The whole world thinks I'm the Lord God

In the undeveloped part of the forest behind the Lanyuan Hot Spring Resort, two men and two women are running anxiously, as if they are eagerly looking for some straw.

"What should I do now? Didn't you say that she won't find out?!" A girl wearing only a bathrobe looked irritated and said in a very bad tone, "I was almost blocked by her in the bathroom! Fortunately, I reacted quickly and caught her Get a bathrobe, or I'll be running naked right now!"

"How do I know?!" The tone of the young man in a black jacket was equally bad, "Liu Fangfang, can you be reasonable? If it wasn't for you being careless and showing off your feet and being discovered by her, how could she come after you?"

"Hehe, the one surnamed Wei is obviously you!" The bathrobe girl Liu Fangfang tightened the belt of the bathrobe again so as not to lose her clothes due to high-speed running, "Don't forget, she had that thing. Only you know. It is estimated that once the thing is lost, she will suspect you, even if I can't get well, you don't want to take yourself out!"

The young man in the jacket was surnamed Wei, named Wei Ming, and he looked ordinary with a bit of wretchedness.

"Okay, what time are you two still arguing?" The young man in a tight suit with a scruffy back combed his hair. He looked a few years older for no reason, but his appearance was very upright.I don't know how many hair oils have been applied to my head, and I can't see the slightest mess in my hair after running like this.

Wei Ming looked at the man in the suit with fear, and flattered him with a smile all over his face: "Then listen to Brother Ji. When Brother Ji refines that thing, it must be the No. 1 reincarnation, Mrs. Zhao Siyun." The only thing we have to do is lie down honestly under Brother Ji's crotch!"

Liu Fangfang rolled her eyes and said nothing.

The last woman looked about 27 or [-] years old. She was dressed in a fashionable dress, with long wavy hair and shawls. Although she was moving at the same speed as the other three, she was less embarrassed than them.

At this time, when she heard the conversation between the three, she couldn't help but sneered: "Heh, dog bites dog, mouth hair."

"What's the air!" Liu Fangfang sneered, "Deng Yanlan, why are you pretending? Aren't you running away with us now?"

"I'm not the same as you guys." The fashionable girl Deng Yanlan gave her a sideways glance, "I dare to act boldly. Since I collaborated with you and designed Zhao Siyun together, I'm not afraid that she will know!"

Liu Fangfang snorted coldly: "Aren't you afraid of what you're running for? Turn back quickly, and you can block her for us..."

"That's enough!" The man in the suit frowned displeasedly, "I don't care how discord you are, or what you do in private, as long as you don't disturb me, otherwise..." Before he finished speaking, But the hearts of the three present were all terrified, and they all understood the unfinished words.

The man in a suit surnamed Ji was obviously the person in charge among the few, and the other three had a fight, but none of them dared to take him with them.

Calm was restored among the few people, and no one spoke again.

"Okay." The man in the suit stopped.

The other three also stopped.

The man in the suit looked at the direction of the terrain, quickly pasted a few pieces of yellow talisman paper on the surrounding trees, and then whispered something in his mouth, and saw a glimmer of light flashed on the yellow talisman paper, and then disappeared, as if Invisible.

Immediately afterwards, a look of distress flashed in his eyes, and he sprinkled some liquid on the roots of some trees farther away.As soon as the liquid melted into the roots of the trees, it quickly permeated and swam through the entire tree. The faint blue light lit up the whole body of the trees as the liquid swam, and the trees returned to normal after a while.

The man in the suit finished his preparations and began to order: "Wei Ming, Liu Fangfang, you two pretend to be injured and abandoned by me and Deng Yanlan, and are responsible for luring Zhao Siyun into the talisman formation. Once she steps in, you two will take the opportunity to run back."

"Deng Yanlan, you and I will go and lie in ambush. When Zhao Siyun enters the talisman formation, we will start preparing. As soon as Wei Ming and Liu Fangfang leave the range of the talisman formation, we will immediately activate the killing formation!"

"Three, success or failure depends on life and death!"

"We understand." The three nodded in agreement, and then acted according to the plan.

Also in the depths of the forest, only ten meters away from the few people, there were two people who saw and heard their actions and conversations clearly, but they didn't know why these four people didn't pay attention at all. There are others here.

Xia Lanzhou and Xiao Yun were watching from the side.

Four crazy men and women ran over as if desperately trying their best, and then put on talisman papers and poured liquid, and one of them was still wearing a bathrobe...

Could it be that he really ran out of a mental hospital?

——Especially if they didn't even notice it at such a close distance, how could it really have special abilities?

Xia Lanzhou didn't believe it at first, he still thought about whether he should call the mental hospital and do what a good citizen should do?

However, before he could take action, he saw the miraculous scene where the talisman paper disappeared and the trees were swept away by the blue light.

Xia Lanzhou: "..."

——Is it true that the blue star is different from the earth? It has supernatural things? !

As for why I didn't see him and Xiao Yun... probably because of lame eyes?Or are they just hiding behind a tree?

Xia Lanzhou held her breath subconsciously, and at the same time pulled Xiao Yun over, clasped him in her arms, and covered his mouth with one hand.

Xiao Yun was a head shorter than Xia Lanzhou, and being held in his arms at this moment, it was more like a bird clinging to his arms, like an intimate couple.

Xiao Yun did not resist, on the contrary, he enjoyed this kind of large-scale body contact very much - of course, it would be even better if he was holding Xia Lanzhou.

It's just... there are a few things that shouldn't appear here.

Xiao Yun looked at the four unaware reincarnators with a gloomy gaze.

There are no reincarnations in Tancheng.

In Xia Lanzhou's "Lord God", the protagonist also did not choose a reincarnation in his own city, and even the "No. [-] wise man in the reincarnation space" he himself incarnated used a false identity from another city.The wise man played by the protagonist is already covered with a layer of mystery. Even if no one can find him in reality, it will only make people more awe-inspiring and make his image more unpredictable.

On Blue Star, although the reincarnation of the main god has grown to the level of several thousand, this number is only a drop in the ocean compared to the population of more than one billion in China, let alone the population of 80 billion in Blue Star.With such a low ratio, even if Huaguo wanted every city to have reincarnations, it would be impossible. After all, there are still some large cities with concentrated reincarnations.

Therefore, in Blue Star China, not only is there no reincarnation in Tancheng, but even among several cities around Tancheng, only one city has a few reincarnations.The reincarnated people generally don't run around, and at most move to places where familiar reincarnated people gather, so that they can take care of each other.They spend more time exercising themselves and trying to spend it safely in the next reincarnation mission - it would be even better if they could earn more reincarnation points.

So under normal circumstances, the hot spring villas on the outskirts of Tancheng should also be insulated from reincarnations.

And these few reincarnations obviously came from the metropolis where reincarnations live.

A stern look flashed across Xiao Yun's eyes, and it was so fleeting that no one could see it clearly—of course, no one noticed him either.

When he was with Xia Lanzhou, Xiao Yun didn't want to use any supernatural means. Just now, if he didn't really want to be alone with Xia Lanzhou in the unexplored forest, he wouldn't use means to influence Xia Lanzhou's judgment.Therefore, after he succeeded, he immediately re-disguised himself as an ordinary harmless and shy boy, let alone paying attention to the things in the resort.

And those reincarnated people just checked in this morning.Because of this, Xiao Yun did not notice their arrival.

He really didn't want to destroy his peace so early, why do these people always run around?As a reincarnation, don't think carefully about how to complete the task and what kind of hot spring resort to come to!Since they have so much free time, they still gather crowds to make trouble, the task must be too simple, should they increase the difficulty several times?

——No, there must be a heavier punishment.

And Xia Lanzhou...

He didn't hear the word "reincarnation" revealed by the four reincarnations when they ran at the beginning, and he just thought that these people were just supernatural beings born and raised in Blue Star's native land. Mix among ordinary people; once there is any friction, they will go to fight in the remote mountains and old forests——isn’t the undeveloped forest of Hot Spring Villa just such a place?

Xia Lanzhou thought that since these four people wanted to set a trap in this place, the pursuers must be more powerful. If there was a fight... aren't he and Xiao Yun the mortals who were affected?The kind that no one will avenge when you die.

So, he might as well take Xiao Yun and run away quickly, so as not to become cannon fodder in a while.

But the question is, how to retreat without disturbing those four people?

Still have to be met by the pursuers of these four people.

——The only good news is that the two people who were hiding in ambush did not come towards them.

Just when he was in a dilemma, another person came from the direction of the hot spring villa.

That is a woman.

She is beautiful, and the legendary icy muscles and bones are nothing more than that.She has dark cloud-like hair, which is casually scattered behind her head, but her eyes are as cold as ice knives, making people dare not look at her.

Her clothes were incompatible with modern times. The hem of the ice-blue ancient dress dragged to the ground, but the skirt was not stained by the mud along the way.

Xia Lanzhou didn't want to take advantage of the gap before they fought to escape.

Although he didn't know why these two groups of people didn't pay attention to himself and Xiao Yun, he didn't dare to gamble. He only hoped that the five people would finish the fight quickly, and even thought that it would be fine for one party to die or die together. Don't beat them both.

The so-called dead Taoist friends do not die poor Taoism.

Xia Lanzhou thought mockingly to himself, he really is a selfish mortal.

Wei Ming, a man in a jacket, and Liu Fangfang, a woman in a bathrobe, are leaning against the roots of a tree, sitting on the muddy ground without any image, panting heavily with their mouths wide open, with obvious scars on their bodies, red blood seeping through the black and red wounds slowly Flowing out, it looks like it is about to die.

Xia Lanzhou couldn't help admiring "good acting skills".

The woman in ancient costume obviously also saw this pair of men and women.

She stopped when she was about ten meters away from the tree where the man and woman were.

Whether it was intentional or coincidental, she happened to step on the circle of trees where the man in the suit dumped the liquid before.

At this time, their positions, together with Xia Lanzhou and Xiao Yun, which neither of them knew, formed the three vertices of a triangle.

Liu Fangfang closed her eyes slightly, her lips were pale, and her brows were tightly frowned, but the corner of her eye glanced at the woman in ancient costume, and when she saw that she was no longer walking forward, she suddenly became anxious, and she let out a muffled grunt pretending to be in pain, and returned. He gasped again.

Wei Ming next to him received this signal, and immediately possessed the film king. He anxiously supported Liu Fangfang, and asked, "How is it? Are you okay?" He glared at the woman in ancient costume sternly: "Zhao, Zhao Siyun, do you really want to kill them all? !"

Zhao Siyun, a woman in ancient costume, raised her eyebrows slightly, as if she had discovered something interesting, and suddenly smiled playfully, the slight curvature of her mouth made her whole body a little softer.

She lightly parted her vermilion lips: "Didn't you... ask for this?"

As she spoke, she took another two steps forward, and stopped again when the man and woman on the opposite side were overjoyed.

Wei Ming secretly calculated the time needed by Deng Yanlan and the man in the suit, and estimated Zhao Siyun's reaction time, and finally came to the conclusion that they had to continue to induce Zhao Siyun to walk at least three meters inside.Otherwise, if Zhao Siyun escapes this killing array, all of them will be in danger.

He never doubted that Zhao Siyun's strength was not in the top [-] in the main god space, but at least he could rank among the top [-].

If it wasn't for the fact that what Zhao Siyun got this time was too important, how could he take the risk to attack Zhao Siyun?

"Sister Siyun, you and I are relatives anyway, are you not afraid that your mother and my aunt will be angry when you treat me like this?" Wei Ming began to show weakness, "I know I was wrong, and I am also a victim! Look at me now My son, Ji Hongwen is lying to me! He said that you are a woman, sister Siyun. Although you are very strong among reincarnations, you are no match for four hands. Now many reincarnations are staring at you. You get that level I can't stand the treasure alone, so..."

"So you betrayed me?" Zhao Siyun glanced at Liu Fangfang again, "The little sister I have been taking care of all along with outsiders, plotted against me together? Just for--such an external thing?"

"Sister Siyun, we were also deceived!" Liu Fangfang rolled her eyes and said delicately, "Ji Hongwen lied to us that as long as you take the things away, you can attract the gazes of those reincarnated people on you." Open. Sister Siyun, you have just completed the task of reincarnation, and you are almost unable to come back. Even if the main god repairs your injury, the props you lost will also hurt your vitality. What you need most now is time!"

"Yes, Sister Siyun, we originally thought that we would just keep it for you temporarily and return it to you when you make progress." Wei Ming continued, "But Ji Hongwen lied to us! He He stole that thing and injured us, if it wasn't for Sister Siyun, you were chasing after us, he would have killed us!"

"Hehe." Zhao Siyun didn't believe every word the two of them said, "Forget me, Zhao Siyun was blind and mistook a beast for a human!"

The three of them went from setting up traps to killing each other, to tearing up the channel. I didn't think there was a problem, but the onlookers were...

Xia Lanzhou: "..."

...Reincarnation? ! WTF? ! !

The author has something to say: Brother Xia: Damn, there really are reincarnations! !

Lord God: Oh, this group of idiots ruined my two-person world, not to mention exposing me =皮=++