Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

"A gift from your netizen."

Arthur said in a low voice, and handed the cloth bag in his hand to Aum.

He is not very happy.

When he was drinking to the fullest, he was forced by his younger brother to help him as a human courier, and even beeped - he wanted to rush from Siberia to New York in one day, and then rush back to Atlantis madly, he was not Barry!

Halfway through, he was ridiculed by his younger brother's netizens!

He has never seen the kind of itchy hands that make people feel itchy without opening their mouths!Opening his mouth, people just want to tie him to a rocket and send him to the sky, a nasty guy!

Even now facing his only brother who was very ashamed, Arthur couldn't force a smile on his face.

Aum immediately stepped back gracefully and politely, avoiding the cloth bag with a stain in his brother's hand.

"Put it on the rug."

Aum has to say that the carpet imported from the land people is really a good thing, the plush and soft touch, stepping on it, the whole person feels soothed and relaxed.

Compared with the bare slate floor with only carved patterns, the fluffy carpet is more in line with their Atlantean elegance!

Land people, aren't they all flaws?

At least, when it comes to enjoying life, land people are indeed very creative.

Arthur glanced at his younger brother, and without saying anything, he loosened his fingers and planned to throw the cloth bag directly on the carpet.Hit where you point, and make sure you hit exactly where Aum pointed!

"and many more!"

Arthur was shocked, bent down suddenly, reached out and grabbed the bag, and grabbed it back before the bag fell to the ground.

Without waiting for Arthur to ask questions, Aum casually summoned a few liters of seawater, stretched and condensed into a smooth plane.

"put it here."

Arthur: "...so disgusted?"

Orm nodded silently.

"..." If you're so disgusted, don't let me pick up the courier for you!

"What's there to dislike?" Even though Arthur's understanding of his younger brother has improved by leaps and bounds during the three months of getting along (Aum: Bah! Straight guy with cancer, big stupid brother! What does he know!), he still can't understand his younger brother. What are you messing with now.

Aum stretched out his index finger and pointed to the cloth bag.

Arthur followed his fingers and looked and looked and looked again.After a long time, he said helplessly, "I ran from Siberia to New York with this bag, and came back in a hurry to get a little dirty..."

Arthur swears!Really just a little bit!

If Aum hadn't pointed it out accurately, no one would have noticed it!

Aum waggled his index finger with a face full of contempt, expressing his disapproval.

"Such obvious dirt, can't you see it?"

Arthur was silent, his face full of resistance.

"That's right!" Aum suddenly changed his voice and said, "Judging from your poor dress taste, I shouldn't have expected more from you than the status quo."

"..."

Arthur looked down at his trousers, they were of the most normal style, bought last Christmas on sale.Of course, many people are rushing to buy this one. If he is not strong enough, he will not be able to grab it at all!

As for the top...well, he didn't have a top on in the sea, but there's nothing wrong with his normal tops either!

There is no strange rivet chain skull decoration, and there are no strange patterns or incomprehensible words printed that cannot be understood.

What's wrong?Made my brother dislike him so much?

"Where? No?!"

Aum frowned, he pinched Arthur's trouser waist with two fingers in disgust, and lifted it up vigorously.

Arthur had to stand on tiptoe lest his normally stocky weight tire his brother.

"Look at your trousers! Dusty colour! Undesigned cut! Terrible fabric! Too long!"

Aum was about to collapse, he threw off his brother's waistband in disgust.

"The trousers are piled up on the instep! When you order clothes, don't you measure the length of your legs?! Does the tailor wrap the curtains directly on your legs!"

Orm grabbed Arthur and pushed him to the full-length mirror in the corner, standing side by side with him.

"have a look!"

In the mirror, Orm and Arthur stand side by side.

Elegant and extravagant, every strand of hair reveals a delicate and luxurious taste.

The other... Arthur quietly turned his head away...

Using your younger brother as a comparison item is a bit too much, right?

"Can you pay attention to your clothes? Can't you even dress well?"

"You are a king, the king of the Kingdom of Atlantis! Not a big alcoholic who spends his days in a Russian tavern on land!"

"Hey—" Arthur protested, "what's wrong with the Russian tavern! Don't look down on the tavern! The draft beer there is the best taste in the world... Hey!"

Aum picked up the gift he had handpicked by his brother for approving official documents—a gold dip pen, said to be the most expensive pen brand on land, and threw it at his brother's forehead.

Boom!

Arthur caught the gold pen that rolled from his forehead and glared at his grumpy brother.

"How can you... This is a gift I specially picked for you, how can you use it to smash it... No! How can you smash brother?!"

Aum slowly straightened out the wrinkled sleeves due to the smashing action. After smashing his brother, he was really refreshed, and he was in a mess!

He didn't even bother to care about his brother's emotional cards.

Give him a pen?

hehe!Guess what, does his brother really want to give him a pen?Or do you want him to approve official documents?

"Even if it's as you said, can this save your poor clothes?" Aum was in a good mood, too lazy to entangle his brother with meaningless details, and went straight to the point.

Arthur: "..."

"Or, your attire is only admired by the upper class among land people?"

Arthur: "..."

Orm circled around Arthur, scrutinized his clothes, raised his eyebrows meaningfully, and asked, "It's amazing that land people have such taste?"

"...No..." Arthur felt the need to protect the reputation and dignity of the other half of his blood, "You can search the Internet, the dress of land people is actually very particular."

It's just...he's not that particular...that's all...

"Oh~~~"

Orm groaned a thousand times, sending chills down Arthur's spine.

"This makes me not very clear. King Arthur Landis's dress style has always been elegant and noble. At first, I thought that half of the land people's blood caused your bad dress taste. But now it seems——

In fact, the problem is not with the land people, but with you—your own problem? "

Arthur: "..." Why does he have a brother who is eloquent and extremely smart? !

"Actually... the clothes of Atlantis may not all be elegant and noble, right? For example - the battle robe given to me by the Neptune Trident?"

Arthur forced to find a reason to save face.

"..."

Aum suddenly suffocated like being strangled by the neck.Regarding the question about his brother's shirt...

Even if the Neptune Trident is an ancestral artifact of their kingdom of Atlantis, he can't just say that his brother's battle robe is good against his conscience!look! !

It's... so distressing...

What the artifact trident bestowed on his brother turned out to be so tasteless!Full of vulgarity!jersey!

According to historical records, the... king thousands of years ago was obviously noble, wise, and full of taste!

how come?how come!Make... such an ugly jersey! ?

Seeing Aum revealing that even when he lost the throne, he was never in love like never before, Arthur panicked.

Isn't the jersey just...a bit ugly? ...a blow to my younger brother...so big? !

"Actually... the battle robe is not exactly... a trident..." Arthur approached Orm, put his shoulders on his shoulders, and explained in a low voice reluctantly.

"What?!" Aum raised his head excitedly, and hit Arthur's chin with a bang.

"what!"

"Oh!"

The two cried out in pain at the same time, and each took two steps back.

Arthur rubbed his chin, and touched his cheek painfully. He wondered if his brother's hard head had knocked his teeth loose?

Aum rubbed the top of his head that was sore from the impact, and rushed straight to Arthur, grabbed his collar, and asked loudly: "What do you mean it's not all tridents?"

Arthur: "...that's...literally..."

"Literally—meaning?" Orm squinted his eyes, looked at Arthur, and said slowly: "That is to say—that the battle robe is so ugly, is it your fault?"

Arthur thought he heard Orm grinding his teeth.

Admit it, or not admit it, this is a difficult choice.

However, before Arthur could decide what to say, his clever younger brother, Orm, deduced the truth by himself.

"Did the trident respect your wishes when it transformed into the shirt?"

Arthur declined to answer the question.

"Put on your battle robe!"

Aum wanted to grab his brother by the collar, but missed because his brother was naked.

"No!"

Arthur rushed to his younger brother's desk in three steps and two steps, and confronted him across the table.

"Do you want to wear it or not!"

"Don't wear it!"

"Do you want to wear it?!"

"No!"

Orm pissed off.

"You don't wear it! How do you change the style?!"

"Then don't change it!"

"Do you want to change it!"

"It can't be changed!" Arthur yelled the truth, "It can only be ordered once! The time when I got the trident! It can't be changed in the future! Unless the owner of the trident is changed!"

What? ? ? ! ! !

Orm was stunned.

The battle suit of the Trident artifact!Can only order once?In the end, he was made into that ugly thing by his brother?

"Arthur, you are the worst prodigal son in the history of the Kingdom of Alantis!!!"

However, his brother had already taken advantage of Aum's bewilderment and fled, leaving only the shaking door to listen to Aum's roar.

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The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [Your brother... Hahaha! 】

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [Hahaha! 】

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [Hahaha!Your brother is as stupid as you said!In other respects, he may not be as stupid as my brother, but in terms of clothing taste, your brother is absolutely unparalleled and at the pinnacle! 】

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: […]

One hundred thousand miles in the deep sea: [My brother is in good shape! 】

Thinking of his brother's well-defined abdominal muscles in the mirror, Aum's Adam's apple twitched slightly, how could he... not...

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [What a good figure!My brother is also in good shape! 】

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [Your brother is definitely not as tall as my brother! 】

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: [My brother has eight-pack abs! 】

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [My brother has it too!Very strong!Even the dagger won't move! 】

One Hundred Thousand Miles Deep Sea: [My brother is 1.9 meters tall! 】

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [My brother's clothing taste is ten blocks ahead of your brother's! 】

Deep Sea One Hundred Thousand Miles: [My brother's clothes are... not as bad as you said! 】

At the other end of the network cable, Loki curled his lips in disdain.

The stupidest Lei Sledgehammer in the Nine Realms: [Wake up!There's no cure for your brother's taste in clothes! 】

Boom!

Aum slapped the laptop angrily.

no!He is going to find his brother!

immediately!immediately!

He'll never put up with his brother's poor dress taste again!Not even for a second!

The author has something to say:

Arthur is about to suffer~ hehehe!

Regarding the little prince of Aum's crazy complaints about Arthur's dress, the author will chat a little bit~

The author's private design, the little prince's aesthetic preference is gentle and elegant, and there is a big gap between the brothers' aesthetics~

This chapter is viewed from the perspective of the little prince, so I will crazily complain about his brother's dress~

The aesthetic preferences of the two brothers are different, and no one has worse aesthetics.

But... the author loves the little prince more, hehehe!