[Comprehensive] Strategy game of self-delusion

Lihua didn't expect that Yato had really repaired the water pipe, and basically there was no trace of the repair, "Master Yato, you accidentally ordered a skill point in a strange place."

As a god who kept pace with the times, Yato certainly understood what she meant, and with his hips on his arms, he said eloquently, "The gods are working very hard now, and of course they have to know a little bit about everything in order to solve the different troubles of believers."

"Look, this will help you fix the water pipe. I have no one else to help you fix this point except the hardworking god."

This is true, when it is time for repair workers to leave work, it is basically difficult to find a worker who is willing to come to repair. Even if you can find a worker, you will have to spend a lot of energy and money.

In this way, "Master Yato, how much do you pay for the water pipe repair?"

"Five yuan." Yetou took out a brown bottle from his pocket, shook it, and made the sound of metal hitting the wall of the bottle, then opened the bottle stopper, and put the five-yuan coin in his pocket. go in.

Lihua was shocked, "This bottle isn't full of five yuan coins, is it?"

Yato looked proud, "This is the money I have saved for a long time to build the shrine, and then I will no longer have to work hard to earn money, and believers will throw countless money into the wishing box for me every day, hahahaha! "

Hearing such delusional thoughts, Lihua was in a complicated mood, and she still couldn't bear it. In fact, the bigger doubt was why she could be so miserable when she was clearly a god.

It looked like he didn't even eat dinner.

Thinking of dinner, Lihua had a flash of inspiration, "Master Yato, come with me."

I didn't know what to do with the leftover egg fried rice and fried mackerel. I thought it was a waste of food and threw it away.

Yedou followed the little believer, came to the kitchen, and watched her reheat the egg fried rice and fried mackerel. Although it was the second time to reheat, the appearance was not bad, and it still exuded a good fragrance.

"Is this for me?"

Lihua nodded, "Although it was made last night, I kept it in the refrigerator, but something happened in the afternoon and I didn't eat it in time. I can only wrong you. Next time, please come to my house to eat Let's have dinner."

"Huh? Master Yato, what's the matter with you, don't cry, hey, hey, the snot is about to rub against me."

To appease Lord Shenming who lost control of his emotions because of being too moved, Lihua watched him gobble up at the dinner table with tiredness and distress.

I also heard something about Yato by the way.

It turns out that he is not a god who has gone through the process in Gaotianyuan. He is between monsters and real gods. Once he is forgotten by humans, he will gradually disappear, which is why he has been doing various jobs.

Lihua patted him on the shoulder and assured him, "As long as I live, I will always remember Yato-sama. In this way, at least Yato-sama will not dissipate until I die."

She laughed, her voice was soft and waxy, which is unique to girls, "I will live on, but Yato will come and protect me when I am in danger."

Then Rika got Yato's phone number and was told that as long as she called him, he would immediately appear by her side through the contract signed by the two.

The so-called conclusion of a contract is a five-yuan deal.

Anyway, five yuan is too cheap. Only 100 yuan can make him do 20 things, which is cheaper than a can of drinks sold in a vending machine.

Lihua decided to go to the convenience store tomorrow to exchange 1000 yuan for 5 yuan coins.

Before that, Lihua said to Yato who was eating, "Yato wait here, I'll go get something and I'll be right back."

After Yato nodded, Lihua went back to her room and found her piggy bank. She would occasionally put some coins in it on weekdays, but she didn't know if there were five yuan coins in it.

If it is smashed, it will have to be cleaned up later, but today Rihua just wants to take a shower and go to bed.

After finding Tamamo-mae who was sitting upright on the sofa, Rika held the piggy bank in her palm, with a begging expression on her face, "Tamamo-mae, can you cut open this piggy bank for me?"

Yuzao looked at her and said, "Put it on the table."

Although he can control his strength well, he still worries about accidentally cutting her hand.

Lihua put the piggy bank on the table, and a demon force was thrown in front of Yuzao. The piggy bank broke in the middle, and all kinds of small change scattered on the table. Lihua found the only one in it. She held two five-yuan coins in the palm of her hand.

When he returned to the kitchen, Yato had finished his meal and cleaned the bowls and pans by the way.

"Hey, Yato, reach out."

Lihua put two five-yuan coins in his hand, "One is a thank-you gift for Yato to help me with the rest of the meal, and the other is a thank-you gift for helping me wash the dishes."

She brushed the long hair on the side of her face behind her ears, her sandalwood-colored hair made her fingers extremely white, and the ungrown girl already had the appearance of a goddess, "I don't really understand the five rules that Yato made for herself. Meta rules, but it would be nice to help Yato."

"There are still many things to ask Yato in the future." She took his hand, and the hard outline of the coin touched his palm, bringing an incomparable sense of reality, "I will always trouble you to take care of me in the future, my lord .”

Yeto stared at her blankly for a long time, then waved his hand pretending not to care, "I see, I will take care of you."

He was just a downcast God of Misfortune who claimed to be a god, but he unexpectedly felt the devotion of believers from the girl in front of him.

She really believed that she was a god and that he would bless her.

Since this is the case, he used a slightly frivolous tone to conceal his agitated mood, "You have to keep enshrining me, otherwise I won't be effective."

Really, how can such a god be trusted, it needs to be more majestic.

However, Yato is probably the kind of god who is not majestic, Lihua nodded, and said lightly, "I will."

So, please don't look like you're about to cry.

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After sending Yato away, Lihua closed the doors and windows and locked them. When living alone, she must pay more attention to safety issues.

It was only after finishing that that she remembered that there was a big monster in her family. If a thief came in, perhaps the thief would be the more dangerous one.

"In front of Yuzao, the water pipe has been repaired, you can go take a bath first."

Before that, Lihua taught Yuzao how to use these facilities first, and after watching him use them after demonstrating, Lihua walked out of the bathroom with peace of mind and closed the door for him.

In fact, she said she could help Tamamo-mae take a bath.

I don't know why it was rejected, isn't it normal for the owner to bathe the pet?

"Fifty Rules for Getting Along with Pets" says that bathing pets can enhance the relationship between the two parties. Alas, I was looking forward to it.

Since Tamazamo wants to take a bath by herself, Rika agrees, she is a very enlightened master.

The heat and the scent of fabric softener linger on clothes that have been dried.Lihua folded all the clothes and put them in the basket outside the bathroom in the order they were worn, and put a towel on top.

"The clothes are all placed outside, and so are the towels. You need to dry yourself before putting on your clothes. If you don't know how to wear them, call me." Leaving this sentence outside the bathroom door, Li Hua went to her room.

When my uncle rented a house for her, he considered that she would live alone, so the house only had one bedroom, and the bed was big enough to sleep three or four Lihua.

"I can only let Yuzao sleep in bed with me."

I don't know if I will be disgusted, because buying a pet is a temporary decision, and there is almost nothing prepared for pets at home. Fortunately, Tamamo is a monster, so he doesn't need most of what pets need.

But because it's a monster, it can't sleep in a cage or on a carpet. Although Tamamomae can sleep on the sofa, I always feel guilty.

And there is always a kind of ideological awareness that I would rather sleep on the sofa by myself than let Yuzao sleep on the sofa in front of me, what is going on!

Take out a thin quilt from the closet, the air conditioner is still on in the current season, just cover it up a little bit, if it is winter, because the quilt is not enough, the two of you will sleep separately, maybe you will have to squeeze a quilt with Yuzao.

Thinking about it, I always feel that I am looking forward to winter from now on.

I don't have any strange thoughts, two people sleep warmer, that's all.

Anyone who thinks crookedly should go face the wall and think about it.

Turning on the air conditioner to 25 degrees is enough, and Lihua tidied up the room a little bit. She is not a person who likes tidying up on weekdays, and the things she needs to use are habitually placed on the bedside table at hand.

As a result, the things on the bedside table piled up more and more, and now it has reached the point where the desktop cannot be seen.

When the room was almost tidied up, Tamazamo had also finished her shower and came to knock on her door. When Lihua opened the door, she froze for a moment, "Who are you?"

After finishing speaking, I found out that the clothes he was wearing were folded by her and put in the clothes basket a few minutes ago, and they belonged to Tamazamae's pajamas.

If you look closely, the outline of the face and the color of the pupils are also exactly the same.

"Is it Tamamo-mae?"

The black hair that was originally bundled up and wearing a crown was wetly draped behind her back, and all the heavy and delicate makeup on her face had been removed, revealing an indistinguishable face.

"Yes, I put on makeup before, so it's no wonder you can't recognize it now."

"It's not important." Lihua pulled him to sit down, and took out the hair dryer from the cabinet, "You have to dry your hair, it's easy to catch a cold when it's wet and blown by cold air."

In the strange thing that suddenly came out of the wind, Tamamomae didn't refute her that monsters don't catch cold.

After blowing her hair, Lihua put away the hair dryer and announced naturally:

"The quilt in front of Tamamo is ready, and we will sleep together from today on."

The author has something to say: Yoho, the next chapter will be about two people sleeping together

The next chapter is the day after tomorrow

Recently I am a little obsessed with playing mahjong. It is a page game. I really want to go out of the country.

From today onwards, please call me a genius mahjong girl