The whole world thinks I'm the Lord God

After exiting the main god space, Xia Lanzhou appeared directly in the living room.

He didn't bother to change clothes. Anyway, he was the only one at home, and no outsiders would come to him, so it didn't matter what he wore.

As for what will happen if Xiao Yun shows up at school wearing the Blue Cloud uniform...

Ha ha.

Xia Lanzhou only gave the omnipotent answer of these two words in her heart, and then walked towards the computer on the living room table.

At this time, the computer screen was still on, and the page was still on the green page of Jinjiang Novels.

Xia Lanzhou could see clearly that it was the reading page of "Lord God", not the background.

Although he had already made some mental preparations, he still looked at the green webpage on the computer screen with little hope.

"Lord God"...has been updated.

The five neatly updated chapters above, as well as the manual release interval of the update within five seconds, all clearly told him that Xiao Yun had lied to him, and that this guy had actually manually updated it.

——No, since Xiao Yun also entered the mission world and was dragged in the main god space, how did he manually release the update at the same time?

Calculated based on the time Xia Lanzhou set to automatically enter the screen saver, this proves that the computer has not been used for more than 15 minutes since the last time.

And he stayed in the main god's space for about 10 minutes, so... Xiao Yun was at home from 10 minutes ago to 15 minutes?

——So Xiao Yun updated the chapter at home before?Did he really skip class?

Xia Lanzhou's expression became serious.

But on another thought, before entering the main god space, he had been staying at home, if Xiao Yun came back during that time, it is impossible for him not to know.

But if Xiao Yun is the main god... It seems that there is no need for personal, personal, presence, presence?

So...he didn't skip class?

——Then the question is back again, did Xiao Yun skip class? ?

Xia Lanzhou: "..." Why does he keep thinking about this kind of problem?

Quickly throwing out the magic cycle of skipping classes and not skipping classes, he directly pulled the page to the bottom to read the comments.

The server of Jinjiang Novel.com is often touched to be unstable. There are always six or seven days every week that the small chrysanthemums that represent loading will keep turning and turning, but the page cannot be refreshed. Obviously, it is these six or seven days now. The most representative time of day.

Refresh again, it's all right now, the entire webpage is 404.

The Jinjiang Novel Website couldn't be opened, and Xia Lanzhou no longer was in a hurry to browse the webpage, but clicked on the Jinjiang Forum instead.

He thought in his heart, when will he exchange a server or system from the main god, and install it directly for Jinjiang, it really won't work... The main god bought Jinjiang, at least nothing happened online in the main god's space. The problem of smoking and freezing at every turn.

While spreading his thoughts, he casually browsed the pink forum.

There is a post on the first page of the forum——

[Stop making noise, I know why the Jinjiang server suddenly has a strong wind!The title must be long——]

The title is indeed quite long, and there are probably a dozen or twenty words of "long" in the back of it, which made Xia Lanzhou notice it at the first sight.

This is a post that just came out.

Click on the post to read the text, the content in the main building is very short, there is only one sentence - [So many crooked fruit IPs are frantically pouring into Jinjiang! !Could it be that my big JJ is finally going to rush to the world? ! ! 】

- Crooked fruit... foreign IP? !

Xia Lanzhou stared.

Lord God... is this going to develop foreign reincarnation?

And those foreign reincarnations, after discovering the existence of "Lord God", flooded into Jinjiang, causing the Jinjiang server to pump up?

I just don’t know when these foreign reincarnators were developed by the Lord God. After all, they will not be recruited when the countdown to the copy of "The Lord God" mentioned by the newcomers before reaches zero, right?It's only 10 minutes, which is not enough for foreign reincarnators to understand the main god's space, so how can it be possible to flood Jinjiang.com in large numbers?

Temporarily incomplete information, he did not continue to guess.

Xia Lanzhou let out a long breath.

He couldn't help thinking of many details of the Lord God's space today, which all come from the setting of the future writing direction of "Lord God", including the golden light of merit he obtained in the last mission world and the national fortune he shared, and... …Perfect rating after completing a mission.

These familiar things to him, things that he had neglected before, all reappeared in his mind one by one...

He remembered the outline of "Lord God" that he had only discussed with one person, and he had only said to this one person about those more flashy ideas.

That person seemed to be very interested, and pestered him to complete the incomplete settings that were just thought of at first glance. It's all over.

This has happened many times.

And that person...

It was Xiao Yun.

Xia Lanzhou sensed that she was abnormal.

After all, in many opportunities in the past, he had subconsciously placed Xiao Yun in a position where he didn't know. The disturbing sense of disobedience keeps popping up, but he has no way to solve it. In the end, he can only passively resist the cold treatment.

Although this situation gradually eased later, it was not as clear and clear as it is now——

At this moment, it seemed that a layer of film that isolated his thinking was broken, which made him wake up all of a sudden, and his previous thoughts of doubting or not, and not wanting to pierce the window paper at all also collapsed!

Perhaps he didn't know why he had doubted Xiao Yun before, and then suddenly felt that the other party couldn't be the main god, but now he knew very clearly that Xiao Yun... lied to him.

Surprisingly, he wasn't very angry?

——In other words, what was angry was Xiao Yun's cowardice and unwillingness to confess, not Xiao Yun's status as the master god, and it was not that this guy put the blame on him and pretended to be a weak white lotus.

Xia Lanzhou: "..." I suddenly felt that I was hopeless, how could I break it?Wait online, no rush.

After Xiao Yun left the Lord God's Dimension, if he hadn't skipped class, he should still be in school now. Judging from this guy's cowardice, if he waited any longer, Xiao Yun would definitely be more calm than him.

If you ask directly... Xiao Yun will probably deny it directly, and then give him a note of tampering with memory and influencing thinking. It's not like Xiao Yun has never done this before.

Xia Lanzhou recalled that after he suspected Xiao Yun before, he seemed to be hypnotized, and in the next second he attributed his doubts to the ranks of "ridiculous" - the Lord God has great powers, so it can naturally affect his thinking tendency - thought Thinking about it, he felt that he couldn't be too reckless.

Just like that, Xia Lanzhou was silent for a while, and finally decided to get all the evidence first, and then patted Xiao Yun's face together to see how he can deny it!

——The most important thing is that after having the evidence and not being afraid of being influenced in his thinking, he once again foolishly thought that Xiao Yun was just a poor high school student.

Heh, what a goddamn high school student.

Xia Lanzhou didn't bother to think about whether the main god would change the evidence after affecting his thinking. He first sent a message to Tan Qing through the watch terminal: [Is it out? 】

With Tan Qing's cleverness, he didn't need Mr. Xia to say it so clearly, he could analyze through these four short words that Mr. Xia had something important to do with him!

Sure enough, Tan Qing did not disappoint him. Within ten seconds, a message was sent to reply: [Captain, I'm coming out. 】

Xia Lanzhou didn't reply to the message, but called Tan Qing directly: "Among the reincarnation people you know, have you mentioned to you that the plot of the novel "Lord God" is very similar to their experience?"

Tan Qing's voice came from the phone: "A few friends I knew before said that they had seen plots similar to their experiences in novels, but they were not sure. Later, these people have... I There is no way to prove it now.”

Although he was puzzled in his heart, why did the master god ask such a thing, but he didn't talk too much to ask back, he just regarded it as the master god's whim and wanted to find new inspiration.

Xia Lanzhou continued to ask: "Can you still remember the plots?"

"Yes." Tan Qing simply said what he had heard before, without any intention of asking why Xia Lanzhou asked.

Xia Lanzhou listened with a blank expression. Those plots... were not coincidences that he thought up alone, but were guided by Xiao Yun intentionally or unintentionally when discussing the plot with him.

He recorded Tan Qing's narrative as a witness testimony.

As for why it is so troublesome to communicate on the phone, it is also troublesome to record Tan Qing's words again, instead of directly asking Tan Qing to package those things into files and transmit them to him through the watch terminal...

Of course it was because - he wanted to surprise Xiao Yun!

The news on the watch terminal must not escape the eyes of the main god. If Xiao Yun knew it in advance, how would he feel the surprise he carefully prepared?smile.jpg

That's why Xia Lanzhou waited until he returned to the real world to ask Tan Qing.

One is that he wants to see how long Xiao Yun can pretend to be stupid, and the other is that the mission world must be under the omnipresent monitoring of the Lord God. It is estimated that the Lord God knows exactly what he said and did. .

After Tan Qing finished his narration, Xia Lanzhou also finished his memorization. He didn't express anything, just said "I see." and hung up the phone.

Tan Qing: "..." Could it be that the main god boss wanted to know what was wrong with him, so he called him out of the main god's space and called him for... a telephone interview?

The information obtained is too little, no matter how smart people are, they can't reason, at most they can only rely on their brains.

After hanging up the phone, a sneer appeared on Xia Lanzhou's face. He opened the field and found that he didn't need to collect other evidence. The whole house and everything inside it was evidence!

——Is there any normal person who doesn’t have any dirty things, small bugs, viruses and bacteria in his home?

Every corner of the world is full of various bacteria and microorganisms. An environment that is too clean will reduce the immunity of living organisms. When you go out and be surrounded by bacteria, it is more likely to cause diseases.

But this is not a problem at all for life forms above the extraordinary.The so-called transcendence means transcending the mundane, automatically isolating all messy things out of the body, even breathing is the kind with its own filter.

Xia Lanzhou didn't know about this before, but after developing the domain, his spiritual power was subtle, and he carefully observed all the reincarnation team members including himself, and suddenly discovered the instinct of the extraordinary to filter all microorganisms by themselves.

He couldn't stand a dense pile of bacteria and microorganisms dangling in front of his eyes now, let alone the main god who could see things smaller than what he saw.

But then again, before entering the space of the main god, was he also full of dirty things like ordinary mortals?

Thinking about it this way, Xia Lanzhou felt miraculously that Xiao Yun, who didn't slap him in the face when they met for the first time, really loved him!It took half a year to endure it before turning him into a reincarnation and giving him a cleansing as a whole?

During the period, they also slept together in the same bed...

The main god who can't stand the dense microbes and cleans the house, and a mortal whose whole body is densely covered with mites, dust, grease and bacteria that are invisible to the naked eye, sleep in the same bed for many days.

Although it is very possible that even himself and the family have been forcibly purified by Xiao Yun, this does not prevent him from thinking about it, and the more he thinks about it, the more he has an urge to laugh, and the more it makes him feel I lost my temper.

In the end, Xia Lanzhou could not afford to be angry with Xiao Yun at all.

But, if you don't get angry, you don't get angry, the lesson that should be taught must be given, otherwise let the boyfriend pass the test easily, then in the future... he will lose his strength!

Xia Lanzhou thought carefully about how to revive Fu Gang.

For example, when Xiao Yun comes back tonight, what kind of expression and posture will he use to smear the Lord God?

Is it the expression of indifference, hehe, using momentum to oppress Xiao Yun, so that Xiao Yun can consciously take the initiative?

Still with an angry expression on his face--Lao-management is so kind to you, yet you pretended to be a white lotus flower and a little white rabbit, and at the same time ruthlessly blamed labor-management, playing tricks on labor-management? !

Or questioning with a disheartened expression on a wounded face—I set up the "Blue Cloud" team in order to provide you with a stable environment and a protective force that you can do whatever you want, but you turned out to be the biggest Behind the scenes!Everything I do is meaningless!

Thinking of the third posture...Xia Lanzhou couldn't help shivering, and quickly folded it and stuffed it into her brain to block the black hole!

Then the weak posture of the little daughter-in-law being wronged is completely prepared for Xiao Yun, and Xia Lanzhou is not in the same style at all!

Thinking of Xiao Yun's pure little white flower back then, and thinking of him as a pitiful little girl, Xia Lanzhou felt a stomach ache, and at the same time thought coldly in her heart, since Xiao Yun likes pretending to be a great white lotus so much, then keep going. Go on, even if you feel tired in the future, never want to change it!

With her mind set, Xia Lanzhou calmed down, stopped paying attention to things on the Internet, directly opened the watch terminal, and began to screen the exchange items that suit her.

Excluding those reincarnation points that had been given to Tan Qing as team funds, he now had a total of 16 reincarnation points, and he became rich with one task.Although you can't afford to exchange things that are too expensive, you can still exchange them for some high-end items without worrying about not having enough reincarnation points.

The Qiankun in the Sleeve has a great effect on the evolution of the domain, but it is a pity that he has not yet entered the legendary stage, and he has no way to practice the legendary version of the Qiankun in the Sleeve, let alone the mythical level of the original version.Xia Lanzhou could only regretfully put the exchange of the world in his sleeve after the promotion.

I also need to exchange some Hell Red Soil and Angel Tears. If I want to grow the Tree of Life and Death, the amount of these two kinds of exchange items needed is vast. Don’t look at a small seedling that can be planted in a cup now. It can’t be used, one drop of tear can be used for ten days, but its demand in the future... It is estimated that the amount of hell red soil after fully grown will be almost as much as an earth, not to mention that other nutrients will have to be added in the later stage, if it is not The boss really can't afford it.

Xia Lanzhou manipulated the exchange list directly with mental power, and read the exchange items above, which was much more convenient and quicker than looking at it with eyes.

He is very free here, but he doesn't know that other "informed" people are already too busy to be thrown off their feet.

In that special chat group, the reincarnators were swiping their screens lively.

[He Yuanhang]: What do you think about the latest update of "Lord God"?

[Zeng Rongrong]: I think the main god may have changed his way of playing.

[He Yuanhang]: Huh?

[Zeng Rongrong]: Before the update, the main god used the settings in the novel to make the space layout of the real-life main god, which made some of us think that Lan Di might not be the main god; after the update, the main god might be Too lazy to continue thinking about the plot, he simply continued to complete his novel according to the real development of the main god's space.

[Zeng Rongrong]: So I think it is certain that Landi is the main god.But whether Xia Lanzhou was personally experienced by the main god and made a guest appearance in the text, or whether he was really just an unlucky guy chosen by the main god, I am not sure.

[Chu Mingjun]: Why do I feel... This content seems to be throwing the blame on Xia Lanzhou?Is it the kind of new one that Lan Di cheated for more than a week, just to excuse Xia Lanzhou?

It has to be said that sometimes the intuition of single-celled and rough-minded creatures is very accurate.

However, smart people figured it out and found that this matter is not simple.

[He Yuanhang]: Zeng Rongrong, did you get in touch with that college classmate of yours?

Smart One apparently ignored the Rough Brain.

[Zeng Rongrong]: Not yet, I am now checking Xia Lanzhou's personal information from the official through my father's relationship.

Smart Two also chose to ignore rough brains.

[He Yuanhang]: I do have a document here, and I will pass it on to you later.

[Lin Zhongqi]: Let me say you two, you have been holding on to a college classmate with the same name and surname as Xia Lanzhou in the Tianbang. Is it really interesting?Even if your classmate is really number one on the list, can you still ask him in person if he is the main god?If you dare, I will live broadcast and eat eight meals a day!

Lin Zhongqi is a reincarnator who plays better with Xing Jiaping. Although he is also a rich second generation and usually plays around, he is definitely a very interesting person.Xing Jiaping let him know that the first place in the ranking is his captain's business, and Lin Zhongqi is very interested in Xia Lanzhou.

As a lone ranger who often cooperates with other lone reincarnations or teams of reincarnations, letting him join a team and being restrained is more uncomfortable than killing him. If he can't stand it, he will always feel that he is being controlled.

So although Lin Zhongqi joined He Yuanhang's group, he never joined Miracle.

But if the team is led by the kind of cool, handsome, domineering boss that Xing Jiaping said... In fact, it would be nice to join such a team and walk sideways in the main god space together?

However, Lin Zhongqi still planned to think about it again. He wanted to see if the "super boss" that Xing Jiaping said was really that big.

Is it the legendary one who died in person... the main god.

[Zeng Rongrong]: Lin Zhongqi, is there something wrong with you?It's your freedom to love food, don't always find excuses on others to make you eat food!

[Lin Zhongqi]: Hey, I'm going to kill you, a bad woman. A good man doesn't fight with a woman. I never fight with a bad woman. How about we make an appointment to sit down calmly and slash each other a few times?

[Fu Shen]: That's enough, stop arguing, we have business to do now!

[Fu Shen]: Let me tell you, I have been squatting under the "Lord God" and waiting...

However, none of the two quarreling people noticed him.

[Zeng Rongrong]: Isn't this simple?I'll go directly to the orphanage where Xia Lanzhou grew up. If it doesn't work, I'll go to his little boyfriend's school. I don't believe he doesn't go to either of these two places!

Just now, He Yuanhang had passed on the information of her college classmate Xia Lanzhou to him, and also gave some information about Xia Lanzhou's little boyfriend Xiao Yun.Although Xiao Yun's information is not complete, it only records which high school he studied in, but it is enough, anyway, they are not specialized in researching Xia Lanzhou's high school boyfriend.

[Lin Zhongqi]: Directly disturb other people's normal life?When did you, Ba Po Zeng, learn such a dirty trick?

[Fu Shen]: Do you know what I found?Jinjiang has a large influx of foreign IP!

As soon as these words came out, the entire chat group fell silent, and no one checked the frequency for a long time.

strategy department.

A short-haired beauty in military uniform hurried to the office, knocked on the door twice before pushing the door open.

"Zhao Ke, something new has happened!" She reported to the young woman on the office chair with a solemn expression, "Less than 10 minutes after the update of "Lord God", a large number of foreign IPs logged into Jinjiang.com, causing the webpage to crash. Now We have urgently taken over Jinjiang Net and replaced the military server."

Zhao Siyun stared.

This means... there are reincarnations abroad!

--finally.

It was as if after hearing one shoe hit the ground, the heart that had been hanging all the time, when hearing the sound of the other shoe landing, let it go as if it had been expected with a sigh of relief.

The author has something to say: Zhou Zhou: Xiaoyun, you...

Lord God: Zhou Zhou, listen to me and explain that I didn't do it on purpose!

Zhou Zhou... even skipped class.

Lord God: ...God, what the hell is skipping class.jpg

Uncle Tian: Why is the color screen of the green webpage harmonized? ?