One Hundred Ways to Capture the Male Lead's Treasure
Chapter 34 Entering V3 More~ (1)
Uncle Rong didn't know when he fell asleep yesterday, let alone how long Bailiyu had been practicing. When he woke up early in the morning, he saw that Bailiyu was sleeping soundly. Thinking of the kid's hard work yesterday, he didn't call him. Yu Peili jumped out for a stroll.The jade pendant was too small, and it was very cramped for the soul to shrink inside. If it wasn't for condensing the entity and consuming spiritual power, he wouldn't be willing to nest in the jade pendant!
After absorbing some spiritual power yesterday, Rong Xi let himself go.
When he came back after walking around outside, he found that Bailiyu was still sleeping, and immediately became angry, so there was the previous scene.
Bailiyu scratched his head embarrassingly, and apologized, "I'm sorry."
"Hmph." Rong Xi was very upset. He hated lazy and spoiled people, and Baili Yu's behavior of sleeping late made him very unhappy.
Bai Liyu apologized and went back to the cave, ready to go to the cave to get snow ginseng to eat, but Rong Xi stopped him before he walked over, "Wait a minute."
When Bailiyu turned his head and saw his face as dark as a pan, he was so vain that he said frightenedly, "Senior, senior?"
Rong Xi's face was extremely pale, pointing to the messy bedding and dust on the bed, he said: "Last night, did you sleep like this all night?"
Bailiyu glanced at the bed innocently, and didn't think there was any problem, and said, "That's right. What's wrong, senior?"
Rong Xi took a deep breath, finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "Look at your messy kennel! Thank you for being able to sleep! That pile is full of ashes! Did you wipe it?"
Bailiyu was stunned by his scolding all over his face. He grew up in a small village with difficult conditions, and he didn't pay much attention to it, and he didn't think there was a problem.
"I wiped it!" He hurriedly defended, "Look."
As he spoke, he walked over and turned up the quilt, pointed to the stone platform below and said, "Look, I wiped half of it."
Wiped half!
Rong Xi almost vomited blood.
What an embarrassment to say!
Rong Xi was even angrier, "Would you wipe the whole bed clean before going to bed? Also, you smell so bad, do you know that! I actually fell asleep smelling your smell, and I feel sorry for myself! You Won't you wash up and sleep again?"
Hearing Rong Xi's accusation, Bailiyu's face turned red, and he hurriedly raised his hand to smell the smell. Sure enough, an ecstasy smell as if he hadn't bathed for a month hit his face.
"Why is it so smelly?" Bailiyu exclaimed.
"Do you know why I came out of Yu Peili? I was smoked out by you!" Rong Xi was still angry over there.
Bailiyu hurriedly apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll go wash it right away."
Turning the horse's head while talking, he ran out of the cave rumblingly, and ran all the way to the mountain spring next to the cave. When he reached the water pool, he took off his clothes three times, five times, two times, and jumped into the cold water with a plop. Di Lingling shivered——Water pool The water in it is very cold.
Rong Xi stood in the shade and stared at him as he washed. The fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy's figure was still stretched, and he gradually took on the shape of broad shoulders and narrow waist. His lower abdomen was flat, and his chest and arms actually had faint muscles.Rong Xi subconsciously looked at his body, and silently glanced at Baili Yu.
If he continues to grow like this, he will probably be taller and stronger than himself.
Heh, Uncle Rong sneered disdainfully - so what about tall and strong?Pigs also grow strong and can only be slaughtered.
Over there, Bailiyu soaked in the pool and said: "Senior, I was too tired last night, so I went to bed without cleaning up, and I will never do it next time."
In the past, he didn't like to be particular about it, but now he has raised a senior, who is so particular about it, so he has to be particular about it too.He planned in his mind to take a shower later and go back to clean the cave well.I didn't clean it completely yesterday, I just gave up halfway because I was hungry, I meditated immediately after eating snow ginseng, and I still haven't finished cleaning some bookshelves and cabinets.
"It's not all your fault." Rong Xi's leisurely voice came.
Bailiyu raised his head, looked at the senior in the shade and blinked.The senior with loose clothes and wide sleeves, black hair like a waterfall, leaning lazily on the trunk of an ancient tree.The sun is high above the sky, and the weather in July is getting hotter and hotter. The bright sunlight shines on his translucent body through the gaps in the leaves, like a fairy in a storybook, and it is like a wisp of smoke. A dream will be gone in a while It seems to disappear.
"Yesterday you ate snow ginseng, and you gathered more spiritual energy than before. Your physical fitness has improved, and the stale air in your body will be expelled. It's normal to smell bad. Anyway, remember to take a bath every time you gather spirits..."
Bailiyu didn't listen carefully to what he said. He kept staring at Rong Xi, and felt an inexplicable panic when he saw his translucent body. He always felt that a gust of wind would blow the senior away, so he couldn't help calling : "Senior, come here."
Rong Xi crossed his chest and raised his eyebrows, "What are you doing?"
"Come to my side." Bailiyu waved at him with the jade pendant, "Didn't senior say that staying outside would consume spiritual energy, come in, I've already washed it clean."
Rong Xi folded his chest and sized him up critically.
There was no tree shade above the pool, and the golden sunlight shone directly on the smooth skin of the young man. Drops of water rolled down his hair to his immature chest, rolled to his abdomen, and finally disappeared into the water.His eyes were dark and moist, like a puppy, with a tentative desire for a pet on the head.
After observing for a while, Rong Xi felt that he should not stink anymore, so he turned into many green light spots and floated towards the pool, and finally entered Yu Peili.
He also didn't want to waste spiritual power outside, once outside the jade pendant, the condensed entity would consume spiritual power, the closer the condensed entity was to a real person, the more spiritual power would be consumed.Although the jade pendant is cramped, at least it does not consume anything.
Uncle Rong was a little satisfied with the smell.
Bailiyu touched the jade pendant, heaved a sigh of relief, bent down and continued to wash his body.
"Ah cold!" Yu Pei let out a scream, "Do you want to freeze me to death?"
It turned out that Bailiyu had accidentally splashed water on the jade pendant just now, and the jade pendant's senses were connected with Rong Xi, and Rong Xi was suddenly shivered by the ice from the mountain spring.
"I'm sorry." Baili Yu hurriedly apologized.
"You made me wet!" Rong Xi was very dissatisfied, "Put me on the stone next to you, and wash yourself."
Bailiyu hesitated for a moment, but he didn't take off the jade pendant after all, and whispered: "Don't worry, senior, I won't get you wet."
"Do you dare to get me wet?" Rong Xi threatened coldly.
"Will not."
The boy comforted him with a good temper, with a smile on his face that he hadn't noticed.
Afterwards, his movements became much gentler, and he did not wet the jade pendant again.
After taking a shower, Bailiyu took the clothes to the pool to wash them, and then put them on directly.This behavior angered Rong Xi again, "You also wear your fucking wet clothes?"
Bailiyu said innocently, "I have no clothes."
Rong Xi took a deep breath, "There are my old clothes in the cave, see if you can wear them."
Back then Rong Xi loved delicious food and beauties, he was rich and cultivated, and when he was full and had nothing to do, he wanted to take a walk-and-go trip. One of them came to Jiangfeng Town, and stayed in this cave for a while. Most of the things inside are prepared by him.He didn't hesitate to take away the books and spirit stones left by Moxiu, but all the clothes were completely destroyed - Mr. Rong doesn't wear other people's clothes.
Bailiyu climbed ashore and returned to the cave wetly. Following Rong Xi's reminder, he found a place to store his clothes and changed into the smallest one.
It fit just right.
Rong Xi's clothes are simple and elegant, and the embroidery is extraordinary, but the style of all the clothes is similar, just a big gown with a black background and a gold border.This dress looked ethereal and eerie when worn on Rong Xi, but it looked solemn and majestic when worn on Baili Yu's body. As long as he didn't speak, others would still regard him as some kind of young master.
The country bumpkin Bailiyu said while putting on his clothes: "Senior, why are you so particular about buying the same clothes? If you always wear the same clothes, others will think that you don't change clothes all year round."
"Ignorance!" Rong Xi was left speechless by his words, "Cultivators with high cultivation bases don't need to change their clothes often, and a clean dust formula can eliminate the dirt on their bodies."
At the end, he added reluctantly, "After half a year, I still have to wash it, otherwise it will be unclean."
Bailiyu was surprised, "The cleansing formula? Did you learn that you don't even need to take a shower?"
Rong Xi was choked by his question.
Bailiyu continued to ask curiously, "Can you wait half a year before washing?"
Rong Xi: "..."
Rong Xi was a little angry for some reason, "That's the theory, but no one doesn't take a bath for half a year!"
You kid asked east and west if you don't want to take a bath?
"Oh."
Oh your size!
"Senior, I want to learn."
You really don't want to take a shower!So dirty!
Rong Xi was very angry, "Bailiyu, you must know how to clean yourself, if you eat too much and are lazy, no one will like it!"
Bailiyu quickly said: "Senior, I didn't mean that. I just think the Jiechen Jue is convenient and I just want to learn it."
Rong Xi was suspicious, "Really?"
Bailiyu nodded desperately.
Rong Xi was silent for a moment, then said: "It's fine to teach you, but I have a condition."
"Please tell me the conditions." Bailiyu said without any intention.
"You have to show me yourself." Rong Xi said quickly.
"..."
"..."
The room became very quiet in an instant.
Bailiyu had never been to a private school, and the few words he could recognize were taught by his mother, which was enough for the village. He didn't learn much other words and words, and the villagers couldn't speak so elegantly, so he didn't understand for a while.
"From... from what? Senior." Bailiyu humbly asked for advice.
Rong Xi: "..."
The words have already been spoken, but I am too embarrassed to say them a second time.
When he came back from Jiangfeng Town, he had been thinking about it all the time, holding back to find an opportunity to confirm it, and endured it for two days, Rong Xi was already in a hurry, so he blurted out just now.I was a little embarrassed to say it, and felt that I was very hooligan and wretched, and it was too shameless to be a hooligan to a boy who was [-] years younger than him.After a moment of contempt for himself, Rong Xi's thick skin had an effect again, and he thought again: I have said everything, so let's continue talking.
So he coughed and said, "Self-blasphemy."
"What do you mean by self-blasphemy?" Bailiyu asked curiously, scratching his face in embarrassment, "I've never heard of it..."
Rong Xi: "..."
Looking at Bailiyu's innocent baby's expression, he felt a bit uneasy about his conscience.
I am committing a crime.
He spurned himself in his heart.
I'm so wretched.
Then he said shamelessly while spitting: "Self-blasphemy means your own shit, take out your shit, and fuck Yuanyang..."
Bailiyu: "..."
This time he understood, and then petrified.
Rong Xi said shamelessly: "How about it? As long as you blaspheme yourself, I will teach you."
Bailiyu's mind was blank, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses. The strangeness in his heart flashed past, and he stammered: "Senior, why did you suddenly...are you joking?"
"I'm not joking." Rong Xi said, trying to play down the disharmonious influence, "This kind of thing...it's normal, just like you go to a brothel to watch prostitutes sing and dance. It’s no big deal to take off your clothes, or even have sex… I’ll teach you spells, and you’ll show me your self-defense, isn’t it fair?”
Bailiyu's face flushed instantly, but this time he was not ashamed, he asked depressingly: "Senior think I'm the same as those whores?"
Rong Zha took it for granted, "What's the difference? You pay the money and deliver the goods. I'll teach you spells, and you'll show me your self-defense. It's about the same."
Bailiyu's face turned from red to white, and he pursed his lips tightly, "Senior, we are different from prostitutes and clients, I always regard you as mine...my..."
my what?
For a while, I didn't know how to explain it.
Finally said: "... When you are my respected elder, just like my father, don't you treat me as a junior?"
"Don't! Don't!" Rong Zha quickly refused, "I don't want to be your father, and you don't need to place too much affection on me. Let's be simple. You ask me for something, and I ask for you. Cooperation is also an interest relationship in which one hand pays and the other hand delivers goods."
Feelings are too troublesome, if this kid really treats him as a father, it will be very troublesome to do things in the future, and it will be very troublesome to get rid of him.
When Bailiyu heard his words, he was slightly taken aback, and then his voice lowered, "Don't seniors treat me as someone close to me?"
He thought that the two of them supported each other along the way, not relatives were better than relatives.
It turned out to be wishful thinking?
Rong Xi thought that he wanted something from others, although he really wanted to answer "yes", considering the consequences of offending others, he said: "Hey, we will be separated sooner or later, it's better to have a lighter relationship."
separate?
Bailiyu's heart tightened, and he asked tirelessly: "In the hearts of the seniors, I am the same as those prostitutes in the brothels in Jiangfeng Town. Lingshi and spells can make me sell my body?"
Rong Zha hurriedly said: "I didn't ask you to sell your body, is it that serious? Really, I just let you blaspheme yourself. I'll teach you spells, and in exchange for you blasphemy once, you earn it!"
"Senior, I don't want to learn." Bailiyu said forcefully, closed the clothes box with a bang, and then turned around in the cave.
Rong Zhazha didn't realize how offensive what he said at all. Seeing that his face was not very good-looking, he didn't continue to chase him. Thinking differently, if someone dared to let him blaspheme himself, he would definitely screw off the other person's head immediately, so he I understand the kid's anger.
"Well, I didn't have any bad intentions for you." Rong Xi quickly explained, "That day in the inn..."
It was good that he didn't mention the inn, but mentioning it brought back Bailiyu's panic and shame that day, not to mention, the senior actually said that he had no plans for him.
Didn't you try to let him do that?
Not to mention treating him as a relative, but treating him like a prostitute, thinking that sooner or later they will separate!
unacceptable!
"Don't say any more." Bailiyu refused.
Now that he has opened his mouth, Rong Xi feels that he can persuade him again, "Why are you angry? You have been in Jiangfeng Town for so long, and you have seen so many prostitutes, and they have to sleep with others. Let you blaspheme yourself. What's wrong?"
Bailiyu was so angry that his hands were shaking, he walked up and down the room in silence.
After a while without getting a response, Rong Xi saw Baili Yu walking around the room, and couldn't help but ask, "What are you looking for?"
"Bucket." Bailiyu said angrily.
Ouch, I am playing a little temper yo.
Knowing that Bailiyu was angry, although Rong Zha didn't know why he was angry at all, but after weighing it for a while, he felt that it was not the time to get into a stalemate, and he was determined to repair the relationship, and said softly: "What are you looking for for the bucket?"
Bailiyu searched for a long time but couldn't find it. Hearing this, he said angrily, "Didn't you ask me to clean up the cave?"
When Rong Xi was yelled at by him, he subconsciously wanted to get angry, but fortunately he held back at the last moment, took a deep breath, and said silently in his heart: make a good relationship, make a good relationship.
So he continued to say softly: "Don't look for it, there is no bucket in the cave. I used to clean it up, and I only need a dust-cleaning formula to do it, and just wipe the rest... Hey, I was just joking, don't take it seriously , I will teach you the cleansing formula now."
"Are you kidding me?" Bailiyu said coldly, "Can you make any jokes? Or, show me yourself?"
Stinky bastard!
Uncle Rong put a hot face on his cold butt, and immediately said coldly: "If you don't learn, you don't learn, I'm too lazy to teach."
Bailiyu lowered his head, walked into the place where the cleaning tools were placed, picked up a rag, walked out of the cave, ran to the pool to get wet and wrung it dry, and then ran back to wipe the tables, chairs, benches, counters and so on. He ran back and forth seven or eight times, during which time the two Not a word was said.Rong Xi felt tired watching him running around, and wanted to teach him, but the kid kept ignoring him, and would rather be so tired than beg him.
Rong Xi got angry - you are against me, I see how long you can bear it.
The two started a cold war.
Rong Xi thought that Bailiyu would be subdued soon, but he didn't expect this cold war to last for several days.
In the first two days, the little ghost got up early, cleaned the house, took two bites of snow ginseng, and then went to the mountain spring to meditate and gather spirits.
Rong Xi thought to himself: Heh, you have backbone, let's see how long you can be tough.
He said, "Don't lose your temper."
The kid ignored him.
Rong Xi couldn't help getting angry, "Don't you just insult yourself, what's the big deal, why are you so angry?"
Rong Zha was used to being domineering and domineering, so he didn't realize his problem at all, and he was still plausible, "Those whores in Jiangfeng Town are still sleeping with others, and I didn't sleep with you, why are you being hypocritical?"
When Bailiyu heard this, he almost clenched his teeth.
Before, he had a faint feeling that the senior didn't take him seriously at all, and never paid attention to his thoughts. He thought it was because of the senior's too arrogant character, but through self-blasphemy, he found that the senior was not only arrogant, but also because of his arrogance. He doesn't like himself at all, he is worthless in his heart!Your own feelings and thoughts are not important at all!
What is he?
An antidote?
Other than that, nothing counts.
Such a senior makes people angry, makes people wish... wish...
Can't wait to clean up!
Bailiyu's chest tightened.
He secretly made up his mind that this time, he must let his senior respect and value himself, and he must not be used to him ignoring me all the time. He must let him understand that I am very important, and that I am not comparable to any prostitute.
At this time, Bailiyu didn't understand what his angry mood was. If it was in the past, other people's feelings and evaluations would be irrelevant.If any one person said to him, "Show me yourself", or "I have nothing to do with you", he would be angry at most twice, and he would not be as angry as he is now.He just wanted Rong Xi to understand that he was not something to be underestimated, he had to be aware of his importance and persistence.
Rong Zha comforted Bailiyu again with the prostitutes in Jiangfeng Town, but Bailiyu still didn't speak, and Rong Zha became angry.This scum has always been domineering and lawless. In the past, he made a hypocritical face in order to deceive Bailiyu's trust, but now his true colors have almost been revealed, and he simply tore his face and threatened: "Okay, you, your bones are hard, don't you dare Eat mine and drink mine."
Bailiyu replied to him: "Oh."
That day, Bailiyu stopped eating snow ginseng, but went out to catch pheasants and hares, and did not touch the things in the cave, Fangfo made up his mind to draw a boundary with Rongxi.When you are full, you practice on your own and don't talk.
Before Bailiyu was self-sufficient, what Rong Xi gave was just icing on the cake, but now that Rong Xi didn't give him food and drink, Bailiyu began to be self-sufficient again.
Rong Xi has nothing to do.
This scum is soft and not hard, the more Bailiyu does it against him, the angrier he gets——I can't deal with a little devil even if I am a dignified Donglin Mozun?
It's the other way around!
Two days later, Rong Zha sneered again: "You don't eat or drink, do you? Then you use my things to live in my cave! Don't live here!"
Bailiyu finally opened his mouth, raised his eyelids and said lightly: "This cave is not yours, you snatched it from someone else. Of course, if you don't want me to live in, then I'll go out."
That night, Bailiyu really did what he said, and built a simple tent with branches in the mountain forest to sleep.Zhilao Mountain had a huge difference in temperature between day and night, in the middle of the night Baili Yu was so cold that he huddled into a ball, and Rong Xi also huddled into a ball with cold.
"Bastard, put me back quickly!" Rong Xi yelled in Yu Peili.He was picked off by Bailiyu and placed in the haystack next to him.
Originally, he intended to go back to the cave to sleep, but he was worried that if Bailiyu's remnant spiritual power leaked at night and he would miss it, he lived outside with him.
Bailiyu opened his eyes and said energetically: "Senior, you can't just allow the state officials to set fire and not allow the people to light lamps. Since the senior won't let me live in the cave, for the sake of fairness, I won't let the senior live on my chest."
Rong Xi was so angry that he cursed.
The two hurt each other and survived the night with their eyes open.
The next day Rong Xi said, "You'd better go back and live."
Bailiyu refused.
Rong Xi was furious, "How long are you going to be awkward? You thought you were a three-year-old!"
"I didn't make a fuss." Bailiyu said coldly.
"Then what do you want?" Rong Xi was furious.
Bailiyu said: "You have to apologize to me and respect me in the future."
"Apologize? Respect?" Rong Xi laughed angrily, "Do I still have to call you Young Master? No way!"
If there was still a possibility of a serious apology when there was no tension at the beginning, but now that their faces have been torn apart and they have hurt each other for a long time, there is no possibility of an apology!
Absolutely not!
So the negotiations broke down, and the two started a cold war again.
Another night, Rong Xi didn't want to sleep in the haystack because it was too cold, so he began to accuse unreasonably: "Back then you promised to take me with you, help me restore my soul, and be responsible for everything about me. .You broke a promise by taking me down and setting it aside, you're a treacherous villain."
Bailiyu thought for a while, then smiled coldly, "Okay."
Then pinch him up and put it on his chest again.
Rong Xi finally didn't have to sleep in the cold haystack, secretly happy.
A little boy is just a little boy, his brain is not working well, and he takes promises too seriously.Promises should be made according to local conditions and people. Taking a broken promise as a treasure can only be used as a handle.Like him, Rong Xi, who talked nonsense when he saw people talking about people, he made a lot of promises, but not many of them kept them.
If people want to live happily, they must not be too serious, not only they cannot take their own words seriously, but also they cannot take other people's words seriously.
A promise is a fart, and it's over.
He was thinking enthusiastically, thinking he had the upper hand, but that night, after Bailiyu finished his practice, he——didn't take a shower.
Rong Xi: "...!"
Rong Xi, who was dizzy from the smoke, said, "Don't you take a bath?"
Bailiyu said lightly: "Can't stand it? I can't stand it and go to sleep."
Rong Xi cursed secretly.
Without eating snow ginseng, Bailiyu's body odor is not heavy, so he bears it.
Then two days, three days.
In the weather in July and August, even half a day is covered with the smell of sweat, not to mention not taking a bath for three days, the smell is simply outrageous.
Bailiyu couldn't bear it himself. He didn't have high requirements for hygiene, but it wasn't that he didn't like cleanliness.Smelling the stinky smell on his body and enduring the sticky feeling in his hair, he felt that he was about to suffocate, but for the final victory, he had to bear it.
It depends on who can't bear it first, he or Rong Xi.
Based on his previous interactions, he probably has a stronger tolerance for odor than his predecessors, and his chances of winning are also higher.
Rong Xi realized that Bailiyu did it on purpose, and was very angry, but he couldn't get a handle.After all, what's the matter with Rong Xi if he doesn't take a bath?If you don't eat and drink your food, you don't take a shower.If Rong Xi asks him to wash, Baili Yu will say: "I won't wash, if you can't take it, please leave."
Hehe, that's Rong ridiculed the disadvantage.
Rong Xi couldn't help thinking: I thought this kid was honest, but he turned out to be extremely sinister, he was forcing me to leave voluntarily.Maybe this brat wanted to get rid of me a long time ago, but because of the oath and the previous favor, he was too embarrassed to say it, so now he thought of a way to drive him away.
No, I will bear it.
So the two of them bit the bullet and endured it for a day, both of them were dizzy from the smoke.
After another day, when Bailiyu was considering whether to torture each other in another way, Rong Xi finally couldn't take it anymore.
He turned into a real body, and would rather waste his spiritual power to throw Bailiyu into the pool, but Bailiyu said leisurely: "You throw it away, I still won't take a bath tomorrow."
Rong Xi finally surrendered.
"Ahh! I can't stand it! You stink! Young master, my young master, I apologize! I apologize! It's my fault, I shouldn't let you insult yourself, I'm a sinner, I'm wretched, I'm obscene, I'm shameless, it's my fault! It's all my fault! Please take a shower!"
Rong Xi almost burst into tears, he really couldn't bear the smoke.After these few days, he finally understood what it means to be "some dogs usually look gentle, but when they get angry, they bite people so painfully".Bailiyu, a little devil, would rather die than force him to confess his crimes and obey the law, which is simply unreasonable.
This kind of person is the most difficult to deal with.
Bailiyu said: "Then tell me, senior, who is more important to you than a prostitute?"
"You are important!" Rong Zha replied quickly.
"Who do seniors think of me?"
In order to survive, Rong Zha coaxed desperately, "I treat you as my heart and liver, my most important darling, okay? If it's okay, take a shower quickly, brother!"
Although he knew he was talking nonsense, Bailiyu was still very happy to hear it.Without further ado, he hurriedly ran to the pool and jumped down with a plop, frantically scrubbing the dirt off his body with clean water.
If Rong Xi doesn't admit defeat today, he doesn't know how long he can hold on.
"Let go of me! Let go of me!" Rong Xi yelled in the jade pendant, he felt that the sewage on Baili Yu's head was flowing onto the jade pendant!
Bailiyu ignored him and continued to rub the chicken coop on his head.
Rong Xi fled from the jade pendant in a panic, hid in the shade of a tree in the distance and said: "Wash the jade pendant later, I won't go back if I don't wash it!"
Holding the jade pendant, Bailiyu narrowed his eyes and said, "Yes, as long as the senior promises to respect me in the future and stop asking me to do strange things."
Suddenly, he found a way to restrain Rong Xi.
"If senior doesn't agree, I'll put the jade pendant in the mud."
Rong Xi: "...!"
Grass!
So vicious, kid!
Damn this kid is so difficult to deal with, he's so insidious at such a young age, how can he still have it when he grows up?
Rong Xi was so angry that his hands trembled, he really wanted to blow his dog's head off!
He took a deep breath, and another breath.
People under the eaves had to bow their heads.A hero needs to bear the burden of humiliation, repair his spirit as soon as possible, and get rid of this kid as soon as possible.
Rong Xi forced a smile on his face, and said in a soft tone: "Hey, you are really a child, why are you so stubborn...Well, I don't want you to do strange things, nor do I want to look down on you...Hey, I asked you to blaspheme because I was in a hurry. After all, in the inn that day, your nocturnal emission was accompanied by the outflow of residual soul spirit power. I think these two things must be related, so I let you blaspheme yourself... If you don’t want to, it’s fine It's..."
"What do you mean?" Rong Xi was racking his brains to confess, but Bai Liyu suddenly frowned and interrupted him, "The outflow of the spiritual power of the remnant soul is related to my dream...nocturnal emission?"
Rong Xi suddenly raised his head, a little surprised and said: "You don't know?"
Bailiyu raised his eyebrows, "Should I know? You have always perceived the loss of spiritual power."
"That night at the inn, didn't I say that the leakage of your Yuanyang may be related to the dissipation of spiritual power?"
"I didn't say it."
Rong Xi thought about it for a while, not sure, "I should have said it."
Bailiyu thought about it for a while, shook his head, "No."
"No, I must have said it." Rong Xi began to blame him, but he couldn't remember whether he said it or not.
"No." Baili Yu hesitated to throw the blame back. That night, he was only concerned about shyness, panic, and shame, and he might have missed Rong Xi's words.
"..."
"..."
"Okay." Bailiyu stood in the water and said, "It doesn't matter whether you said it or not. Anyway, I thought you were...just treating me that way on purpose... Anyway, it doesn't matter."
It was an oolong for a long time, and Bailiyu felt a little guilty in his heart. He glanced at Rong Xi, and found that this scumbag was no longer glaring, with a smile on his face that could even be called flattering. Behavior is right.
At least let the seniors stop underestimating themselves.
He said: "Senior, what you mean is that the leakage of my Yuanyang is related to the dissipation of spiritual power, so I want to confirm it?"
Rong Xi was taken aback.
What do you mean?
Is he willing to help?
Rong Xi was overjoyed. Seeing Bailiyu loosen, he flew back to the pool from the shade of the tree, and flew in front of Bailiyu. He held his hands and eyes and stared at the stars and said, "Is it okay? Is it okay?"
It was dusk, and the setting orange sun was slanting, leaving only a foot-wide sparkling light in the pool.Rong Xi floated into the waves, starlight floated in his translucent body, his eyes were moist and shining, with obvious longing.
Bailiyu's heart tightened, and suddenly he felt a little pain.
He hates senior like this, as if... as if he is going to disappear...
"Is it okay?" Rong Xi pressed his hands over again, sticking too close, Bai Liyu hurriedly took two steps back, his heart pounding.Realizing what he was asking, a mass of heat exploded from the top of his head, and the tips of his ears began to turn red.
half an hour...
"If senior wants, of course...you can."
Even standing in the cold spring water couldn't stop Bailiyu from turning red from head to toe.
"Great!" Rong Xi called out happily, looking down.
Bailiyu followed his gaze down, and then quickly covered the important parts, blushing, "Senior, senior..."
"Hey, don't be shy. Self-blasphemy is really not a big deal, it's normal, very normal." Rong Xi comforted, "It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day. Show me your self-blasphemy now."
Bailiyu: "..."
Although he knew that he didn't intend to tease him, but what this master said made people want to deal with him.
Bailiyu gritted his teeth and said, "Senior, this kind of thing is not something you can think about...you have to pay attention to the right time, place and people."
Rong Xi stared at his lower body and said, "Take your hands away."
Bailiyu held his hand tighter, and said nervously, "What do you want to do, senior?"
"Let me see if your brother is up."
Bailiyu's face turned red. It was really hard for him to imagine why a person like senior who loves cleanliness and caresses could say such nasty things without any scruples.
"I said we should pay attention to the right time, place and people." Baili Yu couldn't help getting angry, no man could stand Rong Xi's behavior.
"Massage yourself, men are lower body animals, and you will get up if you do it." Rong Xi was still there relentlessly encouraging.
"Enough!" Bailiyu slapped the water in the pool suddenly, pursed his lips, rubbed his body clean, and then went ashore and returned to the cave.
Rong Zha didn't know what he did wrong at all, and chased after Baili Yu's buttocks and asked, "Why did you suddenly turn your back on me? Didn't you promise to help me? Self-blasphemy, what a simple thing, and it won't cost you money." Meat."
Bailiyu ignored him and entered the room with a sullen face.
Rong Xi thought for a while, and then said: "I see, the right time, place and people are right, I have something good."
He giggled, and condensed into the form closest to a real person in Bailiyu's suspicious eyes, walked to the bookshelf, picked up the huge "Ecstasy Picture" and walked back, handed it to Bailiyu, blinked and said : "Looking at the picture above, keeping it makes you horny... Come on, hold it, and masturbate at it."
"..." Bailiyu was so angry that he was half dead, he had already pressed him to the ground and spanked his buttocks eighty times in his mind.
He ground his teeth, reached out to take the huge picture book, flipped through it, and threw it aside, "Not interested."
Rong Xi: "...!"
Not interested in this kind of fine album?
Rong Xi was a little unbelievable.
He stared at Bailiyu in disbelief.
Bailiyu was vigilant, "What kind of eyes do you have?"
Rong Xi blurted out, "Why don't you lift it?"
Out of anger, Bailiyu sneered and said, "Senior, I'm not interested in picture albums, but I am interested in you. If you are willing to take off your clothes and show me yourself, maybe I can lift them up."
Rong Xi: "..."
He finally realized belatedly that Bailiyu was going crazy.
Seeing that he didn't answer for a long time, Bailiyu thought he was angry, and raised his chin and said, "It's fine, I want to rest, be good, don't bother me..."
"It's not impossible..."
One sentence almost made Bailiyu jump up.He suddenly raised his head, stared at Rong Xi in disbelief and said, "What did you say?"
Rong Xi stroked his chin, and said shamelessly, "I didn't expect you to be interested in me. If you have to watch me blaspheme before you can lift it up, you can give it a try."
In order to restore the soul as soon as possible, this is nothing, bear it!
What is self-blasphemy?He could even dance naked in front of the kid.
Bailiyu was stunned.
He never expected that Rong Xi would agree.
He stayed there for a long while, and the roots of his ears started to turn red again, from the top of his head to the bottom of his feet. The red color made Rong Xi worry that he was going to explode in the next moment, and then he yelled angrily, "You...you are too shameless!"
Then he climbed into bed, covered himself with the quilt, even tucked his head in, and rolled himself into a ball.
How could this be……
How could he agree so easily?
Bailiyu's mind was a little confused.
"Hey, why are you angry again?" Rong Xi, who had no empathy, couldn't understand the situation at all.
After absorbing some spiritual power yesterday, Rong Xi let himself go.
When he came back after walking around outside, he found that Bailiyu was still sleeping, and immediately became angry, so there was the previous scene.
Bailiyu scratched his head embarrassingly, and apologized, "I'm sorry."
"Hmph." Rong Xi was very upset. He hated lazy and spoiled people, and Baili Yu's behavior of sleeping late made him very unhappy.
Bai Liyu apologized and went back to the cave, ready to go to the cave to get snow ginseng to eat, but Rong Xi stopped him before he walked over, "Wait a minute."
When Bailiyu turned his head and saw his face as dark as a pan, he was so vain that he said frightenedly, "Senior, senior?"
Rong Xi's face was extremely pale, pointing to the messy bedding and dust on the bed, he said: "Last night, did you sleep like this all night?"
Bailiyu glanced at the bed innocently, and didn't think there was any problem, and said, "That's right. What's wrong, senior?"
Rong Xi took a deep breath, finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "Look at your messy kennel! Thank you for being able to sleep! That pile is full of ashes! Did you wipe it?"
Bailiyu was stunned by his scolding all over his face. He grew up in a small village with difficult conditions, and he didn't pay much attention to it, and he didn't think there was a problem.
"I wiped it!" He hurriedly defended, "Look."
As he spoke, he walked over and turned up the quilt, pointed to the stone platform below and said, "Look, I wiped half of it."
Wiped half!
Rong Xi almost vomited blood.
What an embarrassment to say!
Rong Xi was even angrier, "Would you wipe the whole bed clean before going to bed? Also, you smell so bad, do you know that! I actually fell asleep smelling your smell, and I feel sorry for myself! You Won't you wash up and sleep again?"
Hearing Rong Xi's accusation, Bailiyu's face turned red, and he hurriedly raised his hand to smell the smell. Sure enough, an ecstasy smell as if he hadn't bathed for a month hit his face.
"Why is it so smelly?" Bailiyu exclaimed.
"Do you know why I came out of Yu Peili? I was smoked out by you!" Rong Xi was still angry over there.
Bailiyu hurriedly apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll go wash it right away."
Turning the horse's head while talking, he ran out of the cave rumblingly, and ran all the way to the mountain spring next to the cave. When he reached the water pool, he took off his clothes three times, five times, two times, and jumped into the cold water with a plop. Di Lingling shivered——Water pool The water in it is very cold.
Rong Xi stood in the shade and stared at him as he washed. The fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy's figure was still stretched, and he gradually took on the shape of broad shoulders and narrow waist. His lower abdomen was flat, and his chest and arms actually had faint muscles.Rong Xi subconsciously looked at his body, and silently glanced at Baili Yu.
If he continues to grow like this, he will probably be taller and stronger than himself.
Heh, Uncle Rong sneered disdainfully - so what about tall and strong?Pigs also grow strong and can only be slaughtered.
Over there, Bailiyu soaked in the pool and said: "Senior, I was too tired last night, so I went to bed without cleaning up, and I will never do it next time."
In the past, he didn't like to be particular about it, but now he has raised a senior, who is so particular about it, so he has to be particular about it too.He planned in his mind to take a shower later and go back to clean the cave well.I didn't clean it completely yesterday, I just gave up halfway because I was hungry, I meditated immediately after eating snow ginseng, and I still haven't finished cleaning some bookshelves and cabinets.
"It's not all your fault." Rong Xi's leisurely voice came.
Bailiyu raised his head, looked at the senior in the shade and blinked.The senior with loose clothes and wide sleeves, black hair like a waterfall, leaning lazily on the trunk of an ancient tree.The sun is high above the sky, and the weather in July is getting hotter and hotter. The bright sunlight shines on his translucent body through the gaps in the leaves, like a fairy in a storybook, and it is like a wisp of smoke. A dream will be gone in a while It seems to disappear.
"Yesterday you ate snow ginseng, and you gathered more spiritual energy than before. Your physical fitness has improved, and the stale air in your body will be expelled. It's normal to smell bad. Anyway, remember to take a bath every time you gather spirits..."
Bailiyu didn't listen carefully to what he said. He kept staring at Rong Xi, and felt an inexplicable panic when he saw his translucent body. He always felt that a gust of wind would blow the senior away, so he couldn't help calling : "Senior, come here."
Rong Xi crossed his chest and raised his eyebrows, "What are you doing?"
"Come to my side." Bailiyu waved at him with the jade pendant, "Didn't senior say that staying outside would consume spiritual energy, come in, I've already washed it clean."
Rong Xi folded his chest and sized him up critically.
There was no tree shade above the pool, and the golden sunlight shone directly on the smooth skin of the young man. Drops of water rolled down his hair to his immature chest, rolled to his abdomen, and finally disappeared into the water.His eyes were dark and moist, like a puppy, with a tentative desire for a pet on the head.
After observing for a while, Rong Xi felt that he should not stink anymore, so he turned into many green light spots and floated towards the pool, and finally entered Yu Peili.
He also didn't want to waste spiritual power outside, once outside the jade pendant, the condensed entity would consume spiritual power, the closer the condensed entity was to a real person, the more spiritual power would be consumed.Although the jade pendant is cramped, at least it does not consume anything.
Uncle Rong was a little satisfied with the smell.
Bailiyu touched the jade pendant, heaved a sigh of relief, bent down and continued to wash his body.
"Ah cold!" Yu Pei let out a scream, "Do you want to freeze me to death?"
It turned out that Bailiyu had accidentally splashed water on the jade pendant just now, and the jade pendant's senses were connected with Rong Xi, and Rong Xi was suddenly shivered by the ice from the mountain spring.
"I'm sorry." Baili Yu hurriedly apologized.
"You made me wet!" Rong Xi was very dissatisfied, "Put me on the stone next to you, and wash yourself."
Bailiyu hesitated for a moment, but he didn't take off the jade pendant after all, and whispered: "Don't worry, senior, I won't get you wet."
"Do you dare to get me wet?" Rong Xi threatened coldly.
"Will not."
The boy comforted him with a good temper, with a smile on his face that he hadn't noticed.
Afterwards, his movements became much gentler, and he did not wet the jade pendant again.
After taking a shower, Bailiyu took the clothes to the pool to wash them, and then put them on directly.This behavior angered Rong Xi again, "You also wear your fucking wet clothes?"
Bailiyu said innocently, "I have no clothes."
Rong Xi took a deep breath, "There are my old clothes in the cave, see if you can wear them."
Back then Rong Xi loved delicious food and beauties, he was rich and cultivated, and when he was full and had nothing to do, he wanted to take a walk-and-go trip. One of them came to Jiangfeng Town, and stayed in this cave for a while. Most of the things inside are prepared by him.He didn't hesitate to take away the books and spirit stones left by Moxiu, but all the clothes were completely destroyed - Mr. Rong doesn't wear other people's clothes.
Bailiyu climbed ashore and returned to the cave wetly. Following Rong Xi's reminder, he found a place to store his clothes and changed into the smallest one.
It fit just right.
Rong Xi's clothes are simple and elegant, and the embroidery is extraordinary, but the style of all the clothes is similar, just a big gown with a black background and a gold border.This dress looked ethereal and eerie when worn on Rong Xi, but it looked solemn and majestic when worn on Baili Yu's body. As long as he didn't speak, others would still regard him as some kind of young master.
The country bumpkin Bailiyu said while putting on his clothes: "Senior, why are you so particular about buying the same clothes? If you always wear the same clothes, others will think that you don't change clothes all year round."
"Ignorance!" Rong Xi was left speechless by his words, "Cultivators with high cultivation bases don't need to change their clothes often, and a clean dust formula can eliminate the dirt on their bodies."
At the end, he added reluctantly, "After half a year, I still have to wash it, otherwise it will be unclean."
Bailiyu was surprised, "The cleansing formula? Did you learn that you don't even need to take a shower?"
Rong Xi was choked by his question.
Bailiyu continued to ask curiously, "Can you wait half a year before washing?"
Rong Xi: "..."
Rong Xi was a little angry for some reason, "That's the theory, but no one doesn't take a bath for half a year!"
You kid asked east and west if you don't want to take a bath?
"Oh."
Oh your size!
"Senior, I want to learn."
You really don't want to take a shower!So dirty!
Rong Xi was very angry, "Bailiyu, you must know how to clean yourself, if you eat too much and are lazy, no one will like it!"
Bailiyu quickly said: "Senior, I didn't mean that. I just think the Jiechen Jue is convenient and I just want to learn it."
Rong Xi was suspicious, "Really?"
Bailiyu nodded desperately.
Rong Xi was silent for a moment, then said: "It's fine to teach you, but I have a condition."
"Please tell me the conditions." Bailiyu said without any intention.
"You have to show me yourself." Rong Xi said quickly.
"..."
"..."
The room became very quiet in an instant.
Bailiyu had never been to a private school, and the few words he could recognize were taught by his mother, which was enough for the village. He didn't learn much other words and words, and the villagers couldn't speak so elegantly, so he didn't understand for a while.
"From... from what? Senior." Bailiyu humbly asked for advice.
Rong Xi: "..."
The words have already been spoken, but I am too embarrassed to say them a second time.
When he came back from Jiangfeng Town, he had been thinking about it all the time, holding back to find an opportunity to confirm it, and endured it for two days, Rong Xi was already in a hurry, so he blurted out just now.I was a little embarrassed to say it, and felt that I was very hooligan and wretched, and it was too shameless to be a hooligan to a boy who was [-] years younger than him.After a moment of contempt for himself, Rong Xi's thick skin had an effect again, and he thought again: I have said everything, so let's continue talking.
So he coughed and said, "Self-blasphemy."
"What do you mean by self-blasphemy?" Bailiyu asked curiously, scratching his face in embarrassment, "I've never heard of it..."
Rong Xi: "..."
Looking at Bailiyu's innocent baby's expression, he felt a bit uneasy about his conscience.
I am committing a crime.
He spurned himself in his heart.
I'm so wretched.
Then he said shamelessly while spitting: "Self-blasphemy means your own shit, take out your shit, and fuck Yuanyang..."
Bailiyu: "..."
This time he understood, and then petrified.
Rong Xi said shamelessly: "How about it? As long as you blaspheme yourself, I will teach you."
Bailiyu's mind was blank, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses. The strangeness in his heart flashed past, and he stammered: "Senior, why did you suddenly...are you joking?"
"I'm not joking." Rong Xi said, trying to play down the disharmonious influence, "This kind of thing...it's normal, just like you go to a brothel to watch prostitutes sing and dance. It’s no big deal to take off your clothes, or even have sex… I’ll teach you spells, and you’ll show me your self-defense, isn’t it fair?”
Bailiyu's face flushed instantly, but this time he was not ashamed, he asked depressingly: "Senior think I'm the same as those whores?"
Rong Zha took it for granted, "What's the difference? You pay the money and deliver the goods. I'll teach you spells, and you'll show me your self-defense. It's about the same."
Bailiyu's face turned from red to white, and he pursed his lips tightly, "Senior, we are different from prostitutes and clients, I always regard you as mine...my..."
my what?
For a while, I didn't know how to explain it.
Finally said: "... When you are my respected elder, just like my father, don't you treat me as a junior?"
"Don't! Don't!" Rong Zha quickly refused, "I don't want to be your father, and you don't need to place too much affection on me. Let's be simple. You ask me for something, and I ask for you. Cooperation is also an interest relationship in which one hand pays and the other hand delivers goods."
Feelings are too troublesome, if this kid really treats him as a father, it will be very troublesome to do things in the future, and it will be very troublesome to get rid of him.
When Bailiyu heard his words, he was slightly taken aback, and then his voice lowered, "Don't seniors treat me as someone close to me?"
He thought that the two of them supported each other along the way, not relatives were better than relatives.
It turned out to be wishful thinking?
Rong Xi thought that he wanted something from others, although he really wanted to answer "yes", considering the consequences of offending others, he said: "Hey, we will be separated sooner or later, it's better to have a lighter relationship."
separate?
Bailiyu's heart tightened, and he asked tirelessly: "In the hearts of the seniors, I am the same as those prostitutes in the brothels in Jiangfeng Town. Lingshi and spells can make me sell my body?"
Rong Zha hurriedly said: "I didn't ask you to sell your body, is it that serious? Really, I just let you blaspheme yourself. I'll teach you spells, and in exchange for you blasphemy once, you earn it!"
"Senior, I don't want to learn." Bailiyu said forcefully, closed the clothes box with a bang, and then turned around in the cave.
Rong Zhazha didn't realize how offensive what he said at all. Seeing that his face was not very good-looking, he didn't continue to chase him. Thinking differently, if someone dared to let him blaspheme himself, he would definitely screw off the other person's head immediately, so he I understand the kid's anger.
"Well, I didn't have any bad intentions for you." Rong Xi quickly explained, "That day in the inn..."
It was good that he didn't mention the inn, but mentioning it brought back Bailiyu's panic and shame that day, not to mention, the senior actually said that he had no plans for him.
Didn't you try to let him do that?
Not to mention treating him as a relative, but treating him like a prostitute, thinking that sooner or later they will separate!
unacceptable!
"Don't say any more." Bailiyu refused.
Now that he has opened his mouth, Rong Xi feels that he can persuade him again, "Why are you angry? You have been in Jiangfeng Town for so long, and you have seen so many prostitutes, and they have to sleep with others. Let you blaspheme yourself. What's wrong?"
Bailiyu was so angry that his hands were shaking, he walked up and down the room in silence.
After a while without getting a response, Rong Xi saw Baili Yu walking around the room, and couldn't help but ask, "What are you looking for?"
"Bucket." Bailiyu said angrily.
Ouch, I am playing a little temper yo.
Knowing that Bailiyu was angry, although Rong Zha didn't know why he was angry at all, but after weighing it for a while, he felt that it was not the time to get into a stalemate, and he was determined to repair the relationship, and said softly: "What are you looking for for the bucket?"
Bailiyu searched for a long time but couldn't find it. Hearing this, he said angrily, "Didn't you ask me to clean up the cave?"
When Rong Xi was yelled at by him, he subconsciously wanted to get angry, but fortunately he held back at the last moment, took a deep breath, and said silently in his heart: make a good relationship, make a good relationship.
So he continued to say softly: "Don't look for it, there is no bucket in the cave. I used to clean it up, and I only need a dust-cleaning formula to do it, and just wipe the rest... Hey, I was just joking, don't take it seriously , I will teach you the cleansing formula now."
"Are you kidding me?" Bailiyu said coldly, "Can you make any jokes? Or, show me yourself?"
Stinky bastard!
Uncle Rong put a hot face on his cold butt, and immediately said coldly: "If you don't learn, you don't learn, I'm too lazy to teach."
Bailiyu lowered his head, walked into the place where the cleaning tools were placed, picked up a rag, walked out of the cave, ran to the pool to get wet and wrung it dry, and then ran back to wipe the tables, chairs, benches, counters and so on. He ran back and forth seven or eight times, during which time the two Not a word was said.Rong Xi felt tired watching him running around, and wanted to teach him, but the kid kept ignoring him, and would rather be so tired than beg him.
Rong Xi got angry - you are against me, I see how long you can bear it.
The two started a cold war.
Rong Xi thought that Bailiyu would be subdued soon, but he didn't expect this cold war to last for several days.
In the first two days, the little ghost got up early, cleaned the house, took two bites of snow ginseng, and then went to the mountain spring to meditate and gather spirits.
Rong Xi thought to himself: Heh, you have backbone, let's see how long you can be tough.
He said, "Don't lose your temper."
The kid ignored him.
Rong Xi couldn't help getting angry, "Don't you just insult yourself, what's the big deal, why are you so angry?"
Rong Zha was used to being domineering and domineering, so he didn't realize his problem at all, and he was still plausible, "Those whores in Jiangfeng Town are still sleeping with others, and I didn't sleep with you, why are you being hypocritical?"
When Bailiyu heard this, he almost clenched his teeth.
Before, he had a faint feeling that the senior didn't take him seriously at all, and never paid attention to his thoughts. He thought it was because of the senior's too arrogant character, but through self-blasphemy, he found that the senior was not only arrogant, but also because of his arrogance. He doesn't like himself at all, he is worthless in his heart!Your own feelings and thoughts are not important at all!
What is he?
An antidote?
Other than that, nothing counts.
Such a senior makes people angry, makes people wish... wish...
Can't wait to clean up!
Bailiyu's chest tightened.
He secretly made up his mind that this time, he must let his senior respect and value himself, and he must not be used to him ignoring me all the time. He must let him understand that I am very important, and that I am not comparable to any prostitute.
At this time, Bailiyu didn't understand what his angry mood was. If it was in the past, other people's feelings and evaluations would be irrelevant.If any one person said to him, "Show me yourself", or "I have nothing to do with you", he would be angry at most twice, and he would not be as angry as he is now.He just wanted Rong Xi to understand that he was not something to be underestimated, he had to be aware of his importance and persistence.
Rong Zha comforted Bailiyu again with the prostitutes in Jiangfeng Town, but Bailiyu still didn't speak, and Rong Zha became angry.This scum has always been domineering and lawless. In the past, he made a hypocritical face in order to deceive Bailiyu's trust, but now his true colors have almost been revealed, and he simply tore his face and threatened: "Okay, you, your bones are hard, don't you dare Eat mine and drink mine."
Bailiyu replied to him: "Oh."
That day, Bailiyu stopped eating snow ginseng, but went out to catch pheasants and hares, and did not touch the things in the cave, Fangfo made up his mind to draw a boundary with Rongxi.When you are full, you practice on your own and don't talk.
Before Bailiyu was self-sufficient, what Rong Xi gave was just icing on the cake, but now that Rong Xi didn't give him food and drink, Bailiyu began to be self-sufficient again.
Rong Xi has nothing to do.
This scum is soft and not hard, the more Bailiyu does it against him, the angrier he gets——I can't deal with a little devil even if I am a dignified Donglin Mozun?
It's the other way around!
Two days later, Rong Zha sneered again: "You don't eat or drink, do you? Then you use my things to live in my cave! Don't live here!"
Bailiyu finally opened his mouth, raised his eyelids and said lightly: "This cave is not yours, you snatched it from someone else. Of course, if you don't want me to live in, then I'll go out."
That night, Bailiyu really did what he said, and built a simple tent with branches in the mountain forest to sleep.Zhilao Mountain had a huge difference in temperature between day and night, in the middle of the night Baili Yu was so cold that he huddled into a ball, and Rong Xi also huddled into a ball with cold.
"Bastard, put me back quickly!" Rong Xi yelled in Yu Peili.He was picked off by Bailiyu and placed in the haystack next to him.
Originally, he intended to go back to the cave to sleep, but he was worried that if Bailiyu's remnant spiritual power leaked at night and he would miss it, he lived outside with him.
Bailiyu opened his eyes and said energetically: "Senior, you can't just allow the state officials to set fire and not allow the people to light lamps. Since the senior won't let me live in the cave, for the sake of fairness, I won't let the senior live on my chest."
Rong Xi was so angry that he cursed.
The two hurt each other and survived the night with their eyes open.
The next day Rong Xi said, "You'd better go back and live."
Bailiyu refused.
Rong Xi was furious, "How long are you going to be awkward? You thought you were a three-year-old!"
"I didn't make a fuss." Bailiyu said coldly.
"Then what do you want?" Rong Xi was furious.
Bailiyu said: "You have to apologize to me and respect me in the future."
"Apologize? Respect?" Rong Xi laughed angrily, "Do I still have to call you Young Master? No way!"
If there was still a possibility of a serious apology when there was no tension at the beginning, but now that their faces have been torn apart and they have hurt each other for a long time, there is no possibility of an apology!
Absolutely not!
So the negotiations broke down, and the two started a cold war again.
Another night, Rong Xi didn't want to sleep in the haystack because it was too cold, so he began to accuse unreasonably: "Back then you promised to take me with you, help me restore my soul, and be responsible for everything about me. .You broke a promise by taking me down and setting it aside, you're a treacherous villain."
Bailiyu thought for a while, then smiled coldly, "Okay."
Then pinch him up and put it on his chest again.
Rong Xi finally didn't have to sleep in the cold haystack, secretly happy.
A little boy is just a little boy, his brain is not working well, and he takes promises too seriously.Promises should be made according to local conditions and people. Taking a broken promise as a treasure can only be used as a handle.Like him, Rong Xi, who talked nonsense when he saw people talking about people, he made a lot of promises, but not many of them kept them.
If people want to live happily, they must not be too serious, not only they cannot take their own words seriously, but also they cannot take other people's words seriously.
A promise is a fart, and it's over.
He was thinking enthusiastically, thinking he had the upper hand, but that night, after Bailiyu finished his practice, he——didn't take a shower.
Rong Xi: "...!"
Rong Xi, who was dizzy from the smoke, said, "Don't you take a bath?"
Bailiyu said lightly: "Can't stand it? I can't stand it and go to sleep."
Rong Xi cursed secretly.
Without eating snow ginseng, Bailiyu's body odor is not heavy, so he bears it.
Then two days, three days.
In the weather in July and August, even half a day is covered with the smell of sweat, not to mention not taking a bath for three days, the smell is simply outrageous.
Bailiyu couldn't bear it himself. He didn't have high requirements for hygiene, but it wasn't that he didn't like cleanliness.Smelling the stinky smell on his body and enduring the sticky feeling in his hair, he felt that he was about to suffocate, but for the final victory, he had to bear it.
It depends on who can't bear it first, he or Rong Xi.
Based on his previous interactions, he probably has a stronger tolerance for odor than his predecessors, and his chances of winning are also higher.
Rong Xi realized that Bailiyu did it on purpose, and was very angry, but he couldn't get a handle.After all, what's the matter with Rong Xi if he doesn't take a bath?If you don't eat and drink your food, you don't take a shower.If Rong Xi asks him to wash, Baili Yu will say: "I won't wash, if you can't take it, please leave."
Hehe, that's Rong ridiculed the disadvantage.
Rong Xi couldn't help thinking: I thought this kid was honest, but he turned out to be extremely sinister, he was forcing me to leave voluntarily.Maybe this brat wanted to get rid of me a long time ago, but because of the oath and the previous favor, he was too embarrassed to say it, so now he thought of a way to drive him away.
No, I will bear it.
So the two of them bit the bullet and endured it for a day, both of them were dizzy from the smoke.
After another day, when Bailiyu was considering whether to torture each other in another way, Rong Xi finally couldn't take it anymore.
He turned into a real body, and would rather waste his spiritual power to throw Bailiyu into the pool, but Bailiyu said leisurely: "You throw it away, I still won't take a bath tomorrow."
Rong Xi finally surrendered.
"Ahh! I can't stand it! You stink! Young master, my young master, I apologize! I apologize! It's my fault, I shouldn't let you insult yourself, I'm a sinner, I'm wretched, I'm obscene, I'm shameless, it's my fault! It's all my fault! Please take a shower!"
Rong Xi almost burst into tears, he really couldn't bear the smoke.After these few days, he finally understood what it means to be "some dogs usually look gentle, but when they get angry, they bite people so painfully".Bailiyu, a little devil, would rather die than force him to confess his crimes and obey the law, which is simply unreasonable.
This kind of person is the most difficult to deal with.
Bailiyu said: "Then tell me, senior, who is more important to you than a prostitute?"
"You are important!" Rong Zha replied quickly.
"Who do seniors think of me?"
In order to survive, Rong Zha coaxed desperately, "I treat you as my heart and liver, my most important darling, okay? If it's okay, take a shower quickly, brother!"
Although he knew he was talking nonsense, Bailiyu was still very happy to hear it.Without further ado, he hurriedly ran to the pool and jumped down with a plop, frantically scrubbing the dirt off his body with clean water.
If Rong Xi doesn't admit defeat today, he doesn't know how long he can hold on.
"Let go of me! Let go of me!" Rong Xi yelled in the jade pendant, he felt that the sewage on Baili Yu's head was flowing onto the jade pendant!
Bailiyu ignored him and continued to rub the chicken coop on his head.
Rong Xi fled from the jade pendant in a panic, hid in the shade of a tree in the distance and said: "Wash the jade pendant later, I won't go back if I don't wash it!"
Holding the jade pendant, Bailiyu narrowed his eyes and said, "Yes, as long as the senior promises to respect me in the future and stop asking me to do strange things."
Suddenly, he found a way to restrain Rong Xi.
"If senior doesn't agree, I'll put the jade pendant in the mud."
Rong Xi: "...!"
Grass!
So vicious, kid!
Damn this kid is so difficult to deal with, he's so insidious at such a young age, how can he still have it when he grows up?
Rong Xi was so angry that his hands trembled, he really wanted to blow his dog's head off!
He took a deep breath, and another breath.
People under the eaves had to bow their heads.A hero needs to bear the burden of humiliation, repair his spirit as soon as possible, and get rid of this kid as soon as possible.
Rong Xi forced a smile on his face, and said in a soft tone: "Hey, you are really a child, why are you so stubborn...Well, I don't want you to do strange things, nor do I want to look down on you...Hey, I asked you to blaspheme because I was in a hurry. After all, in the inn that day, your nocturnal emission was accompanied by the outflow of residual soul spirit power. I think these two things must be related, so I let you blaspheme yourself... If you don’t want to, it’s fine It's..."
"What do you mean?" Rong Xi was racking his brains to confess, but Bai Liyu suddenly frowned and interrupted him, "The outflow of the spiritual power of the remnant soul is related to my dream...nocturnal emission?"
Rong Xi suddenly raised his head, a little surprised and said: "You don't know?"
Bailiyu raised his eyebrows, "Should I know? You have always perceived the loss of spiritual power."
"That night at the inn, didn't I say that the leakage of your Yuanyang may be related to the dissipation of spiritual power?"
"I didn't say it."
Rong Xi thought about it for a while, not sure, "I should have said it."
Bailiyu thought about it for a while, shook his head, "No."
"No, I must have said it." Rong Xi began to blame him, but he couldn't remember whether he said it or not.
"No." Baili Yu hesitated to throw the blame back. That night, he was only concerned about shyness, panic, and shame, and he might have missed Rong Xi's words.
"..."
"..."
"Okay." Bailiyu stood in the water and said, "It doesn't matter whether you said it or not. Anyway, I thought you were...just treating me that way on purpose... Anyway, it doesn't matter."
It was an oolong for a long time, and Bailiyu felt a little guilty in his heart. He glanced at Rong Xi, and found that this scumbag was no longer glaring, with a smile on his face that could even be called flattering. Behavior is right.
At least let the seniors stop underestimating themselves.
He said: "Senior, what you mean is that the leakage of my Yuanyang is related to the dissipation of spiritual power, so I want to confirm it?"
Rong Xi was taken aback.
What do you mean?
Is he willing to help?
Rong Xi was overjoyed. Seeing Bailiyu loosen, he flew back to the pool from the shade of the tree, and flew in front of Bailiyu. He held his hands and eyes and stared at the stars and said, "Is it okay? Is it okay?"
It was dusk, and the setting orange sun was slanting, leaving only a foot-wide sparkling light in the pool.Rong Xi floated into the waves, starlight floated in his translucent body, his eyes were moist and shining, with obvious longing.
Bailiyu's heart tightened, and suddenly he felt a little pain.
He hates senior like this, as if... as if he is going to disappear...
"Is it okay?" Rong Xi pressed his hands over again, sticking too close, Bai Liyu hurriedly took two steps back, his heart pounding.Realizing what he was asking, a mass of heat exploded from the top of his head, and the tips of his ears began to turn red.
half an hour...
"If senior wants, of course...you can."
Even standing in the cold spring water couldn't stop Bailiyu from turning red from head to toe.
"Great!" Rong Xi called out happily, looking down.
Bailiyu followed his gaze down, and then quickly covered the important parts, blushing, "Senior, senior..."
"Hey, don't be shy. Self-blasphemy is really not a big deal, it's normal, very normal." Rong Xi comforted, "It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day. Show me your self-blasphemy now."
Bailiyu: "..."
Although he knew that he didn't intend to tease him, but what this master said made people want to deal with him.
Bailiyu gritted his teeth and said, "Senior, this kind of thing is not something you can think about...you have to pay attention to the right time, place and people."
Rong Xi stared at his lower body and said, "Take your hands away."
Bailiyu held his hand tighter, and said nervously, "What do you want to do, senior?"
"Let me see if your brother is up."
Bailiyu's face turned red. It was really hard for him to imagine why a person like senior who loves cleanliness and caresses could say such nasty things without any scruples.
"I said we should pay attention to the right time, place and people." Baili Yu couldn't help getting angry, no man could stand Rong Xi's behavior.
"Massage yourself, men are lower body animals, and you will get up if you do it." Rong Xi was still there relentlessly encouraging.
"Enough!" Bailiyu slapped the water in the pool suddenly, pursed his lips, rubbed his body clean, and then went ashore and returned to the cave.
Rong Zha didn't know what he did wrong at all, and chased after Baili Yu's buttocks and asked, "Why did you suddenly turn your back on me? Didn't you promise to help me? Self-blasphemy, what a simple thing, and it won't cost you money." Meat."
Bailiyu ignored him and entered the room with a sullen face.
Rong Xi thought for a while, and then said: "I see, the right time, place and people are right, I have something good."
He giggled, and condensed into the form closest to a real person in Bailiyu's suspicious eyes, walked to the bookshelf, picked up the huge "Ecstasy Picture" and walked back, handed it to Bailiyu, blinked and said : "Looking at the picture above, keeping it makes you horny... Come on, hold it, and masturbate at it."
"..." Bailiyu was so angry that he was half dead, he had already pressed him to the ground and spanked his buttocks eighty times in his mind.
He ground his teeth, reached out to take the huge picture book, flipped through it, and threw it aside, "Not interested."
Rong Xi: "...!"
Not interested in this kind of fine album?
Rong Xi was a little unbelievable.
He stared at Bailiyu in disbelief.
Bailiyu was vigilant, "What kind of eyes do you have?"
Rong Xi blurted out, "Why don't you lift it?"
Out of anger, Bailiyu sneered and said, "Senior, I'm not interested in picture albums, but I am interested in you. If you are willing to take off your clothes and show me yourself, maybe I can lift them up."
Rong Xi: "..."
He finally realized belatedly that Bailiyu was going crazy.
Seeing that he didn't answer for a long time, Bailiyu thought he was angry, and raised his chin and said, "It's fine, I want to rest, be good, don't bother me..."
"It's not impossible..."
One sentence almost made Bailiyu jump up.He suddenly raised his head, stared at Rong Xi in disbelief and said, "What did you say?"
Rong Xi stroked his chin, and said shamelessly, "I didn't expect you to be interested in me. If you have to watch me blaspheme before you can lift it up, you can give it a try."
In order to restore the soul as soon as possible, this is nothing, bear it!
What is self-blasphemy?He could even dance naked in front of the kid.
Bailiyu was stunned.
He never expected that Rong Xi would agree.
He stayed there for a long while, and the roots of his ears started to turn red again, from the top of his head to the bottom of his feet. The red color made Rong Xi worry that he was going to explode in the next moment, and then he yelled angrily, "You...you are too shameless!"
Then he climbed into bed, covered himself with the quilt, even tucked his head in, and rolled himself into a ball.
How could this be……
How could he agree so easily?
Bailiyu's mind was a little confused.
"Hey, why are you angry again?" Rong Xi, who had no empathy, couldn't understand the situation at all.
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