The whole world thinks I'm the Lord God

"Brother Xia!" Xiao Yun's voice was stuck before he clicked on the page of "Lord God".

Xia Lanzhou turned her head to look at Xiao Yun who was standing at the door of the bedroom, and patted the place beside her: "Xiao Yun, come here."

Xiao Yun's cheeks were dyed pink, he climbed onto the bed with a shy face, but his steps were not slow, and lay obediently beside Xia Lanzhou.

Xia Lanzhou rubbed his head: "Does Xiaoyun want to discuss the plot with me?"

No, I'm just preventing you from seeing what's going on with your copy.Xiao Yun thought.

In Xiao Yun's heart, this was the surprise he gave Zhou Zhou, how could it be discovered in advance?Just stick to Zhou Zhou's next mission at his house!

At that time, I believe his family Zhouzhou will be very happy to fall into his arms, right?

As if seeing a bright future, the smile on Xiao Yun's face grew even wider.

But now we can use the discussion of the plot as an excuse.

He looked at Xia Lanzhou with bright eyes: "Brother Xia, the new character..."

Xia Lanzhou's heart suddenly burst into excitement - his little boyfriend is really getting cuter and cuter!

I really want to...

Ahem, integrity, you must be upright!

Just a second after being upright, he heard his little boyfriend finish asking the whole question: "...Is the protagonist the person he likes?"

Xia Lanzhou: "..." What? ?

His expression was blank for a second.

The new character... is the protagonist's favorite? !

His thoughts were directly brought into the ditch by a question from Xiao Yun——

As soon as a new character appears on the stage, he is so lucky that if he calculates it casually, he will be promoted to the top of the leaderboard with just one mission. The new character increased his strength so recklessly, the protagonist didn't say anything, and secretly offered him a golden finger...

Is all this because... the protagonist really has a crush on the new character without knowing it?

Xia Lanzhou suddenly thought of the main god in reality, and also of himself, and then his thoughts sank deeper and deeper into the ditch uncontrollably——

Could it be... the main god in reality also...

——No, no, stop!

Xia Lanzhou was frightened by the frightening, bah, terrible conjecture that "the Lord God has a crush on him", so he had to bite the bullet and continue discussing the plot of the next novel with Xiao Yun, so that he forgot about reading the comment area of ​​"The Lord God" to the back of the head.

And his future little boyfriend, Xiao Yun, showed a triumphant smile where he didn't see it.

——Little by little, day by day, slowly suggesting that one day, his Zhou Zhou will like each of his identities very much, right?

The main god, who has already started to fall in love, is also very turbulent today!

In fact, the two of them had no desire to discuss, so they said a few words casually, and then they said good night to each other and went to bed.

Xia Lanzhou thought that he slept for an hour during the day and didn't need to sleep at night, but to his surprise, he fell asleep almost as soon as he closed his eyes.

And Xiao Yun...his body is really sleeping, but his spirit, or primordial spirit or even will, is tossing his main god space.

This thing was created before, but it was inspired by Xia Lanzhou. Xiao Yun thought it was interesting, so he was very excited to make a test product.Later, while discussing the plot with Xia Lanzhou, he did a lot of experiments on the main god space, tried various functions, and almost didn't ruin the reincarnation.

——From this point of view...the space of the Lord God can also be regarded as the crystallization of him and his family Zhouzhou?

Until Xia Lanzhou decided to give "Lord God" to the eunuch, Xiao Yun suddenly had a feeling of being abandoned by "the mother of the child does not want their father and son". Later, he had a flash of inspiration and simply bound his Zhou Zhou's soul directly to become a reincarnation .Anyway, with his protection, Zhou Zhou will be fine!

Now Xia Lanzhou is planning to resume the update again, and is thinking of adding a new character in the novel to achieve the goal of breaking away from the main god. This makes Xiao Yun very unhappy, so he plans to [cross out] to cheat his family. [Strike out] Tighten his boat.

at the same time.

In a special chat software group.

The leader of the group is He Yuanhang, a rich second-generation reincarnation who has been throwing thunder for "Lord God".

[He Yuanhang]: How is it?Have you met anyone?

[Zeng Rongrong]: No, he did not participate in the class reunion.But I heard from his former roommate that he had a boyfriend, and he was married and had dinner with him before the class reunion, in Tancheng.

[Chu Mingjun]: ...boyfriend? !The Lord God is still gay?What the hell am I so fashionable? ?

[He Yuanhang]: Shut up!

Lord God is something you can say casually?Not to mention that it has not yet been determined whether this "Xia Lanzhou" is the main god, or it happened to be on the Tianbang, what if it is framed?

In the investigation of "Lord God" not long after it was serialized, Wu Xunzhen, the No. [-] Sword Immortal in the Heaven Rankings at that time, was listed as a key object of suspicion. After careful investigation, he was really not the main god, but just lucky and good-natured , High quality, just doing well in the space reincarnation mission world of the Lord God.

Besides, even if "Xia Lanzhou" is the main god himself descended from the sky, and he likes men, so what if he has a boyfriend?Is it you, a little reincarnation, who can put your beak on?It is estimated that if the official hears that the main god likes men, they may secretly pass the proposal to legalize same-sex marriage quickly, and what's more, they will prepare a bunch of beautiful men for the main god out of morals!

I hope the Lord God is not too bored to eavesdrop on and watch the reincarnation's speech, otherwise... the next mission will probably be put on shoes.

He Yuanhang sighed heavily.

It is really difficult to have such a heartless little boy!

——At this moment, He Yuanhang in the chat group and Tan Qing in the team channel of the Blue Cloud Squad coincided strangely!

While He Yuanhang was having a headache, someone else in the chat group popped up——

【Xue Tong】: Lao He, what are you looking for?

Xue Tong, nicknamed Xue Tong, exchanged for the blood of mutant vampires, and now he has steadily risen to the rank of earl. His strength is divided into the third level of extraordinary, and his signature is blood-red eyes.

Before Xia Lanzhou's airborne landing, Xue Tong was ninth on the list, but now he is squeezed to tenth. Xu Fan from the Tianbang, is he very lucky?

[He Yuanhang]: The one who was airborne was No. [-] on the list, and had the same name as a classmate from Zeng Rongrong University.

The reason why He Yuanhang established such a chat group is to provide a platform for the reincarnated people who are relatively easy to talk to.When the watch terminal first came out, its functions were not perfect. Although after several upgrades, the functions of the watch terminal gradually increased, but people like He Yuanhang are still used to this group.Moreover, there are many reincarnators from different teams in the group, so it is more convenient to communicate here, interact and spread news.

He Yuanhang was the first group of reincarnations to enter the main god's space. He had cooperated with many reincarnations. Later, together with a few like-minded reincarnations, he established the top three large-scale team "Miracle" in the main god's space. As the deputy The head of the group can now be regarded as a big boss in the space of the main god.

Xue Tong is the trademark of the Miracle team. He is used to being loose. He doesn't like to be controlled by others, and he doesn't bother to control others. As a free and flexible shortstop, he is not bound by the team.

Most of the top ten masters in the heaven list are lone rangers.

They have the strength to complete the task alone, and they also have the capital to surpass the vast majority of reincarnations.

For example, Wu Xunzhen, who used to be No. [-] in the Heaven Rankings, never acted with others, and always acted alone.Someone once asked him to help with a task, but he just left a sentence "I never carry garbage" and drifted away, completely ignoring him and insulting him as a reincarnation behind his back.

In Tan Qing's original plan, he also planned to elevate Xia Lanzhou to a position independent and detached from all reincarnations. Xia Lanzhou is the core and spiritual leader of the entire team, and he is responsible for all trivial matters in the team. The leader of this team is held on the altar.

But now... the master god can play however he wants, as long as he obeys the arrangement [manual goodbye]

【Xue Tong】: What a coincidence?Are you sure?Have you checked the address?

[Zeng Rongrong]: I only know that he is in Tancheng, but I don't know the exact address.By the way, have you checked the initial login IP of Landi?

[Fu Shen]: I checked, but it was later than the official website, and the address was blocked by the official website at that time.I didn't want to alarm the authorities in this regard, so I stopped for the time being, but when I checked later, I couldn't find anything.

Before Fu Shen became a reincarnation, he was a hacker. Although he could not be said to be the top in the world, he was considered a very skilled hacker in China.Later, he became a reincarnation, and after being strengthened by the main god, both intelligence and physical strength have been doubled. Even if it is not directly related to network technology, it will be significantly improved by learning alone.

Therefore, after Fu Shen raised his hacking skills to the top in the world, he went to check the IP of the author of "Lord God" Lan Di.After breaking through the official blockade, he suddenly discovered that Lan Di's IP did not exist at all!

But the novel "Lord God" is on Jinjiang's website, and the author Lan Di has also signed the contract, so how could there be no IP?If it wasn't for the unconventional method used when uploading the novel, it would have been blocked by means that ordinary people couldn't understand!And this level of blockade is completely the work of the main god!

It can be seen from this that in the argument of "Landi is the main god", Fu Shen is the kind who believes deeply and drags others into the pit.

[Fu Shen]: By the way, when the number appeared on the copy of "Lord God" today, I checked it again. By the way, I checked the Jinjiang server. Guess what I found?

[Zeng Rongrong]: So that's why Jinjiang smoked again today? !

[Fu Shen]: Oh, that's not the point!Let me tell you, the number 3 appeared out of thin air, independent of the entire network, and there is no trace of this number in the Jinjiang server at all!

[He Yuanhang]: So this is definitely the work of the Lord God?

[Fu Shen]: That's right.But have you ever wondered why the main god suddenly marked with a number 3?It has been seven days since the Tianbang was changed, right?Three days later is the time for Xia Lanzhou's next reincarnation mission. I think the main god will definitely make a big move in three days' time!

[Zeng Rongrong]: When you say that, it means that you think Xia Lanzhou is the main god?

[Fu Shen]: Even if he is not the main god, he is inseparable from the main god.Lao He, do you remember to send Xia Lanzhou a lone ranger now, or did he join a team?

[He Yuanhang]: Okay, I'll check it out.What about Rong Rong?

[Zeng Rongrong]: I have also been transferred to the Tancheng branch. If Xia Lanzhou is still in Tancheng, I will definitely see him.

[He Yuanhang]: Yes.Mingjun, why don't you speak?

[Chu Mingjun]: You told me to shut up just now... Can I talk now QAQ

He Yuanhang: "..."

There was a sudden liver pain.

—that idiot!

He took a deep breath and told himself to be patient!

[He Yuanhang]: You can talk now, but you can't talk nonsense, especially the Lord God and His boyfriend!

Huaguo official, the capital headquarters of the Countermeasures and Strategy Department.

Zhao Siyun, recovering from her injuries, was sitting in the conference room, listening to a group of her colleagues arguing.

The subject of debate, of course, is the main god, the main god's space, and Lan Di.

"I think the number '3' is counting down." One of them expressed his opinion, "Maybe there will be a sudden change in three days, or it may just be the beginning of a change."

The person next to him was also thinking deeply: "Then what exactly does Xia Lanzhou want to do? Because of our reckless contact, he entered the space of the Lord God...to play? Is it because our people followed him secretly, so we set up a countdown on the copywriting ?”

"I don't agree with your point of view." Another person retorted, "Xia Lanzhou is the main god! He doesn't need to worry about us at all! In his eyes, human beings are just ants, how can they change because of the behavior and thoughts of ants? Isn't this too much about the ants?"

"But the last time Section Chief Zhao met Xia Lanzhou in the hot spring villa, the list changed. Can you say that it has nothing to do with it? Don't forget that Rong Pengfei followed Xia Lanzhou before and was thrown into a solo mission after being discovered by him. I was forced to beep by a female ghost, and I still haven't recovered from it!"

"Hehe, this is just your guess! If the Lord God really cared so much about what humans do, He would have wiped out you humans who have touched His bottom line again and again!"

"That's your guess! Why didn't the Lord God kill us? It's probably not that He didn't want to kill us, but that he was powerless to kill humans who are not reincarnations! You all imagined the Lord God to be too powerful, and Him to be too ruthless." Impossible! But if the Lord God is really omnipotent, can he still tolerate our presumptuousness? So I think that the Lord God is just a fake, as long as we find the right method, we will be able to..."

"Okay!" Zhao Siyun, Section Chief Zhao rubbed his temples tightly, "Now there is no information, so you guys start arguing on your own? Why didn't you see you and the main god match up with your brains? The main god Showing off? Hehe, you really have been in the office for a long time."

Zhao Siyun shook his head in disappointment, simply stopped listening to the non-reincarnated people's talk on paper, got up and left the conference room.

Lord God... so powerful.

In the past few days, when she almost closed her eyes, it was Xia Lanzhou's indifferent eyes and... the tearing pain that she almost couldn't wake up at that time.

Zhao Siyun didn't think about it anymore, and turned to report to her superiors - it would be even better if some of the related accounts in her department could be cleared out.

One night passed, and another day.

The person who woke up first this time was Xiao Yun.

He carefully tapped the watch terminal on Xia Lanzhou's wrist, and secretly kissed Xia Lanzhou's face while he was done.

Seeing that his family Zhou Zhou hadn't woken up yet, Xiao Yun's gaze carefully swept over that peaceful sleeping face, and finally settled on those thin lips.

Some people say that people with thin lips are fickle.

They are usually playful and very eloquent, often coaxing ignorant boys and girls to burn themselves like moths to a flame, but they raised a contemptuous smile and walked away.

Xiao Yun doesn't care about these things, his Zhou Zhou is different - even if his Zhou Zhou is really ruthless, he still has a way to hold the other party firmly in his hands, in this way, he can do whatever he wants.

In his opinion, Xia Lanzhou's thinness only makes people feel good-looking, bright red, like a blooming rose.

He leaned down and gently pressed his lips on his rose.

——Is this the first kiss between them?

Such a soft, careful, just touch-and-leave kiss.

Xia Lanzhou opened his eyes.

"Brother Xia, are you awake?" Xiao Yun was sitting on the edge of the bed getting dressed, when he felt the slight vibration of the bed, he knew that Xia Lanzhou had woken up.

Xia Lanzhou smiled. The more he looked at Xiao Yun, the more he felt cute. He thought... Well, he made his expression serious, and then said: "I got up late today, but luckily I got in time, otherwise you will be late."

"No way, Brother Xia, have you forgotten that today is Sunday, and the school is on holiday?" Xiao Yun tilted his head and poked Xia Lanzhou's heart with an innocent blinking look, "Let me make breakfast today!"

Apparently, Xiao Yun, or rather the main god, is very proficient in how to use his face to achieve his goals.

Xia Lanzhou took the phone and looked at the date, and it turned out to be Sunday.

On the days when you don't have to go to work, you don't need to distinguish between weekdays, weekends, and holidays—of course, you still have to remember the fact that there are too many people not to go to tourist attractions on holidays.

Xia Lanzhou rubbed her forehead: "Since today is Sunday, don't make breakfast, let's sleep late and go out to eat at noon."

Xiao Yun pursed his lips.Go out to eat?Which "old classmate" do you want to meet this time?By the way, I was told that there is another Banhua who has a crush on you?

Xiao Yun, who felt sour all over his body, still had to maintain a cute and well-behaved persona, and couldn't reveal his true temperament. He could only bear with it and deal with those who dared to covet him. Thoughts, he rejected Xia Lanzhou's proposal with a very normal reason.

He replied like this: "I have bought so many fresh fruits and vegetables in the refrigerator, it will be bad if they are stored for too long. Let's eat them at home!"

Xia Lanzhou thought about it too. There is so much food at home, so I have to deal with it quickly, and there must be a lot of people going out to eat on the weekend, so it's better to live a two-person world at home.

——Although it is not yet possible to establish a boyfriend-boyfriend relationship, and he cannot clearly express this meaning, it is still possible to think about it in his heart.

And...at least four months...

The college entrance examination will take four months. During these four months, he cannot affect Xiao Yun's study status, and the two days of the college entrance examination must not affect Xiao Yun's performance on the spot.

So... four months!

It's really long—especially for those who are together every day but cannot express their love due to the student status of one of them, it is even longer.

When he was thinking about how long it would take before he could get out of the single, Xiao Yun had already neatly climbed onto the bed.

As soon as Xia Lanzhou turned her head, she met the face that was becoming more and more coquettish.

——Obviously, the main god is very aware of the advantages of his current face, and also knows what kind of expression and posture can make Xia Lanzhou feel soft, even though... his Zhou Zhou only regards him as a younger brother [gritting teeth].

Taking a deep breath, Xiao Yun obediently and obediently moved to Xia Lanzhou's side. The two of them were close to each other without a single gap.

— Let Zhou Zhou get used to his touch first!

Today's Lord God is also constantly working hard for the future sex life!

Xia Lanzhou: "..." Luckily it's not summer, otherwise it would be crazy hot.

But in the future, the little boyfriend is so active, he doesn't want to pour cold water on it, so let's just do it.

Xiao Yun rubbed against Xia Lanzhou again.

Xia Lanzhou: "..."

He turned sideways, facing Xiao Yun, then stretched out his arms and hugged Xiao Yun tightly: "Don't make trouble, go to sleep."

Xiao Yun hugged Xia Lanzhou back in satisfaction, closed his eyes and continued to make trouble.

Because Xiao Yun didn't go to class, he followed Xia Lanzhou at home all day, no matter what Xia Lanzhou was doing, those eyes were always on him.If it wasn't for the cuteness of Xiao Yun who grew more and more delicate and beautiful, and his eyes were sparkling with admiration, Xia Lanzhou would probably have a heart attack from fright.

——Sure enough, appearance determines the outcome, this is a world that depends on appearance.

The nature of the world is always so hopeless!

After being watched all day, Xia Lanzhou never had the chance to look at the "Lord God" page - in fact, he didn't particularly want to read the "Lord God" comment section.

From Xia Lanzhou's point of view, he has been an eunuch for more than a week and nearly two weeks, and the comment area is nothing more than yelling "The author has entered the palace to be the general manager" or urging more crying and crying comments at the bottom of the pit, or "Ah, ah, I want to The author was arrested and locked up in a small black room before he could eat after coding the words," crazy comments.

Xia Lanzhou thinks that she doesn't have bad tastes enough to appreciate the comments that represent the wailing souls at the bottom of the pit, so... don't read it if you don't read it. When you come back from the reincarnation task next time, you have to stay at least in the space of the main god After an hour or two, I'll see how the new chapter manually posted by Xiao Yun responds.

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The author has something to say: Lord God: Hehehe, I knew Zhou Zhou liked me!I specially made a pairing with Zhouzhou characters for the main god in the novel!

Zhou Zhou: I'm not me, don't think about it without you!