The whole world thinks I'm the Lord God

They come, the security.

Xia Lanzhou thought.

Now that the earth consciousness has tossed his "parents" out again, he will follow its meaning for the time being and see what the earth consciousness wants to do.

He showed a pure smile, pretending that he was a melon-eating crowd who knew nothing, and only watched the show.

However, facing the cheating earth consciousness operation, Xia Lanzhou uncontrollably thought of the main god who was also a cheater.

I don't know when the Lord God will come.

Xia Lanzhou sighed.

Maybe it's because he has gotten used to the boyfriend of the main god, and now he has temporarily returned to his life on earth for more than 20 years, and he is still a little awkward.

As the saying goes, you can't talk about people behind their backs.

When Xia Lanzhou recited the Lord God several times in his heart, Mr. Bai, who had just received Xia Lanzhou's news from the female ghost Zhang Xiaoyue, sneezed.

Suddenly a big light bulb appeared on his head - Zhou Zhou must have missed me!

Young Master Bai's eyes glowed with joy.

As a qualified love brain, Mr. Bai takes love as his lifelong goal even more than the Lord God and Nightmare. He is not thinking about love all the time, and he seems to be in love every minute and every second.

Although... currently he is alone, and Xia Lanzhou, who is the other party in love, has not yet appeared.

Mr. Bai set off to S City quickly while relying on brain supplements to distribute candy to himself.

——He decided to wear this outfit to meet his family Zhou Zhou, the reminder couldn't be more obvious, when his family Zhou Zhou saw him, he would definitely run and throw him into his arms!

Members of the X city branch of the special operations group who were just startled by Mr. Bai: "..." Don't dare to stop, dare not stop, dare not stop at all!

They just watched helplessly as Mr. Bai stepped out of the gate of the special team, and disappeared in the blink of an eye...

After a while, someone came to his senses: "Hurry up and report to the headquarters! Mr. Bai is about to run away! Shall we go after him?"

"Chasing your head!" The other person glared at him, "It's as if you can catch up! After reporting this matter to the headquarters, it's no business for us mortals, and they will solve it among the gods!"

The person in front sighed and shook his head: "When gods fight, mortals suffer, and when the city gate catches fire, the fish in the pond..."

Others: "...Day!"

The frustrated colleagues at the end of the day also received news from the headquarters of the Special Affairs Department. Although they have not been punished for the time being, they know that the good days of the X City Branch are coming to an end...

S City.

Xia Lanzhou adapted well, as soon as he returned to S City, he took over the previous work of his body, as if he was a native earthling who had never been out of the plane!

Not to mention, since the soul returned to the blue star, especially when the main god came, Xia Lanzhou's life basically bid farewell to the ordinary life.Although in the first half a year or so, he seemed to be quite leisurely, but he has long been regarded as the most unusual main god by all the "informed personnel" of Blue Star-in a sense, this is also the case.

In this way, three days have passed between the company and the family at two o'clock and one line, Xia Lanzhou suddenly felt a wave of heart palpitations, as if something unexpected happened to him.

No, on this day, on his way home after work, a young man dressed in an ancient Chinese costume appeared and stopped him with a gentle and friendly smile: "Hello, how can I get to Concept Garden Community?"

Xia Lanzhou's eyebrows twitched, and he took a few glances at the white robe inlaid with gold silk of the youth in ancient costumes, and pointed in a direction with the tone that completely treats strangers: "See the four big words 'Concept Garden' outside the community over there." ?"

The young man in white clothes... Cough, Mr. Bai's face has been honed over time. He didn't seem to understand the meaning of the other party's words at all, and looked at Xia Lanzhou gratefully with a suddenly realized expression: "So it's there! Thank you so much Now, if I hadn’t met you, Xiongtai, I wouldn’t know what to do! Being able to meet in the vast sea of ​​people is also a fate between us, dare to ask Xiongtai Gao’s name?”

Xia Lanzhou: "..." Is this... just adding lines to the script?

He rubbed the space between his brows, and continued following the other party's script: "Xia Lanzhou."

"We are really destined!" Mr. Bai smiled, his eyebrows curved, his handsome face was gentle, as if he was looking at his beloved, "My surname is also Xia, my name is Xia Baichuan, and I am called Mr. Bai. I belong to the Blue Cloud Dynasty. -"

He purposely elongated his voice, and even made a pause: "—Master Husband of the National Teacher."

Xia Lanzhou: "..." Is this script going too fast?

And... the master of the country?What kind of job is this?

He frowned slightly.

As for the Blue Cloud Dynasty... Isn't that the plane he entered the mission world for the second time?How did this guy go there?

——By the way, he was still the first national teacher of the Blue Cloud Dynasty, and he shared the national fortune equally with the then empress Xu Minglan. It was also in that world that he earned the first pot of gold for the Blue Cloud team.

Xia Lanzhou: "..." So this "National Teacher and Husband"...

His eyes wandered to Xia Baichuan.

Xia Baichuan tilted his head: "Of course he is the husband of the first national teacher!"

Xia Lanzhou: "..." Do you still think the way you tilt your head is cute? ?

"Oh, by the way, the name of my beloved..." Xia Baichuan looked at him tenderly, lingeringly, "It seems to be the same as you."

The corner of Xia Lanzhou's mouth twitched, and he sighed helplessly: "Luo Shang, is it fun?"

I have to admit that when it was confirmed that Xia Baichuan was the main god, he was quite happy in his heart.

Unexpectedly, Xia Baichuan showed a heartbroken expression: "Which little fairy is Luo Shang?!"

Xia Lanzhou: "..." What a showman!

Xia Baichuan was aggrieved: "How could you find someone else behind my back..."

Xia Lanzhou cut off his words expressionlessly: "I'm looking for another dog behind your back."

Xia Baichuan: "...???" This script is wrong!That's not the same as saying yes!

——Shouldn't Zhouzhou, his family, confess his love to him under his perfect acting skills, and then the husband and wife return home!How did you jump to the cute pet channel where pets are rolling around in front of their owners? !

The choked Xia Baichuan looked really wronged, Xia Lanzhou twitched the corners of his mouth again, he found that the frequency of his mouth twitching has been getting faster and faster recently, if things go on like this, maybe he will really be assimilated into [ Cross out] mentally handicapped [cross out] an existence whose IQ does not belong to the range of ordinary people.

"It's almost enough, don't show off your IQ." Xia Lanzhou had a premonition that during the time she was on Earth in the future, the number of times she sighed helplessly and had headaches would definitely exceed the sum of the past years, and it would have to be multiplied several times or tens of times!But what else can I do?The boyfriend I choose can only be endured by myself!

He finally took Xia Baichuan's hand, and his voice softened: "Let's go home first."

Xia Baichuan:! ! !

I am so happy!Mood turned cloudy!

The home of him and Zhou Zhou...

——Sure enough, choosing a name corresponding to "Xia Lanzhou" is a very correct decision!

Xia Baichuan thought silently.

However, Xia Lanzhou has already made up her mind, go home, prepare the things she needs, and set off to do the task immediately!

His current body is just an ordinary person, he can't just walk away, and the most basic material needs must be guaranteed.

In fact, Xia Lanzhou didn't plan to explore the earth in such a hurry. After all, he became an ordinary human being again under this coincidence, and he was planning to change his state of mind to strengthen himself. Brains solve problems.

For example, the melon-eaters who pretended not to know the truth but were involved in difficult supernatural incidents found some valuable clues while waiting for the rescue of the official special task force, and then the government and the people cooperated to solve the problem or something.In this way, everyone is familiar with each other, and Xia Lanzhou can directly participate in the follow-up incidents. With a little guidance, the entire Huaxia Special Operations Team will become a cheating tool for him to complete the mission and clear the map!

But now, Mr. Bai Xia Baichuan appeared.

Since Xia Baichuan can wander around the earth directly without being imprisoned in the body of an ordinary person, it is more convenient, quick and effective for him to use Xia Baichuan to do tasks.

Of course, this is not the point, the most important thing is...

The "Bai Gongzi" really made him a little overwhelmed. If he could scan all the special spaces on the earth earlier, complete the tasks set by the earth's consciousness, and return to the blue star, it would be better for " Young Master Bai" changed back to his preferred Luo Chang appearance.

Although it is said that "if you like someone, you must like everything about him", but after all, it is a helpless choice with no other choice. After falling into a pit, you discover the multifaceted nature of the person you like, but you can't climb out, but the Lord God is different. !He can change his appearance at will, and he can completely customize his personality!

——Since there are such convenient conditions, why not choose one of your favorite appearance and personality settings?

Xia Lanzhou frankly admits that she is a superficial person.

He didn't know at all what Xia Baichuan was thinking about in Xia Lanzhou's heart, but he was still thinking about his family Zhou Zhou who was going to take him to meet his parents, right?This is a treatment that other avatars do not have!

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Unexpectedly, Xia Lanzhou didn't give him a chance at all. He hurried back and took a suitcase and threw it to Xia Baichuan for him to keep. Then he left with only his bank card.

just left.

Xia Baichuan: "..." Wait, I haven't spoken to my mother-in-law yet?Although it seems to be a... dummy?But after all, he is also a dummy who raises a big boat!Even if you don't say a word, it's okay for me to visit the place where Zhou Zhou used to live!

This is the setting in many literary works of human beings-a certain character is raised by a humanoid object such as a robot or a puppet for some reason, and when the character grows up, he will also treat the robot or puppet that raised him as a human being. loved ones.

During Xia Baichuan's stay on Earth, he has studied many things about human beings and made sufficient preparations!He is very confident that he can integrate into the daily life of his family Zhouzhou very quickly!

"Stop making trouble, let's get down to business first." Like a child, Xia Lanzhou raised her arms and rubbed Xia Baichuan's head, "Change into normal clothes!"

Xia Baichuan: "..." This... This is obviously a couple's shirt!Not some abnormal clothes!

He seemed to hear the sound of his heart breaking.

... It's really glass-hearted, and it will be broken if it is broken.

The author has something to say: Zhou Zhou: The consciousness of the earth is really pitted, no wonder he is so familiar with the consciousness of the blue star.

Baibai: That's right, it's very tricky!

Zhou Zhou: ...it's like you don't cheat →_→