Breakup Master Practice Manual [Comprehensive]

How do you explain when you get drunk and say you want to see your boyfriend wear women's clothing?

Although Mr. Dazai just turned around and said that spicy chicken is not very good, but...

Say it again--

Spicy chicken Dazai killed me!You big hot chicken!Did you hear that?

And it is clear that you can accuse yourself of Xingshi as a victim, why do you look so embarrassed, Chuya?

"Liu Dao Mu is a friend I met in a dream before."

Then Zhong Yuanzhong believed her words without any doubt.

"As for what you said..." Mikai Riho, who felt an inexplicable sense of guilt in her heart, said guiltily: "Well, it's more appropriate even if it feels like it?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also widened his eyes in disbelief: "Do you think I look feminine?"

"No, no, Chuya is very handsome!" Yakai Riho immediately denied, subconsciously expressing his thoughts, "It's just my personal interest, it's the flower of Hong Kong and Black Kaolin..."

"Hahaha Kaolin Flowers Hahaha..." Dazai Osamu, who came over at some point, held his stomach and pointed at Nakahara Nakaya, who had a livid face, wishing he could laugh and fall on top of her.

Yakai Riho got stuck.

My verbal ability may have a mind of its own.

She looked desperately at the orange-haired young man in front of her, and as expected, the expression on his face seemed to have seen groups of mackerel dancing and wagging their tails in front of him.

Yakai Riho looked at Osamu Dazai beside him who was laughing with tears, his eyes full of condemnation.

it was all your fault!

Osamu Dazai still smiled intermittently, wiping the corners of his eyes with one hand and waving at her with the other: "It's not my fault, in fact, it was just intended to be kept as a souvenir, not to be heard by Chuya, but 'accidentally' was found out, and then He just kept staring at me like a twitchy female high school student who was full of thoughts, and I couldn't bear it so I couldn't listen to him."

For this reason, Nakahara Chuya, who endured the humiliation and promised to do one thing for the other party in the future: sooner or later, I will kill this mackerel!

Mihai Riho has no expression on her face: I believe in your evil!

Then she couldn't bear it and said angrily: "Aren't you also very interested!"

"Huh!?" Nakahara Chuya almost gritted his teeth and looked at Osamu Dazai, "You couldn't be the one who tricked her into saying that!?"

Mihai Riho was shocked.

Is he serious?Do you believe in yourself so much?

That's right, she still attaches great importance to her image at ordinary times, unlike the bandage suicidal man over there, who looks malicious at first glance, and is simply synonymous with 'making trouble'.

Thinking of this, her eyes lit up, staring at the innocent black-haired young man, she couldn't help but smile slowly.

Could she follow Chuya's words and dump the blame on Osamu Dazai?

At this time, Osamu Dazai took out a black pen from the pocket of the windbreaker seemingly unintentionally, and casually tossed it up and down.

There was a cross on Nakahara Chuya's forehead, he suppressed his anger: "What are you doing with this recording pen?"

Recording pen?

Yakai Riho's smile froze on his face.

Oh yes, she hasn't forgotten what she said last night.

If you can hear all of them...

Osamu Dazai smiled and looked at the girl who put away her expression for a moment, with a kind tone: "There is nothing."

"If you don't believe me, ask Riho, right?"

Yakai Riho: "...Yes, nothing, none of Dazai-san's business."

Swallow it.

Nakahara Nakaya looked at Yakai Riho who was exuding frustration, and then at Dazai Osamu who was smiling kindly.

After a moment of silence, he looked at Osamu Dazai vigilantly like an old hen guarding the calf, and asked her behind him, "Are you threatened by him?"

Yakai Riho: ...I was really threatened and I can't say it now.

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought about this, and didn't get entangled anymore, and came to a conclusion decisively: "Anyway, there must be something wrong with that bastard Dazai."

In short, there is nothing wrong with detaining Dazai in case of indecisiveness.

"Chuya is really too much." After saying this casually, Osamu Dazai put away the recording pen in his hand.

Several people returned to the living room, except that the original window was damaged, everything else was fine.

Walking beside him, Nakahara Nakaya still couldn't help looking at her and muttered, "Why is it me in women's clothes instead of Dazai's women's clothes?"

"Does Zhong also want to see my women's clothing?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, "I don't care."

Then he pretended to cover his mouth and shared gossip with Yakai Riho in a seemingly low voice that everyone could hear: "But I didn't expect Chu to have such a habit?"

"Who else has this kind of addiction besides you..." Nakahara Nakaya suddenly saw Yakai Riho who was silently watching him beside him, so he abruptly changed the subject, his tone was stiff, "Cough, I didn't mean you. "

This distinction is too real.

Chuya, you are so sweet.

Yakai Riho couldn't help but said, "Why is Dazai-san always bullying Chuya?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also froze for a moment: "Huh? I wasn't bullied by him, don't worry."

"I can't help it, I hate everything in Chuya." Osamu Dazai lazily said after sitting down, "his taste in shoes and his vision for Riho are the only ones worthy of recognition."

This is not something to be happy about!

Yakai Riho, who was suspected to have the same status as a hat before and now has the same taste as a pair of shoes, was speechless for a while.

Zhong Yuan Zhong also had a look of dismay, wishing to kick him over: "Who wants you, a green mackerel who wastes bandages, for sure!"

After finishing speaking, he looked at them suspiciously: "Speaking of which, when did your relationship get so good?"

Yakai Riho immediately choked on his saliva: "Ahem, ahem, Mr. Dazai actually helped me a lot."

Immediately afterwards, he changed the subject tactfully: "Is that about my father?"

"He's missing, and no force can find him. It's better not to know the details for the time being." It was Zhongya Chuya who spoke, and his face had returned to calm. "The most important thing now is to protect yourself."

"Oh." Yakai Riho didn't insist, because she felt that it was useless for the war scum to know the situation, "It's not too early, you..." When will you leave.

Because she found that the two had no intention of leaving at all.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Riho." Dazai Osamu poured himself a glass of water calmly, "Those enemies may come again at any time."

Yakai Riho: "You are also the two major cadres of Hong Kong gangsters, right?"

Are you so free?

"Don't worry, this is naturally agreed by the leader." The smile on Dazai Osamu's face faded, and he stared at the water glass reflecting the dim light of the setting sun behind him, "Or that's exactly what he meant."

"Ah, I will protect you tonight." Zhongyuan Zhong also loosened his neckline casually, "Don't worry, I will sleep in the living room."

"As for Dazai..." He looked at the other party impatiently, "You should go back."

"Is this throwing away when you're done using it?" Osamu Dazai looked aggrieved, "And I want to be on guard in case I also take the opportunity to do bad things in the middle of the night."

"This is my girlfriend, you bastard!" Nakahara realized something was wrong just after shouting, and then continued to shout at a louder volume, "No, who would take the opportunity to do bad things in the middle of the night!"

Osamu Dazai immediately climbed up the pole, and taught Yakai Riho earnestly: "Rio, look, Chuya didn't refute the bad thing in the middle of the night, his words are not reliable at all."

"No, I didn't, Riho..." Nakahara Nakata panicked, and looked at the girl next to him.

Mihai Riho looked at the flustered orange-haired youth and felt a sense of love: "Of course I believe in you, Chuya."

Dazai's mouth, a deceitful ghost.

"Have you never thought about knowing your girlfriend's bedroom secrets?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also paused strangely as if suddenly reminded, and then met his girlfriend's subtle gaze, and immediately denied again: "...I didn't!"

The voice was obviously weaker than before.

Yakai Riho glanced at Osamu Dazai who was smiling happily.

He also said that he was not bullied...

Please forgive me, Chuya-kun, isn’t this being thoroughly toyed with?

In the end, the two of them spent the night in the living room.

The next day, when Yakai Riho was still asleep, she heard a knock on the door.

After struggling to lift the quilt, he suddenly thought that he might be one of his boyfriends again, so he immediately woke up, put on a coat and hurried out of the bedroom, and then found that the door had been opened.

It was Chuya Nakahara who opened the door, and Shouta Aizawa stood outside the door.

Just as Yakai Riho breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly remembered the important point.

"Who are you?" Zhong Yuanzhong also sized him up.

Aizawa Shouta looked at the strange young man who opened the door, and felt that his forehead, which he had been thinking about for a long time last night because of Yakai Riho's complicated emotional problems, began to jump up again.

"...I am Teacher Xiongying. Because she was attacked yesterday morning, I was responsible for picking her up. May I ask who you are?"

"Ah, oh." Chuya Nakahara subconsciously replied politely, "Hi, I'm Riho's boyfriend."

Aizawa Shouta: ...? ? ?

This is not over yet, only to see a black-haired young man with bandages suddenly appearing from behind.

The other party's eyes lit up when he saw him——

"It's Riho's teacher." Then he stretched out his right hand and greeted him with a bright smile, "Hello, teacher."

Aizawa Shouta: ...No, I'm not your teacher.

Finally, his eyes slowly turned to the girl in the thin nightgown and only a coat.

For a moment he wanted to turn around and leave.

Then, as if the black-haired young man suddenly remembered something, he clenched his right fist and tapped his left palm: "Speaking of which, are you also..." Riho's boyfriend?

In the flash of calcium carbide, Aizawa Xiao miraculously matched the brain circuit of the other party, and then suddenly jittered.

"I'm not!"

Denied it very loudly.