Everyone, I have a bad memory and I was reminded by a good friend. I found that my annual task target has not been completed for almost a year, so this article cannot be updated frequently for the time being. I have to write another article first.

(Because there is work in [-]D, so I don’t have time to open two at the same time_(:зゝ∠)_)

The number of new texts is not required, and the genre is still a fast-paced movie, but it’s not Chinese, it’s all Korean idol dramas and star entertainment, friends who are interested, wait two days to open the article and send you a link.

Concentrate on writing this after completing the target, dear friends~

At present, I will finish writing Gaga’s entertainment first, I love you guys~

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"Okay, let's stop joking with everyone. I'm worried that the guests will get moldy waiting behind. Let's let our Jiaer off for now. Let's welcome today's two guests with applause. The goddess Helan Ana in the hearts of countless people is still popular. Di Lieba who coexists with acting skills!"

After Teacher He shouted passionately, the big screen behind him opened in response, and two beauties with very different temperaments slowly walked out of the light.

Seeing that Helan Ana Wang Jiaer was extremely attentive, he not only went up to hold Helan's hand and walked down, but also opened the guest chair next to him for Helan, asking her to sit down as a gentleman.

Di Lieba, who was still standing there, looked embarrassed and bewildered, where am I?who I am?Am I in the wrong place?

Fortunately, Teacher He who rescued Wang Nuanxin stepped forward in time and helped Di Lieba to sit in the guest seat, which relieved Di Lieba from embarrassment.

At the same time, Teacher He also received a grateful look from Di Lieba. Fortunately, Teacher He still remembered that she was a guest and came to participate in the show.

Friends with girlfriends are really unreliable. I knew that when Wang Jiaer came to record the running man and called her "meat", he should repay her well!

"Mr. He, you see Wang Jiaer has a goddess, and he can't see other people in his eyes!"

Hu Shasha was sitting next to Helan. Wang Jiaer stared at Helan Ana unabashedly. Hu Shasha was the first to find out. As a single dog, I hate others showing affection in front of her!

"Jiaer, you will be able to see the goddess every day from now on, please restrain yourself a bit now! He Lan hasn't greeted the audience friends yet!"

Seeing Wang Jiaer acting like a 24 filial and good man, the good Mr. He couldn't help complaining, as expected, seeing people showing affection is the most annoying thing!

"Hi everyone, I'm Helan Ana, I'm very happy to come and take care of the refrigerator!"

After Helan Ana finished speaking, Di Lieba went on to say:

"Hello everyone, I'm Di Lieba. I was very happy to come and take care of the refrigerator, but seeing Jiaer's attitude, hehe~ Sure enough, Mr. He is the most reliable!"

"I'm sorry bastard, I..."

"You called me Rouba again!"

"He's called Reba!"

"I'm sorry Reba, I didn't mean it, I just wanted Ana to sit down first, she was uncomfortable standing in the background for a long time in high heels."

Di Lieba was dissatisfied when Wang Jiaer said this, and pointed to the high heels on his feet and said: "I also wear high heels." And they were stilettos! !

"Waiting too long backstage, Wang Jiaer, do you think I've been talking too long in the opening remarks?!" Teacher He also interjected after Di Lieba.

Well, Wang Jiaer directly made the public angry. Teacher He and Di Lieba deliberately found faults for the purpose of enlivening the atmosphere, but the honest Wang Jiaer did not understand that he took it seriously at all, and found that he said the wrong thing to make Teacher He and Rouba angry I was even more anxious and didn't know how to explain it.

"Ms. He has been sitting here for so long and I haven't had time to congratulate the refrigerator to start recording the fourth season. I wish the show crew will watch Changhong." Just kidding, can I just sit here and watch you bully my man? !

"Then, with He Lanji's words, I won't talk nonsense in today's first episode, let's just open the refrigerator and look at the refrigerator!"

Why!Even Wang Jiaer was protected from being "bullied" casually. Teacher He, who felt a little melancholy in his heart, was no longer interested in joking. He picked up the white gloves from the table and put them on, ready to go straight to the topic to congratulate Lan's refrigerator.

"Wow... I can't believe it?! He Lan, is this really your refrigerator?" Teacher He opened the door of the refrigerator and took a sneak peek, then immediately closed the door, exaggeratingly opening his mouth wide. The eyeballs, the face full of disbelief.

"If your staff didn't move the wrong refrigerator, it's mine."

"Mr. He, what are you so surprised to see?"

"Before announcing the contents of the refrigerator, I would like to ask He Lan, given your status in the entertainment industry, you should be very busy at work, right? Do you have time to cook?"

"Everyone knows that I have been slowly shifting the focus of my work to China recently. I didn't work very much when I first returned to China. I usually don't like strangers coming in and out of my apartment, so cooking and cleaning are basically my job. Solve it yourself."

"I see. No wonder your refrigerator is so rich." He Jiong opened the door of the refrigerator behind him when he said this, and faced the camera and the chefs present with his face wide open.

"Wow, it's really rich!"

"It's also very tidy. It looks like there is a refrigerator for the hostess."

"Nonsense, the refrigerator of the goddess has a hostess!"

"Hey, what is this, mung bean cake? It smells good, can you try it?" Teacher He took out a plate of green pastries from the refrigerator, staring at the plate of delicious food with bright eyes.

"That's a pastry made with green tea boiled water, red bean flour, and millet." Wang Jiaer naturally answered before He Lan, and He Lan didn't get angry after glancing at him.

"Jarle, you know what ingredients are used to make the snacks in the Goddess' refrigerator. It seems that you don't eat less~"

"of course!"

"Ms. He, you can eat it. This kind of pastry is good for the skin care of artists who often need makeup." He Lan is still very generous about this food.

"Goddess, your skin is so good, you still need to take care of it?" After finishing speaking, Hu Shasha glanced enviously at Helan Bai's skin, which was able to see through the light and could not find the slightest blemish.

"That's what Ana made for me. Didn't I say before that if I don't drink green tea for a while, there will be some small pimples on my chin? Then Ana made these pastries for me when she saw it. Drinking the green tea I bought for a few hundred yuan will still work!"

Wang Jiaer saw that Mr. He disappeared the cakes and pies that Ana specially made for him, and his heart ached for a long time. Now he seized every opportunity to accuse Mr. He of his "violence".

Everyone looked at Wang Jiaer's embarrassed and painful expression, and at the same time they were so angry that their gums were bleeding, and at the same time they felt that the pastry in their mouths was delicious, ah, I really want to have another one!

╯^╰Humph!Having a daughter-in-law is amazing!

After eating the pastry, Teacher He took out a bottle of dark unknown liquid from the side and asked He Lan what it was.

It was still his good partner Wang Jiaer who answered his question, snatched the bottle from Mr. He's hand by the way, and put it back in the refrigerator.

"This one is specially made by Ana for me. It's very bitter and tasteless. Let's see the next one."

"I don't think it's bitter, but what is this black thing called Helan?" Teacher He took the bottle of black soup out of the refrigerator and held it in his hand. If Jiaer was so nervous about the bottle of black soup, it must be It's a good thing.

"It should be Chinese medicine juice?" Teacher An pushed the glasses frame on the bridge of the nose and said.

"Blueberry juice?" Hu Shasha guessed.

"It's not traditional Chinese medicine juice, it's a mixed vegetable juice. This is used to clear the stomach and has the effect of losing weight. Carl likes to eat, but after eating, he is worried about gaining weight and wants to work hard, so I adjusted this and let him use it as a drink. drink."

After explaining the effect of this thing a little bit, He Lan felt a little helpless towards Wang Jiaer's behavior of protecting food.

"Don't look at it as dark, but it actually tastes sweet and sour. Jia Er, take it out and pour some for Mr. He and the others to taste."

"Well, drink well⊙⊙!" After taking a sip, Mr. He jumped up and down with the cup like a child.

"If Mr. He likes to drink, I'll make some for you next time. But Mr. He's well-proportioned figure shouldn't be needed."

In one sentence, Teacher He was elated, and gave He Lan a thumbs up and said:

"As expected of a goddess, she can speak!"

"Come and see, there are fruits here, including apples, bananas, pears... There are also some strawberries and raisins, all of which are very healthy eating habits. There is no bag of puffed food! Hey? What is this?"

Teacher He rummaged in the refrigerator and took out a transparent crisper. From the transparent lid of the food box, one could see that there was a blur of red, green and green things inside.

He Lan glanced at it and said: "Oh, that is also a fruit salad for Jiaer, including grapefruit, tomato, banana, apple, etc., which are used to slim legs and shape the body. Jiaer always said that he was the only one in their group. The thighs are relatively thick, and the legs of other people, especially Bambam, are like a pair of chopsticks."

"Hahaha, He Lan, you don't know that there was an episode where we watched Jiaer's refrigerator, and Wang Jiaer was talking about bambam throughout the episode, haha ​​said he has a long face and thin legs." At this time, He Jiong couldn't help breaking the news to Helan.

"I watched that episode, it was very interesting." Helan Ana smiled as she looked at Wang Jiaer who wanted to burrow into the ground.

After everyone laughed, Teacher He looked at the things in He Lan's refrigerator and had another question in his heart.

"Helan, why is your refrigerator full of food for Wang Jiaer, isn't there anything you want to eat?"

"Yes, there are many. The fruits, vegetables, ice cream, juice and the beer at the bottom are all mine."

"Mr. He, Ana and I are already engaged. It's so strange that she has my things in her refrigerator."

Wang Jiaer unhurriedly dropped an explosive news no less than a [-]-level bomb to everyone in the recording studio.

"Engaged? You!!"

Everyone was amazed. It has only been more than three months since the two of them met and confessed to each other. The speed with which this relationship has been established is too fast!

"Yes, last week in America."

This is the meaning of Helan's father, and it is also the meaning of the Wang family's parents. Wang Jiaer and Helan Ana are both working in the entertainment industry, and they don't have to wait until when they get married. In total, we might as well get engaged first.

Let's not talk about how dizzy Mr. He and all the chefs were by this news, please, the chief director of the refrigerator is now laughing so hard that he can't see where his eyes are!

Originally, the goddess was invited with a sky-high announcement fee, and the chief director felt distressed until the recording of the show began, but now he just wants to raise his arms and shout, the goddess is well invited, it is worth the money! !

He could already imagine how high the ratings would be after this episode aired!

And the entertainment news, he even thought of the title for them, it's called #冰冰编中中Wang Jiaer announces his engagement to Goddess Helan! #

The author has something to say:

Small Theater: Reward and Punishment System

In other words, one day Wang Jiaer didn't announce, so he sat at home with his fragrant and soft daughter-in-law on the sofa watching an idol drama.

Looking at Wang Jiaer, he thought that his manager's elder brother said that his Mandarin was not as good as his daughter-in-law who lived in the United States since he was a child, and asked him to ask his wife for advice when he had nothing to do.

"Daughter-in-law, teach me idioms!"

"Why do you suddenly want to learn idioms?" He Lan spat out the grape skins in his mouth, a little curious about what Wang Jiaer wanted to do again.

"Every time I run an announcement in China, I don't understand what my brothers mean when they say idioms. They always make jokes. My daughter-in-law, you can teach me!"

"Okay, but I have a request. You must obey my rules. I don't want to be the same as before. You just learn a few words and then you don't learn."

"Okay, okay, tell me, daughter-in-law, I will listen to whatever you say."

He Lan hooked his index finger at Wang Jiaer, beckoning him to lower his head and put his ear close, then whispered something in his ear, and finally gave him a sweet kiss.

The meaning of the idiom is rewarded with a kiss if you answer correctly, and no physical contact is allowed for one day if you answer incorrectly.

Isn't that the difference between heaven and hell? !

Wang Jiaer immediately began to protest:

"It's not fair, I can only kiss you if you answer correctly, but if you answer wrong, I will not be able to touch you for a whole day, it's not fair!"

"Then what do you want?"

"I'm right, you want me to kiss for 10 minutes and hug for an hour." Wang Jiaer said very intoxicated.

It's a pity that He Lan didn't want to refuse directly: "No, I don't want to become a sausage mouth, kiss for 1 minute and hug for 10 minutes."

"Kiss for 5 minutes, hug for half an hour."

"Kiss for 1 minute, hug for 10 minutes."

"Rise up a little bit, otherwise I won't have motivation, ang~ just add 10 minutes, okay? Huh?"

Facing Wang Jiaer's cute and coquettish Dafa, Helan Ana restrained and restrained again, so she didn't get hit.

"Kiss for 1 minute and hug for 10 minutes, don't talk about the rest, or forget it, anyway, it doesn't matter if you learn or not."

"Okay, okay, just kiss for 1 minute and hug for 10 minutes." Worried that his last welfare would be lost, Wang Jiaer immediately changed his words.

"Well, it's a deal, Lagou."

"La hook, it's a deal."

……

"Hey, that's not right! You are my daughter-in-law and I am your husband. To my own daughter-in-law, I can kiss and hug if I want, why would I hang myself with you?!"

He Lan spat out another grape skin, and Wang Jiaer quickly picked up the trash plate on the table and caught it. Seeing that his wife didn't want to eat it, he took a paper towel to wipe He Lan's mouth and hands.

Helan Ana, who was served comfortably like an old Buddha, struggled to hold her big belly that had bulged into a balloon, turned over and lay flat on Wang Jiaer's lap.

Maoyan raised his eyebrows: "Stupid!"

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