The whole world thinks I'm the Lord God

Li Yuanxiao, who wanted to go back to Earth for refuge, was excited for a while, and then he calmed down.

He also knew that Xia Lanzhou had been set up as a target by the main god for so long, and he didn't return to the earth to hide. There must be no other way, so he stopped thinking about those unrealistic things, and started complaining instead. , The speed of the speech was as if venting the frustration and fear of the past few days.

"It seems that it is not easy for anyone. Time-travel novels are all lies. We are not as happy as the protagonist!"

Li Yuanxiao sighed, "Could it be that we are the cannon fodder? The kind of anti-traversal and anti-protagonist novels that are very popular now, timetravelers like us are basically killed by the original villains and cannon fodder. Turning over is very difficult!"

Xia Lanzhou didn't speak.

Li Yuanxiao didn't expect to get his answer, so he continued to rant on his own: "I think when I read the novel, from the perspective of villain cannon fodder, I thought that the traversers were just robbing them of their opportunities. The author abused them." When I was a time traveler, I gave a reward, and now I really want to go back and strangle myself at that time! By the way, write a bad review of [-] words and throw it at those authors!"

Xia Lanzhou glanced at him, thinking that it would be easier to travel through writing bad reviews, and reading novels for so many years was for nothing.

"No!" Li Yuanxiao suddenly remembered, "Whether it's a bad review or a good one, as long as you leave footprints, you will be able to pass through! You can't scold, you can't praise, you can't keep silent... There are still people in this world. Is it our living place?!"

"Brother Xia, I've decided!" He looked at Xia Lanzhou seriously, "We must rise up and not let the Lord God oppress us!"

"This lord god is too much, he treats us as friends of the plane like this, taking jujube pills!"

Xia Lanzhou: "..." There is no one to cooperate with you, and you can sing opera and sing the whole audience by yourself, which is also a very special skill.

"Brother Xia, seeing how calm you are, do you know who the Lord God is?" Li Yuanxiao felt as if he had turned into a detective, "According to common sense, when unknown existences treat you as a shield, you will first endure. After confirming the identity of the other party, he rose up and resisted, but the reaction should not be so hasty, so-there is only one truth!"

Xia Lanzhou was noncommittal: "Continue."

Encouraged by his imaginings, Li Yuanxiao chuckled: "Brother Xia, you have definitely met the main god! Then the question arises, what is the charisma of the main god that makes you accept the arrangement of being a target? It is not a glowing egg ...Is that..." He paused, as if thinking of something, "Brother Xia, your boyfriend, that fiancé who was gossiping on the Internet...is he the main god?"

Xia Lanzhou raised her eyebrows slightly: "Why do you guess like that?"

"Isn't that simple?" Li Yuanxiao said, "Usually, when the protagonist finds that he is being used, he must die endlessly, try his best, and kill everyone at every turn. If you become a family, then there will be a happy ending! The routines in the novel are all written like this!"

Xia Lanzhou: "..." What an old novel plot you are talking about!

Now that Li Yuanxiao thought about it, he didn't hide it, and simply admitted: "We are dating."

In a sense, Li Yuanxiao from the earth should probably be... rounded up to be his natal family, bah, the main god's in-law's family?

Xia Lanzhou thought so.

but……

"Where did you read the novel?"

Li Yuanxiao blinked, vaguely embarrassed: "It's that...the green website, my cousin likes to read novels there, so I followed suit...just one glance! The rest are my cousin Science gave it to me!"

The green... website?Could it be the one he thought of?

Jinjiang on Blue Star is not the same as Jinjiang on Earth. The Jinjiang Novel Network on Blue Star has developed on a larger scale, with male and female fans developing in an all-round way. Xia Lanzhou writes novels that are male.

On the other hand, the Jinjiang Literature City on Earth is the only female channel, among which Danmei Chunai occupies half of the country.

Judging from Li Yuanxiao's flustered and eager to get rid of the relationship, what he glanced at was definitely not romance, it could only be...

Xia Lanzhou seemed to have discovered something, and even the way she looked at Li Yuanxiao became strange.

Li Yuanxiao: "... Brother Xia, what kind of eyes do you have?"

"It's nothing." Xia Lanzhou said earnestly, "Actually, it's not shameful to read niche novels. You don't need to hide it."

Li Yuanxiao: "..." Labor and management really didn't watch it!

Seeing Li Yuanxiao's face turned black, Xia Lanzhou felt a little better, and changed the subject: "What are you going to do?"

As expected, Li Yuanxiao was easily taken away from his thoughts. When he heard what Xia Lanzhou said, he immediately patted his chest and assured him: "Don't worry, Brother Xia, I will take care of everything!"

Xia Lanzhou: "...What will I entrust to you?" I don't quite understand which channel this guy's thinking jumped to.

Li Yuanxiao met his eyes with a smile that "everyone understands", and then said: "I will let everyone know that you were framed by the Lord God, but the culprit, the Lord God, hides behind and laughs at their stupidity!"

He said that Xia Lanzhou was so popular with girls in the past, and he was not someone who couldn't marry a wife. How could he become gay after dressing up?This is not scientific!Now everything is clear, it turned out that it was all the ghost of the Lord God!He must save Xia Lanzhou from the dire straits, this is the meaning of his soul passing through!

As if seeing Xia Lanzhou in the background of blazing flames: "..."

"No need." He said calmly, "Actually, the Lord God..."

"Brother Xia, don't worry, I will hide myself well!" Li Yuanxiao said very understandingly, "You can't let the Lord God be on your head, or you will have a good life after getting married? If you really get married The Lord God is right, so you have to train him first, and you have to take care of your daughter-in-law no matter before or after marriage, brother Xia! If the Lord God is forcing you, then he will make him unable to leave you, you Open a harem or something... Marrying a wife is still up to you, you should be careful, brother Xia!" Obviously, he subconsciously put his brother Xia in the position of the Wannian general attack.

Xia Lanzhou, who didn't know where to start complaining, quickly gave up the plan to complain. He just had a blank face: "...then you work hard." I'm not worried about you at all, really.

Although his current goal is to reach the realm of domination as soon as possible, he also needs interesting things to relax him.Now that Li Yuanxiao volunteered to jump out, Xia Lanzhou wouldn't stop him, anyway, it wouldn't waste time.

And... There was a weird smile on Xia Lanzhou's face. He wanted to see if Li Yuanxiao could really let the Blue Star humans know who is the real main god. The situation, what expression will there be.

Boss Xia has such a bad taste, he doesn't even let his boyfriend off.

Hearing Mr. Xia's bold (?) words for him, Li Yuanxiao immediately felt infinite power pouring out of his body continuously, and a strong sense of responsibility emerged spontaneously!

"I will work hard, I will live up to your expectations, Brother Xia, and I will also live up to the journey!" I am full of energy!

Xia Lanzhou casually threw him a watch: "Just put it on your wrist."

"This is the legendary watch terminal that symbolizes the noble status of the lord god of reincarnation?" Li Yuanxiao took the watch and looked at it over and over again, then clasped it on his wrist, "Advanced, what the hell? It's so advanced!"

...God, what space noble status!Do you think you are playing penguin ball?

Xia Lanzhou asked the artificial intelligence butler to serve tea and snacks, and opened the main god forum to check what new gossip has been recently.

The big brother also wants to relax, and the big brother also reads the main god forum, does he secretly read fanwen without reading the main god?There is nothing surprising about Mr. Xia watching the gossip for a while.

On the main god forum, the topics about him as "the main god" and "the main god's fiancé" still show no signs of fading, and the sweet pet and humanistic groups are getting stronger and stronger.It can be seen from this that as long as there are enough benefits, the lower limit can be chewed and swallowed directly!

This group of reincarnators, regardless of whether they are cute or not, have plunged their heads into the fanfiction of sweet pets and become big players in the circle, just for the sake of the preferential treatment given by the main god who may read this article from countless articles!Look, what an unscrupulous group this is!

Xia Lanzhou skipped all the gossip posts related to him. He doesn't have the hobbies of the main god. He likes to read his own gossip and sweet articles.

Huh?

His eyes paused on a certain title.

"Shock!Lanyun's deputy army leader elopes with Daoqimen Sword Fairy on a date!There are pictures and truth...》

There is actually Tan Qing and Wu Xunzhen's gossip?

But... what the hell is the door stuck upside down?

Xia Lanzhou's interest was immediately raised, and she clicked on the post.

Eight's own hexagrams are not interesting, but the hexagrams of people around him...that's very red chicken.

There was a long list of texts on the post, most of which were screams from the poster. Xia Lanzhou skipped over and saw the picture called "The Truth".

Are they really Tan Qing and Wu Xunzhen?

He turned over ten pages in a row, thinking whether he didn't care too much about the lifelong affairs of his left and right hands, when he heard some movement from Li Yuanxiao.

Xia Lanzhou looked up.

I saw Li Yuanxiao looking at him with an extremely complicated look, hesitating to speak: "Brother Xia, you have suffered a lot these days!"

Xia Lanzhou: "...??"

"Alas..." Li Yuanxiao sighed heavily, "I never thought that this world would be so stupid, and people all over the world are so stupid! Look at those fan fictions on the Lord God Forum, I really didn't expect that even reincarnators They're all mentally handicapped!"

After crackling, he glanced at Xia Lanzhou carefully, and then muttered in a voice that he thought the other party couldn't hear: "The main god has so many tricks to play..."

Xia Lanzhou: "..." Wait, I have heard what you are saying clearly!

blue circles.

The Lord God felt a little flustered.

He always felt that something bad was going to happen...

He can be sure that it is impossible for him to have an unknown sensory existence on the blue star, so... Could it be related to Zhou Zhou?

The Lord God thought about it carefully and recalled it, but he still didn't remember that he would be discovered if he was hiding something from Zhou Zhou.

...Could it be the other avatars created by the main body, what the hell?

The lord god knows himself very well, and he definitely does things like stumbling himself.

The author has something to say: Zhou Zhou: Qingqing, it’s not like I forbid you to fall in love. If you’re in a relationship with Zhenzhen, you don’t need to hide, let’s talk about it openly!

Qingqing: ...I'm not in a relationship!

Zhenzhen: Silently click on the rumor post.jpg