Empress, please respect yourself

At the request of Xie Chang'an, Lan Jinyu, the great general of the world's soldiers and horses, was recalled to Beijing by imperial decree.

Ten miles long street, welcome to the road.

The people of Li have a heart, and they all know that this peaceful life is hard-won, and it is all brought about by the people in front of them.

However, the style soon changed.

"Oh my god, is that tall and tall horse General Lan?"

"Of course, besides General Lan, who else has such a heroic demeanor?"

"But oh my god, this is so beautiful!"

"That's right, why is it so beautiful? I'm going to faint!"

"Ahh, General Lan is so handsome!!!"

"Oh, I want to give birth to a monkey for General Blue!!"

……

Sitting on the horseback, the corners of Lan Jinyu's mouth twitched imperceptibly.

What the hell?

Lan Qing, the bodyguard on the side, stepped forward: "General, do you want to drive them ten miles away as usual?"

"Forget it, this is the capital city after all, so don't go too far." Lan Jinyu pondered, "Let's drive out the place where you can shoot."

"?" Lan Qing blinked, and decided to ask if she didn't understand, "Whose range is it? Yours or a normal person's? If it's your range..."

Lan Jinyu gave her a long, narrow look.

Lan Qing had an epiphany immediately: "This subordinate knows."

No matter whose shot it is, it is enough to make these nympho women retreat.

So, soon.

On the street, except for those who concentrate on doing business (if there are any), everyone is driven away.

What?Men also catch up?certainly.Don't think that there is no Mr. Rabbit among men.

In the past, in the frontier, there were not too many men who had crooked thoughts about their generals.Meh, the grass on the graves of those men must be as tall as one person.Therefore, she expelled them to protect them.

Well, it is Jiangzi.

In this way, Lan Qing felt at ease and led people to almost empty the street.

Until I met the emperor who came out to welcome me.

Lan Qing was taken aback, and quickly knelt down to greet the emperor, and then ran to inform her general.

It is an extremely noble etiquette for the emperor to come out to welcome you!Since the founding of the Daxing Kingdom, there has never been one.

Lan Jinyu didn't dare to be negligent, dismounted respectfully, and saluted solemnly: "My minister Lan Jinyu kowtowed to the emperor, long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

The emperor quickly leaned over to help him: "General Lan, please get up quickly."

Lan Jinyu said politely, "Your Majesty welcomes you personally, and I'm terrified."

The emperor went back politely: "General Lan is too polite. You are the Great Wall of my Daxing country. With your own strength, you have kept our borders peaceful for ten years. You are the greatest hero of our country. On behalf of the people of Li, I thank you, and I should welcome you .”

Lan Jinyu went back politely again: "The emperor is serious, it is my honor to be able to do something for Daxing."

……

The two of you come and go, you come and I go back and forth, and you don't stop until the faces of the accompanying ministers are all stiff with smiles.

Then go to the palace for a banquet.

Lan Jinyu originally wanted to decline, saying that the emperor appreciated her kindness, but she was really overwhelmed with alcohol.

Where is the emperor willing?

The look of "if you don't agree, look down on me" made Lan Jinyu helpless.

Since ancient times, the king ordered his ministers to die, and the ministers had to die.Not to mention just asking her to drink? !

In the end, Lan Jinyu could only grit his teeth and agree.

This promise doesn't matter, under the leadership of the emperor, all the ministers competed to toast, and within a few laps, Lan Jinyu was drunk to the point of incoherence.

Lan Jinyu stuck out her tongue to indicate that she was drunk and wanted to go home.

However, the emperor was not willing to respond, only saying that the general's drinking capacity must not stop there.

The ministers were all human beings, and they immediately followed the emperor as lobbyists: "That's right, General, you have great martial arts skills and extraordinary abilities, why are you afraid of this little wine?"

There was even a minister who was used to flattering horses and came up with a smile: "Come on, General Lan, drink if you are a man!"

Lan Qing next to her was terrified: her general was not a man in the first place.

Moreover, with the general's temper, most people who speak so brazenly will be punished by the general.

Sure enough, upon hearing the words, Lan Jinyu narrowed her long and narrow eyes with killing intent, and shot at the minister.

The minister inexplicably felt a chill coming over him, wrapped in killing intent, as if he wanted to smash himself to pieces.

At that moment, he even had a feeling of suffocation on the verge of death.

So, everyone present saw that the minister, who was usually used to flattering horses with a hippie smile, turned pale at this moment, and was full of fear as if he had seen a ghost.The fear of dying appeared on his face, making the throats of those watching beside him unconsciously tighten.

Everyone looked at his expression, as if they had experienced life and death with him.

"Lan Aiqing." The emperor hurriedly laughed, "Come, come, drink this cup with me."

Lan Jinyu narrowed her eyes.

Only then did everyone feel relieved.

At the same time, they all secretly sighed: This General Lan is too powerful, he is simply urging the king of Hades.

At the same time silently lighting the candle for neighboring countries...

Lan Jinyu sent and received murderous aura naturally.There is no obstacle to the regulation of facial expressions.Just now he still had the expression of wanting to eat people, but now

The minister who persuaded him to drink didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, holding a heart that was about to jump out, he revived there, dazed and dared not answer any more words.

Thus, the reception banquet continued in a friendly atmosphere.

It's like that didn't happen at all.

Soon, though, there was dissonance.

This happened after the welcome banquet.

But he said that the banquet was over and all the ministers left.Only Lan Jinyu was left behind by the emperor.

Lan Jinyu declined drunkenly: "Thank you, the emperor, for your great kindness. However, I have returned from a long journey, and I have not yet bathed and changed clothes. If I stay in the palace, I am afraid that I will be rude to the emperor. Let me go back to the residence to take a bath first, and see you at court tomorrow, shall we?"

Those ministers who left walked very slowly, eavesdropping on the movement behind them with a serious face.

Tsk tsk, this is to stay with the general!

I have long heard that the emperor and the empress are romantic, not only the emperor loves to pick girls, but the empress is also very interested in the handsome right minister Mo Chunyu, and often stays with Prime Minister Mo.

Now it seems that Zhonggong has changed his taste again?

That's right, although Prime Minister Mo is handsome, he is a literati after all. How can he have the character of General Lan? !

The strangest thing is the state of mind of the emperor.

That's not so good!Not only allowed the queen to wear a cuckold for him, but also took the initiative to solicit a cuckold for the queen!

Tsk tsk, this temperament is indeed the son of heaven.Ordinary people really can't stand it.

"You are welcome, Aiqing. Isn't there a place for you to bathe and change clothes in the palace? You are my minister, and I should treat you well. If you don't hear it, you will eat at the same table with the virtuous ministers, and you will be satisfied with your feet." Sleeping? Liu Bei, Emperor Zhaolie of the Han Dynasty, also said that meeting Zhuge Kongming was like a fish meeting water."

The feet of the departing courtiers all slipped.

I'll go, the emperor is going all out to wear a cuckold for himself!In order to find a man for the queen, he actually quoted scriptures and pulled out so many sages, which is also a desperate effort.

Lan Jinyu didn't know these things yet.

She had just returned to the capital, so she didn't know anything about the romantic affairs of the current emperor and empress.It's just that it's better to avoid staying in the palace and sleeping on your feet.You know, she is a man!

Are you kidding me?Go to the palace to stay overnight, what if the identity is discovered? !

As for falling asleep or something, I dare not even think about it.

Therefore, Lan Jinyu firmly refused.

The two saw each other like this several times.

However, no matter how resolute Lan Jinyu was, she was still just a courtier. How could she be more "resolute" than the emperor?

So, in the end, under the emperor's "resoluteness", Lan Jinyu could only compromise.

I have no choice but to find another way to avoid the problem of being exposed.

Anyway, she has made up her mind: never take off her clothes.

As long as you don't take off your clothes, you won't be dismantled on the spot.As for the reason why I don't take off my clothes when I sleep... Well, let's make it up now, if I can't make it up, just say I have a quirk.It is understandable that people who want to fight in the battlefield all day are a little eccentric.

She silently calculated in her heart.

Poor brains that used to be a child's play when arranging troops, now it is a bit difficult to think of these trivial matters.

And what made her brain even harder was still behind.

Unexpectedly, the emperor did not take her to Qianqing Palace, but to Kunning Palace.

In Kunning Palace, the empress is already waiting there.

Lan Jinyu was startled, and hurriedly bowed her head in salute: "Lan Jinyu sees the Empress Empress, and the Empress is a thousand years old!"

"Bold!" Empress Xie Chang'an reprimanded, "A mere foreign minister, how dare you look directly at me!"

"Wei Chen dare not!"

Lan Jinyu was in a hurry.

What's happening here?He was obviously still thinking about how to deal with the emperor, so why did he come out with a queen?

Besides, what does it matter to me that you suddenly ran out by yourself?I don't know why I "looked straight" at you all of a sudden? !

The emperor laughed at the side: "General Lan didn't do it on purpose. The queen doesn't mind."

The queen snorted.

The emperor coughed lightly, hinting that the queen would come out with him.

The queen snorted coldly again, and followed her out.

The two walked to the outside room and walked back and forth, before the emperor said, "Well, Lan Jinyu is my important minister, it is very important, and it is also very important to the common people, you can just play around appropriately, don't really go too far."

"So what if I'm just going too far?" Xie Chang'an's eyes turned cold, with a look of disdain, "Don't tell me you're afraid of him?"

"..." The emperor was speechless.

Yes, he was really afraid that if he played too much, Lan Jinyu would plot against him.With the strength of the Lan family army and Lan Jinyu's prestige, if he really wanted to rebel, he might not be able to withstand it.

Besides, even if I can handle it myself, the queen played the general of soldiers and horses to the point of rebellion, would it make sense to spread the news? !

However, it was difficult for him to say this directly, and he only advised: "In short, you are the mother of the country, and you must take into account your identity in everything you do, and don't go too far."

At the same time, avoid the important and give an example: "For example, if you hid behind the dragon screen and eavesdropped on my court today, you are crossing the line."

It was fine if he didn't say this, but when he said this, Xie Chang'an laughed: "What are you talking about? What are you talking about in the court? You are still a 'shoulder minister', poof, the emperor probably forgot, Your minister on the thigh is Prime Minister Mo."

This pun made the emperor wake up after being taken aback for a moment, his face flushed instantly, and he wished he could find a hole in the ground to get in.

Nima, where is Xie Changan from the background of Miss Qianjin?It's clearly a hooligan!Dare to say anything.He is also born with outstanding intelligence, so he makes such a pun every now and then, and he has to react for a long time before he understands after being washed away.

This queen is poisonous.