sir."

The sobbing stall owner Miss Ononna wiped away her tears, first thanked the man who spoke up for him, then got up and saluted Aum, and then said: "Your Highness Aum, after I rejected him, I suffered Fierce verbal attacks, that...man, seems to think that this is the way to force me to agree to his impertinent demands."

The dark-skinned man also frowned slightly, with a look of disapproval.He performed a substandard Atlantean etiquette to Aum in a strange manner.

"His Royal Highness Prince Aum..."

"Vico, take him down." Aum didn't listen to his excuse at all, and directly ordered Vico to arrest him.

"Wait!" Arthur pressed Orm, "Why did you arrest him?"

Isn't it an ordinary dispute?How come it's so fast forward to directly arresting people?Did he accidentally miss some plot?

Vico took a step forward and approached Arthur to explain in a low voice.

For the murlocs of Atlantis, tails are very private and ambiguous. Generally speaking, murlocs often use their tails to express intimacy and admiration to their lovers.

The act of forcibly touching the murloc's tail, in translation, is equivalent to the crime of indecency for land people!

Moreover, unfortunately for dark-skinned men, compared with the laws of land people, the sentencing of the Kingdom of Atlantis in this regard is much heavier.

"Your Highness," after explaining to Arthur the customs of Atlantis and the legal provisions related to sentencing, Vico stepped forward and said, "That is the envoy of the Kingdom of Saos, who arrived in Atlanta two days ago. Tice."

"That's right." Heipi... oh no, it was the envoy of Saos who spoke with pride, "I think this is just a misunderstanding caused by the differences in customs between different races, right? ?Maybe we can sit down and talk calmly about the misunderstanding, like—"

He turned his head and smiled at the stall owner Miss Murloc in a cool manner, but the other party was unmoved.He shrugged and turned around again, with [Oh!She is so ignorant! ], continued:

"A sum of compensation can make up for this lady's sadness, right?"

"A—compensation—?"

Aum repeated it in a soft tone.

The Saos messenger nodded in agreement, "That's right, I think I can definitely give this lady a satisfactory amount."

Orm laughed.

Before the Saos envoy expressed his gratitude for his understanding and cooperation, Aum suddenly turned cold.

"Vico! Drag him down and deal with him!"

"Wait--wait!" Arthur stopped his younger brother with a big head, he doubted that what the younger brother said meant to kill him directly!

"It's a bit of a deal with it directly... he... um... is not guilty of death?"

"He intends to molest the subjects of Atlantis!" Orm frowned.

"I know, I know!" Facing his furious younger brother, Arthur raised his hands to show his harmlessness, trying to appease him: "But he probably doesn't know about Atlantis..."

Aum didn't want to hear his brother defend the annoying land people, so he interrupted directly: "The land people are indeed bad people! They molested the subjects of Atlantis and dumped a lot of garbage and poisonous substances into the ocean!"

Arthur was very helpless, his younger brother belonged to his own family after all, no matter how unreasonable or irritable he was, he couldn't beat him or scold him, he could only coax him.

"Nor general. You see, Orm, at least I don't dump trash on the bottom of the ocean, do I?"

Aum: "You are different from them!"

Um?Different from them?

Arthur raised the corners of his mouth happily.

"You're half-breed!"

The corners of Arthur's delighted mouth turned halfway up, and suddenly froze.

Mixed blood... Orm means he doesn't throw garbage because he's half Atlantean?

Arthur didn't know that he should be pleasantly surprised that his thinking was seamlessly connected with his brother's!Or should it be hit symbolically?

"But... those who don't know are innocent," Arthur wanted to try harder, "Let's let them go this time, and just punish them with small punishments, okay? We will give an order immediately after we go back. In the future, anyone who enters Asia People on land in Atlantis must learn the customs of Atlantis first, and resolutely prevent this from happening again, how about it?"

Orm stared at Arthur without saying a word, the corners of his mouth were pursed stubbornly.

But this time, Arthur's wooden head didn't follow his younger brother's train of thought at all. He directly assumed that he agreed, and turned to Vico and said:

"Temporarily watch this mainlander who offended the citizens of Atlantis, protest and negotiate with the country where he is located, and the two sides will jointly bruise the punishment plan. If a satisfactory result cannot be produced, the country's country will be banned directly." Citizens enter Atlantis."

After finishing speaking, Arthur turned to Aum and said, "Is this okay, brother?"

Vico sucked in a breath of air, and turned his head in horror.

Suddenly, he fully comprehended the profound connotation of an Internet buzzword among land people—straight man...

"Ah!"

Aum sneered, turned his head, and forced out a sentence: "Follow your order, Your Majesty the King."

After speaking, he shook his hand and left.

Arthur question mark face.

"...just do as I say."

Arthur dropped a word to Vico and hurried after him.

Hey... my younger brother is definitely the most difficult and annoying species in the world...

Vico: "..."

He knows it!He must be the last one to clean up the mess!

****

When Vico ordered people to guard the envoys of Saos and found Orm and Arthur, he was surprised to find that Arthur had learned some magic tricks, and he had already coaxed the little prince into his hair? ? ?

It's really amazing!

Even, the topic of the brothers has gone to land tourism.

In other words, Arthur unilaterally urged Orm to travel on land.

Of course, this time Arthur learned the lesson. He didn’t use the phrase of “knowing the people on land” which is extremely stimulating to his younger brother’s nerves. Instead, he used an excuse to let his younger brother go on a trip to relax and take a look at the scenery beyond the ocean. .

"You've been watching Atlantis for so many years, and you don't want to change it—" Arthur winked, and said, "—does it have a different taste?"

"Emmm—" Aum dragged his chin and pondered for a few seconds, then nodded in agreement.

Vico's eyes widened in shock.

What did he see? !

The little prince promised to travel on land? ? !

Poseidon above!He always thought it was harder than making the little prince dance in a circle in a skirt!

If...if... he meant if, since the little prince even agreed to go to land, can he also look forward to... hmm?

After regaining his senses from the wonderful enjoyment, Vico found painfully that there was no one in front of him, only one line of books left—travel, the return date is uncertain!

"Hi--!"

Vico's voice echoed in the sea water, but Orm and Arthur had already disappeared without a trace, and even the water ripples caused by their swimming could not be seen.

Vico let go of his hands helplessly, and gave up calling back the king and little prince who had swam a few kilometers away.

never mind!

He has only taught two apprentices, both of whom are young and blue. His old bones can't stop the king and the little prince's brothers from joining forces.

Just right—the king and the little prince are both out, and they can happily invite the Saosian envoy who offended the citizens of Atlantis to stay temporarily in the Kingdom Prison.

You can also tell the envoy more pleasantly, "I'm sorry, out of respect for your country and you, you need His Majesty the King, or at least His Royal Highness Prince Aum, to order you to offend the citizens of Atlantis. But I'm sorry Unfortunately, neither of them happens to be in the Kingdom, so you may need to spend a few days in the Atlantis Kingdom Prison.

Don't worry though, Kingdom Prison is comfortable, easy to live in and has a great view of the ocean floor.If you are lucky, you may be able to communicate with giant whales or king crabs through the window.

I believe you will like it. "

Oh, right!

You can also tell Mera by the way that they have a legitimate reason to delay the establishment of diplomatic relations among thirteen countries, including Saos.

Absence of the king, and misbehavior of the envoys, excellent excuses, no?

The author has something to say:

Arthur: Thanks to the stupid envoy, I saved my hair and beard!

Sorry~ the author is very busy working overtime on weekends, and I want to finish writing the plot of this chapter, it took a little more time, so today's update is late!

Apologize!